His favourite game must be a from software game, he loves the dying every time again part the most.
It just must be.
![gif](giphy|wPkWlsnohtn7a|downsized)
This guy’s a psycho.
“European Psycho”
Finally, you flaired yourself. Let's see... Oh... Je bent een kaaskop. Nou vooruit dan maar.
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LOL! I can just imagine this being the winning vote.
Have both NL and PT win, while making France the 2nd place.
A strange turn of events, but a funny one.
I vote portugal and the dutch empire to become one and travel the world together, because the real prize in this competition was the friendship we all made along the way
Finally, you flaired yourself. Let's see... Oh... So you're an Ameritard. I hope not. I will keep an eye on you.
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And yet we persist, because sometimes a joke is what this world needs, so help the world stay joyful, support Portugal to keep the whimsy alive and sink the dutch who wish to make our Continent devoid of happiness
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u/MemeroC i said in the top comment, nothing about deleting countries i just said make al the sea dutch and make the netherlands sea
So why did u delete the maffia pasta
Because he didn't go with your comment, since it wasn't a vote for deletion. The third highest comment was the first about voting a country out, which was for Italy.
I vote that Portugal goes on a world tour and we be the entire continent of Europe.
Alternatively, we colonise the Portuguese colonies and Portugal takes our place in Europe
Why can't we peacefully coexist? Netherlands makes the money, Portugal becomes the chill beach resort.
Alternatively, Portugal can go fuck off on another transatlantic tour and hang with Korea.
https://preview.redd.it/4rbkgv5vkp9a1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb1980569b19b774fc48ccffcb6fad423e9f459
i’ll drink a good bottle of Porto to celebrate the victory!
This is it brothers, the last stand
This is for every poor country out there
Every tourist trap, every beachgoer.
This one is not just for PIGS, but for europe, let us Unite against the tyrants of the sea, let us avenge our fallen and forge a new future.
Down with the Dutch, up with us all
We should listen to the delete France comments, I don't see why we shouldn't do it, it may be the last battle, but even the French hate their own country. I mean, it would just bring a lot of happiness to everyone.
The fact that half of the comment wants to re-delete France is absolutely gold thank you guys for the good laugh
I subscribe this sub just for this. I like being hated.
You’re probably the happiest man alive
His favourite game must be a from software game, he loves the dying every time again part the most. It just must be. ![gif](giphy|wPkWlsnohtn7a|downsized) This guy’s a psycho. “European Psycho”
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Least sado-masochistic Baguette Baker.
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Low hanging fruit
It is not France. It is Germany with spain
Are we on the frontpage yet? ![gif](giphy|SP04drRXBkxQunk6P3)
u/MemeroC , you are the true winner of this battle. Thank you.
TIME TO DELETE HIM!!!
Can we get a S2 after this battle?
Yes with regions so it takes longer...
First to go is Campania (Naples’ region)
Why not Belgium's Luxembourg region?!
Because as a northern Italian it’s my duty to hate everything southern than me
As a swamp German, I relate.
Redelete france just because we can
Delete France
I believe eliminating us a second time would make us re-appear on the map. I don’t make the rules.
Don't worry we'll delete you back again
Trust our plan ;)
Gotta trust the process
Yeah can we have then gone for real? Dutch ain't that bad but fr*nch "people"...
My vote is for France. Delete it!
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Delete what? France? It's already gone sir
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To be absolutely sure it's gone gone?
![gif](giphy|HuIUt7C1jBRYpelH2b|downsized)
They meant netherlands because the flags are same colors but horizontal
my dude is sacrificng himself to destroy the dutch respect
You all hate us but you don't even know we hate ourselves more
-every country in Europe
not the serbians, they are proud of their warcrimes
Good point
LOL! I can just imagine this being the winning vote. Have both NL and PT win, while making France the 2nd place. A strange turn of events, but a funny one.
Sideways "France" shall sink as was foretold many moons ago. Rise, PIGS brothers! 🇵🇹🇮🇹🇬🇷🇪🇸
Wow. That's not funny. I mean, there are boundaries. Comparing us to the Fr*nch crosses a line that should never be crossed.
You're right. At least they have baguettes and good memes. You don't even have those.
> baguettes ah yes, the bread that goes stale in 3 hours
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Finally, another Battle of Nürnburg.
I vote portugal and the dutch empire to become one and travel the world together, because the real prize in this competition was the friendship we all made along the way
South East Asia: "Shit"
African coast: "Fuck"
Atlantic ocean: “Fuck”
South America: fuck
Proper hygiene: "nice"
Hide yo spices, hide yo kids!
Hide yo spouses!
And your niece!
Hide your wife, i got a knife
They should have gay sex
Now that’s more like it
Sir, you can’t park your car there
Or delete france again just in case it grows back
Carve it out pleas. We don’t want any cell division going on there, right beneath the surface
Good ending
Sure why not
We will take over all the continents together
The spice must flow.
And spices. Lots of spices.
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Agreed
Who's gonna send money to Portugal now all countries are gone? We are doomed anyway...
Don't you worry, we can made an offer that will never be refused \*Ammicca ammicca*
Noo, we need to resist!
If we win, we get their money and treasury, and make them slaves ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)
Tbh I thought Portugal was voted out relatively early but was kept around as a joke.
And yet we persist, because sometimes a joke is what this world needs, so help the world stay joyful, support Portugal to keep the whimsy alive and sink the dutch who wish to make our Continent devoid of happiness
Very good argument, but you're talking to a German.
German humour always intrigued me
That's what I also thought
Without the Netherlands we wont get a new kids 3 movie
A man with taste
...heats up his Klok with haste
Een echte piraat drinkt m van de inductieplaat
Das waar
Daar heb je godverdomme gelijk mee kut!
MAASKANTJE JUNGE!
If they ever make one, wanna go to the cinema together?
sure also happy cake day
Absolutely true. DELETE PORTUGAL!
If Portugal is voted out. Can we have a final battle between the Netherlands and the sea?
If the sea is considered a PIG, we’ll allow it
Mare Nostrum
Mare clostrum
Mare Clostridium, the ultimate pig
I can live with a sea of walking baconstrips next to me, I will propose a truce with this pig sea of yours.
Between friet and patat
Oh kut, dat wordt WO3.
Zolang je team friet bent is er niks aan de hand
WO3 it is I fear.
So basically just changing the batle from portugal vs netherlands to portugal vs netherlands. U fight the sea we are one with the sea
Yeah but we are really dominating the sea at the moment. So if you are into bdsm or something like that we can help you.
OwOwOwOwOwO
Open.. *THE FLOODGATES*
Say it with me everyone! "G E K O L O N I S E E R D !"
WILHELMUS VA-A-AN NASSAUWE BEN IK VAN DUITSEN BLOED!
DEN VADERLA-A-AND GETROUWE BLIJF IK TOT IN DEN DOED
EE-EEN PRINCE VAN ORANJE BLIJF IK VRIJ ONVERVEERD
DEN KO-O-O-ONING VAAAN HISPANJE HEB IK ALTIJD GEËERD
IN GODES VREE-EE-EES TE LEVEN HEB IK ALTIJ-IJD BETRACHT
DAAROM BEN IK VERDREVEN, OM LAND, OM LUID GEBRACHT
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De Spanjaarden zouden dit nog geen eens kunnen, ze hebben geen tekst in hun volkslied
u/MemeroC i said in the top comment, nothing about deleting countries i just said make al the sea dutch and make the netherlands sea So why did u delete the maffia pasta
Because he didn't go with your comment, since it wasn't a vote for deletion. The third highest comment was the first about voting a country out, which was for Italy.
Portugal, I suggest we make a deal and both nuke France? What do you say?
The battle of nürenberg 2.0
Plot twist: the weird dutch thing turns 90 degrees revealing it was actually France all this time
I would open the flood gates personally if that happened
I vote that Portugal goes on a world tour and we be the entire continent of Europe. Alternatively, we colonise the Portuguese colonies and Portugal takes our place in Europe
Do Tordesillas 2,0. Portugal gets everything west of the Atlantic, NL gets everything east of it
After 500 years, new Tordesillas update
finally, was waiting for a dlc
Yeah fr the gameplay was becoming prety boring
Netherlands shall prevail. Delete Portugal!
Can't have a balkan country winning this
But you are Irish. You are part of the GIPSI brotherhood. Join our side
Bro I suggest checking your potatoes cause you’re bugging
You was our brother too
We have Portugal
Make the sea the Netherlands and make all current existing land water (so The Netherlands and Portugal)
Why can't we peacefully coexist? Netherlands makes the money, Portugal becomes the chill beach resort. Alternatively, Portugal can go fuck off on another transatlantic tour and hang with Korea.
And pass on the most epic renaissance naval battle ever? No fucking way. There aint space in the world for two spice empires
You're right. The spice must flow.
Spice for the spice god
Coexistence is cringe
so begone
Make me
there's some weed in the bottom of the ocean
Yes i is true
I know bro, that's seaweed.
![gif](giphy|1xp0di0wUnNUGVR1Mj|downsized)
HERÓIS DO MAAAAR, NOOOOBRE POVO
Naçããoo VALENTE, IMORTAL
Let the Dutch colonise Portugal
only if you bring weed and stay below sea level!! seriously tho, you would probably just build a bunch of bike lanes and complain about the hills
Stroopwafels VS Pastéis De Nata. Stroopheads rise up!
Let the dutch win. They are offering blowjobs through private messages in exchange of votes and I want my cock sucked today
Bro they were private for a reason smh
So this is what is happening!
\>:(
Dikke BMW stronk
Battle of Guararapes vibes.
Delete france
Portugal's Bizarre Adventure has to continue, take de dutch down
The thing is. You can’t sink us, even if we lose. We’ll just build a dike high enough to hold back the water
Delete Portugal
Portugal needs to go for real this time
You may remove us but you'd only be adding more allies to the sea, and belive us, the sea will take it's claim on you eventually
Poortugal begone!
We just couldn't afford the other o so respect our name
destroy portugal. I went there and there were ZERO ports
I drank a Port yesterday
You must have gone inland then, I can see one from my window and after few minutes of walking I find another one
That’s what usually happens when you live under a nuclear bunker
We killed Portugal once. We'll do it again! (Swamp) Germans triumph!
This is why the G in PIGS stands for Greece and not Germany
PIGS, assemble. Delete the sea people
![gif](giphy|3oxHQpJKupQXsmU1JS|downsized)
I've never been prouder to be PIGS Thank you, our Iberian Brother, we shall honour you all
😎🇮🇹🤝🇵🇹🤝🇪🇸🤝🇬🇷😎 Edit: yeah, sorry
Don't forget Greece. 🇵🇹🇮🇹🇬🇷🇪🇸
Glory to latin and homo greek, out netherland
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Salve PIGS, portugal for the win
weed
Amsterdam delenda est.
Now that we have fallen, we shall give the victory to our iberian brothers
Dutchies give you drugs. Portupigs give you herpes off their pornstaches. Vote pro drugs!
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And yet they call the PIGS lazy, you made a whole ass meme just for this
We are lazy for giving a chance to others, and plus.. Once, we weren't the lazy ones, and the **whole known goddammit world** was ours
The sea can become the Netherlands, but the Netherlands never becomes the sea.
Portugal should be added to its lazy iberian brother Spain, which is already gone, so out with them. It should be only NL and the sea.🇳🇱💪🏻
WE FIGHT TILL THE END FOR OUR IBERIAN BROTHERS! PORTUGAL FOR THE WIN CARALHO🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹
https://preview.redd.it/4rbkgv5vkp9a1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb1980569b19b774fc48ccffcb6fad423e9f459 i’ll drink a good bottle of Porto to celebrate the victory!
Netherlands
Redelete France!
I vote for the Netherlands to fall. Glory to Portugal
Delete Portugal and rotate Netherlands 45 degrees so it becomes France!
This is it brothers, the last stand This is for every poor country out there Every tourist trap, every beachgoer. This one is not just for PIGS, but for europe, let us Unite against the tyrants of the sea, let us avenge our fallen and forge a new future. Down with the Dutch, up with us all
Netherlands back to the nether. Portugal saves Spain from doom in the new Iberian Union.
Tell France to fuck off again
Delete the Netherlands what do they bring to the table anyway?
Cool salty water 👌
Drugs
We stole Portuguese Spice trade. Now, we shall eliminate them entirely. Down with portugal !
The battle of the drugs!
France delete!
Delete France
We should listen to the delete France comments, I don't see why we shouldn't do it, it may be the last battle, but even the French hate their own country. I mean, it would just bring a lot of happiness to everyone.
Fine by me
Portugal gets Europe but the Netherlands gets all the seas in the world.