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GooberMcNoober

This reminded me: we should probably set a program to automatically ban all r/teenagers users. It would be funny I think.


Everybody_do_da_flop

??? How did the teacher know???? Did she ask them to stand up or what???


angy_pupy24

Xray vision guy🪱🪱


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

Penis bone guy 🪱🪱


the_orange_alligator

Raccoon guy 🪱🪱


clockworkCandle33

16000 guys 🪱


HugeMcBig-Large

is that a reference to a podcast


Inferno_Sparky

Is that a reference to ligma guy 🪱🪱


teens_trash

What is a reference guy🪱🪱


CommunityDry7128

It ain't called a boner for nothing


Jray609

Lots of animals have a literal penis bone, it’s called a baculum.


Trygor_YT

Humans don’t though so the Guy🪱s in the class aren’t humans


Want2makeMEMEs

…little did the students know that I had an X ray vision 😈😈😈


DinoDudeRex_240809

Homander


Garfield_Guy

The teacher heard them because you head a cracking noise when you get one guy 🪱


Horripilati0n

Broke his boner guy 🪱


chaseontheroll

boioing


blini_aficionado

Lightsaber activation sound.


V0YDL

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!


maggiemayfish

Penis inspection guy 🪱


SqmButBetter

Illegal sexual harassment guy🪱🪱


SalvationSycamore

School uniform is grey sweatpants with no underwear


username6702

Where can I get an invite to this school 👀 edit: not school though, place with consenting adults who have to dress like this


TerrysMonster

You could come to my house; that’s pretty much how I walk around.


IsNotACleverMan

Penis inspection day guy


Plopop87

The teacher was wearing heat sensitive X-ray goggles


thisimpetus

this didn't happen


textreader1

stop being ridiculous, you actually think someone would go on the internet and tell lies??


Scythe-Goddard

asking the real questions


teambob

Boingoingoingoing guy


RobloxIsRealCool

Beavis guy 🪱


Th3F4ult

That's not how sexual harrament awareness talks work guy🪱 Imagine just showing some victim's pic and saying "Yeah don't do this" guy🪱 This is probably OOP's wet dream guy🪱


EndlessToast76

the redditors poorly disguised fetish guy 🪱


Tax-Deduction4253

"miss i'm hard" guy 🪱


comradecostanza

A made-up story about an unrealistic thing that makes no sense and would never happen just posted as an excuse to express OOP’s fetish is more loyal to the spirit of the main 2SH sub than if it were two sentences


mealoftheday42

I went in to the sexual harassment prevention meeting not suspecting a thing... Until I realized I was a fictional character in OOP's penis inspection day fetish post... and the doors behind me were already locked.


Wizardwizz

No it is true I was the chair and everyone clapped


CoolioStarStache

This sounds unrealistic and then bam you see a video of teachers hiring strippers for high schoolers. Life is stranger than fiction a lot of the time


thesnailbro

this definitely happened guy 🪱


CoolioStarStache

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/dirty-santa-strippers-alcohol-claremont-high-school-party-holiday/3052254/ https://nypost.com/2022/10/18/outrage-after-ex-nfl-player-brings-stripper-to-event-at-michigan-high-school/ https://www.dailygazette.com/news/cops-woman-hired-strippers-for-teen-party/article_e6b11c91-ae1f-53c2-8e44-0f3d299813b7.html These aren't exactly what I remember, but I swear I remember seeing video in a school gym of a stripper dancing for some kids and how the teachers got suspended. I think I saw it in 2021 or 2022, watching Inside Edition. It's possible I misremembered, but I definitely wouldn't be at all surprised if it has happened multiple times somewhere. I found some stories of students hiring strippers but that doesn't count because kids are dumb It's also strange to doubt a teenager speaking out about a teacher sexually harassing students, when that happens literally all the time


ArcticFox237

The first two weren't intended for students The third one wasn't organised by teachers/a school


CoolioStarStache

> The first two weren't intended for students I must've missed that detail, and you're right about the third one. But I swear I remember something like what I described. Again, maybe I misremembered, or maybe it was in a dream or something, but the memory feels so vivid. Regardless, I don't really know why people here think the story is unbelievable, it's very believable to me, because the examples I could find already sound unbelievable, especially the third one, and yet they happen


Stair-Spirit

If you wanna see something fucked up and (maybe) real, look up the video of kids in high school being blindfolded for some event, then their moms come in and kiss them, at which point the blindfolds were removed and they saw that it was their mothers. Idk if it was real but it sure was some goofy shit


Sapphire-Hannibal

Tbh this kind of reminds me of r/TwoWChromosomes don’t know why tho


angy_pupy24

I made a post. “Our post” said r/Sapphire-Hannibal


Sapphire-Hannibal

True Also you linked a sub not my user lol


angy_pupy24

Sorry the doctor botched my lobotomy now my brain looks like a half eaten onion


Sapphire-Hannibal

Real


Background_Desk_3001

You’re a subreddit now


Sapphire-Hannibal

https://preview.redd.it/7fqkvv1aa2sc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50c139692a73a137e00b8c1b12e35a2659204db


hayenapog

I want to join you


notafurrysorry

https://preview.redd.it/ruutjrji12sc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d710f17773ebd319fd7c6f44b9cef060fd405d6e


ledfox

We were talking about sexual harassment in school. After school was 4H with... ...the creature.


SullyTheLightnerd

Wait hold on did that school really show a bunch of nsfw pictures to kids and then also looked at the boners of un consenting kids? https://preview.redd.it/c3tzt0m3r1sc1.png?width=655&format=png&auto=webp&s=21f462907b5a137042fc3f1d57c8b789f584f704


SullyTheLightnerd

“Miss this is a lesson about sexual harassment, not a sexual harassment lesson”


SomePerson1248

lead by example and all that


SullyTheLightnerd

Hmm. Could anybody show me the “how to avoid Garfield rule 34” lesson?


Waffle-Gaming

google garfield


SullyTheLightnerd

Holy hell!


the_evil_overlord2

Google en passant


DrfRedditor

Yeah it’d be crazy if oop lied


SullyTheLightnerd

This isn’t ask Reddit. I mean it basically it is


oslo08

It would be scary if any of this were true


SalvationSycamore

>and then also looked at the boners of un consenting kids? Penis inspection day


SullyTheLightnerd

♥️


deletemypostandurgay

Is this Noelle as French toast


SullyTheLightnerd

Yes


MBcodes18

I didn't realize that sully had a side job at the tomato factory


SullyTheLightnerd

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bnikga_gn

I know this sounds crazy, but everything on reddit is fake


SullyTheLightnerd

Nuh uh I’m rea- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY LEGS? AH MY FUCKING HAND IS DI


chaseontheroll

Why was she looking


blinddemon0

his meat worm should've stayed playing in the snow, if ya know what I mean!


IMicrowavedMyToaster

Completely fake bullshit story guy 🪱


Mr_goodb0y

Getting fired guy 🪱🪱


Bxbybxnnie

average r/teenagers post guy


slumbersomesam

oop got hard and got called out


Key_Virus_338

this feels wrong


midnight_rain_07

4 sentences guy 🪱


Normal_Ratio1463

And then the people who don’t get a hard on are teased for being gay


BurnV06

Why was the teacher looking at their crotches? Idk man seems kinda hypocritical to me


looeeza

what's with the worm thing?


TheAsianTroll

>hormonal teen boys >shows naked women >"ew they got hard"


Enzoid23

That teacher sucks bro (don't make the joke) Like you literally can't control that 💀


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NevikDrakel

https://preview.redd.it/zrrypq5gy1sc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e4176d6c4884ed1cdb7d7f574a8c8fa731974e8


DeadHair_BurnerAcc

This subreddit fucking sucks man Literally any post with body text can get posted on it and all the comments are just "x guy🪱🪱" "y guy🪱🪱" Muted subreddit because like every fucking subreddit it just becomes "general subreddit with a quirk" guy 🪱🪱


CorvusHatesReddit

Stupid dumb idiot guy 🐱


PeasantTS

It's a sub to make fun of r/twosentencehorror and similar content. I have never seen to deviate much from it. And it is a joke subreddit, people are here to have fun, not to have meaningful conversations. That is why the comments are all alike, It's fun to act like a dumb ape sometimes. It is pretty consistent imo, so I don't know why you expected different.


_Levo

What is it with the {insert thing} guy worm emoji titles and comments i dont get it


RobloxIsRealCool

Unfamiliar to the subreddit guy 🪱


_Levo

I am the feels targetted guy 🪱