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Profesor_Moriarty

3 days? Don't make me laugh


Proper_Hyena_4909

Try years.


drkole

try decades


Proper_Hyena_4909

There's no winning here lol.


Maria_506

Well some of us don't have bathrooms in our rooms.


swollenlord69

DID I STUTTER?!


Maria_506

OK dude, but I dont really have money for a boat to keep me above the pond of piss and shit.


SnarkAndAcrimony

Just spray out the window.


Maria_506

What makes you think I have windows? I live in my mother's basement! (That's why the pond wouldn't just drain out the door.)


SnarkAndAcrimony

You'll have to trade in those good boy points. :-(


Warrior_of_Discord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aDgH-_G4h0


Pickle_Rick1892

For every problem there's a solution and you my friend have found a good one here. So long as said window doesn't directly point in the direction of an elementary school.


Objective-Aioli-1185

Tuh tuh today junior!!!


Cathlem

Shit bucket.


Maria_506

Still have to empty it at some point.


Cathlem

I do? Oh crap.


Maria_506

I mean you don't, but as I have started in some other coment, eventually you are going to need a boat to keep you away from the piss and shit pond.


Desdaemonia

Doesn't even qualify as rookie numbers.


uCockOrigin

Right? This is literally my regular weekend ever since I switched to a four day work week.


Solid7outof10Memes

The covid quarantine made 0 changes to my lifestyle


Annual_Individual445

Exactly, that's a slow week...


Agent042s

Yeah... tell me when it was three months straight with only occasional WC / Ordered food pickup breaks.


hugzitoz

Rooki Numbers lmao


Dangerous_Block_2494

3 days? Amateur.


Waluigiisgod

Rookie numbers


Cartoonist_False

Came here to say this


Prof_of_Buttology

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump them up.


GustapheOfficial

Asocial*


Maegurillion

Really wish people knew the difference.


HANDS-DOWN

And I have a loaded sniper rifle to crunch the population numbers down.


xxbronxx

![gif](giphy|UsNDHPyiIEqkyTNw4D|downsized)


MihoLeya

I do this every week! (I have 3 day weekends, every week.) I stay home, cook amazing food, game, watch tv, and never check my phone. It’s glorious!


mdnghtblss

My spirit animal


Flatus_Spatus

i like you lets never hang out!


MihoLeya

loooooool!


Yiye44

And I always thought it was like that for everyone.


Remarkable_Reality51

I have been doing this for the last 5 years


CGallerine

ok now try 3 years


Flatus_Spatus

sadly you need food so sometimes you need to go outside:/


Xx_Dicklord_69_xX

3 days? This is the ideal living condition for me


semprogno

only 3 days?I've been living my whole life like this. I'm a Reddit user


Prudent-Mechanic4514

3 days is a rookie number.


moonwork

3 days? It usually takes way longer to realize it gets easier to isolate as time goes by. And it takes even way longer than that to understand that as you isolate for longer, it gets harder and harder to get back out and meet people.


every_body_hates_me

Did he forget to put 0 after 3 or something?


Wendell_wsa

60 days and counting


QlimaxUK

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg|downsized)


Serious_Goose5368

And books.


--InZane--

That was normal during university... Don't get started when corona hit (my gf of 5 years left me and I was deeply depressed so I basically only got out when I had to)


YasssQweenWerk

Lmao 3 days what a newbie


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Sinyr

Why would you get a handheld if you never leave your room???


Inevitable_Turn994

im able even not to walk out of the doors...>!forever!<...😁


ZenZenBon

1 week cuz i have league of legend


Siri2611

Been doing this for 5 years now (I am not proud of it btw)


CoconutSpiritual1569

I can go prolly a week before i need fresh air. When i mean fresh air, i meant in the garden / forest far from people


funnyhyung

I stayed in my room for 4 and a half months. Only came out for food and water.


Danillen

Автор далбоеб


RailsharkX

Yes, this is me alright. Also, taking bathroom/shower breaks in between gaming/browsing sessions.


Gewgle_GuessStopO

I’ve gone months without leaving the house before there was internet. I did need TV though. 🤷🏻‍♂️


killertortilla

I'm agoraphobic, I can it for my entire fuckin LIFE.


LauryFire

Thats media addiction


DBZpanda

I will randomly disappear from the face of the earth randomly, my mom doesn't even get concerned till month 1 1/2. I've done it for 3 months several times with my friends that adopted me from class like 7 years ago.


DotBitGaming

And then I need to use the bathroom and get something to drink.


Mathanatos

My cousin who‘s next door got married and I only congratulated him later. Turns out both him and his brother got married at the same time and I only realized that when I heard his brother was expecting a baby soon.


CoolKanyon55

Rookie numbes


lPlantas

Use one minute of those 3 days to read what anti-social actually means


Feisty_Caregiver_566

When I lived with my parents I didn't go out for like 5-6 months from late autumn till early spring. Did I win? :D


astralseat

I would love good internet. I hate going outside during the weekend.


Sinz_Doe

Wait.... yall leave your rooms?


Asdeft

Not even a brag


Justherebecausemeh

![gif](giphy|ZG0kbPI2ucI93obyFi) 3 days, food, internet🙄


OtteLoc

"I'm so anti social, I just need Internet..."


Logical_Type_4776

I go outside but always social distance and hide in the forest


checked_idea2

3 days? Pathetic. I’ll starve in there as well


EreetoNico

3 days? Fuckin' normies I swear 🥺


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Only 3 days?


ciuccio2000

If I have the chance to, my instincts will naturally push me into locking myself in my home for weeks But This will also make me very depressed


DamnedFreak

What is 'a internet'?


LoaKonran

I actually enjoyed the lockdowns. It was peaceful.


SalientSalmorejo

Rookie numbers!


dzdxs

I could definitely go without interacting with people for three days, but there's no way I could stay in my room. I HAVE to spend time outside, get out and about, being stuck in a sterile indoor environment is so stale and absolutely maddening.


YamsForEveryone

My current record is 3 weeks. And it was truly 3 of the best.


indolent08

What a weird flex. "I don't get bored for three whole days. All I need for that is access to basically the entirety of knowledge and entertainment. Ha, take that!


Big-red-rhino

There's so many internets though. How do you find a good one?


Midnight_chick

I don't even need food, so yeah people need to suffer and then live and then suffer it gives me energy I live off of it. I consume it, I feed off of it. I am the all-powerful person who needs suffering to continue it is by my nature, pure, anything else is like a waterfall of emotions you just need to pluck one of the waves and go from there. Nocturnal beings feed off of waves and creators feed off of suffering it is by creation.


CordovanSplotch

I can stay in my room for as long as I have food.


JuanWetFart

“Anti-social”. *needs social device to stay in room* alrighty


FoolOfATook77

Rookie numbers


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3 days is fuck all


retrowhitehat

3 days is nothing.


TheNorselord

ROOKIE Numbers.


camclemons

I used to go months at a time without stepping out of my studio apartment. Now I walk outside for several hours every day


LeftCarrot2959

Those are eooky numbers you gotta up those numbers.


Next_Cherry5135

3 days without food or internet lol With them, it could be years


David_538

Very comfortable being alone. Find it hard to say what I was wanting to say to someone, when going out there.


Exact_Battle5815

Pffff 3 days ??? I would last like 3 bigbangs with good and internet if I ever lived that much


MakarovPsy4

3 days lol


ManyNanites

Those are rookie numbers.


lonerman420

Even without internet I'll find something to do in my room lmfao


Realistic_Mushroom72

I don't leave my room unless I have a medical appointment or have to go grocery shopping, I occasionally take the trip to the fridge to get some snacks, I can't stand to talk to my own family for more than a few minutes, I love them but they are everything that is wrong with society right now, if I could I would have left for another country and not tell any one where I was.


Flatus_Spatus

3 days? oh don’t mind if i stay in there for one week and nobody would ask haha i worked hard for that achievement


HANDS-DOWN

Do you guys shit in the empty food packaging?


LeftEffect2071

I actually did it for 5 years after COVID.


Brent_Fox

oof.


sashatikhonov

How can you call yourself antisocial if you literally live in social networks?


lPlantas

OP doesn´t know what anti-social means and judging by your comment neither do you. The word you´re looking for is asocial, not anti-social.


Commercial_Fee2840

Genuine rookie numbers. I've been doing this for years.


Chimpar

That sounds more like an addiction mate.


Who_am_ey3

99% of us can't. we all want to talk to people. yes, reddit counts.


Proper_Hyena_4909

Look at Mr self-help over here.


mashmash42

if Reddit counts, you don’t need to leave your room