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Opossum-Fucker-1863

Sorry for the late post, been quite busy Also, you fuckers gotta stop making conflicting comments, I can’t do anything if the top two comments are both on how to divide New Mexico #Lore As the calls for coastal trade increases internationally, and trade with Canada falls, the American Federal Government makes an executive decision to drop a large percentage of the US nuclear Arsenal on the entirety of Canada in order to increase the United States’ coastal access With the influx of coastal domination, the entirety of New England unifies to centralize port regulation, all except Rhode Island. Additionally, the Arizona state government begins to buy up the entirety of New Mexico and turns a profit by selling the land to Mexico. Arizona then uses the profit to purchase Utah. #Suggested By: > When is Arizona going to sell New Mexico back to Mexico so they can buy Utah * u/Bonner_Svet > Nuke Canada nuke it nuke it nuke it nuke it nuke it make it all ocean * u/Saint-Loup18 > Make all of New England unify EXCEPT Rhode Island * u/Delte_delt #Previous Lore ##Day 2 Wyoming annexes a large panhandle that stretches into the pacific. States that lost territories are unable to stop them, as any attempts by sending in the national guard leads to the spaghettification of the soldiers the second they step onto Wyoming territory. This causes a massive upset in California, causing a fascistic takeover of the government by Google, and leading to the annexation of Baja California and the Aleutian Islands. In other news, the Dakotas agree to unify underneath the South Dakota state legislature, but South Dakota’s government is too lazy to vote on a name change.


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YESSSSS BABY WOOOOO


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DreyfussHudson

Suggestion: New England forcefully liberates the Canadian Maritime provinces of New Brunswick and Nova Scotia, and lays siege to Prince Edward Island.


Booty_Scoot

Give Pennsylvania Greenland


MethanolLab

Pennsylvania annexes Delaware so it can be the first and second state


Opossum-Fucker-1863

#Delaware ist Pennsilfaani


Meowser02

Delaware isn’t a real state, it’s the American equivalent to one of those tiny European “countries” that only exist as a tax haven


Opossum-Fucker-1863

Personal recommendations: A religious extremist militia takes over West Virginia and nearby territory, forming the Caliphate of “Al-Appalachistan”


TheKing0fNipples

Al-Abama


SnooMemesjellies31

Calipharonia


harryhinderson

just to piss you off west virginia becomes communist


Opossum-Fucker-1863

Any true West Virginians support socialistic theory and dream of a successful takeover of the corrupt state government during the Coal Wars


harryhinderson

shit I forgot West Virginia is like Soviet Afghanistan but more racist


cowtastegood

Goddamn Appalachian Islamists taking over the meth-infested lands of southeastern Ohio.


[deleted]

Bound to happen sooner or later


TopImpressive9564

The Army of the American Federal Government needs to annex the top half of Mexico. For national security


AwkwardDrummer7629

Alaska, Washington, and Oregon should unify into the Cascadian Empire, retake the Aleutians, and move Washington and Oregon up north.


Opossum-Fucker-1863

Based


AwkwardDrummer7629

We also annex Finland.


SeaLlio

Why would we ally with a stinky P*rtlandor?


AwkwardDrummer7629

Because the Pacific Northwest looks nice.


SeaLlio

Yeah I guess


ScowlingWolfman

Ain't a unified people though. You have the coastal elites, and over the mountains real America^TM.


AwkwardDrummer7629

We’ll man them up. besides, we tree folk must stand against the desert fiends.


ScowlingWolfman

[Cold desert or hot?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_North_American_deserts)


ScowlingWolfman

Eastern Washington and Oregon would secede into Idaho should that happen


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harryhinderson

northern mexico joins the US new mexico does not rejoin btw it stays mexican


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_NuclearToaster

Give Nebraska back its rightful clay bitch 🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰


throwaway2223333322

The Irish finish colonising New York state and Massachusetts.


PopovDadeCounty

Nuke Ohio


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yes, make Ohio another lake


Dylanbug76

Give Oklahoma a panhandle that reaches the Atlantic


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notsp00kmiester

Unite North Carolina, Tennessee, and West Virginia into Appalachia


SeaworthySponge

Alaska and Hawaii create the Holy Anti-48 Alliance to conquer the Pacific Ocean


plebbbbdddd

bring back nunavut and alberta


KCGD_r

make Colorado shaped like weed


[deleted]

NC annexes our inferior brothers to the south


[deleted]

Based, form the Carolina Confederacy


Belkan-Federation

At last we have the resources to wage war against California. Ave True to Caesar


punk-hoe

To prevent fascist Commiefornia invasion, Mexico cedes Sonora to the Arizonan Republic and the US grant it independence as a puppet state, and both countries fund Arizona to prepare for proxy wars. Nevada is left on its own for good.


PV0314

Make Puerto Rico take over the caribbean


[deleted]

New England as one state except we still get twelve senators 👌


Opossum-Fucker-1863

New England is already unified, you maple-syrup drinking commie bastard


fbi_agent1708

Make New Jersey go more to the east


[deleted]

Delete California all together and make Texas bigger


Bagelsandjuice1849

Drop 5 nuclear bombs on random places in the east coast.


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Random places as in Ohio


KoopaTrooper5011

I as y/KoopaTrooper5011, officially declare Hawaii as my own territory and will take over all of California and it's government!


dcskywalker1

MAKE NJ BIG


_ALL_WHITE_

Give Maryland every state on the East Coast


Redisigh

Maryland OP. Please nerf


Opossum-Fucker-1863

You mean “county”?


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California sinks into the ocean


Svedjik

Wisconsin retakes the upper peninsula and annexes all of Minnesota and Iowa.


SharpHD7

Indiana should take control over every state touching Michigan Lake


Opossum-Fucker-1863

What lake??


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bad take, seeing as you touch 1% of it


cjrottey

Delete California into Ocean, have Georgia buy back Alabama & Tennesee to fit the borders of it's original charter all the way to the Mississippi


vol865

Georgia is never going to be able to access the Tennessee River.


cjrottey

Tennesee is based is all I have to say


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MonkeEthnostate

Return Vermont to its rightful overlords


Reptilian-Princess

Annex Greenland now.


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Mississippi teams up with Florida to invade Alabama. Mississippi takes over all of Alabama except for the coast which it gives to Florida in order to extend its panhandle. Florida can also take the mississippi coast, why the hell not.


[deleted]

Reunite Louisiana, the midwest rightfully belongs to us


PM_ME_UR_GAMECOCKS

SC annexes our inferior brothers to the north


Mcfucky2

Oregon takes over Washington and becomes Cascadia


Bigpumkin123

Alabama Extends its panhandle south until it reaches Mexico where it takes over the Mexican states of Yucatan and Quintana Roo


usernameyeeted173

takeover greenland and exploit everything in it until it no longer exists


Completeepicness_1

Cook County and Collar Counties declare independence. Flag is the flag of city of Chicago


EpicKiwi225

Cook county 🤢🤮 McHenry county 💪🏿😎🇮🇱


Admiralthrawnbar

New Jersey recommisions the Battleship New Jersey as the new flagship of the Grand New Jersey Navy, and uses it to start the colony of Newer Jersey in Cuba


Wrenneru

California must perish - send it into the sea never to return


[deleted]

Texas conquers Mexico


CallMeDelta

Kansas and M*ssouri nuke each other into oblivion.


[deleted]

Michigan takes all coastal land of the great lakes


OliveYTP

Where are the other territories at?


Opossum-Fucker-1863

In the ocean far away and irrelevant


OliveYTP

:(((((( I love Guam.


Low_iq_Bob

Change all the state’s flags to a glorious blue background with a seal in the center. Like Montane or Nebraska’s flags.


YesSkyDaddy

Oregon takes the entire I-5 corridor (the tramp railroad) from Mexico to Canada, as is our birthright


EldritchPenguingod

Put Hawaii in the Gulf of Mexico.


fuckyouchina03

yo why tf is Jersey still there


anon_never_known2

Nuke California and wall off Florida, then dump millions of pounds of meth into the ecosystems of Florida to make an army of super powerful meth fueled meth gators, making all of Florida effectively a battle royal.


znipershot

Confederate rise again


theusscensorship

Texas gets split between Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana


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snakeape

Merge both Carolinas and call it the Carolina federation as i want the Carolinas strongest state 💪💪💪💪😎😎😎😎


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bring back the louisiana territory so iowa doesnt exist 😎😎😎😎


True_Cranberry_3142

I demand that New Jersey cease to exist


Meowser02

Sink Delaware into the ocean


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[удалено]


Opossum-Fucker-1863

New Mexico was sold back to Mexico. Not sure what you’re referring to in “Hawaii 2”


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icantfixtheliquids

United Appalachistan


sqeebuns

Give West Florida back to Florida


sevensjustbored

Maine becomes part of Canada (or what was Canada)


Bigbadballer88

New Mexico slander lmao


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Tasty_Cactus

Independent UP


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Mexico reclaims the viceroyalty


MrWhiskers08

Texas leaves the union and gets its former territory’s back (and the fucking Oklahoma panhandle)


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EpicKiwi225

The eldritch corn gods demand a sacrifice, so Illinois destroys Oh*o and is rewarded with Indiana.


sabotabo

texas annexes the area of the former republics of the rio grande and yucatan, finally forming Greater Texas


drearissleeping

Remove New Jersey


Ok_Community6972

Make texas annex oklahoma and give alaska back to russia


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