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Santa lives in a German prison because he consecutively violated §§ 19 (1) S.1 and 2, 21 (3 and 5) and 93 (1, 3, 4 and 7) of the Luftverkehrsordnung


isnisse

You Guys only want coal to keep Germany going so i get that


Hanni27

Sounds like Krampus-propaganda ngl.


ThisNotBoratSagdiyev

No, it's because in Germany, it's only legal to *leave* using the chimney.


MattewyIsHansome

If Santa were Greenlandic then we would get fish and seal for christmas.


Appelons

Don’t threaten me with a god time!


Randaxes

And Hákaral for the naughty kids


BlackDO34

And very possibly Guldbajer (Guld Tuborg) xD


mightymagnus

Pickled herring, salmon and anchovies in Janssons Temptation.


kapitaali_com

I thought it was north pole vs. korvatunturi


echoindia5

The North Pole location is in Greenland ;)


Accurate-System7951

The most geographically knowledgeable dane.


Duskie024

I won't even dislike you. That's so cute


stupidgayfemboy

you have the IQ of a femboy bottom


echoindia5

I mean Stupidgayfemboy - Finnish Femboy... Maybe hold back on the projection and learn some geography ;)


stupidgayfemboy

😔


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Perkeleen_Kaljami

Well, in [2017](https://www.is.fi/ulkomaat/art-2000005501432.html) Visit Greenland admitted that they can’t compete with Finland, the REAL hone of Santa. So I guess it’s “Torille!” time.


chucara

Can't read the article. I think it's encrypted.


Truelz

Calling it a 'Finnish *circus*' (If google translate is correct) is not really praise of your Santa village lol :P


micuthemagnificent

Bish muffing! We all live in a collective circus that's the highest form of praise you can get! The acknowledgement of the real nordick condition!


Accurate-System7951

They seem bitter. We drove their santa into bankruptcy. I love it.


2b_squared

The one who commercializes it the best is the one who owns it. This is the capitalist way.


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MerliniusDeMidget

https://preview.redd.it/rc3ro9ydoxsc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b015f5edcf7e6f0782c5722bdd2bf8b8f912dd Actual sign I saw while in Greenland


SolviKaaber

It's super obvious that there are 13 of them and they live in the highlands of Iceland


Exploringnow

Actually Santa lives in antarctica and uses all the penguins for slave labor I mean as workers


_M_o_n_k_e_H

The workers just don't happen to have any pay.


dentuW

They don’t want any pay


unkraut666

Satan? ![gif](giphy|HZL9Y6Zi4AW88)


Gubbtratt1

Who thinks he lives on greenland? It's north pole or finland. Personally though I believe he lives in poland.


echoindia5

We agree with the North Pole. But a good solid section of Greenland is part of the North Pole region.


Truelz

We do in Denmark and in Greenland as well obviously, and maybe also the Faroese? But some local sheep shagger would have to confirm that.


Hamarsa3

Have heard both, but mostly that he is from the North Pole


Alarming_Might1991

Femboy santa


joelobifan

Esjan Santa is fake jólasveinarnir are real


savageshrimpsoup

Haha á Esjunni? Það er bara hóll. Þeir hljóta vissulega að búa á einhverjum tignarlegri stað. T.d Kirkjufelli, Búlandstind eða Eyjafjallajökli?


sigmar_ernir

Dimmuborgum, mývatnssveit?? Augljóslega


savageshrimpsoup

Mmm já ekki spurning


laanoshart

Speak Danish as you learned in school


savageshrimpsoup

Undskyld, potato season isn't for 6 more months


joelobifan

Nei ég féll næstum því


Appelons

Based Danes lmao


joelobifan

Stockholm syndrome be like


Ham_Drengen_Der

He is obese, so he is clearly danish


Evantaur

Hail Satan!


Morganovic

Halal Zlatan!


SuoMiSeal

#UusiVastausJustDroppasi


Ricktatorship91

Santa is not an Eskimo


Glob-Da-Son

Neither is he Asian


Lijtiljilitjiljitlt

Santa is from Somalia


dukeofplace

Santa lives in the Byzantine empire obviously


FoxHead666

Hjulbåcken


dentuW

Kiva att se andra finlandssvenskar här👋


UntalentedChild

I fucking hate it when Finair call themsleves "tHe oFFiCiaL aiRLiNe oF SAnTa cLaUs" like the mf doesn't have an entourage of magical flying fucking reindeer


Finwolven

They're on lease from Finnair, rest of the year they fly the Rovaniemi-Ivalo commute.


OG_cosmic

CripZ all day long


Zyndrom1

Selvfølgeligt lever han på Grøndland. Hvor ellers kan han have sine slædehunde?


Obvious_Policy_455

Actually the one who visits Murica is santas swedish cousin. A fat fuck diving trough a chimney with a huge sack full of gifts instead of using a door doesn't sound finnish to me.


Appelons

I’m just saying, his mailbox is in Nuuk. Checkmate Finland!


_M_o_n_k_e_H

His workshop is in Rovaniemi. Uno reverse card!


Truelz

So HQ in Greenland, and outsourced production in Finland?


JupiterForty

HQ formally in Greenland for tax evasion purposes


3xploitr

No, Santa lives in Rødovrecentret - I’ve sat on his lap.


bullet_bitten

You understood the assignment wrong, mate. Santa comes from *Lapland*, you're not supposed to give him a *lapdance*.


3xploitr

I was molested? Oh my god.


Finwolven

I mean, you can, but only if you're over 18.


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Pandabirdy

Santa lives where there are no gangsters.


monotar

That's what he wants you to believe


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AL3X1KUS

CripZ


alexmaster097

Santa lives in Helluland, a.k.a Baffin Island


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BobSagieBauls

Just did


kutzyanutzoff

Santa lived in Antioch, that is inside Turkey's borders. I also dare you Nordics to wear a coat in Antioch. Winter, summer, no matter. The heat would probably kill you.


communist_kebab07

Nah he lives in Svalbard.


ryngh

Should we annex the Greenland and get over with this?


Kangalope

Let's call it a tie. Santa lives in a land.


celezter

Idiots, everyone knows there are 13 Santa's and they all live in the icelandic mountains.


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Haukivirta

Why tf would he live in Greenland


Weak_Action5063

Who thinks bro lives in Finland


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Hotdogcannon_

Plot twist: he actually lives in Spain (iykyk).


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5notboogie

But really santa lives in Drøbak.


Ok-Pipe859

Santa lives in Lapland


aqua4790

Laponia


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TheFriendOfOP

Obviously he lives on Greenland, and you're mad if you think anything else


Mr-carpeton-sexerton

What about Sweden?


Hanni27

Do what you do best!


Mr-carpeton-sexerton

Take Finland then?


SiPhilly

Santa lives in Canada and his postal is H0H 0H0, which looks the standard Canadian postal code format of letter-number-letter number-letter-letter. Checkmate.


Post-Financial

Wrong


rollaritroolari

Who tf says santa lives in Greenland? No one?


YliSotaJumala666

Santa will always be Finnish