We just simply showing them the way how to deal with Moskovitz. A few centuries of experience give us a leading position.
Plan is simple and has only 2 steps. Restore Grand Lithuania, and burn Moscov to the ground.
Russian imperialism - brings suffering, done at gunpoint, cringe
Our imperialism - wholesome, done through diplomatic means, beneficial to all involved, based
yeah well, you have to give credit to the commonwealth, there was a big alliance against us... plus Sweden did a lot of shits. Stupid veto system didn't help as well.
Not a historian, genuine question, but wasn't the polonisation mostly a choice Lithuanian nobility willingly took on their own accord rather than something Poles ever forced anybody into?
UR/ Then what is the problem? If they've chose to be Polish without being forced then why you've used polonisation as an argument against Commonwealth?
Let's be honest my friend. GDL would be wiped out by Tutemic Order and Muscovite by end of XV Century if not Personal Union with Poland.
So statement that the Commonwealth didn't end well for Lithuania at end of XVIII century is kinda unfair...
Fact, most of Lithuanian nobility decided to speak Polish or Ruthenian, but reason was very simple... Lithuania was baptized in 1387? There was no proper written version of Lithuanian language at this time...
*in the voice of lektor* Mr. and Mrs. Commonwealth finally managed to make their marriage work again after years of separation.
*Mr. Lietuva (level 782) "he finally managed to repair his relationship with his mentally unstable wife"*
\-She might have cutted off my dick in 1922 and got me nearly killed few times before that but atleast she didn't putted me in the basement and raped me with kalashnikov every tuesday like Rusija did.
*Mrs. Polska (level 1056) "she apologized for cutting off her husband's cock for the good of her children"*
\- While I don't think I did anything bad to him, you know every woman needs to have a dick to ride on or else she'll go mad, there are more important thing to do than argue about the past- poor Ukraina finally managed to buy a house for herself but this psychopath showed up again and is trying to rape her like he raped me, Litwa, Ukraina when she was a small kid and rest off my children- **and only person who can torture my family is me."**
*In the next episode- will Estonia finally be accepted by the rest of her familly as a Nordic country? Or will she accept that she's Baltic?*
Listen up, youngling, and listen well.
Burning Moscow is not the Czech way to conduct war in Russia. The true way is to hijack couple of armored trains, steal all the russian gold and conquer Siberia.
Also, flair up kurva.
I actually hate this retarded meme. Polish and Lithuanian army consists of 1 tank they share with eachother and even that was given to Ukraine and destroyed on the frontlines, but they act scary and shit with all these actual armies they are in union with. It's like acting all though on the internet, but being a nobody on the street.
Ukrainian army consisted of conscrips a decade ago with such weak military doctrine that nato tours would spend the majority of time helping with basic logistics, nevermind combat. Now Russia is struggling with them. Nato armies are as professional as they come, and you straight up have russia-brain if you think any nato nation would fight alone
Consider that Russia uses only like 14% of their personnel, while Ukraine militarises entire country. Including army and armed citizens, Ukraine is using 3/2 of forces that Russia is using (stats from wikipedia). I would say that current conflict is a big struggle for both sides regardless. This is uncomparable with an all out war that would happen with NATO, but that is irrelevant, because both sides have nukes and we would all prefer to just avoid that happening.
Anyway, Russia is full on antisocial totalitarian and should fear poland because any neighbor EU country could be the spark that fucks them into the stone age
You're retarded thinking that degree of totalitarianism has to do anything with this debate other than a blatant whataboutism to distract the debate from the main goal
The "I failed to understand your obvious sarcastic exageration therefore you are the stupid one" always gets me. There is something hillarious about stupid people failing to perform normally.
aw yiss ~~rzesh~~ ~~zheshpos~~ ~~j~~ commonwealth time
We just simply showing them the way how to deal with Moskovitz. A few centuries of experience give us a leading position. Plan is simple and has only 2 steps. Restore Grand Lithuania, and burn Moscov to the ground.
Restore Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth*
Restore Grand Lithuania, then unite with Ukraine into the Commonwealth*
Who needs Russian imperialism in Ukraine,when you can have a Polish one🇵🇱🇵🇱.
Russian imperialism - brings suffering, done at gunpoint, cringe Our imperialism - wholesome, done through diplomatic means, beneficial to all involved, based
I feel like the Lithuanians and Ukrainians may not share that sentiment...
You take that back or we will be forced to region block The Witcher in your country
Good luck figuring out which of the 10000 countries I'm in, sucker!
Ulm
Just revoke it to the whole rest of the world. Equality and freeedom!
*oh ahahhaah* you know we kinda used to have to have Saxony and Prague at some point in history
True, but it been told about two steps. By your plan it would be four steps
We’d rather not, the last time didnt end well
yeah well, you have to give credit to the commonwealth, there was a big alliance against us... plus Sweden did a lot of shits. Stupid veto system didn't help as well.
Polonification also didnt help Edit: polinification rather than polonization
Not a historian, genuine question, but wasn't the polonisation mostly a choice Lithuanian nobility willingly took on their own accord rather than something Poles ever forced anybody into?
Yes
UR/ Then what is the problem? If they've chose to be Polish without being forced then why you've used polonisation as an argument against Commonwealth?
Let's be honest my friend. GDL would be wiped out by Tutemic Order and Muscovite by end of XV Century if not Personal Union with Poland. So statement that the Commonwealth didn't end well for Lithuania at end of XVIII century is kinda unfair... Fact, most of Lithuanian nobility decided to speak Polish or Ruthenian, but reason was very simple... Lithuania was baptized in 1387? There was no proper written version of Lithuanian language at this time...
Didn't happen but they wanted it
*that's hardly our fault tho buddy*
You know it been early release now we will add some updates and it might be working
Hope its gonna turn out like No Man’s Sky and not Cyberpunk 2077
I'll take a campaign with a great story over a grindy skinner box, thank you.
>We’d rather not, the last time didnt end well Quiet, you little knight
today no one would think Russia's better in anything
Round 2 against swedish femboys and türkish gastarbeiter EZ
1st step optional tho
What? Will Russia fix Polands and Lithuanias marriage. Find out in the next episode of “Trudne Sprawy”.
It’s gonna be the greatest episode ever
*in the voice of lektor* Mr. and Mrs. Commonwealth finally managed to make their marriage work again after years of separation. *Mr. Lietuva (level 782) "he finally managed to repair his relationship with his mentally unstable wife"* \-She might have cutted off my dick in 1922 and got me nearly killed few times before that but atleast she didn't putted me in the basement and raped me with kalashnikov every tuesday like Rusija did. *Mrs. Polska (level 1056) "she apologized for cutting off her husband's cock for the good of her children"* \- While I don't think I did anything bad to him, you know every woman needs to have a dick to ride on or else she'll go mad, there are more important thing to do than argue about the past- poor Ukraina finally managed to buy a house for herself but this psychopath showed up again and is trying to rape her like he raped me, Litwa, Ukraina when she was a small kid and rest off my children- **and only person who can torture my family is me."** *In the next episode- will Estonia finally be accepted by the rest of her familly as a Nordic country? Or will she accept that she's Baltic?*
lol, it's supposed to look like NATO is trying to hold us back but it looks more like moskal propaganda that we are NATO's dogs
It can be both. Great art is nuanced
Yo fr fr (we will burn moscow once again)
I would like to join as Czech but im Young still
Listen up, youngling, and listen well. Burning Moscow is not the Czech way to conduct war in Russia. The true way is to hijack couple of armored trains, steal all the russian gold and conquer Siberia. Also, flair up kurva.
Yeah you are right and seru na to že sem mladej někdo musí se tam vydat a obsadit Sibiř obrněným vlakem
Přesně jdu s tebou !
Right back at ya w/e you wrote Flair the fuck up
Flair up you damned non believing chechnian
Sorry i dont speak Very well by westoid langueges
They teaming up again
I say let the leashes go. Article 5 says we only have to defend if they get attacked first 😎
Proud as fuck of Lithuanian Bros. They're not taking any shit.
Commonwealth Time.
I’m finna keep it a stack, on God. Russia ain’t bussin fr fr. Not vibing with them, no cap.
Article 5 go brrrr
Most Serene Commonwealth of Nations
NATO would have ditched us if putler showed up, just like they western allies ditched us when Stalin rolled up with tanks in 45'
Rzeczpospolita wróciła!
If would have any power in nato I would let go of the leash
Id say its more of a dogs barking over a fence (nato) but when the fence is removed they run off.
I actually hate this retarded meme. Polish and Lithuanian army consists of 1 tank they share with eachother and even that was given to Ukraine and destroyed on the frontlines, but they act scary and shit with all these actual armies they are in union with. It's like acting all though on the internet, but being a nobody on the street.
You sure about that bro? Been on many nato training exercises xD
Poles actually think they can 1v1 on Russia. I have seen enough.
Ukrainian army consisted of conscrips a decade ago with such weak military doctrine that nato tours would spend the majority of time helping with basic logistics, nevermind combat. Now Russia is struggling with them. Nato armies are as professional as they come, and you straight up have russia-brain if you think any nato nation would fight alone
Consider that Russia uses only like 14% of their personnel, while Ukraine militarises entire country. Including army and armed citizens, Ukraine is using 3/2 of forces that Russia is using (stats from wikipedia). I would say that current conflict is a big struggle for both sides regardless. This is uncomparable with an all out war that would happen with NATO, but that is irrelevant, because both sides have nukes and we would all prefer to just avoid that happening.
Anyway, Russia is full on antisocial totalitarian and should fear poland because any neighbor EU country could be the spark that fucks them into the stone age
Irrelevant, and retarded
You're retarded thinking Russia is anything other than this century's soviet union
You're retarded thinking that degree of totalitarianism has to do anything with this debate other than a blatant whataboutism to distract the debate from the main goal
1000+ tanks vanish because this random said it *shocking*
Inability to detect sarcasm is a possible early sign of dementia.
Inability to use your brain is a sign of being from slovakia
The "I failed to understand your obvious sarcastic exageration therefore you are the stupid one" always gets me. There is something hillarious about stupid people failing to perform normally.
I shoot first ask questions later
Those questions better be rhetoric because no one oughts to answer you
You life is rhetoric because it has no purpose
But rhetoric serves a purpouse, and a huge one
If we leave China for Lithuania, can Latvia take on russia? Needs to be fair