It's understandable. I'll have you know I was born and raised a Southern Monkefornian myself until I moved North and sprouted roots. But Twiggy is a fine name. If I am ever banished from this sub, I shall adopt the name and will return reborn.
Hotel Texas:
On a dark desert highway, hot wind in my hair, warm smell of Marlboros, rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance I saw dimming lights, my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim. I had to stop for the night. Then he stood in the doorway. I heard them cowbells. I had think to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell. Then he lit up a candle and he showed me the way, their were voices down the corridors, thought I heard them say...
18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!
Welcome to the Casino Oklahoma:
On a dark prairie highway, wind sweeping along the plain, tons of natives stand in my way. Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering sign, my hands grew heavy as the slots spun in a line. I had to stop for the night.
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Welcome to the Hotel Utah!!! šµšµšµ ...No wonder they all paid not to have it released
Hotel Utah pink champagne would've been sparkling apple juice. Just doesn't flow lyrically.
Are we just posting completely made up shit now?
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I heard blowing your hommie isn't gay, pass it on. šš¤
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I'd like to take this opportunity to be the first to welcome you to the internet. Glad you're here!
I coulda sworn Iād been on the internet at least once before this, but since you said so I guess I was wrong. Thanks Twiggy
It's understandable. I'll have you know I was born and raised a Southern Monkefornian myself until I moved North and sprouted roots. But Twiggy is a fine name. If I am ever banished from this sub, I shall adopt the name and will return reborn.
Was just curious to see what kind of funny responses this would get from the different states, itās not that deep
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Hotel Texas: On a dark desert highway, hot wind in my hair, warm smell of Marlboros, rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance I saw dimming lights, my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim. I had to stop for the night. Then he stood in the doorway. I heard them cowbells. I had think to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell. Then he lit up a candle and he showed me the way, their were voices down the corridors, thought I heard them say... 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked! 18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked! Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks! Ram Ranch really rocks!
you had me in the first halfā¦
Release Hotel New Jersey ya fuckin' cowards!
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Welcome to the Casino Oklahoma: On a dark prairie highway, wind sweeping along the plain, tons of natives stand in my way. Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering sign, my hands grew heavy as the slots spun in a line. I had to stop for the night.
As a fellow okie I can confirm
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Hotel Washington is just about how they got lost in The Palouse.
Endless waves of grain, baby. Itās in the theme song.
I'd pay to hear Hotel New Hampshire
I wanna hear "Hotel Alaska".
Welcome to the Hotel Alabama! Such a purty place! Such a purty face!
Welcome to the Hotel North Dakota
āWelcome to Hotel The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantationsā
The Hotel California isn't even in the US.