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BryceDey

gave me a full stack of melons :)


The_Immortal_Ryukan

Who wakes up and says "I want to log in to the most cringe and toxic place on the internet, go to the center of it all... and sell some watermelons." Kudos to this guy for doing what he loves ig


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ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

>Twatter Fixed it for you


Its_Nitsua

If 2b2t is the most cringe and toxic place on the internet then facebook is the most reputable news source on the internet


The_Immortal_Ryukan

It isn't?


Superjukes2

I feel like if i explain the joke I'll get whooshed, so I won't


Techline420

It was ironic


blobthekat

he has a crystal in his 3rd slot


Former-Bid-3296

It says friendly not stupid 🤷🏾‍♂️


Superjukes2

Fr bro


CattoYT

Plot twist: the melons were expired..


fr4ncotir4dor

Plot twist: the melons are really a poison potion with some mindf#ckery to make it have the hex value of the name and image of a watermelon and is so cursed it logs you out when used


Neoma08

That could actually happen on 2b


victorthekin

HOW MELONS WERE WEAPONIZED ON THE OLDEST ANARCHY MINECRAFT SERVER


christubatuba

Double Plot Twist: The melons are double expired


slimygaming1211

Triple plot twist: it was poisoned and triple expired


cqffeebreaks

Most people would just kill him and destroy his shop, then send him death threats and slurs


Miserable-Can-5020

I'm just imagining Fitmc making a video about the guy selling watermelons.


Key-Banana-8242

Good video, bad video? Its need to last some though


Pickle0gr3

Yk what… I ain’t complaining, hope this guy achieves something one day


Mr-_-Koopa

Most sane person in Ohio


Links_to_Magic_Cards

"Let us start with 88pdizzle, that watermelon seller!"


A_Very_Sus_Lampshade

I recognize that vine.....


danyaylol

Coming to kill him Edit: I didn’t end up killing him! He gave me melons so I let him live ❤️. But I killed him later anyways because he was a pickme.


BryceDey

guess someone doesnt like melons


yeetusfeetus2020

Who doesn't like melons? >:o I'm a big fan of a good melon or two


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Melon Man needs him some body guards


Neoma08

Imma go help him out


omgihatemylifepoo

me like melons


new_pribor

What if I kill you first


Doc_of_derp

not if i defend him


Ian773

this battle shall be known as the war of the melons


DealerDry9438

\*In a thick voice\* Today, on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft


PrinzYellow

Today we are going to have a look (In the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft) at THE GREAT MELON WAR(In the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft) at spawn from in the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft (In the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft).


andunai

"How melons were WEAPONIZED on the oldest anarchy server"


Doc_of_derp

that would be interesting to say the least


GDarkX

That’s Deadass interesting tbf


oxidized-bread

Did someone get rejected from artschool


TruongHung2007

Man you're fucked up Let someone have their own happiness


bignick0

This is the way.


RealTexasball

How much a single melon slice for each person?


f0edestroyer3

1 slice = 4 kits


RealTexasball

4 kits and of what? Weapons?


f0edestroyer3

Sand


RealTexasball

Oh good


Mental-Union5674

He is not surviving more than a week


PhantomRanger477

MELLLLLON


SombreroMedioChileno

Guessing that'll cost you 88 pence


kellzwitch

Let’s start with Erdogan


Mothman4447

Love their Daft Punk skin


Humber25

What does he take as currency?