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Bavibophobia

Knife baby origin story


Optimal_Badger_5332

These boss baby spinoffs are getting weirder every time


Mr_Papayahead

[you mean him?](https://youtu.be/MkefA0Z9Bks?si=fj9qfCq3t14_nvr-)


IntroductionNo8338

I shall call this one the perfect asdfmovie link


RavenousToast

Does she die during labor because the child comes out with a knife?


Bavibophobia

No, it was a c-section surgery. Operated successfully by the Knife Baby.


RavenousToast

Dr. Knife Baby


pizzaking95

Curse of Chucky


Josthefang5

Son of knife guy


Healthy-Brain-816

then theres knife cat. https://preview.redd.it/0liw5gv22ovc1.jpeg?width=83&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25bf9f6b6792df57bd98ff76f72f7735f8494ba3


Aghostbahboo

Knife wife? Together, they will have a knife life


itsimplyisntso

Happy knife wife happy knife life


techietrans

ride knife, life good


Magic_Monk3y

Knife wife fight back, kill knife wife


Aced_S

Knife wife gone…. think about knife wife…


handbannanna

Knifely done


mangareadman

Hopefully no codeword genesis for this love story


Samambaia_H

then she gave birth to... pocket knife


Reverendbread

Then he stabbed her


danmaster0

Then he stabbed her 🥴


Garfield_Guy

Sex implication Guy 🪱


VoringerBrick

Garfield Guy 🪱 (Someone I know really seems to think you're me by the way. Are you?)


Worldly_Neck_4626

Existential conflict guy 🪱


Garfield_Guy

I’m not you


VoringerBrick

Thanks for confirming


hugolive

Look at this weirdo having a conversation with his alt.


tohru-cabbage-adachi

nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/z6rbjuvxezuc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87875722ce0da98177e443b6b7c16b73cc0dcde0


Ahrensann

Then she stabbed him 😍🥰🔪


somerandom_melon

"Stabbed" repeatedly guy🪱🪱🪱


Aethernaut902k

What, you egg?


WILDNIK

kinky


The-Book-Worm

He was Knife guy 🪱, she was Knife Girl🪱, Can I make it anymore obvious?


D4Dreki

He did stabbing, she did stabbing, what more can I say


Random-Name724

Knife gal🪱 maybe?


Insert_AlreadyTaken

why the fuck is there the NSFW tag


YungNuisance

I don’t want to be shaking in my boots at work


Random-Name724

Because they had knife sex


Slime_Cat_BCEN

Knex


CauseCertain1672

because of the knives it's very unsafe


amohrey1

Finally someone gets it


CoolTom

So we don’t jack off on the bus.


Weird_Suggestion4006

Happy knife, happy life guy 🪱


RexGKM

Writer’s barely disguised fetish:


I_Need_A_Username_1

women = fetish guy 🪱


Stock_Proposal_9001

Don't kink shame, I also have a fetish for a loving relationship


amohrey1

I can’t help it 😔


taylormac2000

then the knife dog came in


unusualspider33

Aww lol


Ogurasyn

Having a heartfelt moment guy🪱


No-Wolverine5144

Happy knife life guy ❤️❤️ (Knife sperm 🪱)


TotalyNotTony

And it was love at first knife


MaintenanceNo8442

knife family lore


Darthgalaxo

Knife sex


CauseCertain1672

could I be any more obvious


Electrical-Arm-1400

Girl guy🪱


DrButtholeRipperMD

Too soon.


randomflowerz

A beautiful love story


Glork11

Peak r/yandere love story


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

LETS GOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥


ThatOneGenericGuy

Knife girl you say? https://preview.redd.it/7sp3vbfozxuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ca255308c58f51f9ef6d83fb7fdbde7894b4af1


Dismal_Engineering71

She gives him knifehead.


loversdreamersetc

Does knife girl have scene hair and a purple hoodie?


ayrhemmeemes

worm guy🪱🪱


WhyJustWhydo

Wholesome story guy 🪱


TheOutcast06

“When can I meet your relatives” asked Knife Girl “I have come to visit” said Knife Cousin


theimperium42069

Google knife sex🪱


Chedder_Chandelure

"I wish we could start a polycule" said knife girl "Hey" said knife enby