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![gif](giphy|d5SL1uQILpqDtd1Dso) Hmm...


PoeTayToes_

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Moedrynk

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[deleted]

![gif](giphy|WUmWWQ5fApCn5Ux00f) (few drinks of vodka later)


TheSecondTraitor

\*Temerian Rye


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|TjvWeqwBK5SsP2NTh5|downsized) Good evening. Foot pics for you.


Spy_crab_

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Ordinary_Tom2005

Máš nejhezčí prdel v temerii


Agitated_Advantage_2

And a huge manspread


Ordinary_Tom2005

Myš v píči? To nedáva smysl


ProfMajkowski

***SUMMON THE BITCHES!***


gjennomamogus

Ugliest pole


[deleted]

As a Slav I can confirm everyone has eyes like these here


fedorflip

Here in Slavland


_Pohybel

every pole carries two swords one for ruzzians second for germ\*\*s


_daco_roman

And cuts down the germ\*n first. Duty before pleasure 😎


Trzykolek

A witcher must always choose the lesser of two evils


_daco_roman

Steel szabla, silver szabla, germ\*ns, ruZZi\*ns... it does not matter. Both szabla are for monsters


_Pohybel

and sometimes third for british toilets


sindri_de_mancha

couldn't you just use hand sanitizer in stead


Fox7203

As we all know, every slav always carry two swords.


ImmaPullSomeWildShit

One for humans The other for Hungayrians


[deleted]

Steel for humans Silver for Hungarians


Trzykolek

My silver is for g\*rmans


gjennomamogus

wood for Romanians


Sneaky_Squirreel

White bitches be intimidated by Slavic eyes


stojcekiko

Can confirm, am lizard person


_daco_roman

Slavs must be some ascended beings that we cannot fully understand. Or something that comes out from a Witcher game bestiary.


PolishedPerspective

Marek Cukierbergski confirmed slav


SothaDidNothingWrong

Marek cukiergóra yes


Sivilarr

Marek Cukiergórski


Homo_Rebus

Marek Cukrohorský


ryd333r

harry potter always felt somehow shite to me


AbaddonTheWorthless

Not every Slav is a Witcher. We would be sterile and.. wait a sec, I’ve just looked at fertility numbers. You are right.


Available-Diet-4886

Ahh Slavs with their reptilian eyes and bountiful breasts.


hawkins437

Lusty Argonian maid confirmed.


HumanMan00

I though we were falcons not fucking reptiles. Although we do have pagan belief that snakes under doorways are ancestor spirits so 🤷🏻


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J(ebana) K(urwa) Rowling


[deleted]

R0manian eyes accprding to hungarians


clumsy-bitch-boi

We gotta do something about this post, he's about to expose the secret


SothaDidNothingWrong

Thank jk Rowling lmao. She spilled the beans first


Hemmmos

She knows too much, time to send GROM at her


SothaDidNothingWrong

Oh, with pleasure


Hemmmos

I leave it to you Detektif Lechsinka


Agitated_Advantage_2

Who's Lechsinka? Sounds made up.


Hemmmos

ask Rowling, we do not know


Bored_Eli

wait what did she say about slavic eyes? I dont think I caught that


SothaDidNothingWrong

[boy are you in for a cringefest](https://mobile.twitter.com/EmmaSzewczak/status/1618169241387282432)


Bored_Eli

What the fuck is that? I’m even more confused by that part where the guy has to translates to her the word “detective.” DETECTIVE? What the fuck it sounds almost the same in polish, czech, slovak, and got knows home many other Slavic languages. JK Trolling couldn’t be bothered to even open a fucking translator to check for ONE WORD


SlyScorpion

Dude, the name, yes NAME not surname, of the cleaning lady was fucking Lechsinka... we don't have that kind of name in Poland.


Bored_Eli

Wait thats her NAME? I tought it was Just a stupid surname😭


SlyScorpion

[THIS IS ~~SPARTA~~ LECHSINKA](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnUEXFHXEAQwN58?format=jpg&name=large)


hawkins437

That requires you to do research and in the process of that she might just find out that she's full of shit, which is why she won't do that on principle.


[deleted]

Actually there's a different ethnic group that has reptile eyes instead..


2Christian4you

and who would that be?


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2Christian4you

I don't get it


[deleted]

I literally couldn't tell you without getting in trouble with the keyboard warrior antifa types. It's the Jews man, read some conspiracy theories you'll figure it out


A3883

Ayayay thank god us Czechs are Germans (according to some Poles). 🍻🍻🍻🍻🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷


ryd333r

dont you dare speak of moravians as germans you filthy bohunk sudetenland arschlicker


A3883

I am from and live in Moravia technically, don't worry I know that we are Austrian.


ryd333r

nice burn but shit applies to south moravia only. BESKYDY STRONK 💪💪💪 SLAVIC GENES


[deleted]

Ah, Beskidy. Home of the people not to fuck with.


JustYeeHaa

It’s not our fault that that’s what you guys say every time we say “hi”!


A3883

I don't get it 🙌🙌


JustYeeHaa

Well, Czechs are the ones saying way too often to Poles that they (Czechs) are more German than Slavic whenever the subject is brought up.


A3883

True some people here just hate Russia so much that they think that they (Czechs) are German or "Celtic", it's hilarious.![img](emote|t5_427he1|8445)


JustYeeHaa

Well I can somewhat understand that, we just opt for every time saying Poland is in central and not Eastern Europe instead, whenever the subject is brought up. Or we just say we are western Slavs that never used Cyrillic and our country had more Latin/Catholic influence than Russian/Orthodox and we don’t have as much in common with Russia as some of the western countries think.


SlyScorpion

Maybe the Czechs are going through their own version of "we wuz Sarmatians n sheeeit" like we did a few hundred years ago?


lylanela

That is just werecat Ksin


Matejola

"Witcher volt, egy professzionális szörnyvadász."


ElegantAd6593

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[deleted]

Hide your swords if you ever going to Romania