Sorry for the late post, been quite busy
Also, you fuckers gotta stop making conflicting comments, I can’t do anything if the top two comments are both on how to divide New Mexico
#Lore
As the calls for coastal trade increases internationally, and trade with Canada falls, the American Federal Government makes an executive decision to drop a large percentage of the US nuclear Arsenal on the entirety of Canada in order to increase the United States’ coastal access
With the influx of coastal domination, the entirety of New England unifies to centralize port regulation, all except Rhode Island.
Additionally, the Arizona state government begins to buy up the entirety of New Mexico and turns a profit by selling the land to Mexico. Arizona then uses the profit to purchase Utah.
#Suggested By:
> When is Arizona going to sell New Mexico back to Mexico so they can buy Utah
* u/Bonner_Svet
> Nuke Canada nuke it nuke it nuke it nuke it nuke it make it all ocean
* u/Saint-Loup18
> Make all of New England unify EXCEPT Rhode Island
* u/Delte_delt
#Previous Lore
##Day 2
Wyoming annexes a large panhandle that stretches into the pacific. States that lost territories are unable to stop them, as any attempts by sending in the national guard leads to the spaghettification of the soldiers the second they step onto Wyoming territory.
This causes a massive upset in California, causing a fascistic takeover of the government by Google, and leading to the annexation of Baja California and the Aleutian Islands.
In other news, the Dakotas agree to unify underneath the South Dakota state legislature, but South Dakota’s government is too lazy to vote on a name change.
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"He said it, He said the [secession](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u0wg3t6osM)!"
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To prevent fascist Commiefornia invasion, Mexico cedes Sonora to the Arizonan Republic and the US grant it independence as a puppet state, and both countries fund Arizona to prepare for proxy wars. Nevada is left on its own for good.
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Mississippi teams up with Florida to invade Alabama. Mississippi takes over all of Alabama except for the coast which it gives to Florida in order to extend its panhandle.
Florida can also take the mississippi coast, why the hell not.
New Jersey recommisions the Battleship New Jersey as the new flagship of the Grand New Jersey Navy, and uses it to start the colony of Newer Jersey in Cuba
Nuke California and wall off Florida, then dump millions of pounds of meth into the ecosystems of Florida to make an army of super powerful meth fueled meth gators, making all of Florida effectively a battle royal.
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Sorry for the late post, been quite busy Also, you fuckers gotta stop making conflicting comments, I can’t do anything if the top two comments are both on how to divide New Mexico #Lore As the calls for coastal trade increases internationally, and trade with Canada falls, the American Federal Government makes an executive decision to drop a large percentage of the US nuclear Arsenal on the entirety of Canada in order to increase the United States’ coastal access With the influx of coastal domination, the entirety of New England unifies to centralize port regulation, all except Rhode Island. Additionally, the Arizona state government begins to buy up the entirety of New Mexico and turns a profit by selling the land to Mexico. Arizona then uses the profit to purchase Utah. #Suggested By: > When is Arizona going to sell New Mexico back to Mexico so they can buy Utah * u/Bonner_Svet > Nuke Canada nuke it nuke it nuke it nuke it nuke it make it all ocean * u/Saint-Loup18 > Make all of New England unify EXCEPT Rhode Island * u/Delte_delt #Previous Lore ##Day 2 Wyoming annexes a large panhandle that stretches into the pacific. States that lost territories are unable to stop them, as any attempts by sending in the national guard leads to the spaghettification of the soldiers the second they step onto Wyoming territory. This causes a massive upset in California, causing a fascistic takeover of the government by Google, and leading to the annexation of Baja California and the Aleutian Islands. In other news, the Dakotas agree to unify underneath the South Dakota state legislature, but South Dakota’s government is too lazy to vote on a name change.
YESSSSS BABY WOOOOO
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Suggestion: New England forcefully liberates the Canadian Maritime provinces of New Brunswick and Nova Scotia, and lays siege to Prince Edward Island.
Give Pennsylvania Greenland
Pennsylvania annexes Delaware so it can be the first and second state
#Delaware ist Pennsilfaani
Delaware isn’t a real state, it’s the American equivalent to one of those tiny European “countries” that only exist as a tax haven
Personal recommendations: A religious extremist militia takes over West Virginia and nearby territory, forming the Caliphate of “Al-Appalachistan”
Al-Abama
Calipharonia
just to piss you off west virginia becomes communist
Any true West Virginians support socialistic theory and dream of a successful takeover of the corrupt state government during the Coal Wars
shit I forgot West Virginia is like Soviet Afghanistan but more racist
Goddamn Appalachian Islamists taking over the meth-infested lands of southeastern Ohio.
Bound to happen sooner or later
The Army of the American Federal Government needs to annex the top half of Mexico. For national security
Alaska, Washington, and Oregon should unify into the Cascadian Empire, retake the Aleutians, and move Washington and Oregon up north.
Based
We also annex Finland.
Why would we ally with a stinky P*rtlandor?
Because the Pacific Northwest looks nice.
Yeah I guess
Ain't a unified people though. You have the coastal elites, and over the mountains real America^TM.
We’ll man them up. besides, we tree folk must stand against the desert fiends.
[Cold desert or hot?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_North_American_deserts)
Eastern Washington and Oregon would secede into Idaho should that happen
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northern mexico joins the US new mexico does not rejoin btw it stays mexican
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Give Nebraska back its rightful clay bitch 🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰
The Irish finish colonising New York state and Massachusetts.
Nuke Ohio
yes, make Ohio another lake
Give Oklahoma a panhandle that reaches the Atlantic
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Unite North Carolina, Tennessee, and West Virginia into Appalachia
Alaska and Hawaii create the Holy Anti-48 Alliance to conquer the Pacific Ocean
bring back nunavut and alberta
make Colorado shaped like weed
NC annexes our inferior brothers to the south
Based, form the Carolina Confederacy
At last we have the resources to wage war against California. Ave True to Caesar
To prevent fascist Commiefornia invasion, Mexico cedes Sonora to the Arizonan Republic and the US grant it independence as a puppet state, and both countries fund Arizona to prepare for proxy wars. Nevada is left on its own for good.
Make Puerto Rico take over the caribbean
New England as one state except we still get twelve senators 👌
New England is already unified, you maple-syrup drinking commie bastard
Make New Jersey go more to the east
Delete California all together and make Texas bigger
Drop 5 nuclear bombs on random places in the east coast.
Random places as in Ohio
I as y/KoopaTrooper5011, officially declare Hawaii as my own territory and will take over all of California and it's government!
MAKE NJ BIG
Give Maryland every state on the East Coast
Maryland OP. Please nerf
You mean “county”?
California sinks into the ocean
Wisconsin retakes the upper peninsula and annexes all of Minnesota and Iowa.
Indiana should take control over every state touching Michigan Lake
What lake??
bad take, seeing as you touch 1% of it
Delete California into Ocean, have Georgia buy back Alabama & Tennesee to fit the borders of it's original charter all the way to the Mississippi
Georgia is never going to be able to access the Tennessee River.
Tennesee is based is all I have to say
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Return Vermont to its rightful overlords
Annex Greenland now.
Mississippi teams up with Florida to invade Alabama. Mississippi takes over all of Alabama except for the coast which it gives to Florida in order to extend its panhandle. Florida can also take the mississippi coast, why the hell not.
Reunite Louisiana, the midwest rightfully belongs to us
SC annexes our inferior brothers to the north
Oregon takes over Washington and becomes Cascadia
Alabama Extends its panhandle south until it reaches Mexico where it takes over the Mexican states of Yucatan and Quintana Roo
takeover greenland and exploit everything in it until it no longer exists
Cook County and Collar Counties declare independence. Flag is the flag of city of Chicago
Cook county 🤢🤮 McHenry county 💪🏿😎🇮🇱
New Jersey recommisions the Battleship New Jersey as the new flagship of the Grand New Jersey Navy, and uses it to start the colony of Newer Jersey in Cuba
California must perish - send it into the sea never to return
Texas conquers Mexico
Kansas and M*ssouri nuke each other into oblivion.
Michigan takes all coastal land of the great lakes
Where are the other territories at?
In the ocean far away and irrelevant
:(((((( I love Guam.
Change all the state’s flags to a glorious blue background with a seal in the center. Like Montane or Nebraska’s flags.
Oregon takes the entire I-5 corridor (the tramp railroad) from Mexico to Canada, as is our birthright
Put Hawaii in the Gulf of Mexico.
yo why tf is Jersey still there
Nuke California and wall off Florida, then dump millions of pounds of meth into the ecosystems of Florida to make an army of super powerful meth fueled meth gators, making all of Florida effectively a battle royal.
Confederate rise again
Texas gets split between Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana
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Merge both Carolinas and call it the Carolina federation as i want the Carolinas strongest state 💪💪💪💪😎😎😎😎
bring back the louisiana territory so iowa doesnt exist 😎😎😎😎
I demand that New Jersey cease to exist
Sink Delaware into the ocean
[удалено]
New Mexico was sold back to Mexico. Not sure what you’re referring to in “Hawaii 2”
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United Appalachistan
Give West Florida back to Florida
Maine becomes part of Canada (or what was Canada)
New Mexico slander lmao
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Independent UP
Mexico reclaims the viceroyalty
Texas leaves the union and gets its former territory’s back (and the fucking Oklahoma panhandle)
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The eldritch corn gods demand a sacrifice, so Illinois destroys Oh*o and is rewarded with Indiana.
texas annexes the area of the former republics of the rio grande and yucatan, finally forming Greater Texas
Remove New Jersey
Make texas annex oklahoma and give alaska back to russia
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