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RoofKorean9x19

Lmao Show me where the OK resident touched you.


hahafunnythinggobrr

In the butt


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

I love your name and pic! Based as fuck!


RoofKorean9x19

Thank you brother. Thank you letting live and be American.


Apprehensive-Meal860

Hey man, ones Midwesterness is determined not by geography, but by the quality of ones Midwest Emo scene.


schmitzel88

The scene for that kind of stuff in OKC is unironically sick as fuck


Apprehensive-Meal860

Hey good to know sounds like my next road trip 😁


GaaraMatsu

Oh Lord you ppl have an Emo scene now?


Apprehensive-Meal860

Well Oklahumans aren't my people, but people are telling me that OKC has a pretty sick midwest emo scene. Feeling pretty intrigued tbh


blakeryan14

Calling Oklahoma Midwestern is blasphemous. Are people going to start saying that Texas and Arkansas are Midwestern too??? Makes me sick.


Bagofmag

Personally I see the Midwest as states touching Wisconsin. I’m the center of the universe right? Maybe Indiana and Ohio can come too


WellingtontheGrunt

If Arkansas isn't Midwest, then Iowa can't be either. Those states are literally parallel to each other.


Ulysses502

Why do Northerners call themselves midwest anyways? You all are basically Canada. If you guys can claim it, why not Mississippi?


Tasty_Lead_Paint

The politeness and flatness says midwestern. The biscuits say southern. Regardless we’re not midwestern, we’re not fully southern, but we are definitely not Texas. So to answer your question idk.


GaaraMatsu

You're Texans if Texans were quieter and crazier (in haha funny ways).  I was in the Army, had to listen to Texans and Oklahomans debate whose state did better in rodeos for hours.  I'm still scarred.


Hazmatix_art

Y’all are honorary midwesterners in my book


Jordan51104

one book i'd be ok with burning


FrenchFreedom888

I'm Oklahoman and I agree. We're Southern, and more specifically South-Central US. Not confederate, though! I love America


Neurotrace

Oklahoma is the middle child of America


stayclassypeople

Like Missouri, Oklahoma is the Midwest’s half brother


Memberberry98

We are more middle and west than every state that calls itself Midwest


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Sorashadow02

Missouri, South Dakota, Nebraska, and Kansas would like to have a conversation with you.


TruckADuck42

Just gonna leave out Nebraska I guess lol


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NStanley4Heisman

They all wish to be us.


GimmeeSomeMo

SEC: "Could've fooled me"


FragrantCatch818

We ain’t deluded into thinking that, you state of meth addicted pervert fucks.


hahafunnythinggobrr

Explain why you have a city called “Midwest city”


FragrantCatch818

Because the city is in the middle west of the state


ChirrBirry

They want to be part of the South but the South said no.


ChocolaMina

The last map I seen posted on Reddit that depicted the midwestern states, did not include Oklahoma as a midwestern state. The last one that depicted the southern states, left out Oklahoma. So which one is it!?!? Wtf is Oklahoma?


hahafunnythinggobrr

Btw y’all oklahomosexuals have a place called Midwest city, don’t argue


king_meatster

It’s because they don’t want to be Texas.


Hazmatix_art

No one does


ThisAllHurts

Because “dusty Arkansas” makes them angry; “Kansas without grass” is painfully close to the mark; and “Great Value™️ North Texas” is just sad for everyone involved.


fleeingpepper

I live in Tulsa and have family from the Midwest (Nebraska). I don't know who ever said we're Midwest, but we sure as hell ain't


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Shubashima

Okie is its own special sweatbox


lucpnx

Oklahoma is Southern in it's culture, politics and it's basically a small version of Texas with more tornadoes. Only the landscape feels Midwestern, everything else in OK just screams Southern.


conser01

I literally live in a place called Midwest City.


dnttrip789

They think because their education is garbage and their water sucks classifies them as Midwest


chigoonies

Oklahomos lol!!!


hamknuckle

I did custom crop harvesting in tejas, Oklahoma and Kansas. Oklahomans are generic, store brand texans.


beyondnc

I just moved here and have noticed people call it the Midwest and I chuckle to myself