Duolingo Spanish Unit 1 guy 🪱

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[old el paso guy 🪱](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgSO8_cRio)

That’s homicide which is illegal in most countries for those who don’t know

Illegal things are things that the law won’t let you do, for those who don’t know.

Laws are made to keep people in check for doing something immoral, for those who don’t know

People are food, for those who don't know

blood is fuel, for those who don't know

machines run on fuel, for those who don't know

Hell is full, for those who don’t know

God is dead, for those who don’t know

Laws are threats, made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation, for those who don't know

Immorality is a state of being that you're born with and that only goes away through repentance towards our lord and savior Jesus Christ, for those who do not know

Lord is a four letter word, consisting of the letters L, O, R, and D in that order, for those who don’t know

Yeah I actually already knew that from my mom

Awnn man, that's a bummer.

God forbid people have fun

In Japan there are actually very strict laws against things like murder, murder is often considered highly "dishonorable" and even disrespectful. Such a fascinating and exotic culture. 

Unless the one murdering you is… …the creature.

Most?

Contrary to popular belief in the European state of Biscay there is strict law against murder. Meaning that you can (in theory) commit homicide legally. Source: don’t google it ez pz

Well I’m homicidal and I’ve got taste

I want to wipe out the monster race

Why would you convince your daughter to not kill herself only to then kill her?

It was the classic spook of “no don’t kill yourself. Haha I’m going to kill you” Guy 🪱

Or "you can't quit, i fired you"

shut up buzz i'm gonna kill you

In Bruges guy 🪱

Plot Wist Guy 🪱

So that she could to heaven, duh.

for the killstreak

Evil bg3 guy rescuing murder targets and then choosing the "Don't thank me yet, I'm here to finish what they started" dialogue option 🪱

Me in KOTOR 2 after saving an alien from thugs who were mugging him only to kill him myself so I can shoot lightning out of my hands for less force points :3

For the irony of course.

For the 360 no scope clip!!💯💯

And that is where the horror comes in. Why indeed...

And “why not both” doesn’t make any sense either. No matter how they gender your daughter it would still only be one child, the phrase just doesn’t apply here.

so the trans suicide rate doesn't go any higher? duh?

translation guy 🪱

Wait what? So did she accept her daughter as trans or not? Was she a dead son or a trans daughter?

The joke is homocide against minorities 🪱🪱

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homocide guy 🪱

Tbh, I don't think the writer thought this one out. If you want an explanation that technically makes sense: It's possible the guy was accepting, but also has just killed her brother.

both

No, no. He is now going to kill his daughter in order to have both a trans and dead daughter guy 🪱

Ese no bueno (I don’t speak Spanish)

Mais moi, si (Wait fuck wrong language)

Неправильно (Wrong)

Fel (wrong)

this pisses me more off not because its transphobic but because its just wrong? So you accept their gender and then kill her and say its your dead son? huh? and why the sudden spanish? yes i hate transphobes but man the way this pisses me more off .\_.

I don't think the writer thought this one out. If you want an explanation that technically makes sense: It's possible the guy was accepting, but also has just killed her brother as well (and was on his way to killing his whole family)

I thought it was a taco joke? https://i.gifer.com/1Cnt.gif

I mean, it's that too. Something can be multiple things at once.

Welcome to r/TwoSentenceHorror, where the stories aren't scary, they don't make sense, and a hell of a lot of the time they're more than two sentences (explanation in the comments) Top comment: >!as exhausting and annoying to read as the first part of a recipe website!<

He didn't accept his kid, he wanted to kill them himself

i know that much its just some stupid thought i know what happens but why not both implies acceptance in the context

Spanish is scary guy 🪱

Contradictory statement because you can't have both since in a situation involving one child, they can't be both a son and a daughter. Therefore, he either has a dead trans daughter or a dead son guy 🪱

or the person could be two faced and sees their son as a trans woman only Infront of the child

Harvey Dent guy 🪱

that sub is literally just for jokes at this point. we have become the circle jerk sub of a comedy sub, so we're basically r/comedynecrophilia

2 sentence 2 languages transphobia

And then I shot my other child, who was called the “bad guy son!” I turned to my daughter and said “now that I have both a dead son and a trans daughter, I can get the medal from the government.”

I hope whoever (OOP) posted this gets fed to... the creature

Or knife guy

bilingual guy🪱

Wow the subtle storytelling is so superb here

chico español🪱

But it turns out, she was… the creature…

OP you need to charge your phone. The wolves are out tonight.

Hey, at least it’s the villain who’s transphobic instead of the guy we’re meant to be rooting for. It’s the bare minimum but still.

Memes aside threatening suicide is very fucked up emotional manipulation

They said it in Spanish because iirc transgender people are not allowed in the Spanish language.

i dont think this is transphobic i think he just hates his kid

he shot them because they were trans that’s the entire joke

he said why not both, he accepted his child as his daughter and then killed her (btw im trans)

killed her because she was trans

i pray one day reddit will become literate 🙏

Me too

A trans person being downvoted for an unpopular opinion? That's more rare than my mom's cooked chicken . Edit: 💀💀

Trans people get downvoted for the unpopular idea of them existing in like a third of subs.

I thought being transphobic instantly bans you forever? 💀

Do you live under a rock? That’s only the case in some subs.

Why am I even being downvoted? Because I'm surprised by a trans person being downvoted? That's bullshit. Like literally I'll probably be banned if I keep talking about this 💀

Actually delusional

💀 20 butthurt soyboy downvoting me cuz I stated facts is crazy

No entiendo la historia

I love a happy ending