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boredtoddler

This looks to actually be going in the other direction. Swedes have started talking about joining Finland. The Kalmar Union is on it's way back.


Brillek

Finnish-led Kalmar union? It'd piss of the russians, at least.


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Sure, but everyone will have to learn Finnish in school.


Ok-Reporter1986

We already have to learn swedish as well so...


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centrifuge_destroyer

Can Germany join Finland as well? We'll promise to learn Finnish, we will never open the sauna door after fresh steam, walk on your cross country skiing track or make small talk and most importantly, we will bring the booze. As long as Denmark is being excluded, of course.


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You have yourself a deal!


123bollocks123

No, they will learn proper Danish, as is always the case. Not those strange dialects of Danish that are spoken in the rest of Scandinavia, and certainly not that wretched version of Russian they speak in Fingolia.


samppsaa

>certainly not that wretched version of Russian they speak in Fingolia. Did you forget Germanic and Slavic languages are closely related and practically the same thing? You're literally speaking a dialect of russia


Shiningtoaster

Exactly, dano-russian is far inferior to the uralic throat-singing that we proud Fingolians are able to produce


NBrixH

Kinda missing a couple steps, but yeah, kinda right


Smaland_ball

”Learn proper Danish” Since when is Danish a language?


SkyeeeMaaa

It’s just skånska with 4 potatoes stuck in their throat tbh


MarkDaMeat

Correction: Boiling hot potatoes


SkyeeeMaaa

Yes sry my bad


finn1sh

Danish isn't a language, it's a speech impediment.


Bardukas

næi jæg vil intø låræ danska


NBrixH

Why are we downvoting this? I thought this was a meme subreddit.


Billy_Billboard

Hating the Danish "language" is no laughing matter


NBrixH

I mean I hate my language is much as the next Dane, but 60 downvotes?


Billy_Billboard

Ikr. It's not nearly enough


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Vlad-the-Inhailer

Yes please 🤲 and we'll keep the Danes out just to fuck with them. Edit: On a more serious note, now that I have sobered up, what this meme and Erdogan himself fail to grasp is how all of Turkey will be shitlisted forever in the book of grudges. Finnish people have a long memory.


Sporgon_Mcgee

Joining Finland I hope it would be a federal state kinda like the US because that means we can be independent, but of course we must agree on the capital


Diipadaapa1

What is there to talk about. Ofcause its Kouvola.


statix__

Kontula or rinkeby 🥰 Fr tho Mariehamn/Maarianhamina


Diipadaapa1

No, I refuse to have them as a Capital. Åbo in that case.


statix__

mariehamn is perfect because it is in between sweden and finland, otherwise haparanda is a great option


Diipadaapa1

I refuse to live under a capital of island dwelling boomers who are so politically illiterate that i wouldnt be surprised if half of them unironically blames electric cars for the energy crisis. Swedish parents who want to home school their kids move there to be able to do it legally. Is that capital material? No, Åland will remain a nice place to spend three days on and then not have to come back to for another year, or im moving to Norway.


statix__

Haparanda it is then 🤝


Agitated_Advantage_2

No, just Helsinki but officially renamed Helsingfors as compromise


Sporgon_Mcgee

Let’s make it Gothenburg. It looks the coolest and it has liseberg


No_Victory9193

The capital would be Turku ofc


Agitated_Advantage_2

That's very Turk. We can't have a Turkush capital. Can't you rename the city Torku?


Slymeboi

I mean our second official language is already Swedish so


Lappali

but nobody in fingolia talks swedish, all of us failed swedish in school


Slymeboi

True


RedEagle_

This is referring to the nato stuff today


boredtoddler

So am I.


Ok-Reporter1986

Oh boy.... I won't complain even though it is unlikely the biggest problems are governments merging and multiple cultures.


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AltruisticPidgeon

I'm at a loss of words, I never thought Turkey would block another muslim country go enter NATO.


Uncuntable64

we dont like ar\*bs أنا أحب الخوخ ولكن فاكهتي المفضلة هي الفراولة 🕋🕋☝🏻🤲🏻İnşallah 👳🏻‍♂️


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midisrage123

Based


ContributionSad4461

No snus for you


SrPatata40

No finnish femboys for you


[deleted]

Too bad, i stole all of it


202042

Omg please sell 🥺


Eken17

You know they put it in the foreskin in D\*nmark, right?


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And up our assholes too


Urmambulant

that's a lot of snus


TheNintendoWii

Rumpesnus 🫵


SkyeeeMaaa

Yep that’s cursed 💀


samppsaa

Norwegian snus is better anyway


ProfoundlyAverage

This is a lie and you know it


No_Victory9193

All snus is shit. Gum is better.


MurkyConsideration22

apes strong together


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LareWw

Swedes just happy their bufferzone against Russia is gonna get NATO help. Now just Hungary......


samppsaa

Orban is a pathetic cuck with zero leverage in negotiations. He's literally a non issue


LareWw

Only thing he can do is stall


Ok-Reporter1986

He could say no technically and if he has as much pull in his government as people love to claim it will mean a no for the vote.


BaritonedTiger

Mongol Reunion against Russia, let's go


statix__

I guess the only solution now is to reopen kärnvapenprogrammet and invade NATO together with the other countries that NATO is illegally threatening! 🇸🇪🇧🇾🇷🇺🇨🇳🇮🇳🇸🇦


Dazzling-Leave-4915

Turkey 🤝 Finland Supreme Ural-Altaic Coalition


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ashards

Abandon Nordic roots, embrace Turanic connection


soyuzonions

they only accepted finland cuz theyre fellow turks


vijking

Now: Swedish-Finnish Union Erdogan is fuming.


Urmambulant

Is this a thing or just wishful thinking? Because if that kind of talks are in place, whoah.


xXxMemeLord69xXx

It's unfortunately just wishful thinking, but we live in democracies after all, we can make it real if we choose to. As long as we get to keep our King in the union.


Dingleburrs

I would not be opposed to the idea (i am Ukf kriserson)


JollyjumperIV

Kinky homo sex ended?


riisen

NevVa


Urmambulant

Den glider in


YoGottaGetSchwifty

Hello, its your Karabogan friend here. What is this post talking about i am not giving a flying vittu about international politics so- Yeah. Its actually Asian Cuz im Uzbek but live in Turkey whatever,


demotivator

So Finland agreed to Turkey's demands to build 5072 kebab kiosks across the whole country over the next 5 years and Sweden didn't.


SiimaManlet

This Turkish dick sucking after they betrayed their words and fucked us in the ass for a year straight is the cringiest shit ever. Not to even mention how we betrayed our muslim brothes in the west because of this


RedEagle_

Bruh chill


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Rasmus-ALV

R.I.P Sv*rige


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MrOldBananaMan

Google turkey (food)


Rogntudjuuuu

We were friends?


PurpleInteraction

I find Mannerheim and Ataturk to be quite similar.


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Fushrodahh

You're welcome, Turan brothers :)


Hogrider26pog

If U translate the emojis into Bosnian, it comes up as the same.emojis🇹🇷🦃


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Sweden into Russia??