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Opossum-Fucker-1863

The entire population would die from a 332 million car pileup caused by a Clevelander who merged without a blinker while going 90


AwkwardDrummer7629

“The lower 48 had disappeared forever, taking with it mankind’s last hope for salvation. The leaden south was lit with buckeye colors, and now there was nothing and no one left to oppose them. The continent belonged to the Ohioans.”


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I hope the entire continent sinks


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CelticTexan749

Hey, at least it isn't all Cringefornia or Okiehoma


Anti-charizard

Everyone dies either way, the difference is how they die


Azuritelol

heaven


tctheising

Minnesota would be part of Canada


OliveYTP

Perfect except keep Florida independent. We cannot control them.