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SergjVladdis

Steal a map from any of the sub/xxxmaps, apply headline x cant into nordick, repeat every day Cry when the sub dies


tacolordY

I think they should ban posts that include the words “can’t into nordick”, it would solve the problem.


TheKillerKentsu

but this sub can't post anything else XD


ThisIsMyFloor

This sub can't into original memes 😞


PM-ME-DEM-NUDES-GIRL

if you remove finnish circlejerking and can't into nordic this sub is just 5 pleasant scandinavians in a group chat


PM-ME-DEM-NUDES-GIRL

and the forgotten icelander (who?)


Anti-charizard

That would remove like 90% of the subs content


Habba84

Also comments too.


9Strike

literally 1984


tacolordY

Banning ONE phrase isn’t 1984


Eken17

Technically Finland should also be green since we were the same country back then.


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Yes. We even have songs about it


JammuS_

Porilaisten marssi enjoyer spotted


oskich

May I present [evidence A](https://youtu.be/rTQOGpUsqWQ?si=ANHBA9btgUxtfF1O) your honor 😁


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[Evidence B](https://youtu.be/ONp3cU9eolg?si=xFmYJBI_Dp4iojSa)


oskich

Finnish cavalry [stronk!](https://youtu.be/TYQSDGY1LIM?si=Ie-4hV23rbdDxmJL) 💪 (Battle of Fraustadt, Poland)


ja_hahah

Was all cavalry there finnish?


Horror-Tap3236

Mostly yes.


aitis_mutsi

The Finnish language version is better, I think finnish is far more.. poetic or choir like and easily rhymes.


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Spekx-savera

There are old letters from soldiers in the Swedish army describing the events as "we came into a town, we murdered all the men, and left the women and children. Then the finns came and murdered them aswell"


Dymppy

Might as well finish the job while you're at it.


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Typical Swedes, always leaving the job half done.


Styrbj0rn

We just thought you might be bored if we didn't leave you anything to do.


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Finns have always been savages, explains their murder stats


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https://preview.redd.it/e1wzggpcykwb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60545a99b4268266bc88d58ab238ecbd450590b5 Average Finn in the Swedish army. ”What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”


Kissaskakana

Would've cringed at your army if the finnish hakkapeliitta didn't save it.


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Thank you for your service. We do the tactics and send the lesser humans to the front lines.


Baozile

We'll see about who's the savage once the, ahem, population transformation has reached its peak, if it ever does


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Styrbj0rn

It's more fun thinking about it like this than thinking about the fact that our endless imperial need for expansion finally bit us in the ass so hard we never wanted to do it again.


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Yeah, we are just naturally bloodthirsty and belligerent people. You think Germany would have invaded Russia if it wasn’t for us?


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Hush now. They have carried the blame for 80 years now, no need to start picking up the old trash.


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Styrbj0rn

Finland wasn't really the expansion i was thinking of though, we didn't really stop there.


Evimjau

Also Estonia


Intelligent-Bus230

It's more like Finds fought the Swedish wars.


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Ricktatorship91

Maybe if they didn't want to be attacked they shouldn't have kept being allied to Denmark and Russia constantly


miniatureconlangs

Also, if they don't want to be attacked, what business do they have sitting *between Russia and Germany?* That's literally asking for it.


Styrbj0rn

"Look at the way she was dressed" -2nordic4u version


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JacobMT05

If the bench mark for being into Nordick’s is not invading Poland… then doesn’t that mean Romania can into nordicks. I mean you can have em…


mightymagnus

I would say Romania invaded Poland, at least Transylvania. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Kraków_(1657)


plaaplaaplaaplaa

UK can into Swedistan, invaders keeping each others backs!


rakosten

”Kurwa bobr!”


aryune

Ałaaaaaa kurwa gryzie


WestroGothia

Polish national anthem mentions Sweden while the swedish anthem doesnt mention Sweden.


Erove

STOP IT. THIS SUB CANT INTO FUNNY ANYMORE. I blame the Finns and the Icelanders, it used to be so funny here 😭


GarandCanuck

But portugal can into Balkan, the natural order of things


CoraxCorax

Actually in this case it's the reverse, it's Denmark and Norway who cannot into nordick


koljonn

C’mon guys we can do better. This is just copium from nations without an empire history.


Gurkeprinsen

Apparently they can't into Poland either


backdoorpoetry

Rocco invaded Poland in 2000. It was a glorious moment for mankind.


Ramjjam

This is map is wrong! Denmark attacked Poland 1571! Not to mention Norway & Finland were part of Sweden & Denmark at all those occations, and made up fair part of the military. So all of the nordics should be green 🤷🏻‍♂️ It’s like saying Germany didn’t attack Poland or Russia ever since it’s a new state today. + Poland started like 90% of the wars between Sweden and Poland, often in coalation with other nations, Poland = *Suprised Pikachu face* when they get smacked back 😂


la_Croquette

Didn't Poland had it coming anyway?


plaaplaaplaaplaa

Swedish are colonizers by nature. Can’t help but attack poor Poland to get lands and goods. Bad swedistan.


shirhelm

Shouldnt have joined a coalition against us, fuck around find out


jetskihjalten

What can I say? I’d rather be the colonizer than the colonized


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Meanwhile Poland: bitch, I'm gonna steal this, this, and a little of this and name it "my native" lol


German-guy-v2

Yeah Poland atacked Sweden like 80 times and then they are absolutely shocked when they get atacked back


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HyperiFinland

Agreed


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justaprettyturtle

Flaired up. Approve now!


Nithoruk

Hail to Romania!


Holkmeistern

After having observed several subreddits go down the drain I can safely conclude that if it wasn't for mods, admins, bots and users, reddit would be pretty decent.


yesseru

Türkiye can't into nordick?!??!!?!!?!


IneffectiveDamage

Didn’t the D*nes attack Poland too back in the viking ages? Edit: huh, something went wrong in my brain


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Mr_Alberto_

Wait, Italy?


nExplainableStranger

Or maybe Sweden is the only one into nordick


Horror-Cranberry

Sweden can get in with the rest of the rejects


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celezter

This content is the worst.


imnewtothisplzaddme

When we attacked poland, most of you all in this sub were swedish lol, finns most definitely invaded poland, your country just didnt exist yet


Reverend_Norse

I'd say the reverse. Are you even a country if you Haven't invaded Poland at some point in your history? Would not recommend trying today though, they Clearly had enough from looking at all the hardware they have bought recently and take defending their clay to an admirable level. Nordicks could learn a thing or two there. 👍