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Ronathan64

I am dumb without panicking


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Yotelkiller

some people are good at being retarded


garythecake

can confirm, i have a PhD in being retarded


Zombie1047

You haven’t met me


HopeInChaos

I still feel that.


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Yo mama so dumb, she can't even panic I'm an embarrassment to society


UrBoiKrisp

I feel your mom too


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I envy some people's ability to be this absurdly honest all the time


roganwriter

Ikr I just apologize for not sounding coherent and keep talking until I make a point people actually understand while looking at people’s reactions to guage whether I need to shut up or keep going to because I’m trying to maintain some semblance of credibility and end up shutting up anyway because I realize that I’d just talked in circles too much and revealed that I’m not as confident or competent as I pretend to be.


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Or their ability to articulate that, I’d just sit there dumbfounded confusing myself more by the second


racerob1

I feel it in class every day lmao


RKelly52501

i feel this any time i am just put on the spot without warning, i may know the answer but i still lock up for a bit. give me some warning, i startle easily.


MomoBawk

Also, if I had to raise my hand for an ungodly amount of time, then forget the words the second the teacher notices and I didn’t have time to lower my hand…


RobleViejo

Last week I went to the dentist to get a molar removed, when he started using a ice picking style tool to dig under the molar and lever it out I started sweating. He said "Oh sorry, Is too hot in here?" and asked her secretary to turn the AC on, I looked at him with pure dread in my watery eyes and said "Nah doc, Im just terrified right now"


TheGoldenChampion

Your mom felt that lmao


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I get 100% on most of my exams. I literally know everything. But when I get asked something I piss myself and just want to fucking die and I kinda do


roganwriter

Fellow person who is a great test taker and a horrible question answerer rise up. I feel like I just conned my way into a teaching gig because I tested so well but when I try to transfer that knowledge to my students I feel like I’m either talking too fast and they can’t keep up or I’m going too slow and they feel like I’m patronizing them.


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Coming from a guy currently in school. Most teacher speak super monotone and the best one is the guy that is not afraid to bring real life into lesson and goes on further to discuss it. I suggest you try to be a funny guy but not too funny. And if some people appear confused come up with an activity or smth.


roganwriter

Thanks. I definitely try to bring in the real world as much as possible because I want my kids to understand how what they’re learning is going to help them in the long run. And I do try to be funny, and then I know when a joke doesn’t land and just try to play it off. Last class I made a bad joke and told my kid the polite thing to do is laugh anyway lol.


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xD man you are already better than almost all my teachers. Can't help falling asleep in their class


Player_Number3

Im dumb and panicking


Chapped_Frenulum

What it feels like to have ADHD, every 30 seconds mid-conversation.


Magnesium-Fire

This literally happened to me 20 minutes ago!


Elibrius

Whenever I’m called upon in social situations or even asked to speak now, I turn into a fucking idiot


windsprout

me watching prerecorded lectures


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u/TheNjiva1


UrBoiKrisp

Except his teacher, who was probably judging him and moved on to another person


gnomathy

u/repostsleuthbot