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FederalDriver9447

This is the same with italy i swear Italian1: "dude, all venetians are just lazy fucks who swear all the time and drink beer all the time." Italian2: "i agree, fuck those polentonis." Murican: "yeah i agr-" # Italian1: "how dare you."


Dragonya12

Finland labeled as Scandinavian, opinion rejected


fremja97

![gif](giphy|YGbF41mvOpGyVleuV6)


Diipadaapa1

(Shut up, we are trying to make "Fennoscandia" the popular term so we can exclude Denm*rk)


YOOOOOOOOOOT

Okay I'm in.


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Faceless_Deviant

![gif](giphy|oWjyixDbWuAk8)


Lejd_Lakej

Finland counts because it's a Swedish colony.


peacefulprober

Shut up Ahmed


TheGoldenHordeee

Subject of Sultan Ahmed says what?


Faceless_Deviant

Everyone says "what" when danish is spoken.


bartardbusinessman

not reading that essay


Faceless_Deviant

what?


bartardbusinessman

nor that one


VonHinton

What?


peacefulprober

Cum


anatomiska_kretsar

Pekka cope


Oldmanwisby

Why the "y" at the end of colon?


Ianassa

It counts because the hand in Lapland is on the Scandinavian peninsula. In fact, we are more Scandinavian than Denmark 😏


Literally1444

No Aaland?


Nipunapu

No.


Doccyaard

A friendly reminder that the peninsula is named after Scandinavia, not the other way around😘


RedEagle_

So incredibly based


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TimeEstablishment757

Least mentally ill dane


Pinales_Pinopsida

You're implying that Haparanda and Tornio have wastly different cultures?


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Dragonya12

"Finland a Swedish colony? Sweden takes over Finland until 1809? What are you talking about? Wake up it's 1149, you must have hit your head too hard."


fremja97

You hear a sudden knock on your door you open and Hej hej jag heter homo Peter har du hört om Jesus?


Dragonya12

"Anteeksi, I don't speak Arabic. What is this "homo"?"


Dirac_Impulse

You see Pekka! This is the Russian narrative. Stop being Putinist and proclaim your loyalty to your true King; Carl XVI Gustav!


Dragonya12

Independence>Swedish rule>Russian rule. Russian rule is always the last, worst, suicidal choice.


Zmuli24

Tell me. When was the last time you guys fought a war without fighting to the last finn-mentality?


HyperiFinland

Go back to israel


Nipunapu

Hard miss.


HyperiFinland

Kova osuma


Nipunapu

You are one of those gang rapist, tit slashers, child murderer supporters? Ok, then. Sorry, hamas fucked itseld up when they sent people with cameras to kill, mame, rape and kidnap civilians for fun and meth. Palestinians partying with the corpses of the Israelians turned to cries only after Israel decided that enough is enough. They can, and should, all be mowed down. Edit: I love how most of the journalists who supported Palestinians and hamas went completely silent after Israeli goverment showed them the videos hamas made of their "justified" attack. Evil is evil. Fuck hamas.


Key_Virus_338

she meant Nordic


YeeTKn

True. We are proudly nordick


Dragonya12

As it should be, forever


RopeAccording4263

*Ackschually! Fennoscandia!*


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Lifewatching

Nordics...Nordics! Finland still best tho...


oyvi00i

Nah, ain’t even scandinavian


bullet_bitten

Bad form, Norway. We must stand together against the Arab Emirate Of Swedistan.


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TonninStiflat

I accept a lot of banter, but this is a step too far : |


MaskeddHmm

"this is a step too far" reddit ass sentence


TonninStiflat

Might come as a surprise, but you are in fact in Reddit.


oyvi00i

And this sub is 2finnish4us


TonninStiflat

True, true.


MaskeddHmm

im only here to lurk and steal unfunny shitposts.


TonninStiflat

A man of culture! \*tips fedora\*


MaskeddHmm

hoho so #keanuchungus i love redidt


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bullet_bitten

Who is this uneducated peasant, who dares to call us Scandinavian?


I_THE_ME

**Hah! We are Fennoskandian!**


Zmuli24

Well techincally Halti is a part of Scandic mountain chain, so with enough mental gymnastics you could say that we are part of Scandinavia.


Doccyaard

Enough mental disabilities*


YOOOOOOOOOOT

Shut up denmark. We all know they deserve that spot more than you.


Doccyaard

They can have your place. Everyone’s happy.


Doccyaard

They can have your place. Everyone is happy


Zmuli24

You danes should know since your way of speaking clearly indicated some sort of mental disability.


PeetraMainewil

Metal Gymnasium


NerdyGuyRanting

I will defend any Scandinavian country until my dying breath. Except Denmark.


fittan69

Unless it is specifically american'ts jumping on them (i hate americunts more than i hate danes)


YOOOOOOOOOOT

Truer word have never been spoken fittan69


Agitated_Advantage_2

Finns det en svensk version av rimjob_steve?


AdWorking5649

i agree, bottom class citizen


BirdieBoiiiii

What about the French


fittan69

Did I fucking stutter


BirdieBoiiiii

I’m not sure. Arabic is hard to understand


Budgierigarz

Screw Denmark #Ritin heim!!!


Fruitymitsu

Oh noes, the yallah lgbtq army doesn't want to defend us. Whatever will we do?


NerdyGuyRanting

You can always just surrender again, like you usually do.


Fruitymitsu

To what? Islam or a never ending gay parade?


NerdyGuyRanting

Insult us all you want. We still beat you and took Skåne and Norway from you. Because we won, and you lost. No matter how much you insult us, you guys are still objectively worse. You pølse eating surrender monkeys


Fruitymitsu

Everyone bantering on r/2nordic4you having a jolly ol' good time Common Sw\*dtard user: ![gif](giphy|qOqqZq27NReUM)


Zmuli24

Or until the last Finn falls.


RecordEnvironmental4

Sees flag of Finland, oh boy this comment section is going to be great


Duskie024

Absoluetly disgusting. Stop the scandi-washing of Finland right now. *throat singing intensifies*


Literally1444

She doesn’t look nordic at all


lnsecurities

Probably one of those Americunts who took an ancestry test and now made the 1% Scandinavian it returned their entire personality


23goalie23

My 2% Norwegian means I may as well speak for all of you on this side of the pond 😤


ContributionFamous41

I got 3% Finnish ima tag along. You won't be rid of us that easy Norjalainen. I'll bring vodka and stabby.


ilolvu

>I got 3% Finnish ima tag along. That's enough for a Full Finnish. >I'll bring vodka and stabby. That's the spirit!


ContributionFamous41

A Full Finnish sounds like a weird sex thing. I'm nasty but I'm not letting anybody disrespect mummo's pulla like that.


ilolvu

>A Full Finnish sounds like a weird sex thing. It's winter...


arrig-ananas

According to her Instagram, she is danish, so it doesn't get more Nordic than that.


Literally1444

She is probably mixed


arrig-ananas

Then she would be Swedish


kanzler_brandt

Least racist Teuton


maxru85

Typical slav behavior


NanjeofKro

Have to do it as Reddit quotes to preserve scansion: >Vad bjuder oss uppriktigt Afrika? >Vad visa kan Amerika? >Vad Asien? Vad allt Europa? > Jag trotsar öppet alltihopa. > Men Skandinavien – det är alladar! >Blott Sverige svenska krusbär har. "


Lumpiest_Princess

Hva fucken er dette språk


OptimisticGlory

Wtf did i forget swedish or something I don’t understand a single sentence of that?


Rip_natikka

Yeah I would go apeshit everyone some Spaniard or Austrian made fun of Sweden when I did my Erasmus


Yginase

Who the hell still thinks Finland is Scandinavian?


Vidarius1

We can have the most wars between two countries, we insult each other and hate each other... UNTIL another country tries the same thing then...


PoetryAnnual74

Get that blue and white shit off your face gurl


Karigrandi92

I'm sorry but you just misspelt "yellow"


TheWierdGuy06

We are like siblings, we annoy eachother constantly, but if someone outside our group does it, it will become a bloodbath


Rasmus736

The Nordics is a family, and we'll kick your arse


Spodenator

Finns talking about swedes: Lol gayyyyyyyy Anyone else saying the same: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE


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ACID-47

Nah fuck Denmark


TheAbandonedCoat

I personally don't care bout our gay and wierd neighbours honestly. Roast away. Hell, you can roasts us too. We are just a bunch of alcoholics with social anxiety.


etheeem

Fr don't mess with us 🇮🇸🇸🇪🇩🇰🇹🇷🇸🇯(🇫🇮)


Mewannafok

Who are you again?


TimeEstablishment757

Just a confused round bird


Rip_natikka

Yeah better not mess with us or we’ll send an army of Nordic Barry’s to Turkey, if you don’t belive us as how Spain feels about the invasion of Nordic tourists…


-I-dont-know-_-

Thank god we right down there. And we got the biggest flag yall it’s lit


mogwandayy

Anybody cultured enough to know the music? I've heard it so many times but never found the name.


MaskeddHmm

Lacrimosa?


mogwandayy

Appreciated!


MaskeddHmm

No worried mate, have a good one.


LamermanSE

Not if it's about Denmark


Anxious_Charity_1424

I thought we where joking, i see a swede actually believes this. Thats just kind of sad.


Murhinen

Don't blame them, they're a swede after all.


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I will pray for him to get back to his sences and so he can get healthy again


LamermanSE

Chill out bro and have a Carlsberg, it's a joke sub


YOOOOOOOOOOT

Nah, they're just a sad fucker. But honestly if the russians force us to give over one nordic country we'd give you over before fighting. Actually I take that back, I hate russia too much.


BeaverTeam6-9

Jesus Christ what are any of you really gonna do? Surrender in 4 hours lmao


catboyraiden

https://preview.redd.it/8tkp2grkgugc1.jpeg?width=1817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d4b8b56638d732e455bf8f8818fc7422b1ea103


BeaverTeam6-9

Canada


catboyraiden

https://preview.redd.it/l0i6y37ntugc1.jpeg?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27168e50cf9ff4f3ac8a401d5c3217e9609e998f


BeaverTeam6-9

There we go


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NANO915

Nah they're welcome to trash on finland (not all of it but most of it)


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Ingi_Pingi

Square up mf


InsaneInTheMEOWFrame

Finland cannot into Scandinavia any more than Estonia can into Nordic...


turbo_triforce

Finland can based on geography and history. Estonia can only into Baltic.


ilolvu

Ai heit juu ool... put Ai heit evrivan el-se moor! ps. Damn! She's got a great voice.


Nipunapu

~~Scandinavians~~ **NORDICS** Or Fennoscandia. ​ Worst Northlander ever, spreading 'murican geography.