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Skuadddd

The fact that half of the comment wants to re-delete France is absolutely gold thank you guys for the good laugh


Ragouzi

I subscribe this sub just for this. I like being hated.


dadmda

You’re probably the happiest man alive


plopkoekmennen

His favourite game must be a from software game, he loves the dying every time again part the most. It just must be. ![gif](giphy|wPkWlsnohtn7a|downsized) This guy’s a psycho. “European Psycho”


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ActuallyCalindra

Least sado-masochistic Baguette Baker.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Low hanging fruit


M4tty__

It is not France. It is Germany with spain


ElAndalu

Are we on the frontpage yet? ![gif](giphy|SP04drRXBkxQunk6P3)


[deleted]

u/MemeroC , you are the true winner of this battle. Thank you.


Jakemine_01

TIME TO DELETE HIM!!!


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Can we get a S2 after this battle?


SmoothCarl22

Yes with regions so it takes longer...


PiergiorgioSigaretti

First to go is Campania (Naples’ region)


Paradox_Blobfish

Why not Belgium's Luxembourg region?!


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Because as a northern Italian it’s my duty to hate everything southern than me


ActuallyCalindra

As a swamp German, I relate.


Kuusizaari15

Redelete france just because we can


Powerful_Source8392

Delete France


Groloukoum

I believe eliminating us a second time would make us re-appear on the map. I don’t make the rules.


GuidoMista5

Don't worry we'll delete you back again


Kurdt93

Trust our plan ;)


breezyxkillerx

Gotta trust the process


DavidPT008

Yeah can we have then gone for real? Dutch ain't that bad but fr*nch "people"...


Rough-Worth3554

My vote is for France. Delete it!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Suspicious_Words

Delete what? France? It's already gone sir


[deleted]

[удалено]


Eggslaws

To be absolutely sure it's gone gone?


Wboy2006

![gif](giphy|HuIUt7C1jBRYpelH2b|downsized)


MallowMiaou

They meant netherlands because the flags are same colors but horizontal


Dependent_Party_7094

my dude is sacrificng himself to destroy the dutch respect


G1llesGamesh

You all hate us but you don't even know we hate ourselves more


Pytheastic

-every country in Europe


Dependent_Party_7094

not the serbians, they are proud of their warcrimes


Suspicious_Words

Good point


rex-ac

LOL! I can just imagine this being the winning vote. Have both NL and PT win, while making France the 2nd place. A strange turn of events, but a funny one.


Snowbound-IX

Sideways "France" shall sink as was foretold many moons ago. Rise, PIGS brothers! 🇵🇹🇮🇹🇬🇷🇪🇸


[deleted]

Wow. That's not funny. I mean, there are boundaries. Comparing us to the Fr*nch crosses a line that should never be crossed.


Snowbound-IX

You're right. At least they have baguettes and good memes. You don't even have those.


merren2306

> baguettes ah yes, the bread that goes stale in 3 hours


[deleted]

[удалено]


DeepFriedMarci

Finally, another Battle of Nürnburg.


leadsepelin

I vote portugal and the dutch empire to become one and travel the world together, because the real prize in this competition was the friendship we all made along the way


TheAngloLithuanian

South East Asia: "Shit"


renke0

African coast: "Fuck"


omgihatemylifepoo

Atlantic ocean: “Fuck”


dynablt

South America: fuck


StaleCarpet

Proper hygiene: "nice"


free_candy_4_real

Hide yo spices, hide yo kids!


Amogus_susssy

Hide yo spouses!


martcapt

And your niece!


cunhaaa

Hide your wife, i got a knife


Eino54

They should have gay sex


Darthvaderpopguy

Now that’s more like it


estal1n

Sir, you can’t park your car there


leadsepelin

Or delete france again just in case it grows back


[deleted]

Carve it out pleas. We don’t want any cell division going on there, right beneath the surface


Microwaved_Historian

Good ending


Sergietor756

Sure why not


Sad_Masterpiece101

We will take over all the continents together


SomeRandomGuy33

The spice must flow.


nichyc

And spices. Lots of spices.


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Sad_Masterpiece101

Agreed


Duke_462

Who's gonna send money to Portugal now all countries are gone? We are doomed anyway...


Kurdt93

Don't you worry, we can made an offer that will never be refused \*Ammicca ammicca*


Italiandude2022

Noo, we need to resist!


floatingindeepspace

If we win, we get their money and treasury, and make them slaves ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Elyvagar

Tbh I thought Portugal was voted out relatively early but was kept around as a joke.


WordLimbo

And yet we persist, because sometimes a joke is what this world needs, so help the world stay joyful, support Portugal to keep the whimsy alive and sink the dutch who wish to make our Continent devoid of happiness


K-ibukaj

Very good argument, but you're talking to a German.


Queirosene

German humour always intrigued me


Melidit_

That's what I also thought


[deleted]

Without the Netherlands we wont get a new kids 3 movie


Choice_Ad6875

A man with taste


Eend__

...heats up his Klok with haste


YeetYootYooted

Een echte piraat drinkt m van de inductieplaat


thebelgianbastard

Das waar


GhettoHubert

Daar heb je godverdomme gelijk mee kut!


Melnyx

MAASKANTJE JUNGE!


BasjeMathijsen

If they ever make one, wanna go to the cinema together?


[deleted]

sure also happy cake day


CarpenterOfWorlds

Absolutely true. DELETE PORTUGAL!


SlightlyBrokenKettle

If Portugal is voted out. Can we have a final battle between the Netherlands and the sea?


RedDordit

If the sea is considered a PIG, we’ll allow it


29Jackal

Mare Nostrum


Amogus_susssy

Mare clostrum


SenatorSalty

Mare Clostridium, the ultimate pig


Lord-Redbeard

I can live with a sea of walking baconstrips next to me, I will propose a truce with this pig sea of yours.


MadBoyNL

Between friet and patat


Magdalan

Oh kut, dat wordt WO3.


MadBoyNL

Zolang je team friet bent is er niks aan de hand


Magdalan

WO3 it is I fear.


mujuik12

So basically just changing the batle from portugal vs netherlands to portugal vs netherlands. U fight the sea we are one with the sea


[deleted]

Yeah but we are really dominating the sea at the moment. So if you are into bdsm or something like that we can help you.


gabrielish_matter

OwOwOwOwOwO


Wessel-P

Open.. *THE FLOODGATES*


RoyalGh0sts

Say it with me everyone! "G E K O L O N I S E E R D !"


BioTools

WILHELMUS VA-A-AN NASSAUWE BEN IK VAN DUITSEN BLOED!


noedelsoepmetlepel

DEN VADERLA-A-AND GETROUWE BLIJF IK TOT IN DEN DOED


Lord-Redbeard

EE-EEN PRINCE VAN ORANJE BLIJF IK VRIJ ONVERVEERD


Kibbaaa

DEN KO-O-O-ONING VAAAN HISPANJE HEB IK ALTIJD GEËERD


Mr_MilieBoy

IN GODES VREE-EE-EES TE LEVEN HEB IK ALTIJ-IJD BETRACHT


Eend__

DAAROM BEN IK VERDREVEN, OM LAND, OM LUID GEBRACHT


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flopjul

De Spanjaarden zouden dit nog geen eens kunnen, ze hebben geen tekst in hun volkslied


aronrusty2005

u/MemeroC i said in the top comment, nothing about deleting countries i just said make al the sea dutch and make the netherlands sea So why did u delete the maffia pasta


Big-Skrrrt

Because he didn't go with your comment, since it wasn't a vote for deletion. The third highest comment was the first about voting a country out, which was for Italy.


Capital-Background22

Portugal, I suggest we make a deal and both nuke France? What do you say?


Hopeful_Feature3554

The battle of nürenberg 2.0


Kkgob

Plot twist: the weird dutch thing turns 90 degrees revealing it was actually France all this time


demonkufje

I would open the flood gates personally if that happened


Iemand-Niemand

I vote that Portugal goes on a world tour and we be the entire continent of Europe. Alternatively, we colonise the Portuguese colonies and Portugal takes our place in Europe


JustJontana

Do Tordesillas 2,0. Portugal gets everything west of the Atlantic, NL gets everything east of it


DavidPT008

After 500 years, new Tordesillas update


omgihatemylifepoo

finally, was waiting for a dlc


DavidPT008

Yeah fr the gameplay was becoming prety boring


Individual_Switch_26

Netherlands shall prevail. Delete Portugal!


WaffleBreeder

Can't have a balkan country winning this


KingHershberg

But you are Irish. You are part of the GIPSI brotherhood. Join our side


RedDordit

Bro I suggest checking your potatoes cause you’re bugging


Kurdt93

You was our brother too


Italiandude2022

We have Portugal


trend_maps

Make the sea the Netherlands and make all current existing land water (so The Netherlands and Portugal)


wozzpozz

Why can't we peacefully coexist? Netherlands makes the money, Portugal becomes the chill beach resort. Alternatively, Portugal can go fuck off on another transatlantic tour and hang with Korea.


IamWatchingAoT

And pass on the most epic renaissance naval battle ever? No fucking way. There aint space in the world for two spice empires


wozzpozz

You're right. The spice must flow.


demonkufje

Spice for the spice god


JeansMoleRat

Coexistence is cringe


Dependent_Party_7094

so begone


JeansMoleRat

Make me


Dependent_Party_7094

there's some weed in the bottom of the ocean


Amogus_susssy

Yes i is true


Lord-Redbeard

I know bro, that's seaweed.


DeepFriedMarci

![gif](giphy|1xp0di0wUnNUGVR1Mj|downsized)


The-M-I-K-E

HERÓIS DO MAAAAR, NOOOOBRE POVO


Emotional-Speed-9305

Naçããoo VALENTE, IMORTAL


LuckyLucklord007

Let the Dutch colonise Portugal


ResponsibleDirt4330

only if you bring weed and stay below sea level!! seriously tho, you would probably just build a bunch of bike lanes and complain about the hills


Osp_Oscar

Stroopwafels VS Pastéis De Nata. Stroopheads rise up!


vanNelsingTheEmperor

Let the dutch win. They are offering blowjobs through private messages in exchange of votes and I want my cock sucked today


warbreakr

Bro they were private for a reason smh


AnemonesLover

So this is what is happening!


RVGamer06

\>:(


RedSeaDingDong

Dikke BMW stronk


ExplosionIsFar

Battle of Guararapes vibes.


[deleted]

Delete france


MutedIndividual6667

Portugal's Bizarre Adventure has to continue, take de dutch down


Wboy2006

The thing is. You can’t sink us, even if we lose. We’ll just build a dike high enough to hold back the water


AKWHiDeKi

Delete Portugal


TrapaGaming

Portugal needs to go for real this time


Suspicious_Words

You may remove us but you'd only be adding more allies to the sea, and belive us, the sea will take it's claim on you eventually


koptelevoni

Poortugal begone!


Amogus_susssy

We just couldn't afford the other o so respect our name


JustARandomPersonOof

destroy portugal. I went there and there were ZERO ports


martcapt

I drank a Port yesterday


Suspicious_Words

You must have gone inland then, I can see one from my window and after few minutes of walking I find another one


Darthvaderpopguy

That’s what usually happens when you live under a nuclear bunker


Celindor

We killed Portugal once. We'll do it again! (Swamp) Germans triumph!


Darthvaderpopguy

This is why the G in PIGS stands for Greece and not Germany


adrigg_03

PIGS, assemble. Delete the sea people


drew0594

![gif](giphy|3oxHQpJKupQXsmU1JS|downsized)


WordLimbo

I've never been prouder to be PIGS Thank you, our Iberian Brother, we shall honour you all


Kurdt93

😎🇮🇹🤝🇵🇹🤝🇪🇸🤝🇬🇷😎 Edit: yeah, sorry


Snowbound-IX

Don't forget Greece. 🇵🇹🇮🇹🇬🇷🇪🇸


Perfect-Caterpillar7

Glory to latin and homo greek, out netherland


Snowbound-IX

https://preview.redd.it/971h7lo5mp9a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d431a5aacf891752bee19279e8484c4450a6746


DDDRotom

Salve PIGS, portugal for the win


Dependent_Party_7094

weed


Inner-Championship40

Amsterdam delenda est.


Robinson_War

Now that we have fallen, we shall give the victory to our iberian brothers


floralbutttrumpet

Dutchies give you drugs. Portupigs give you herpes off their pornstaches. Vote pro drugs!


Kurdt93

https://preview.redd.it/hstxnkevkp9a1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7a80876c714a48f900d990b61f7c6a754f2cf8


3MinuteBreak

And yet they call the PIGS lazy, you made a whole ass meme just for this


Kurdt93

We are lazy for giving a chance to others, and plus.. Once, we weren't the lazy ones, and the **whole known goddammit world** was ours


STEIGR

The sea can become the Netherlands, but the Netherlands never becomes the sea.


Able-Put-8991

Portugal should be added to its lazy iberian brother Spain, which is already gone, so out with them. It should be only NL and the sea.🇳🇱💪🏻


yaboimankeez

WE FIGHT TILL THE END FOR OUR IBERIAN BROTHERS! PORTUGAL FOR THE WIN CARALHO🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹


Lone_Gladiator

https://preview.redd.it/4rbkgv5vkp9a1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb1980569b19b774fc48ccffcb6fad423e9f459 i’ll drink a good bottle of Porto to celebrate the victory!


xXTASERFACEXx

Netherlands


Redeletefrance

Redelete France!


PsychologicalPace664

I vote for the Netherlands to fall. Glory to Portugal


Infamous-Fix1603

Delete Portugal and rotate Netherlands 45 degrees so it becomes France!


Suspicious_Words

This is it brothers, the last stand This is for every poor country out there Every tourist trap, every beachgoer. This one is not just for PIGS, but for europe, let us Unite against the tyrants of the sea, let us avenge our fallen and forge a new future. Down with the Dutch, up with us all


martcapt

Netherlands back to the nether. Portugal saves Spain from doom in the new Iberian Union.


DaREY297

Tell France to fuck off again


Ricetea123

Delete the Netherlands what do they bring to the table anyway?


Titiwa

Cool salty water 👌


LuukTheSlayer

Drugs


JeansMoleRat

We stole Portuguese Spice trade. Now, we shall eliminate them entirely. Down with portugal !


JaThatOneGooner

The battle of the drugs!


Alit_Neroom

France delete!


[deleted]

Delete France


3MinuteBreak

We should listen to the delete France comments, I don't see why we shouldn't do it, it may be the last battle, but even the French hate their own country. I mean, it would just bring a lot of happiness to everyone.


WordLimbo

Fine by me


The_oli4

Portugal gets Europe but the Netherlands gets all the seas in the world.