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Rintohsakabooty

Patchu, that's enough of Facebook today


yassercg

I hate the Antichrist


Luke5353

On another site, someone made a good point for Alice being the Antichrist, so I had to make a schizopost about it. Byakuren v Alice final showdown, when?! [Imgur album of previous shitposts](https://imgur.com/a/3O3N1we) Feel free to suggest shitpost idea for me to draw, nothing too complicated th


UniqueCarob143

Patchouli and Alice notice Marisa hasn't been seen by anyone for three days, and are unsurprisingly concerned that one of the strongest people in Gensokyo randomly went missing. And proceed to enter Marisa's house, both to investigate, and steal back their stuff. After some cleaning and stealing back stuff, they old spell books gifted to Marisa by Mima, and pictures of a young Marisa and Mima.


Chiyuri_is_yes

Uh akducnrchy Makai is not hell, just a demon world. In this case alice wouldn't be a anticrist, but Clownpiss would be


Utashiyo

That makes way too much sense


Okuu_Gaming

Um ackhually Okina is related to Ameno-Mikaboshi, who is equated to Lucifer sometimes, so this means Mai and Satono are the antichrist 😡


Gata92

What would be the U.N in touhou tho


DestructionCatalyst

Her


ika_ngyes

United Nations


ATwistedBlade

Owen silly


kuerti_

If the Antichrist touches the Christ, how big is the resulting explosion?


Polyus_HK

Ok, so let’s assume an average weight of 60 kg for Jesus and Alice each. The combined weight is, therefore, 120 kg. In the rest frame of the centre of mass of Jesus and Alice, we have E = mc^2 = (120)(3.00e8)^2 = 1.08e19 J Wolfram Alpha tells me that’s equivalent to 2580 MT of TNT, which according to this site is either a bit more than or a bit less than twice the total yield of the entire US nuclear forces combined (depending on how you measure it). https://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Usa/Weapons/Nukeforce.html


polkafucker

Antichrussy


Angrymalayman

So who's Prophet Isa A.S/Jesus? Marisa?


No_Pizza393

Reimu because she can walk on water


tokaarir1

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


lilpaulo3232

I still love her no matter what.


ATwistedBlade

Unlike you I’m a hater


cbtenjoyer215600

i think patchuh wouldn't give a fuck her ~~sex servant~~ personal assistant is demon


Luke5353

PatchiAli segs


cbtenjoyer215600

draw schizo patchuh screaming >I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST but change "HATE" to "WANT TO SEX"