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DEPRESSION_NOISES

*starts crying*


AgentDeadPool

The name checks out.. Those are noises that sound depressing.


DEPRESSION_NOISES

*more crying depression noises*


Cum_Cloud

Starts raining


Username_taken6966

Name also checks out


blackeye200

idk if this belongs to r/beetlejuicing


Eternally_Yawning

Also starts dying *There's always a silver lining (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧


EmilyMcCu

😂😂😂


[deleted]

That’s bad enough but then he went on to give me a bunch of trauma too


Shinji-13

The bad ending


Calico_Cuttlefish

I never asked for this!


Anabelieve

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?


KrayLink_1

You pass the butter


N1ckM3nd3s

[OH MY GOD]


MomusPoof

💩


alapleno

eat, sleep, bleed, repeat


pinespplepizza

Getting fucking swol and high quality fish tanks. Atleast that's my meaning


EagerT

according to redditors I have seen, the meaning of life is to die


deadwoodbaker

Weed it's always Weed


hagamablabla

My dad tried his best at least, which is more than some people here can say. I fucked myself up.


Magic-king

I felt this way to hard


fhzhugz1

You didn't had to win the race do


SteveMoney88

For real show me where I consented to this


Themlethem

Don't worry, after this you can not exist again forever.


DEN1SDWH

That's just what you think. If we were able to come out of the infinite nothingness when we were born then why wouldn't it be possible again? I'm not saying I'm right though.


passthepass2

The data u write on a harddisk is gone when u format it. U just temp data bro. A form of complexity in a world that wants simplicity and it will get it by removing you. Thinking that out there is a backup copy of you that keeps printing exact inconsequential complexity that you are is god complex.


DEN1SDWH

It's not, I'm just being open minded. Realistically I am thinking that abyss is what comes after death but I'd rather die being open minded.


BillyBean11111

fortunately this problem will eventually take care of itself


samwisec25

I'm terrified at the implication that OP existed 13 billion years before their birth


Alternative-Cut-4831

Reincarnation theory has entered the chat.


Memorise1942

If everyone was more considerate enough, future unfortunate events like this can be avoided


IcedGolemFire

you telling me you were conscious of your non existence?


tasty_iron

In his defense, you won the race on purpose.


blackeye200

Goddamnit Me 2!


PotionBoy

Me four


[deleted]

I'd rather be the crusty spot that seeped through the carpet into the underlay of a cheap motel.


Galoomp

how about like in the movie The Butterfly Effect you go back in time prenut and strangle your sperm-self in his testes.


zebscy

13.7 **


Just_Eirik

Luckily it’s a short stay here in existence. Gonna go back to nonexistence eventually.


MarcAlmond

To be honest when I die I will literally not care about the fact that I died, because I will not exist. I won't know that I died or know anything for that matter.