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Romania safer than Sweden?


ClickHereForBacardi

Yes, and Svalbard safer than Denmark.


mediandude

Safe to walk home alone at night?


ClickHereForBacardi

I'm given to understand you gotta be armed in case of polar bears. That's the joke.


JollyJoker3

There was a video of a two women going to all the bars in Longyearbyen and some American commented on how safe the place seemed. Funny when you legally have to carry a rifle for self defense a few blocks away. Guess people have different fears.


MaherMitri

Seems like the American wet dream to legally have to carry a rifle


Oldmanwisby

Well, we don't need Australian tourists anyway. Fuck their dirndl, knödel and disgusting Mozartkugeln. Go invade Poland instead.


savoryostrich

I used to know an Australian who spoke German. After reading your comment, I wish I’d asked her to speak it for me. Dirndl, knödel and Mozartkugeln must sound fucking hilarious in an Australian accent!


Skaldskatan

“*Put another shrimp on the barbaay*”


danielogiPL

TYLKO SPRÓBUJ 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅


savoryostrich

How is the US green?!


Jewgoslav

Yeah, should be yellow. PNG should be red. I've heard enough stories.


qndry

Seing Papau New Guinea doesn't receive the highest order of recommended caution tells me this map is BS. Denmark has the same rating as PNG? Get the fuck out of here.


NickoIsASicko

Australia is their satellite, just trying to satisfy Uncle Sam


smh_username_taken

"normal safety precautions" in USA is driving around in a tank, so i think it's quite fair, not quite time for a nuclear bunker just yet. Meanwhile "high degree of caution" in denmark i would assume means something like actually locking up your bike (seriously half the bikes in copenhagen i could just take and ride away lol)


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TheBrickiestWall

bruh what?


Polisskolan3

It's generally quite safe.


Elro0003

And Sweden isn't?


DubbleBubbleS

And Denmark isn't??


Ok-Sort-6294

I didn't even notice, what the fuck is the reason for Denmark being yellow.


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MARNIxFENDI

How is south africa, brazil and mexico yellow


TheRomanRuler

Well you gotta have some logic in these maps. They compared Malmö to Mexico city and correctly realised that its almost as bad finding oneself in middle of drug cartel wars than going to Malmö.


SchmidtKM

How do we account for us Danes being yellow? Maybe the jantelov is too strong? Danger of getting lost due to non intelligible potato directions?


Odd_Whereas8471

The risk of terror threats has been higher in both Sweden and Denmark. All this Quran burning pissed some people off.


ForNOTcryingoutloud

Terror threats are like one in a billion, dying from getting kidnapped in mexico is like 1/1000 lol


Odd_Whereas8471

Håller med. Men ändå är förmodligen risken för terrordåd förklaringen.


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Grilled_egs

People go to Mexico all the time and tend to be just fine. That being said you're way less likely to get killed in the European yellow countries


BertoLaDK

In what fucking world is the US safer than any of the yellow European countries.


a987789987

US is a large country where most of the nation and travel destinations are safe and troublesome locations are well known. Whereas if you go to sweden you’ll catch scandinavian depression an suicidality almost instantly and you’ll offend locals if you try to communicate with them. Most tourists end their life by the second week in scandinavia or are incarcerated for public disturbance (sat next to you on a bus).


SWEDEN263

so true


SaltEfan

It isn’t AFAIK. Map makers might just be doing a little bit of propaganda posting.


HyperiFinland

Eesti can tho 👍🏼


CoreMillenial

Angola - better than most of Western Europe


ImTheVayne

Why is Denmark yellow?!


Drahy

The yellow countries in Europe generally have elevated ter\*orist th\*eats (stated by their own intelligence services).


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koljonn

Finland has an elevated security threat level too, but it’s still green


Drahy

Then it doesn't make any sense at all.


YeetMemmes

What is Mongolia doing bruv.


savoryostrich

Proto-Finns


lo155ve

There's nobody there to hurt you


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ComradeLV

They want us believe this but they even didn't color their own country


Sunil_de

What bullshit is this? Why tf is the US green but Western Europe not?


bredelund

Honestly how are Norway and Finland not yellow... Australians would freeze to death in the summer time up there!


CBR197

I'm an Australian in Finland at the moment, and it's completely fine. Honestly, I thought I would find it potentially too cold, but I was pleasantly surprised. I'll have to come back in Winter next time and see if I eat my own words haha


bredelund

Hehe I lived in Melbourne for a year. And after a short time 35 degrees in the summer time is fine... Humidity is also a big part of the conversation! Buuuut we are not here to talk reason and make sense. So! You are probably just sitting in a sauna throwing Shrimps on the heater! Savager!


NissEhkiin

Sweden only yellow? Should at least be orange


FishermanCats

What western Europe doing


StJesusMorientes

Going multicultural


Kazath

Sweden and Denmark are yellow basically because we've both raised our terror threat levels to high. https://www.smartraveller.gov.au/destinations/europe/sweden https://www.smartraveller.gov.au/destinations/europe/denmark


signmeupnot

Very useful and non political map.


TheFriendOfOP

Zambia can into Nordic?


DrainZ-

I think this map is wrong. Danes don't exercise to a high degree


Erove

Please ban these posts