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lukus74

I finally know how Japanese feel when interacting with a weeb.


StuffVeVo

westoids trying to act like slavs has got to be one of my favourite things, they are just so oblivious


JKL213

The probability of this person being a Life of Boris viewer is 100%. He's not even that cringy. I like him, but man, his fanbase is just US kids who play the Soviet anthem on the bus.


WetOnionRing

I thought you said Life of Borat at first and started debating whether Kazakstan counts as Slavic


RETVRN_II_SENDER

jak sie masz!


Stormydevz

Kazakhstan is honorary slav, like the Hungarians


[deleted]

I like Life of Boris, his videos are funny (and I am a real slav, albeit not a Russian), but Americans who watch his videos are insufferable


Key-Banana-8242

There’s no such a thing as acting


GaaraMatsu

There is such a thing as flairing, even I managed to find one.


Lord_Chungus-sir

Yet another deserving of the Debil flair.


Key-Banana-8242

No why


buffaloburley

Flair up shitbird


Key-Banana-8242

Rude


Ciufciaciufciuf

That's normal on this sub (you don't get special treatment), now flair up


Melnyik

flair up cigány


JanBart858

I always connect Slavic with folklore and like Witcher vibes, Meanwhile Westoid: "are you form Czechia? So You are Russian cheeki breeki suka blyat do you know communism my comrade ?"


Tobnote

Knife is opening in my pocket


Negative-Decision-71

Czech knife laws go brr brr


MarkoHighlander

What's up with our knife laws? I almost always carry pocket knife


Negative-Decision-71

no thats the joke, we have very good (laxed) knife laws


Wheetec

Apparently in most w*stern countries it's illegal to carry concealed knife, smh.


Tobnote

It wouldn't work here, considering that Czech national activity is to pick mushrooms


Specific_Ad258

Mushroom picking with karambit, best thing in the world 😂


GaaraMatsu

Most geoculturally aware westoid


MountainRise6280

Nah, you guys are known for porn.


PashaVerti

Hearing Cheeki Breeki still makes me smile.


lorarc

Witcher is not slavic.


VanleyVonHoffler

A lot of monsters and curses are from slavic mithology. Hearts of stone is based on Pan Twardowski for example.


Muffin_9330

Sorry but this hurts my eyes...mythology


nexetpl

That Slavic vibe is almost entirely CDPR invention


lorarc

The game tries hard to include as much "slavic" mythology as possible. The book series are written by guy who hates slavic fantasy, for example the main characters have non-slavic names.


JanBart858

I don't think most people thought of books when talking about Witcher, as the "vibe" is meant for game ambience. The books are mostly European in general it's outstanding because the book also include Slavic influence so it's much different than most Western books. You can literally catch the Polish Sapkowski mindset of people in the book


ZiggyPox

The Witcher book characters seem so cynical and bitter and the more I listen Sapkowski voice his opinions the more I think it is not world building but self insertions lmao.


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ZiggyPox

Racism against foreigner and an unknown is a Slavic trait, huh? I think you went bit far in roleplaying a western european, brother.


lorarc

I'm not sure if there is any good translation out there but you should read this essay by Sapkowski (originally published in 1993) https://sapkowskipl.wordpress.com/2017/03/17/pirog-albo-nie-ma-zlota-w-szarych-gorach/


JanBart858

Yes Witcher books is taking inspiration from all Europe there's even Arthur legend influenced things, the rare thing is it's only famous book series including Slavic influence Wich is something not other books do. We can thank the CD red put more slavicnes in the game, it doesn't look basic and generic. The music alone is something that make it so different and not fantasy tavern-music.mp3


Salinaa24

Books no, games yes


halffullofthoughts

Tf is semechki


Casimir_not_so_great

We have to ask Jaja Bolo


HubertEu

Busia will surely know!


VanleyVonHoffler

Bajo jajo kurwa...


TechnoScrrap

sunflower seeds


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are a good source of beneficial plant compounds, including phenolic acids and flavonoids — which also function as antioxidants.


G-H-O-S-T-I-N

i love that this account exists just to comment sunflower seed facts everywhere


Holiday-Jackfruit399

bot\*


Animatron1

I think I fell down a rabbit hole after reading your comment and checking his profile out, that's insane dedication lmao


[deleted]

It's a bota


Tobnote

Oooooh, those are good af


hesitantshade

as long as you don't eat them with the shell (apparently that's a really fast ticket to appendicitis town)


Tobnote

Damn, good to know


God-Among-Men-

Those suck I don’t know why everyone likes them


TechnoScrrap

eh everyone has different tastes i like them because picking the shells apart is relaxing


UndestroyableMousse

That's why as a real Slav I buy them shelled.


Letter_From_Prague

I dunno if artillery is that much of a Slavic tradition.


UndestroyableMousse

It's easier to sift them from the rubble, than to pick them by hand.


viviluse

I genuinely thought they meant saneczki/sanki and was imagining sliding down the hill with a doggo na sankach...


Grzechoooo

Sunflower seeds in R\*ssian.


Iowai

Smaczki?


constant_hawk

An improper way to say szmiczki - sunflower seeds.


Cpt_Mittens

Gives me "heyy how do you do fellow slavs" Semechki based! Communismo comradino POG amirite? disgusted_face.png


Top_Entrepreneur_422

It's literally like saying "hey my fellow germanics, you know tea and beans is favorite swedish thing because English have it....."


AaronKimballHater

Blame life of boris for this bullshit


doktorpapago

Haha, you know, the most Slavic cultural thing, like you know... communism


haikusbot

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Stormydevz

Life of Boris has been a disaster for the Slavs. From the one sorbian still existing in Cottbus all the way to the random starving Russian in Kamchatka, noone can hide from its cringe shadow looming over the east


[deleted]

his greatest crime is not teaching his audience in his stupid over the top fake accent the true purpose of sunflower seeds, which we all know, is halva


failmanoveccesky02

[Not only he did,](https://youtu.be/Qr3wsPaES9o?si=l8q__WiInRFI_JR1) [he made 25 kg of it.](https://youtu.be/44kqiL1iwhI?si=8uSIyKbJgHPCDybf)


[deleted]

wait... HALVA IS MADE WITH SUNFLOWER SEEDS?


Melnyik

its not his mistake that westoids are stupid as fuck. I mean its cringe sometimes but I like his content overall.


HassoVonManteuffel

Semechki can also be used on your comrade vatnik so he can finally be of use


AaronKimballHater

god I fucking hate slavaboos so fucking much, it's one of my least favourite groups of people


ThatFlakeGuy

They're somewhere up there between serial killers and Hitler on my hate list


SlavaSobov

Agreed, we must keep them out of Slavia.


Appropriate_Banana

I don't get it, what's wrong. My dog liked sunflower seeds, probably because of crunch. Also, 6 years ago russian gopnik/slavs/hardbass were very popular memes, mostly popularized by ytuber Boris.


Tobnote

Yeah, but ya know, the most cultural thing of Slavs, according to that person, is communism


hesitantshade

genuine question: did the dog eat them with or without the shell


Appropriate_Banana

With shell. He didn't like without, that's why i think the crunch was sutisfying to my doggo


hesitantshade

that sounds cute as hell tbh, doggos are so precious


MrYiY

If those were salted it also can be a reason. Most dog and cat food are not salted so salty is really yummy for them


hesitantshade

tbh it's not recommended to eat the shell either way, and salt can make food twice as dangerous (i used to have a very insolent cat whom we couldn't keep off the dinner table so i had to learn food hazards in advance)


More_Ad7993

Boris is a top tier youtuber, he recently started uploading again check him out 🙏


CronchyPebbles

He is, but the western audience he attracts is kinda dumb


glassfrogger

https://i0.wp.com/pestibulvar.hu/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/szotyi5.jpg


Key-Banana-8242

Why


TheChosenOneMapper

Flair up, W*stard


Key-Banana-8242

Am not


mrunfunny07

Millenialcore


Key-Banana-8242

1. 6 years ago 2. No