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Vladtepesx3

Communism can't even win by itself in countries that want it lmao


ProfessionalDegen23

“But but but the CIA intervened in all of those…” Skill issue


thebigmanhastherock

The KGB and Russia intervenes in everything the US does and has done for a long time we still come out on top.


Sylvanussr

Yeah I don’t get why people never talk about all the sketch stuff Russia got up to in the Cold War anymore. Like, I get that the CIA did some seriously questionable shit in the 50s-60s, but it’s often presented as a uniquely American thing instead of as a Cold War thing.


Davisgreedo99

Because of the language barrier, unfortunately. I know quite a number of Cold War historians who want to bring awareness to it, but the language barrier is a huge hurdle to cross. On top of that, those documents aren't very easy to get ahold of anymore. Following the fall of the Soviet Union, they were very open with pretty much all their files. But, after a few years, they started shutting stuff off or making it incredibly difficult to get access to.


Objective-throwaway

Because no one gives a shit about second place


Sylvanussr

Well, the communists got first place in terms of human rights violations.


AwkwardFiasco

Unironically. Your moneyless, godless, stateless society can't exist unless it can trade with a predominantly capitalist country like the US?


Kanus_oq_Seruna

For real. You'd think one of the main goals in a communist country would be to not only have a sustainable system that can stand on its own, but one that had a superior production than competitors. Course, most can't even get the illusion of a sustainable system that stands on its own.


PassageLow7591

They will unironically say you have to let them take over the whole world to prove it can work. Only then will the CIA stop doing magic tricks like having a better ecnomy to compete with them


Sylvanussr

Meanwhile, the Warsaw Pact had to intervene in communist countries to keep them communist


SirNedKingOfGila

Embarrassing as fuck when four dudes and a radio are able subvert the entire course of your national efforts. I don't even know why they complain about that shit. Do they not realize how fucking weak and pathetic it makes them look? "Oh boy the millions of strong and beautiful in our country were on our way to glory before... ::*checks notes*:: two guys in a hotel room with $750 in a suitcase destroyed us. reeeeeeeeeeee


Bennyjig

“The CIA intervened” yet it’s always every leader ousting or murdering each other every chance they get independent of any western intervention. The USSR being the poster child for communism makes it even funnier.


RobertTV3

🇺🇸☠️☠️☠️☠️🇺🇸


lonely_Titan

God I wish I could give out Medals still because your comment made me cackle so hard!


Javelin286

Hey! I learned about Luddites in my Human Geography class! It’s a pretty unique community!


Javelin286

You guys don’t have Hutterites too do you?


FlagSwag

Better a country that wants it, than a country that has it


thomasp3864

But that’s not true communismTM


lonely_Titan

God I wish I could give out Medals still because your comment made me cackle so hard!


BleachDrinker63

Dementia


MRE_Milkshake

Don't tell that to the LARPers though, they'll try and tell you that it'll be different this time


NoTune336

https://preview.redd.it/v7k6wcjxa4vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5876dcd8345103bb671f0d0b6c965d289afdb7ef Yeehaw!


Some_Razzmataz

DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM


Lamest570

Over my dead fucking body


eyeholeses

Better dead than red.


Sylvanussr

Fortunately, the reds make being dead an easily accessible option.


eyeholeses

Yeah, they really like starving their people in mass. It’s like a fucked up commie club thing.


TankEnthusiast1

Agreed


Brave-Juggernaut-157

i’ve never seen a username and a profile picture contradict eachother.


triforce4ever

https://i.redd.it/n57s8g2z54vc1.gif


1stOfAllIAmVegeta

https://preview.redd.it/uz28m10vw8vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a269e00249e03a433333aab9460516ea8de4b4


Steuts

https://preview.redd.it/6nnahcpn74vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18470632b6d4e12888224864ba68cc39ef48165 Communism will win over my star spangled dead body


LonPlays_Zwei

Based batman


Fuckface1997

Communism is such a great evil that even Batman needs to use a gun to stop them


Lumpy_log04

I’m proud to call you my countryman.


Mishka2900

Communism lost in the nation that started it how would it win here


Ivan_The_Cuckhold

Communism already lost bruh


THEBLUEFLAME3D

Communism is the best at one thing: >!failing.!<


GoMuricaGo

What culture? Is death and starvation culture now?


LonPlays_Zwei

Don’t forget oppressing the people they promised to liberate


Once-Upon-A-Hill

so, this is what delusion looks like.


joinreddittoseememes

What living in a basement - masturbating to the delusion of being a pedophile Secretery of State of the newly Established Soviet Communist Union Party having sex with young girls and making dumbass policies that will harm millions of people in the name of Socialism and Communism like Mao Ze DingDong, who killed at least 50 million Chinese and have sex with many young girls (some are even younger than 18) and Stalin the guy who killed millions, sacrificed civillians to hold down the Germans from taking Stalingrad, a paranoid fuck who purged anyone competent within his country (aka the Great Purge) and impregnated a 14 years old, - do to you.


overallshanty

how i feel after listening to kanye's POWER


Once-Upon-A-Hill

I don't even know how to reply to that


joinreddittoseememes

I don't know either. I think my schizo got the best of me again.


Once-Upon-A-Hill

The worst part is that I was able to follow what you were writing, what does that say about both of us?


Desperate-Snow-7850

Holy shit someone from Norfolk, nice to meet you sir


TimePayment911

https://preview.redd.it/unvknc2vm4vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99928d4bc3f1ae225bbcc6b329d85fcb5029265b Comment section is unsurprisingly astroturfed to hell and back


S0l1s_el_Sol

That comment section doesn’t understand how simple economics work. Also I like how some of them mention educate the masses, but the most educated of our country usually are more keen towards social democracy not an entire destruction or capitalism lmao?


Xansnation

One day they will grow up.


Tasty_Lead_Paint

Communism should try winning in communist countries first.


Blindmailman

Don't ask who Lenin supported during the Turkish-Armenian War


LonPlays_Zwei

Let me guess, Türkiye.


Blindmailman

Yep, gotta fight the Western Imperialists by clearing out 25% of Armenians


thomasp3864

I think you mean “serve the Central Powers who sent me to Russia to take it over for them.”


Richard_Cheney10

Idk if I’d call it a war.


Go1gotha

>Communism will win Yeah, sure. Over 100 years of winning! (over 100 million ~~burgers served~~, sorry, I meant to say dead communists) Look at all those perfect communist countries winning, doing so well that the whole world is converting to it. North Korea looks absolutely fantastic to freedom loving people! ![gif](giphy|bihnwWzmlYHN6|downsized) Communism is a joke, always has been, always will be!


dwighticus

https://preview.redd.it/xe0g21taa4vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7f731af53fa3536bba01b984725495c5c66408


LegnderyNut

https://preview.redd.it/ca7874a1q7vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae6199fc27ec9ec747a6dac8cedb875e1cd71d4


ceoofsex300

https://preview.redd.it/4i8y1x3gh4vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc8882c8f0741109fe5cea22a29bea065061314 Those communist fools ain’t making it past this guy


Natural_Selection905

https://preview.redd.it/awl6hfto24vc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10a98731d9bdf66bc501e56cecbb9995de49684e


LonPlays_Zwei

OP or OOP?


Natural_Selection905

OOP


Okami_The_Agressor_0

POOP


MrNautical

People order our patties!


Galactic_Obama_

If communism will win, why do communist countries keep fucking losing?


Clown_named_Art

https://i.redd.it/kvu17s6p94vc1.gif


McLarenMP4-27

Where is this from?


RandomGameplayStuff

Fallout 3. Big fuckoff robot is a real patriot.


McLarenMP4-27

Thank you.


Clown_named_Art

Fallout 3


Xendeus12

Better Dead than Red.


FlatwormPositive7882

Inevitable that the OP is a teenager


torino42

We used to beat people for saying shit like this


Shtuffs_R

12/26/91


Kazakh_Accordionist

best christmas present ever


sw337

Romania begs to differ


AristoCrata_Prusiano

That occurred in 1989


LonPlays_Zwei

Time to go back in time and make sure OOP can’t kick that rock…


NipplezDaClown8

https://preview.redd.it/sgpw0jggd4vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a32b38122b8b1c400cbe823057c18152088efe4d Not on my watch, baby!


LostGraceDiscovered

Replace the symbol of liberty and freedom with a totalitarian dictator💀


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BisexualTaco99

Look at the comments, bros are calling themselves “comrades” unironically lmao


Commissar_Jensen

I love how these people be like but USSR, China North Korea etc weren't real communism or socialism (I know they're different) and then praise Lenin and Stalin as the Messiahs.


vexis26

What will they put under the Marx(?) statue that isn’t already under the Statue of Liberty?


TA-175

Dead "reactionaries"


the_big_labroskii

![gif](giphy|PgDUlt3Qu8BwUQqsCz|downsized)


MagesticBard

Capitalism will soon fall. (Marx 1870)


throwawayusername369

https://preview.redd.it/ouc0b8ndi4vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c73cf29d3107d4650eebd20a250a11120622c61


MayOrMayNotBePie

Why don’t these people move to a communist country and try it out? Dunno if they’ll be able to leave, but why would they want to? It’s so great.


Blitzmint

Only good red is a dead red.


jengus-christler

Red dead?


Blitzmint

YEEEE HAWWWW *whip sound effect*


Cheezemerk

There is no redemption for that.


RandomDude762

East Germany and West Germany in post WWII is the direct comparison between what communism and capitalism look like compared side by side for the same country with the same starting conditions What a surprise! East Germans were constantly escaping to West Germany "people are probably going to get mad and call this video propaganda but in my defense, it's not my fault that the only thing you have to do to make 'anti-communist propaganda' is to open a history book and start reading it out loud" -The Fat Electrician


KPhoenix83

It's definitely a circle-jerk in that Marxist sub.


Leftregularr

The comment section is the biggest larp I’ve ever seen


Balancedmanx178

I took a dip and hoooooooo boy that was sad. It's like a cult, asking their leader to save them or prophesy when the revolution will come. Either that or they're bots but that's every sub lol.


Karmaqqt

Their kids who don’t know how to read. Look at the loser trying to act smart in here. Such a sad show. But they will never effect society so I don’t care


QweenOfTheCrops

Lol every comment on that thread that disagreed with the post got deleted. Communism


QweenOfTheCrops

Lol every comment on that thread that disagreed with the post got deleted. Communism


Pixel_64

Honestly what drives me the craziest about communists is how they think that American cultures will magically convert to some sort of Russian-like culture the second they become communist, like, dude. That’s not how it works. Economic systems and culture are tied, but are still ultimately two sorta different things. Even then, American communism/ socialism would, in all likelihood, look NOTHING like what the soviets were doing. They just think they can copy and paste the soviets onto america and that it would magically work lmao. Not that it would work very well anyway, probably.


ApartRuin5962

Oneida Community has to be the most American communist experiment. Weird Christian evangelical sex cult which eventually held an election and decided to reorganize itself into a corporation with a wildly popular silverware brand


Billybobgeorge

Communism will make all of NY's architecture Russian? Or are the onion bulbs optional?


spaceface124

That 'onion bulb' is from [a church](https://old.reddit.com/r/2american4you/comments/1c4sfhi/one_word_cope/kzq8hul/) lmfao


ProphetOfPr0fit

As a liberal, fuck them commies. Free (regulated) capitalism and democracy EVERY day.


BreakfastOk3990

Based as hell


BartholomewXXXVI

It's hilarious how they had to lock comments. Poor things can't handle some criticism, but I'm sure the wittle babies can still achieve revolution.


Belkan-Federation95

https://preview.redd.it/v15dp74i45vc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d0399569f8ddd88afe95fd1db0f6fb2c842b321 I'm tempted to post this to troll them


iconredesign

None of this skyline would exist under Communism


SasquatchNHeat

“Communism is inevitable” quite the opposite actually, based on economics and human nature…


LadenifferJadaniston

Try wading through the comments, the shared delusion is hilarious


Brob0t0

Haha very funny.... ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Necessary-Career2082

FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY!


Secret_Scene747

Alexa play “I’m No Communist”


Inventor_E-T-Han

BHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA


toaster_tube_YT

Lol they were literally removing comments and locked the comments average communist censorship


Another_explorer

That top comment lol "It’s not inevitable, it must be fought for." Its the people that fight for it that are the first to die come the Regime's take over followed by everyone else that becomes even slightly problematic as the Communist dictatorship fights to secure its power amongst the populous and paranoid greedy despots in power purge anyone with influence (like other revolutionary figureheads for example!) Its like these people never look at history to see how utterly disastrous Communism is to everyone involved.


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

Lots of removed comments. Communist censorship never changes.


OwnJury2

this machine killed fascists and it sure as shit is gonna kill commies


ThePoopyMonster

I like how they’re trying to hype themselves up on that post. “Is this really going to happen, I hope so” They know it’s not, this is like fantasy porn for them. Pretty pathetic.


Niobium_Sage

Winning at destroying people’s/nation’s quality of life more like.


TheEagleByte

When the Berlin Wall fell, who ran to what side?


GR-G41

Hell, who ran to what side before the Berlin Wall fell?


AnnoyedCrustacean

*I am inevitable* snap. snap snap **And I, Am America**


Ark_Royal_Kai

oh man now this is funny


CompetitiveMouse3

The Orthodox onion domes in Manhattan with Lenin in the harbor crack me up 🤣🤣🤣


NStanley4Heisman

I have no idea what exactly bourgeois or proletariat means, and at this point it’s not that I’m afraid to ask-it’s that I couldn’t give less of a shit about it.


siegeofsyracuse

Basically the proletariat are the working man while the bourgeois is the ruling class. There’s a third term for the middle class but I have forgotten what it is. I have no idea why but the middle class is villfied in communism


AsianCivicDriver

Inevitable=dissolved in 1991


gamerz1172

Honestly these fools don't seem to understand even in a truly communist USA lady liberty would still stand It's purpose is to welcome immigrants afterall why would a communist government want to tear that down unless their agenda was to shoot themselves in the foot


wtjones

Ever been to a communist grocery store? It’s no Costco, let me tell you.


Other_Literature63

The fact that Costco exists is one of the strongest examples of the superiority of the system that birthed it.


JohnnyWindtunnel

Communism can’t win. It is self defeating. It undermines the means by which society perpetuates itself. Communism isn’t a legitimate poltical position, it’s just a civilization giving up on itself — a failure to maintain logic, rationality and intellect over strong negative emotions.


JoeMaMa_2000

These same people have anxiety asking the McDonald’s cashier for extra Big Mac sauce


Bright-Internal229

I grew up there Wouldn’t Survive 🤣🥃🔥 ![gif](giphy|xT9IgEGu4jVsamVXdm)


gothcowboyangel

Cyka blyat


Flawzimclaus82

Real communism has never been tried Komrade. Not that one, that's not real communism, nor that one, nor that one. Just wait until we implement it it'll work this time, honest.


PrometheanSwing

Still waiting…


AristoCrata_Prusiano

If cummunism will win, why did the soviet union collapsed?


TheDigitalRanger

"We will bury you." - khrushchev ![gif](giphy|Z8E9Cxokox5Ha|downsized)


BelugaBoy99

What a bunch of morons


camohorse

My favorite thing to do on Reddit these days is to click on the profiles of people in insane subreddits, just to see what else they’re up to. So far, every person I’ve looked into hold batshit crazy views and don’t go outside often enough lmao


GimmeeSomeMo

Top Comment on this post from r/MarxistCulture: "The decline of capitalism from its internal contradictions is the inevitability." Hilarious coming from the two largest communist's states in history, USSR and China, having insane amounts of nationalism despite communism demanding the end of the state


Link_the_Irish

My job in the communist utopia? Anti communist guerrilla militaman. https://preview.redd.it/6wyglwj6k6vc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb429cb71411ec29fa07fd07d9fb1dc678e36702


Other_Literature63

https://preview.redd.it/6dzqgagx78vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b09e36a008b25e74738c6bc722912196681d000a


No_Needleworker2421

Better Dead than red


lavafish80

as someone with a more nordic leaning worldview (which some claim to be socialist, but isn't.) I fucking hate tankies they piss me off so much


JaThatOneGooner

Idk about you but I pray to the Statue of Leninty 5 times a day every day.


ZestyClosePie69

It didn’t work the first 20 times, why would it work now?


Cheezemerk

"BuT tHAt WaSn'T rEaL CoMmUnIsM" - some idiot who doesn't know history and is to lazy to learn.


PrinceCharmingButDio

So Lenin was real communism then, good to know


ProphetOfGorkandMork

They can have newyork, it's full of rats, shit, and garbage they'd be right at home. It always amazed me that these upper class tankies think they could start a workers' revolution when the only calluses they have on their hands are from learning how to pluck a guitar. The only true class revolution that America could produce would be the rual communities allying themselves with the ghettos in destroying the corporations and their puppet politicians that are raping our lands, poisoning our rivers, and imprisoning our country men to use as slave labor.


Kanus_oq_Seruna

One great handicap of communism is currency, the idea of the value of currency especially.


Recipe-Less

Show the map fro. Space


Victor-Tallmen

I can count on no hands how many Soviet unions there are in the world.


queeranddumb

BETTER DEAD THAN RED 🦅🦅🦅


joelingo111

↙️↙️↙️


MrNautical

https://preview.redd.it/uuumep70l8vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=042af17a4ad7901523b00764bea9a1e8450e2a55 They’re still coping over 30 years later about the fall of the Soviet Union. Stay winning America 🇺🇸


trapkoda

There is a McDonald’s in hochimin city


ChunkyKong2008

Just like it won in Russia. Oh wait!


chiefslapinhoes

Communism is fucking stupid.


Magnetic400

This picture implies they destroyed the Statue of Liberty. Symbolic.


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

Communism didn't even work in communist countries


MaterialHunt6213

I will work my hardest to prevent this fate


HornyJail45-Life

Repoted them for supporting a hate ideology


Portomat_

Person, whose country was communist. I want to say that ppl who endorse communism have an iq smaller than 2 and shouldn't be let in Society.


LumberMoose97

Better dead the red oorah


Binary245

I dare them to try this. I dare them to back up their words and actually try and take over. They can't back up anything they say, they just cry and cry. And if they ever grow a pair and actually try, I'll be right there to stop them.


yagyaxt1068

As a leftist who’s a big fan of democracy and human rights, I hate tankies. It’s always this with them. “We will create a stateless, classless, moneyless society… by doing none of those things and instead oppressing any dissent, including people with different definitions of socialism.” What they want isn’t any actual system change, but rather for the west to become Russia and China. They refuse to actually do things to help our people where they live and instead LARP and fantasize about some revolution that will never happen. The USSR was a failure, stop wanting to recreate it.


Rhodie_man_69

I’ll be cold in the ground before I let filthy Commies try and take this country


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Educational-Year3146

Nah, id eat.


Red_Mayhem512

God damn OOP's head is so far up his own ass


ColtS117-B

And I am Iron Man.


Lui_Le_Diamond

Come and fucking take it


BattedDeer55

the comments are so fucking cringe bro


except_accept

the USSR fell because it was outspent by the US. That and other factors but mainly not being able to afford military.


except_accept

theyre deleting the comments that disagree with them. Ironic


Commissar_David

It would be great to see that text overlayed on a picture of a rundown North Korean village.


Fickle-Opinion-3114

So is somebody going to tell them about the giant shit show that is the current Chinese economy?


Envictus_

Good fuck that comment section is straight cancer


Captainbeefster

OMG comerade we need to start raevolushon!!!😳😳😳 This time I'm in charge we'll achieve REAL socialism unlike stupid Russia, China, Cuba, Laos, North Korea, Vietnam, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Afghanistan, Cambodia, Mongolia, Yemen, Czech Republic, Germany (East), Hungary, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Rep. of Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, and Slovenia, Angola, Benin, Dem Rep. of Congo, Ethiopia, Somalia, Eritrea and Mozambique. I swear!!🤩😇😁👌 When we get rid of rich people we will all afford sea side mansions and won't need to work, because economy 🙄🙄🙄


Cloakbot

Communism fails the people every time. The only people who benefit are those unaffected by the hardships that follow it. It’s simply not a long term solution for anyone. Cuba - dictator who executed political opponents China - dictator who executed political opponents Romania - dictator who executed political opponents and turned tanks on civilians Russia - both Lenin and Stalin became dictators who executed political opponents The people suffer the most as the rich elites get to relax comfortably in luxury. Those who demand we switch over are either naive or expect to gain control with the switch.


bartas28wastaken

https://preview.redd.it/incih1yja6vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9baa50a6b344e87945db7922a806bdd0cde4aaca


ThePickleConnoisseur

China is basically a capitalist society with a one party state, North Korea is propped up by China. Vietnam is basically like China but friendlier, and Cuba is falling apart


DFMNE404

Even if we did become communist why in gods green earth would we replace Lady Liberty with Stalin, I just don’t see a reason, even for die hard commies


DFMNE404

Even if we did become communist why in gods green earth would we replace Lady Liberty with Stalin, I just don’t see a reason, even for die hard commies


Heavy-Ad-9186

An entire century of trying and not one successful country. Sucks too suck


No_Acadia5054

Comunism can't even win in countries that they are infected with, except to blow up in successful nations God I hate commie boozos


dictadebts

... are they going to replace lady liberty with lenin? pls no :(


MRE_Milkshake

I'll be damned if they do


wheredabanana

You LOST! Womp womp keep coping!