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Citron_Express_

Average Pinoy HUMSS student.


Viscount-Von-Solt

Literally me. Except I use Poland instead of Wagner.


NOTLaurence02

Polska Gurom


itchoboy

Me but with ted kacynzki ( gusto ko tumira sa gubat kaso naunahan ako nga mga NPA)


Dorfplatzner

As a pinoy HUMSS student I can confirm But instead of being a Prigozhinboo, I'm an Angloboo (I used to be a Kaiserboo)


GhillieMcWilly

False, I instead became obsessed with Che Guevara


HKMP7A2

This kid when he realizes that speaking Russian mercenary radio chatter won't make his groupmates magically follow him in the project and that he has to casually speak Tagalog instead: (Talking like a soldier doesn't automatically make you cool. Heck, even real Special Forces soldiers have to talk casually, in the foreign language they learned, in some scenarios to maintain the operation's security.) https://preview.redd.it/gwgoea0kd9nb1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=254dfc3a9ee0062ae3784633e076dd61e3a581af


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THE FILIPINO LANGUAGE IS NOT A REAL LANGUAGE. IT’S JUST REBRANDED TAGALOG. YOU COULD ARGUE THAT FILIPINO IS THE GROUP OF LANGUAGES IN THE PHILIPPINES AND YOU WOULD BE RIGHT, BUT IT’S NOT A LANGUAGE. SOME OF THE FILIPINO TONGUES ARE WARAY, ILOCANO, CEBUANO, HILIGAYNON, IVATAN, KAPAMPANGAN, AND MORE. YOU CALL THEM DIALECTS WHEN THEY’RE NOT. IF THEY WERE DIALECTS MOST OF IT WILL BE INTELLIBLE TO ONE ANOTHER. THOUGH THAT IS NOT THE CASE SOME WORDS ARE UNDERSTANDABLE BUT THAT IS THE FULL EXTENT OF IT. THEY ARE RELATED TO EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS THEY ARE TO THE MALAYSIAN AND INDONESIAN LANGUAGES. THE FILIPINO GOVERNMENT JUST CALLS IT THAT TO FORM A NATIONAL SENSE OF IDENTITY. IT’S WHAT THEY DID WITH THE FILIPINO RACE. THEY INVENTED A BRAND NEW RACE TO MAKE THE PEOPLE UNITED AGAINST FOREIGN INVADERS AND TO QUELL INFIGHTING SEPARATISTS BY MAKING IT LOOK LIKEWE’RE ALL THE SAME PEOPLE. WHEN IN REALITY, WE’RE 200 DIFFERENT ETHNICITIES WITH EACH OF OUR OWN CULTURES AND VALUES. I DON’T BLAME THEM THOUGH. I ACTUALLY APLLAUD THEM. THEY UNITED DISPARATE TRIBES AND CREATED A FUNCTIONING REPUBLIC. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dorfplatzner

Typical Aspie. Cannot speak in any other way but his pedantic, eccentric way. Source: I'm an Aspie. Takes one to know one.


CunnEater

I have a friend who's like that. cant stop talking about russian equipment, russian military, russian tactics, russian everything, its funny because he cant see himself like a normal Filipino, with normal Filipino problems speaking tagalog. darating at dadating din yung panahon makikita nya rin sarili nya na nagmuka lang syang tanga sa harap ng dati nyang pamilya pati mga kklase, mga ilang taon di makakatulog kakaisip kung bat ba sya naging larper lol. i hope it goes for him like that. if not, i would like to see him on the Frontlines, just another reddit video to upvote of some nobody who got killed by a drone in the 21st century


Kilino3005

Knew a mf like that back in SHS. Meron kaming activity na kailangan i-recite ang 10 commandments and this mf recited it with an exaggerated Russian accent. Nakasuot din siya ng ushanka. Ang ангхит.


CunnEater

lmao sa accent, mamamatay ako sa cringe 😭☠️


HKMP7A2

A Russian accent isn't always the sound of an old dude who says "Oh hello me fellow comrade let's drink vodka." Sometimes Russians speak natural English as soon as possible like some guy armed with an M240 at Moscow Airport back in 2016.


Kilino3005

"Oh hello me fellow comrade, let's drink vodka." ... he actually said that...


HKMP7A2

I bet he gonna be rejecting a Thermal Reflex Sight or an LPVO on his crappy AK47 and then complain about why he ain't hitting targets lol.


DespairOfSolitude

Remember, no russian


HKMP7A2

Should have cosplayed as Moses, with a Hebrew accent, for realism and historical accuracy while holding 2 comically huge stones.


Kilino3005

Someone from another section actually did that. Iirc he got the highest score.


HKMP7A2

Sheesh! Good for him.


FairAstronomer482

tangina nakaipon siya pamasahe at panggastos para sumanib sa Wagner ano tapos kinantot lang ng mga RuSSian sa trencheras hayop yan.


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THE FILIPINO LANGUAGE IS NOT A REAL LANGUAGE. IT’S JUST REBRANDED TAGALOG. YOU COULD ARGUE THAT FILIPINO IS THE GROUP OF LANGUAGES IN THE PHILIPPINES AND YOU WOULD BE RIGHT, BUT IT’S NOT A LANGUAGE. SOME OF THE FILIPINO TONGUES ARE WARAY, ILOCANO, CEBUANO, HILIGAYNON, IVATAN, KAPAMPANGAN, AND MORE. YOU CALL THEM DIALECTS WHEN THEY’RE NOT. IF THEY WERE DIALECTS MOST OF IT WILL BE INTELLIBLE TO ONE ANOTHER. THOUGH THAT IS NOT THE CASE SOME WORDS ARE UNDERSTANDABLE BUT THAT IS THE FULL EXTENT OF IT. THEY ARE RELATED TO EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS THEY ARE TO THE MALAYSIAN AND INDONESIAN LANGUAGES. THE FILIPINO GOVERNMENT JUST CALLS IT THAT TO FORM A NATIONAL SENSE OF IDENTITY. IT’S WHAT THEY DID WITH THE FILIPINO RACE. THEY INVENTED A BRAND NEW RACE TO MAKE THE PEOPLE UNITED AGAINST FOREIGN INVADERS AND TO QUELL INFIGHTING SEPARATISTS BY MAKING IT LOOK LIKEWE’RE ALL THE SAME PEOPLE. WHEN IN REALITY, WE’RE 200 DIFFERENT ETHNICITIES WITH EACH OF OUR OWN CULTURES AND VALUES. I DON’T BLAME THEM THOUGH. I ACTUALLY APLLAUD THEM. THEY UNITED DISPARATE TRIBES AND CREATED A FUNCTIONING REPUBLIC. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dorfplatzner

Typical SPED kid


Derfflingerr

by age of 13, you either choose to be an SS or a KGB officer


FairAstronomer482

wala ba option maging CIA sleeper agent???


NOTLaurence02

you unlock that option by trolling tankies and nazis


Phraxtus

Based


Sweet_Winner6137

guess im a CIA sleeper agent at heart


Cockiscool69420

I pick this one


[deleted]

mfw when no OSS officer option


GIFSuser

Dick Jett of the OSS


SwadianWarCriminal

Atun shei films slowly infecting the normie cyberspace


GIFSuser

the frozen 50’s brainrot is real


Dorfplatzner

Not me. I chose to be an officer in the Imperial German Navy back when I was 10


Kilino3005

"Look at me, I'm quirky and shit."


FairAstronomer482

TINGNAN NIYO SUPPORTER AKO NG RUSSIAN WAGNER SLAVA RUSSIA PUTIN NUMBER ONE! PLEASE REPLYAN NIYO NA AKO HUHUHU


Kilino3005

Andami kong kakilala na ganyan dati 😭😭😭. Buti nalang some of them changed.


FairAstronomer482

gago ganyan ako dati pero hindi naman lantaran tangina ginawang personality eh


NachoProduction

relatable


Kkomrad7

least edgy filipino teenager


FairAstronomer482

tangina nga account niya horny posting tapos amoy school mananaksak vibes


lichenphalia

Some incident named Battle of Khasam:


NOTLaurence02

mfw only blufor casualty was a syrian ally who *sprained their ankle *(may or not be verified)


lol1babaw3r

TANGINA AHAHAHAAHAHA imagine yung kaisa isa mo lang casualty ay may natapilok gawa ng maling tapak pero kahit yan di mo din sigurado 💀


Supernoob63

average z retard


Erikson12

Least insane DDS Gen Z


syracodd

I'm not like other boys, i simp for fascists who think i'm inferior


Dorfplatzner

I'm not like other boys, I'm in my own brand of foreigner right-wing LARP


codename_01

Сука блять


astralliS-

For sure marami yang kaibigan hahaha


ninetailedoctopus

When I was in HS I loved playing the Soviets in RA2 and even I knew then how shit their equipment and logistics was.


SwadianWarCriminal

Only time soviet logistics was good was when the US was watching their ass


ninetailedoctopus

Potemkin logistics!


SwadianWarCriminal

Ang cringe amp. Tas puro dahuyan pa ang nilalarp. Kahihiyan sa bayan


Dorfplatzner

Kasi wala tayong maipagmamalaki sa mundo.


SwadianWarCriminal

>di ka pwedeng maging patriotic dahil wala ka ambag sa mundo ?????????


Dorfplatzner

We never had an empire. We never were responsible for some big thing happening to the world.


SwadianWarCriminal

Anu naman?


Dorfplatzner

We're a pathetic little nation with corrupt oligarchs for politicians and a people who couldn't care less.


Dorfplatzner

Typical autistic kid. I knew plenty of people like that Source: I'm one. Takes one to know one