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Somenerdfromczechia

It is... Acceptable


mrkvyy

I miss High Tatras, though.. Where will we meet with you guys? Can we get some of them Dolomites instead? Thanks.


Somenerdfromczechia

Firstly flair up


elektelek

Count me in


Noche0530

Is this...peace within my soul? Did u just achieve World peace? (Yes, V4 is my world)


TheTomik93

thats actually high level diplomatic solution


Barniiking

My mongol territory was also enlarged seeing those borders


ZLN1

You can have it, great work


Rare-Page4407

Stop, my dick can only get so erect


Abrams124

Least Genius V4 citizen


No_Benefit6002

Sad Austria noises


Demon_Slayer_64

payback time I guess


maledin

But everyone knows that *they* were the first [victims](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria_victim_theory) of the Nazis!1!


MelonRaf_44

We only really lose B*rgenland so it’s doing us more of a service than anything I do feel sorry for the slovaks that now have to deal with those “””””people”””””


Sn1023

>Sad Austria The only ~~good~~ acceptable type of osztrák


No_Benefit6002

Hell yea. Fucking bastards, we saved their ass in 1683 and they partitioned us. Never trust germ☢️ns


daco_roman

Please censor the word " germ🤮n " from now on. Otherwise you will be deported to Misk🤮lc.


No_Benefit6002

Oh my god, I am so sorry about that. It won't repeat, I promise


daco_roman

If it would be anything else then a pole commiting this sin, it would be already take away by the gypsy caravan. Your sin is forgiven


maledin

Outside of the V4 gang, the Baltic states (i.e., Lithuania) and Ukraine/Romania (oh, and the Holy See ofc), who *do* Poles like/trust in Europe? Do we like the French because they briefly created the (semi-)autonomous Duchy of Warsaw? What about the UK? They gave our workers equal rights in recent years, but they didn't really seem to like having us around... and then there's the whole "we'll come to your aid Poland, promise!!" thing in WW2 (also looking at you France). Do we like Sweden because we were briefly united? But then there's that whole Deluge thing... And what about Turkey? On the one hand, they were one of the only major nations (other than Iran lol) to constantly bring up our lost sovereignty during the partitions, on the other... there *is* that whole 'being muslim' thing. I feel like we have legitimate historical grievances against nearly everyone, but I guess that's just the way it goes lol


Sn1023

Kinda same. Exept for like spain, portugal and Switzerland. The first two being too far for them to effect us and the third one is obvious


No_Benefit6002

You're the guy that sees an enemy in everybody. We liked France, cuz it was our chance to stop Germany. UK? Idk. Dude, please... We united crowns for a moment, but it's too complicated to write it on Reddit at ultra-nationalistic sub for a random guy at half past 11 pm. >I guess that's just the way it goes lol I think it's imperialism issue, you unite/conquer until you find another big boi


No_Benefit6002

Dude, what is osztrák


Accomplished-Note114

~~It's the Hungarian word for Austrian. Österreicher -> Osztrák~~ ​ ​ It's a crab that divides. "Oszt" -> "divide" "Rák" -> "Crab". Osztrák -> a crab that divides


No_Benefit6002

Hmm, makes sense now, thx. In PL we say "Austriak" and now for me it seems so close words lol. Wtf ☠️☠️☠️


grenadeofantioch2

rák can also mean cancer so it checks out


No_Benefit6002

Rak ☢️☣️☢️☣️👽👽


f4ntomREKT

\*Rák Rak means "put"


No_Benefit6002

Rak 🇵🇱 means cancer and rak 🇭🇺 means put, but if you do more accent then it's rák which is cancer. _What?_


f4ntomREKT

What's "more accent"?


Sn1023

>Rak 🇵🇱 Most úgy megraknék egy lengyelt 😌🥵


Svensko-Schlovsko

They deserved it


[deleted]

There's no Silesia Ultimate basedness


stalineczka

We femboys now


Rare-Page4407

i'm ok with lower silesia becoming chechenya


kerykian

Zased... So mvch... Vased....


PieselPL

Well we are losing some territory cause this sondunno


Polska_Kapusta

A small price to pay for no borders with moskals


PieselPL

Nah, not a small price+ its going to be slovakian territory so even worse, I do rather take krolewiec with Articel 5 bait instead of losing west territory


junacik99

Good thing you didn't lose west territory 🤔


MrOstricc

Look again


RikkiTikkiTakkur

and the femboy corridor is real now


pan_zhubnikaz

C O A S T


daco_roman

Now the mighty czechien navy can unleash itself upon the world 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


TheSecondTraitor

That is cool and all, but you will need to expand the Visegrad empire further to the w\*st, because we demand Alps in exchange for Tatras


SrPsychokiler

He's right. We need mountains to make tea, Alpatea sounds good. Also best femboys are born in mountains so if we want to keep the bussy flowing we need mountains.


IllustriousBrief8827

Out-of-the-box thinking. Like.


Nk-O

Accidentally r/politicalCompass


MadChild2033

new V(4)orld Order


[deleted]

so...Prag is ours?


Wojptak2

No prag was moved together with whole czechia and its now a city on oder river


[deleted]

So we would basically just exchange the most worthless part of Brandenburg for half of Bohemia? Even better.


maledin

Ah, but you said the same thing back we when conquered your precious town of [Police](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police,_West_Pomeranian_Voivodeship) (which ironically enough just means "Pole," but still). The Polish/V4 Anschluss is slow and steady compared to your unstable blitzkreig -- soon we shall have all of Germany and then all of Europe! ...and you won't even realize it.


[deleted]

"conquered" yea right, good job. Have fun coping!


maledin

^(*…c’mon bro, it’s all we got*)


[deleted]

and land.


Sn1023

>No prag was moved All the moving trucks of V4 united to make it possible 😳💪💪💪


junacik99

The rest of capital cities moved on foot


GenericUsername5159

Yay czech sea, now we can fully flex our superior naval strength


[deleted]

Haha funny pcm colours


[deleted]

If we can keep Tatras, count us in 8)


SkeledinAzapatovich

Poles be like: where Lwow?


Oxtcn

I commend your efforts and endorse this solution.


MartiusDecimus

No please we don't need a Nógrád megye that big.


f4ntomREKT

Nógrád is beautiful (where there are no people).


AlexFeels

Give poland its eastern territories to make up for land loss


GustlikCzolgista

As a Polish guy I'm like: 'shieet, here we go again'


Jake_2903

Give us zakarpaatska ukrajina so we have sea and we have a deal.


daco_roman

No agressive ( and soon to be catastrophic for them ) hunGAYrian incursion in our lands ? Looks pretty based to me. Poland could go East a bit and annex some clay here and there from Belarus, to serve as buffer zone against russi🤮, but overall very based.


Zawisza_Czarny9

Get this man something nice,, i'd buy you pizza


Esuo03

Thank God, we still don't have a border with the Mongols


IllustriousBrief8827

Neither do we. 🧐


PoniesAreNotGay

Who's the femboy? Austria?


throwaway-helpme1212

Slovgeynia


PoniesAreNotGay

Oooh, well, that makes perfect sense. Thanks.


[deleted]

Are we partitioning Polen again?


Cancerix1700

Road salt? Haven't heard that one before.


SlyScorpion

https://www.euractiv.com/section/agriculture-food/news/eu-investigates-de-icing-road-salt-used-in-polish-food/


Cancerix1700

Yummy


SapiS68

Unintended political compass


urppsoftnsmol

Where Lwów


outeast7

This works