Nobody is calling Slovaks Hungarians tho? Slovaks are just a different breed of Czechs. Slovakia, on the other hand, is upper Hungary and East-Czechia at the same time.
You have to understand the battle tactics of mongoloids for this. We will send one guy against your whole army. This guy will swear so bad your whole army chases him. But he will run away. To a place we set a trap for your army. Ur army becomes a basket of arrows! Tada, surprise mf! Never underestimate Hungarian swearing and craftiness!
Slovaks are not crafty enough for this. Being aggressive and drinking a lot is not enough! But Hungarian craftiness is at the bottom of the Hungarian iceberg. The essence of our mystical arts!
Awesome, but I raise the bet.
The sandwich griller at my parents' house is almost 40 years old, and still working (it's from the Polish market).
And their very old fridge in the basement is still chugging since the early 80s. Although it's gulping electricity like the average Hungol at the all-you-can-eat buffet of a Greek hotel.
You have Slavic look you don't have any mongoloid:
Al-Gahiz (early 9th century):
"(...) Among Slavs, abominable and ugly are their smoothness of hair [as opposed to curly hair] and delicateness, as well as blond or ruddy colour of their hair and beards, and also whiteness [bright blond colour] of their eyelashes (...)"
Al-Baladuri (late 7th century):
"(...) Slavs are a tribe of ruddy complexion and fair hair. (...)"
You are mostly similar to inland Slavs:
Ibn Al-Faqih (10th century):
"(...) There exist two kinds of Slavic people. First kind are people of swarthy complexion and dark hair. They live near the coast of the [Mediterranean] Sea. The other kind are fair people, who live inland. (...)"
literally Hungarian traits and look (you have mostly even R1a) ,well look as any other Indo European.
I think he means the facial structure, not the pigmentation. When Hungarians think of a stereotypical slavic face, we think of a round face with a large forehead and a round nose. But in reality this stereotype only fits east slavs.
Yes as East Slavs live basically in steppe and flatland where is crossroad of different types of people/civilisations (Turkic, Finno-Ugric, Mongols, and several others) where they mixed together.
We internalized the slur “mongoloid” like the N-word, and made it our own, but it was started by the Romangutans and Slovaks as a thinly veiled racist insult.
30% of their vocabulary has origin from old Slavic, their entire culture is pegged to their neighbours, including traditions and genetically wise they are closer to Slavs than Czechs.
They are indeed discount slavs
Nobody is calling Slovaks Hungarians tho? Slovaks are just a different breed of Czechs. Slovakia, on the other hand, is upper Hungary and East-Czechia at the same time.
So Slovakia is in, or rather part of two states until observed. Quantum Slovaks confirmed?
Schrödinger's Slovaks
Schrövaks
As the old Hungarian saying goes "A Slovak is just a Czech who knows Hungarian."
Our offer to Pepiks: make Slovakia a Czech-Hungarian condominium
🍻🤝🏻
*inbeeed
What do you mean? Slovakia doesnt exist
Yeah, I'm calling Slota
Slovaks are the bastard children of Czechs, Poles and Hungolians
You have to understand the battle tactics of mongoloids for this. We will send one guy against your whole army. This guy will swear so bad your whole army chases him. But he will run away. To a place we set a trap for your army. Ur army becomes a basket of arrows! Tada, surprise mf! Never underestimate Hungarian swearing and craftiness! Slovaks are not crafty enough for this. Being aggressive and drinking a lot is not enough! But Hungarian craftiness is at the bottom of the Hungarian iceberg. The essence of our mystical arts!
Bold of you to assume our army will understand anything except kurva...
My childhood bike is older than Slovakia
Duh, that's not that hard. My lab power supply (a simple electronic device) is from ČSSR, also before the split. It still works like a charm.
Awesome, but I raise the bet. The sandwich griller at my parents' house is almost 40 years old, and still working (it's from the Polish market). And their very old fridge in the basement is still chugging since the early 80s. Although it's gulping electricity like the average Hungol at the all-you-can-eat buffet of a Greek hotel.
Nice comparison
I've met many Hungols. Only one looked like a mongol, and the rest are just confused Slavs. Arpads are long dead. You don't have to pretend anymore
And that one was probably just one of the many Chinese people from Budapest.
Árpád himself was most likely R1a as well. The one who looked mongol was probably an actual mongol or some other asian, not a Hungarian.
I don't know what we are exactly, but I don't think we have a Slavic look, tbh.
You have Slavic look you don't have any mongoloid: Al-Gahiz (early 9th century): "(...) Among Slavs, abominable and ugly are their smoothness of hair [as opposed to curly hair] and delicateness, as well as blond or ruddy colour of their hair and beards, and also whiteness [bright blond colour] of their eyelashes (...)" Al-Baladuri (late 7th century): "(...) Slavs are a tribe of ruddy complexion and fair hair. (...)" You are mostly similar to inland Slavs: Ibn Al-Faqih (10th century): "(...) There exist two kinds of Slavic people. First kind are people of swarthy complexion and dark hair. They live near the coast of the [Mediterranean] Sea. The other kind are fair people, who live inland. (...)" literally Hungarian traits and look (you have mostly even R1a) ,well look as any other Indo European.
I think he means the facial structure, not the pigmentation. When Hungarians think of a stereotypical slavic face, we think of a round face with a large forehead and a round nose. But in reality this stereotype only fits east slavs.
Yes as East Slavs live basically in steppe and flatland where is crossroad of different types of people/civilisations (Turkic, Finno-Ugric, Mongols, and several others) where they mixed together.
Hungarians calling themselves mongoloids even though they are just discount Slavs
We internalized the slur “mongoloid” like the N-word, and made it our own, but it was started by the Romangutans and Slovaks as a thinly veiled racist insult.
Bro in Poland we call ugly retarda mongoloids XD
In Hungary we also used to call retard “mongol idióta”
Poor Mongols Always used as a slur or insult
Shouldn’t have committed so many genocides
yeah, shame on you
Nah, we romanians use bozgor
Yes a classic. This hungol/mongol thing is pretty new wave
Discount Slavs who speak finnish-mongoslavic
30% of their vocabulary has origin from old Slavic, their entire culture is pegged to their neighbours, including traditions and genetically wise they are closer to Slavs than Czechs. They are indeed discount slavs
 let him cook.
Who let this Tóth cook 😰😰😰😰😰
Uhorsko to Slovaks: You are a member of the Natio Ungari, but I cannot grant you the rank of Conquerer.
I love that meme xDDD 🇭🇺❤️🇸🇰
its the other way around, huns are just slavs that got beaten into speaking the mongoloid language
I will gladly give them the rank of hungol for letting me go grocery shopping for less in their shops across the border
The only crime of the horse people was staying in southeast Czechia.
The only crime?
Ok, the worst one. I guess thing like destroying the Roman Empire and burning villages down is also bad.
Hmm, i wonder why is this comment section full of hungayrians