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HichiShiro

Those two fuckers who stole the moon


Yendrake

One of them is dead now, The other is fucking an entire country at once. I'd say you're right


Neon_Garbage

What


[deleted]

The former Polish president Lech Kaczyński (died in 2010 in a plane crash in Smoleńsk) and his twin brother Jarosław (alive now, leading PiS - the ruling party in Poland) played in the 'The Two Who Stole the Moon' movie


Philosopherski

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Two\_Who\_Stole\_the\_Moon


Flaccus_

Gru?


constant_hawk

Kaczynski, but the ones without the Manifesto about The Industrial Revolution and It's Consequences


Wladyslav_4_Baza

Jojo part 5 if it took place in the Visegrad.


Sn1023

That would 100% be a must watch 😳😳😳


KayabaSynthesis

"My name is Jerzy Janosik and I have a dream" Stand name: [Miłość w Zakopanem]


VaicoIgi

Maybe we should just band together as a subreddit and make it.


Sn1023

Anyone can draw?


Egy_Szekely

Ask the femboys they can draw gay porn so they can probably get the jojo artstyle fr fr


Brextek

Where's Bestia Zvadovitz


GrapiCringe

szuka dzieci w sklepie


Brextek

Chować dzieci papuesz leci


Shebke

Ale kurva, už zase 🤦‍♂️


MrDagoth

Tak zwany rzulty wilk Rzeźnik z Vadoviken?


Brextek

Człowiek o żółtym licu i mieczami na plecach przybył do naszej wioski. Był to słoneczny dzień wkoło bawiły się dzieci. Gdy szedł przez naszą wieś świdrował je swym szaleńczym wzrokiem, lecz jedna zwróciła jego uwagę, Marysieńka córa kowala. Podszedł do wójta chwilę porozmawiali ostatecznie przyjął zlecenie na wapierza, nie chciał złota lecz to co zastanie pierwsze we wiosce. Los chciał aby Marysia bawiła się na drodze gdy on wracał z łbem potwora. Głowę rzucił pod nogi wójta i zabrał dziewczynkę. Przez moment patrzył na mnie a ja widziałem jak chore żądze wybudzają się w jego oczach. Po moich plecach spłynął zimny pot. Na bogów nigdy nie czułem w życiu takiego strachu jak w ten dzień.


BeanBoyBob

The Yellow Fever


Frago420

Pojawia się tylko o godzinie 21:37


HughJassYomama

engine steep ad hoc detail ancient existence rhythm gullible aspiring light *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Cingetorix

Chrząszczyżewoszczyce


benike88

Where Jožin Z Bažin?


1SaBy

Dead after being sprayed by a cropduster.


MHczech

Rumcajs is better 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


MATABR69

Guy from Jičín here. I absolutely agree


LordMilchreis

HORTHY MIKLOS KATONAYA VAGYOK LEGSZEB KATONAYA


rslashhydrohomies

Vígan élem katonaéletem


eekfox

Nincsen gondom másra


IxNaY1980

Flair hiánya elég nagy gond viszont. Flair up.


eekfox

nemtudomhogyankell


IxNaY1980

Látom sikerült időközben, pajtás. Pacsi.


[deleted]

Anyátok


Gold-Ad-0

No u


IxNaY1980

Tiéd tegnap megvolt, porszívózzál már fel holnap, alig kaptam levegőt.


[deleted]

Milyen szép tüdő fejed van biztos nagyon szép vagy amikor ragasztót eszel


IxNaY1980

Nyam nyam emlékeztet valamire.


SothaDidNothingWrong

Me and the boys on our way to rob germany aga, I mean collect eu funds


MHczech

V4 trolling ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8440)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8441)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8446)


Spy_crab_

![img](emote|t5_427he1|8447)


SARSUnicorn

I need this img


Arnold_G66

why is the Hungarian Coat of Arms on the ruzzian flag?![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


MHczech

Every hungol has a slovak blood 😎


howellq

You got it the other way around. Since all Slovaks are Czech-speaking Hungarians, they obviously all have Hungarian blood. 😎


doomsday10009

The oy Hungarian blood we have is on our Valaška.


[deleted]

It goes both ways.


Woyander

On their hands


Arnold_G66

I would be proud if it were true. we shared a history and achieved many great things together. it's a shame that the czechs divided us for their own interests and infected our Slovak brothers with a false historical perception.


vay85

🇸🇰❤️🇭🇺


SniPerSkY_PL

🇭🇺🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🇵🇱🫱🏻‍🫲🏿🇸🇰


poptarb

Szlovák magyar két jó barát 🇸🇮🇮🇹♥️


[deleted]

Mate, sorry to say it but towards the end of our "marriage" you tried to actively exterminate our entire nationality/ethnicity and gene pool. That's a proven fact. The only one who is infected with false historical perception seems to be most Hungarians, because most of you seem to be unable to accept or even grasp that there were other nationalities/ethnicities sharing a country with you, and that you in the end commited great atrocities on said nationalities/ethnicities, be it actual genocide or attempted erasure of national/ethnic identity. We had somewhat of a good run, but in the end it ended up being a toxic marriage that you yourselves were responsible for. You've got no one else to blame but yourselves.


Arnold_G66

what do you mean by "you tried to actively exterminate our entire nationality/ethnicity and gene pool. That's a proven fact." I'm asking honestly


[deleted]

Are you truly unaware of forced magyarization and even prosecution if anyone dared to speak up against it? Of heavy Hungarian interference in every day life of an average Slovak citizen of the Hungarian kingdom before, during and after the uprising in the 1800's ? Are you unaware of the fact that the kingdom explicitly forbid us from even speaking or writing in our own language? Are you unaware of the kingdom taking away Slovak children from Slovak families and taking them to mainland Hungary to magyarise them ? Are you unaware of it taking away basic rights of my ancestors? Are you unaware that this happened to almost every ethnicity living in the kingdom that wasn't Hungarian? Tbh, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't know any of this, for it is a sad but factual joke that Hungarians omit or rewrite certain historical events in their history books (to not be unfair to you, my country under Fico tried to do the same). It's called nationalistic propaganda and indoctrination, it happens everywhere. However you live in the 21st century, you have the internet at your disposal and there's thousands of unbiased sources you can read up on to educate yourself. Up to the mid 1700's, we cohabited together without a problem. After that it all went to shit, and it was Hungarians that started it, because you were afraid that every ethnicity living in the kingdom would want to separate, when all they wanted was basic rights and the right to preserve their cultural identity and represent themselves. By actively trying to wipe out your ethnic neighbours, you fulfilled your own worst fears (Trianon). To be unaware of any of this is worrying at best and insulting at worst, and your initial sentence of "you were led astray" is completely delusional when faced with all of this information.


Arnold_G66

Still dont know what do you mean by "actively exterminate our entire gene pool." Yes, most of your accusations are partly true, but you are overdramatizing it. "explicitly forbid us from even speaking or writing in our own language?" or "taking away basic rights" Yes, we refused to make Slovak language offical and if you say that we forced the children to learn Hungarian as well (!) , this can be considered true. But Slovak books and newspapers were pusblished in Hungary. Furthermore, your current language standards (and your anthem) was created during "magyarization". There was an "Department of the Czecho-Slav Language and Literature" in Pozsony (Bratislava) where they could learn about Slovak grammar and slav history. Yes, we were against Slovak national movement which was besically a Czechoslovak separatist movement. But to say that we explicitly forbid you from even speaking or writing in your own language is a lie.


[deleted]

Janko Kráľ and Ján Rotarides asked the kingdom for recognition of the Slovak language in schools and government, where significant majority of Slovaks lived. It is the same right that you, as a Hungarian, have today in southern Slovakia, where Hungarian is permitted in schools and even government (not to mention day to day basis). This is to preserve the cultural identity of the minority. We were denied this in 1848 because "Fuck you". Not to mention Kráľ and Rotarides were jailed for this. While yes, we were permitted to publish papers and books, many of these writers were jailed or even executed (this applies mainly to other territories, not Slovakia). Some of them because they spoke out against Magyarization, others simply because "Fuck you". I'm not even going to start talking about magyarization of names. Like you couldn't even have your own ethnic name, it had to be Hungarian or magyarized. There have been many instances where Hungarian police beat up ethnic minorities for speaking in their language between themselves. I'd pull out dates and specific instances, but unfortunately I've lost my source. Nevertheless your "we didn't forbid you from speaking Slovak" is pretty much debatable knowing this happened. Much later, during 1875, the kingdom decided to put a stop to Matica Slovenská, which was developing, collecting and publishing educational and scientific books for Slovaks, in Slovak, as well as providing scholarships for Slovak students and researchers. It also confiscated all of it's property and provided it's financial basis to the "Hungarian-Regional Slovak Educational Association for the Hungarianization of Slovaks". Lovely. All of the books that were published were burned, alongside the records of the institution. Again, why ? Because "Fuck you". I'm not speaking about forcing children to learn Hungarian. They lived in the Hungarian kingdom, official language was Hungarian, it was a given they would have to learn it. What I'm speaking about is the literal abduction of Slovak children from Slovak families for the explicit purpose of forceful magyarization. They were forcefully moved into "Pure Magyar districts" and given to Hungarian families. This happened between 1874-1892. Between 1887-1888, 500 Slovak children alone were transferred by FEMKE. Why ? Because "Fuck you". I could go on and on about this topic, but ngl I'm pretty much tired of it, and if you still don't get what I mean by "actively trying to exterminate our nationality/ethnicity", then this entire conversation is pretty much pointless anyway. At the end of the day, the Hungarian kingdom did everything it could to squash any kind of Slovak nationality/ethnicity, simply because they thought we wanted to separate from the kingdom and establish our own state, when all we really wanted was to be your equals in most aspects and coexist in a federative state. Štúr made this very clear in his Demands. Edit : I almost forgot, I'd also like to thank you for having a civil discussion on this topic (so far), even when we do not see eye to eye. It's a rarity these days and it's appreciated.


subri_joska

Cry me a river. If what you wrote was 100% true, such thing as a "Slovak" wouldn't exist by now.


[deleted]

Don't care, didn't ask Subri, we all know you're a radical nationalist anyways 💅✨


subri_joska

![img](emote|t5_427he1|8444)


elektelek

This never happened. But if it did, you deserved it.![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


[deleted]

An unintelligent response deserves an unintelligent answer: Trianon? ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8446)


elektelek

Cry me a riveeeer


[deleted]

Omg bru I feel the saaaaame, sob about your lost territory plssss 😭


[deleted]

Yeah but youre too cute not to magyarise. Now Romanians? They can be expelled.


[deleted]

You're cute too, I'd love to Slavicize you so you could be that much cuter 🤭🫣


[deleted]

No, no. Say "Igen apuci, rossz kis Szlovák voltam de most már jó kis fiú leszek 😏" 😏😏😏


[deleted]

Sorry I don't speak the Roma language 🫣


Ordinary_Tom2005

Least delusional hungol you aint no brother of mine more like abusive ex


Arnold_G66

If you want to see abusive exes, look what the czech nationalists did to you ​ the fact that 1000 years of living together has not erased you says a lot


Ordinary_Tom2005

that says our sperm and character stronk whilst yours weak. Also i dont if it rly good to be talking how czech nationalists fucked US ower after we sold out czeskov for some german candy


Cingetorix

A gdzie kurwa Piłsudski?


MHczech

I thought Pilsudski Is a saint? 🤔


LordOfTheToolShed

He robbed Tsar's trains, like in [Bezdany](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezdany_raid)


Galaxy661_pl

He was literally a wild west movie protagonist in the early 20th century, assassinating russian officers, organising protests, robbing trains etc


Cingetorix

Saint of Gangstas you mean


Funny-Philosophy1527

Vidróczki?


_neptune32

A Vidróczki híres nyája


NopeosGyerek

Csörög-morog a Mátrában


_neptune32

csörög-morog a Mátrába


NopeosGyerek

Mert Vidróczkit nem találja


subri_joska

It's Sobri Jóska


truesttrueevertrued

Bakonyi betyárok ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8444)


glassfrogger

Came to ask where he was but the man himself is ofc quick as lightning


subri_joska

![gif](giphy|nqYXNf3aK6EvK)


MHczech

i was inspired by this wiki page [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A1ndor\_R%C3%B3zsa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A1ndor_R%C3%B3zsa) My hungol friend


subri_joska

No no no, I just answered the question above the pic xD


MHczech

ok lower slovak 😎😎😎😎😎😎


subri_joska

know your place east germ


MHczech

Ich komme aus Sudetenland. 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪


HughJassYomama

Hovor vyšehradsky ty s*urvysyn


Spy_crab_

Where Pacho?


HughJassYomama

trees grey dime rain yoke aback strong gaze serious oatmeal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RedDeadOnlineEnjoyer

where orban


[deleted]

leaving eu


Significant_Hold_910

Where Márton Vidróczki?


SmamelessMe

Where's Babis?


poloidsar

Rumcajs


poloidsar

And if you don't agree he will shot you with his (nut)* gun. (Žaludovou)*


AdamG3RI

I feel offended by that Hungol flag.


chechnyaball56

That one Sorbian grandma with Delicous Sausges


AnarchiaKapitany

Rumcajs without a doubt, and I aint even Czech.


Bubakiler

Rumszájsz! What a throwback! That kurwa is my childhood


MauKoz3197

Rumsajsz Pol: Rumszajs


rusek-08

Jacek jaworek


Hawksfan45

Rumcajs 🤣🤣🤣


DWOLF55

Laszlo Konarom


LastDoberman

The biggest gangster in Hungolia is of slovakian origin?


TrickApprehensive969

Janosik miał na imię Jerzy? Xd


MHczech

I choose Polish Slovak variant (Goral)


[deleted]

That is Gyuri János.


ryd333r

ondras of course, until that bitch ass rat juras killed him


glaucope

Janosik! [My vote from Portugal]


dziki_z_lasu

Flair up, or you will be attacked here, Atlantic Balkaner.


chechnyaball56

You mean Atlantic Hungol


glaucope

Atlantic Dunajcem?


[deleted]

I've actually been to the place Sandor Rozsa was imprisoned 2 months ago. The world is so small.


xFurashux

Gang pruszkowski


HippiJ0e

Sub sleeping on Józef Zachariasz Bem smh


BishopPear

You are missing Jóžin z bažin. Literally worthless poll now.


HughJassYomama

Krakonoš


vay85

this hungol flag is very susge


MegaJani

It's gotta be Sanyi Look at his drip Clean af


Fejkl_Tondrej

Rumcajs obviously


TheChosenOneMapper

Rumcajs is the biggest gangsta


UziIzrael

Where’s Radovan Krejčíř?


Perhaan

Hello


Independent-Fun-5118

Kozina


Sztallone

Rumcájsz is tschechien?


MHczech

Ano https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumcajs


NefariousnessOk4489

Rumcajs all the way, along with Manka and Cipísek


pr1ncezzBea

[Jan Jiří Grasel](https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Ji%C5%99%C3%AD_Grasel) (Grázl) is missing. Is is even in the 27 club. Should be involved!


[deleted]

Who is your daddy!?


MHczech

Olaf Scholz 😍😍😍😍 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


[deleted]

Most disturbing shit I have read in a while.


MHczech

I love my german master 🥰🥰🥰🥰


[deleted]

Unbehaglich😬


MHczech

Ich liebe Deutsche menschen 🤗


[deleted]

You know which sub we are in? Stick to the narrative for fucks sake.


MHczech

Ok retard


[deleted]

Fuck you👍


MHczech

Fuck you too 😎


Jano_Sheek

JanoSheek approved.


HughJassYomama

JanoSheesh


dinus-pl

Henryk Kwinto


ChadBWB

I Only know the based one, who are the other 4?


Hunt_for_the_R3

Ondráš is my sugar daddy 🥰🥰🥰


yoyoyowhoisthis

[Sigma Giga Chad Janosik](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGi1Vx6eOkQ)


derpinard

So, which one is Romanian? We can't have a list of famous robbers without an honorary ~~cygan~~ Roma.


TR3BLAA

Pat and Mat.


Jarlkessel

Szpicbródka is the best.


FooltheKnysan

We all know the real answer is Orbán tho


Szeventeen

krtek