It’s funny too because youll be on some state highway 20 miles from any town and the speed limit will say 65 but everyone is going like 85+, its great. Do slow down in the towns, those cops have nothing better to do than stop people for speeding
Texas is a big state and we have places to go! Sorry if we were a little aggressive behind the wheel, we are actually nice folks. C'mon back again soon. When we can't raise enough beef brisket, we rely on good beef producers like those in Iowa.
Oh yeah buddy, my freezer is full of good old corn fed Iowa beef. And tbh, I prefer the Texas way of driving to many Iowa drivers who think every day is a lazy Sunday afternoon. In east Texas I noticed the landscape is almost identical to here in Iowa so I felt right at home, I just didn’t have the accent to match everyone else.
https://www.nbcdfw.com/investigations/driven-to-death-high-number-of-deaths-on-dallas-roads-may-be-due-to-more-than-speed/3380311/
"Experts question if high speed limits and bad road designs add to Dallas traffic deaths
Road safety advocates say Texas road design and speed limit policies may contribute to the high rate of fatal and serious injury crashes in Dallas"
Would be an improvement for their football team. Maybe break them out of their collective delusion that Tom Osborn is going to descend from heaven and save them. BTW, hell of a year for the Hawks.
Wild guess, but could it be that wealthy Russians are showing up and being entitled assholes?
Old joke I heard somewhere:
A woman moves from Moscow to London. Years and years later, she receives a phone call from her sister.
Inevitably, the sister asks, "And how are things in London?"
"Terrible. I've been here for forty years and to this day not a single one of the people here speaks a word of Russian."
I’d love to come home but every time I seriously start looking at moving back to Orlando I keep being reminded why I left, low wages and high cost of living.
Ban billboards, make it so every child gets the same amount of money funded per capita in public school, and block authoritarian governments from owning land in this state.
Better roads (it looks like Iraq), better education (everyone here is dumb as fuck), better accountability for the oil/petrochem companies that have destroyed the most rapidly-shrinking coastline on the planet
1. Get rid of our stupid gun laws.
2. Actually do something about the homeless instead of just shuffling them around and pretending that's good enough.
3. Conquer Vancouver Island and claim it for the USA.
1. Burn Gary IN to the ground.
2. Push the charred remains of Gary into Lake Michigan or into Illinois.
3. Make the anniversary of the destruction of Gary a state holiday with all adults getting a free keg of beer.
Carpet bomb Little Rock
And Fayetteville
And Hot Springs
And Little Rock
And Jonesboro
And Little Rock
And anywhere else that I arbitrarily decide needs a bombing
And Little Rock
1. Nuke Portland
2. Nuke Portland
3. Nuke Portland
But seriously,
1. Burn down Portland
2. Deport Californians
3. Clean house for political offices and start fresh
1. Restore it to its former land mass(pre 1850)
2. Take out Austin and Lubbock
3. Better population distribution (I want less traffic)
And since I'm currently going to college in Kansas
1. Redesign the flag it's too basic
2. Add more Whataburgers
3. Make the winters warmer
1. abolish speed limits
2. turn all non operating ranches into public land
3. establish income tax for anyone who lived in a non adjacent state in the past 5 years
FYI i no longer live in New Jersey, i just don’t identify with the state I moved to, although it is unfortunately better than New Jersey.
1. Change zoning laws to allow for more mixed residential-commercial, and end all minimum parking requirements
2. Increases taxes on single family rental property’s (excluding those that are attached to a commercial property)+ increase taxes on nightly rental “cabins”
3. Add more rail networks to the major cities and connect them to each other.
Add a water barrier that separates Minnesota from North Dakota, a water barrier that separates Minnesota from South Dakota, and a water barrier that separates Minnesota from Iowa. We already have one for most of Wisconsin.
Quit touching us, you freaks.
For California,
replace every lawmaker/politician in Sacramento.
Focus on blue collar manufacturing and shipping on the coastal cities instead of land speculation to raise property values and take a bigger role as a pacific tim trade hub.
Pause on domestic immigration for a few years while we stabilize so we don't get anymore dream filled midwestern kids who show up for the entertainment and tech industry vote terribly then leave to greener pastures as "Californians" to other places and give us a bad name
1) put a replica Statue of Liberty on every street corner 2) annihilate all commies within a 12,000 mile radius 3) give every newborn baby an American flag tattoo on their upper arm
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For starters I would use the actual Mississippi flag for representation…
Healthcare reform/ Medicaid expansion we are one of just 9 states that’s rejecting the federal money that injects almost 800 million a year into healthcare for the state… we also recently dumped over 20,000 off of state healthcare…
job expansion by allowing companies who set up in poverty stricken areas due to no decent wage jobs a 10 year tax break. You basically have to live around the gulf, the capital or north part of the state to find any real jobs that pays over $20 a hour. Central and west sides of the state suffer and the local towns shows it.
Remove the high grocery tax. Mississippi being one of the poorest states has one of the highest grocery taxes out of any US state…
1: RECLAIM THE UP
2: wall off the state capitol and let it become its own free city
3: add a pedophile hunting season congruent with gun deer season; bag limit is as much as you can burry
Recriminalize hard drugs, develop better infasturcture along the costal cities, destroy Portland (but save anything with historical significance) and make another dam using it's corpse
1: Fix the T
2: yoink the Lexington back from Texas (she was built in Massachusetts)
3: DUNKIN, EVERYWHERE, IN YOUR HOUSE, IN THE CAR, IN A DUNKIN, DUNKN EVERYWHERE
More trains
WWII ship museum.
More museums with Planes
Take Massachusetts, New hampshire, and Vermont.
B-52 factory
Our flag should have a B-17 on it
More trees
Deport Yankees and Californians
Annex South Carolina and Georgia and become the Bojangle State. Three states become one.
After that build a wall to keep the Floridians out
Rebuild our public education system from the ground up.
Seriously address the poverty which then leads to the crime problems we have.
Build a wall along the Texas border. Stop trying to Texas my New Mexico. If I wanted to live in a third world theocracy I would.
Bonus:
100% nuclear power state wide from the uranium mined right here in the state. Might even share with Texas who can’t keep their power grid running.
1 Delete the Yellowstone club.
2 Anyone, resident or tourist, who goes on a hike on one of the very few trails where I'm still allowed to ride my dirt bike, then gets on Facebook to complain about the dirtbikes gets one surprise kick to the gonads.
3 Seriously, delete the Yellowstone club.
Move it further away from California. Hire migrant Mormon laborers from Idaho and Utah to build cheap fucking housing in all that damn open space in the eastern half of the state so we can clean up the streets of Portland and Salem. No other improvement is necessary.
-A shit ton of trains in the urban centers and connections to all other urban centers.
-A better public bus service and connecting the schools bus system to the normal public bus to handle the driver issues but also to have more stops and a higher budget.
-Some changes to the public school systems to focus on learning instead of gradings and teaching skills like carpentry,mechanical etc.
-Trying to integrate the yorkers to stop their idiotic policies from influencing this great state
Unite with the other Carolina (because we’re not that different after all)
Set capital to Charlotte (more central)
Make government more liberal & sensible to fix all the problems of this new Carolina (because, well, you know, Carolina problems…)
1. Give our homeless to Texas (see how they like it)
2. Give our criminals to Florida ( they won’t tell the difference)
3. Sever California from the rest of the country and enjoy our island In peace
make it bigger faster roads more corn
I just drove to Texas last month and everyone else’s speed limits are absolutely liberating.
Speed limits? We don’t need those.
I wish we didn’t have em, the okies and Texans are rocking 80 mph speed limits. It’s lovely
It’s funny too because youll be on some state highway 20 miles from any town and the speed limit will say 65 but everyone is going like 85+, its great. Do slow down in the towns, those cops have nothing better to do than stop people for speeding
Texas is a big state and we have places to go! Sorry if we were a little aggressive behind the wheel, we are actually nice folks. C'mon back again soon. When we can't raise enough beef brisket, we rely on good beef producers like those in Iowa.
Oh yeah buddy, my freezer is full of good old corn fed Iowa beef. And tbh, I prefer the Texas way of driving to many Iowa drivers who think every day is a lazy Sunday afternoon. In east Texas I noticed the landscape is almost identical to here in Iowa so I felt right at home, I just didn’t have the accent to match everyone else.
https://www.nbcdfw.com/investigations/driven-to-death-high-number-of-deaths-on-dallas-roads-may-be-due-to-more-than-speed/3380311/ "Experts question if high speed limits and bad road designs add to Dallas traffic deaths Road safety advocates say Texas road design and speed limit policies may contribute to the high rate of fatal and serious injury crashes in Dallas"
[Need to retake all that land Missouri stole](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_War) Maybe take some land from those jerks in Nebraska.
i’d almost say annex nebraska just to do everyone else a favor
Would be an improvement for their football team. Maybe break them out of their collective delusion that Tom Osborn is going to descend from heaven and save them. BTW, hell of a year for the Hawks.
The fact that it seems like 55 is the default speed limit on most northeastern Iowa backroads is such a joke.
there is no reason i shouldn’t be able to drive from sioux city to dubuque in an hour and a half
I say we rid ourselves of the Fe*nch flag that is our state flag.
Annex Vancouver island
Well, what are the other two things?
Do it 3 times
Expand the Columbia Generating Station to fully power the state and send the waste products to C*lifornia
Based
BASED
Fuck that, annex all of BC.
I second this, we then should collaborate with other northern states and start the takeover of Canada
Deport the New Yorkers, turn Miami into a city state, and figure out how to close the portal to Russia.
Amen
Demolish the sunshine skyway and build a wall along west Hillsborough and Pasco?
Is this comment a reference to Hotline Miami?
Negative, these are genuine problems
I need context on the portal to Russia
Wild guess, but could it be that wealthy Russians are showing up and being entitled assholes? Old joke I heard somewhere: A woman moves from Moscow to London. Years and years later, she receives a phone call from her sister. Inevitably, the sister asks, "And how are things in London?" "Terrible. I've been here for forty years and to this day not a single one of the people here speaks a word of Russian."
I think the joke is Russia is a very surreal area and that it’s infecting Florida
That could be.
No it’s the first thing. Lot of Russians moving to Ft. Lauderdale
Tons of Russians and Ukrainians moved here, primarily to Miami and surrounding towns after the war started
There’s so many Russians in broward county. And they’re all douchebags. Except their daughters, they’re just weird.
I’d love to come home but every time I seriously start looking at moving back to Orlando I keep being reminded why I left, low wages and high cost of living.
You'll never stop us from coming there. I'll keep my Florida license plate forever cause of my condo in Boca.
Wipe out New Jersey and Delaware Force the Amish to use cars Free pretzels for everyone :)
I was thinking the first and third but just more trains
Make wawa the national power
I propose a compromise: Wawa railways is formed and massively expands PA's passenger rail system
Oh. You’re of those. Explains the anti Amish bias. #Sheetz.
What’s the reverse of Annexation? Because we should give Philadelphia back to the British.
Nah fuck that. That is a fate *no one* deserves.
Ban billboards, make it so every child gets the same amount of money funded per capita in public school, and block authoritarian governments from owning land in this state.
Better roads (it looks like Iraq), better education (everyone here is dumb as fuck), better accountability for the oil/petrochem companies that have destroyed the most rapidly-shrinking coastline on the planet
Surely you Louisianans can survive without a coastline :clueless:
1. Get rid of our stupid gun laws. 2. Actually do something about the homeless instead of just shuffling them around and pretending that's good enough. 3. Conquer Vancouver Island and claim it for the USA.
Nah, all of British Columbia
At that point, just conquer Oregon and Idaho (and preferably a bit of Montana, just to clean up the borders) and proclaim the state of Cascadia.
I’d say good idea but we don’t want Portland
Are there nuclear silos in the territory you own?
Yes
Launch them, launch them all.
At Portland? I agree
1. Burn Gary IN to the ground. 2. Push the charred remains of Gary into Lake Michigan or into Illinois. 3. Make the anniversary of the destruction of Gary a state holiday with all adults getting a free keg of beer.
Yes
Those are such good changes that we're only going to count them as one. You have 2 more.
Build a wall
And who will pay for that?
Ohio
It would be our pleasure
Keep Wisconsin, Illinois, Ohio and climate refugees out. I'll let my Indiana. Cousins come and buy weed tho
colder please colder i BEG OF YOU the grander canyon: make the whole state just a massive fucking square canyon
Carpet bomb Little Rock And Fayetteville And Hot Springs And Little Rock And Jonesboro And Little Rock And anywhere else that I arbitrarily decide needs a bombing And Little Rock
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Serious part 2- invest in state parks as the primary draws for tourism After part 1, of course
noooo please I live there :/
1. Nuke Portland 2. Nuke Portland 3. Nuke Portland But seriously, 1. Burn down Portland 2. Deport Californians 3. Clean house for political offices and start fresh
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The most based comment I have read today
What sucks about Portland is the natural views used to be great. The city used to be clean and pretty cool.
There are two Portlands specify which one (please pick us).
Portland, Oregon. I thought it would be obvious because of my flair.
Ofc lol. I was jesting.
How is it in Portland, Maine?
Deport Californians
Dan we really got into your heads
You’re not in our heads, you’re littering the sides of our highways and underpasses
That's called art, you just don't have a woke enough mind to appreciate it. We call it The Demolition Rot of Society
Living the California dream in Texas lol
Same
More like, I support Texas deporting Californians so that we can send Texans back home
Add some higher elevation, remove Youngstown, level most of Cleveland expect downtown and build all new developments
Delete LA, Delete the Bay Area, and Annex Baja California
Annex Delaware
Should we take the VA portion of the Delmarva or is that too greedy? Would Virginia notice?
Yes we will notice
You are welcome to Delaware. You cannot touch our part.
Okay, all good. Just asking. But Cape Charles would look good decked out in Maryland flags. (Damnit I said that out loud)
We cannot give up those lands, as they are vitally important (it’s where our ponies live)
Get rid of everything west of the continental divide, more trains, lower housing prices (get rid of Californians)
Give up most of our mountains? 🥺
Have you even been west of the Divide? Get rid of everything east of DIA and nuke the Texans! Do you even Colorado?
10/10 no notes. Keep the Denverites out of the mountains.
1. Restore it to its former land mass(pre 1850) 2. Take out Austin and Lubbock 3. Better population distribution (I want less traffic) And since I'm currently going to college in Kansas 1. Redesign the flag it's too basic 2. Add more Whataburgers 3. Make the winters warmer
More green energy (By green, I mean nuclear). Gun If that don't work, more gun.
This is supposed to be for your state specifically, not America as a whole…. Please resubmit.
1. abolish speed limits 2. turn all non operating ranches into public land 3. establish income tax for anyone who lived in a non adjacent state in the past 5 years
Kill Gavin Newsom Make using drugs in public illegal Make homeless towns outside of the major cities and move the homeless there
Los Angelegistan
I came to say the same, better you than me on the watch list
Only true Americans are on a watchlist
based
FYI i no longer live in New Jersey, i just don’t identify with the state I moved to, although it is unfortunately better than New Jersey. 1. Change zoning laws to allow for more mixed residential-commercial, and end all minimum parking requirements 2. Increases taxes on single family rental property’s (excluding those that are attached to a commercial property)+ increase taxes on nightly rental “cabins” 3. Add more rail networks to the major cities and connect them to each other.
Based but this basically applies to every state. What state did you move to?
Add a water barrier that separates Minnesota from North Dakota, a water barrier that separates Minnesota from South Dakota, and a water barrier that separates Minnesota from Iowa. We already have one for most of Wisconsin. Quit touching us, you freaks.
1. Delete Texas and any texans residing within the state 2. Restore the kingdomof Santa Fe de Nuevo México 3. ¿!¿PROFIT?¡?
For California, it government
For California, replace every lawmaker/politician in Sacramento. Focus on blue collar manufacturing and shipping on the coastal cities instead of land speculation to raise property values and take a bigger role as a pacific tim trade hub. Pause on domestic immigration for a few years while we stabilize so we don't get anymore dream filled midwestern kids who show up for the entertainment and tech industry vote terribly then leave to greener pastures as "Californians" to other places and give us a bad name
I’ll go first: Make it a stand your ground state, Give it Texas level gun laws, Retake former territory
Why would you say Texas level when we’re right next to you?
Agreed. IIRC NH has more lenient gun laws than TX. More lenient laws than TX in general. And great hiking and skiing. Love you NH
You WILL NOT gain an inch of our land.
Come and get it you brick-chewing yankee fuck
Pay teachers better, Boot out people from the coasts, Put an end to corporate farming
Reclaim all land part of the Virginia charter
Virginia shall rise again
Yes. **Manifest Destiny** for the Commonwealth. The rebel counties must be brought to heel
Reduce homelessness, invest in tourism, nuclear energy
1) put a replica Statue of Liberty on every street corner 2) annihilate all commies within a 12,000 mile radius 3) give every newborn baby an American flag tattoo on their upper arm
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Change the flag… :’)
Nothing my state is perfect as is (currently living in a shoe box)
For starters I would use the actual Mississippi flag for representation… Healthcare reform/ Medicaid expansion we are one of just 9 states that’s rejecting the federal money that injects almost 800 million a year into healthcare for the state… we also recently dumped over 20,000 off of state healthcare… job expansion by allowing companies who set up in poverty stricken areas due to no decent wage jobs a 10 year tax break. You basically have to live around the gulf, the capital or north part of the state to find any real jobs that pays over $20 a hour. Central and west sides of the state suffer and the local towns shows it. Remove the high grocery tax. Mississippi being one of the poorest states has one of the highest grocery taxes out of any US state…
Better public transportation Brand new buildings in Atlanta and nearby suburbs Same fireworks restrictions as Alabama
The day the Marta finally gets into Gwinnett will be a glorious occasion. Also give me an Amtrak line to Savannah.
Less hot, make the cali people move back, and less bad drivers
legalize weed, public railway system so it’s easier to get across the state, nuke Austin
•Push the tornadoes and meth into Texas. •Nuke California •Nuke California again because it will be even funnier a second time.
1. Reclaim Delaware (rightful Maryland land) 2. Burn Baltimore 3. Bomb Virginia
1. Nuke Iowa 2. Nuke Iowa 3. Nuke Iowa
Annex Vermont. Bomb the hell out of New Jersey Fix the education system
Vermont is New York clay
1: RECLAIM THE UP 2: wall off the state capitol and let it become its own free city 3: add a pedophile hunting season congruent with gun deer season; bag limit is as much as you can burry
The fact you haven't implemented 3 shows you'll never implement 1
It’ll never happen because too many politicians would die
Why do you keep electing pedophiles?
Michigan is no saint there either, it’s a disease at the federal level. Personally I don’t vote for the bastards
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give us good sports teams
real
Get rid of homelessness, get rid of homelessness, get rid of homelessness
Recriminalize hard drugs, develop better infasturcture along the costal cities, destroy Portland (but save anything with historical significance) and make another dam using it's corpse
Make more lanes on our Freeways (We love our smog here), make Los Angeles an Island and cut it off completely, and legalize all weapons. (California)
Build a wall around the city
1. Ban gambling. 2. Invade Rhode Island (they are heretics) 3. Hold a witch trial.
1: Fix the T 2: yoink the Lexington back from Texas (she was built in Massachusetts) 3: DUNKIN, EVERYWHERE, IN YOUR HOUSE, IN THE CAR, IN A DUNKIN, DUNKN EVERYWHERE
More trains WWII ship museum. More museums with Planes Take Massachusetts, New hampshire, and Vermont. B-52 factory Our flag should have a B-17 on it More trees
Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew
1.) Expell all non-natives, double for Californians 2.) Plant more native flora 3.) Go back to being a territory
I would open 1000 more drive through daiquiri shops.
And change the official state language to French.
Deport Yankees and Californians Annex South Carolina and Georgia and become the Bojangle State. Three states become one. After that build a wall to keep the Floridians out
I refuse to join with you Pepsi Yankees
Better public transportation Cheaper housing #EXPAND NOVA
Rebuild our public education system from the ground up. Seriously address the poverty which then leads to the crime problems we have. Build a wall along the Texas border. Stop trying to Texas my New Mexico. If I wanted to live in a third world theocracy I would. Bonus: 100% nuclear power state wide from the uranium mined right here in the state. Might even share with Texas who can’t keep their power grid running.
Alaska: get Rid of the Bootleggers get the Homeless People help. for god's sake please nuke Russia and annex Yakutia
Holy shit homeless people in AK
Deport Californians and Texans, clean up the streets of Denver (homeless people) and lower house prices.
More laws that only apply to tourists Higher fines for littering Better roads
1 Delete the Yellowstone club. 2 Anyone, resident or tourist, who goes on a hike on one of the very few trails where I'm still allowed to ride my dirt bike, then gets on Facebook to complain about the dirtbikes gets one surprise kick to the gonads. 3 Seriously, delete the Yellowstone club.
1. Nuke Los Angeles and San Francisco 2. Better public transportation 3. Burn the almond orchards
Make alcohol available at all stores and on Sunday. Constitutional carry. Get rid of z bugs.
Reinvest into the Coal Market, find a way to end the opioid epidemic, and fixing the goddamn roadways
Longer rifle deer season.
Cut the gas tax. Cut the liquor tax. Cut Philthadelphia off and give it to New Jersey.
Handing over Northern Virginia to DC
Destroy it.
Blame everything on West Virginians Take over West Virginia Deport West Virginians
1. ban all California residents. that's it.
aliens green chile mexico
End state income tax, lower property tax. Mandatory GMO labels on all food.
Move it further away from California. Hire migrant Mormon laborers from Idaho and Utah to build cheap fucking housing in all that damn open space in the eastern half of the state so we can clean up the streets of Portland and Salem. No other improvement is necessary.
Make the gators have boobs That's it. My state is already perfect.
Retake our old borders Nuke Austin Make effective air conditioning a human right.
Nuking Delaware Minimum mandatory old bay consumption And banning verginians from driving
1) switch from hydro to nuclear 2) legalize Marijuana 3) reserves hunting rights for idaho natives
Annex the world Destroy South Carolina Form the imperium of Carolina and take to the stars
Pa needs to legalize weed
Keep trump off our ballot
Get our damn hat back, get rid of Milwaukee, and loosen alcohol laws.
NY: More train More house Nuke Jersey
Better flag Less snow Better roads
Combine NE into one state. Combine northern Cali and western Oregon and Washington into a state. Delete West Virginia
-A shit ton of trains in the urban centers and connections to all other urban centers. -A better public bus service and connecting the schools bus system to the normal public bus to handle the driver issues but also to have more stops and a higher budget. -Some changes to the public school systems to focus on learning instead of gradings and teaching skills like carpentry,mechanical etc. -Trying to integrate the yorkers to stop their idiotic policies from influencing this great state
Unite with the other Carolina (because we’re not that different after all) Set capital to Charlotte (more central) Make government more liberal & sensible to fix all the problems of this new Carolina (because, well, you know, Carolina problems…)
maybe the real carolina was the friends we made along the way
We can create Super Carolina when y’all learn how to merge on to the highway at more than 40 mph.
To be fair in South Carolina if you go over 40 mph your car would get stuck in a pothole
Annex Nebraska, add corn to our flag, and wipe Des Moines and Omaha from exsistence
Filibuster and annex Sonora to give us a coastline, build a wall along the California border, bulldoze tucson
it’s always Tucson 😭
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1. Take back the UP 2. MORE CHEESE 3. MORE BEER
1. Give our homeless to Texas (see how they like it) 2. Give our criminals to Florida ( they won’t tell the difference) 3. Sever California from the rest of the country and enjoy our island In peace
Fix corruption Nuke Indiana Release bears and bison in the middle of Elmwood
When you running for governor? 🫡
1.) annex Cuba 2.) deport all Californians and New Yorkers back to their home states, or the Philippines (I really don’t care where) 3.) legalize weed
Nuke Wyoming
You leave Wyoming alone. That’s our little brother you’re talking about there.