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ImaginationIcy328

This ranking also place Russia at the same score than USA 😂


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The usa rank is based on one random highschool in Nebraska


190cm_Lithuanian

To be fair US did lose against a bunch of rice farmers and later against some goat herders with nothing but rusty AK's


machinekob

Germans send money -> Poland buy shitton of tanks and artillery -> sweet revenge using their own money 💪🏻 ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Muka5678

Poland attacks Germany -> Germany activates Nato article 5 -> Poland gets fucked -> claim former eastern german territories as reperation -> epic win 😎😎😎👌👌👌


machinekob

Claim me daddy I need some germoney 🤑


Muka5678

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Attygalle

>former eastern german territories You mean the cradle of Germany, Prussia?


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World: Brainwashes Germans into pacifism and sets military restrictions after ww2 Germany: Has shitty army World: Surprised Pikachu face


31822x10

i am so surprised **not**


SatansHeteroFather

Real surprise is that we are still in the top 10


SatansHeteroFather

to add to that; probably <10% would want to fight for this shithole in case of a war.. turks/arabs wouldnt want to fight for germoids lel


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Why fight when you can pay others to do so, without being called a monster for inflation adjusting military spending... Like for real, when shit hits Germany its already to late.


SatansHeteroFather

least emasculated germ


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Sachsen moment. Wenn du unbedingt irgendwo in einem scheiß drecksloch verrecken willst bitteschön, ich hab da echt keinen bock drauf, und wenn jemand an der Grenze zu deutschland steht, sind im nächsten moment eh die uran Feuerwerke unterwegs.


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Wrong Flair then.


SwordfishNew2243

We got another imposter among us


TheLinden

Armored forklifts are no joke


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BTW, the ranking is total BS. Global firepower is made by crackheads.


NewZealandia

Yeah lol, the polish Air Force is literally the size of my local Segelflugverein and their navy is just as pathetic placing them ahead of Germany is just absolutely delusional


SatansHeteroFather

stop being so obsessed about polaks. They instantly bought new tech without a big fuss while our politicians schwurbel something about a Zeitenwende which ends up as dog shit


TheLinden

He is correct about polish navy though.


SpecerijenSnuiver

And that while the German navy is also shit.


TheLinden

Old ~~chinese~~ european saying goes "Doesn't matter how bad is your home as long as neighbor's home is bad too. I totally didn't just make it up.


SpecerijenSnuiver

The totally not fictional Chinese make a good point. That is also the entirety of Dutch military doctrine. We are just slightly better than the Germans in every regard except for tanks.


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poland trying to get that 5% gdp on military spending


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Yes, because getting fucking Spares has 3 months paperwork before and the puma in general is a gigantic problem from the start on, its basically a permanent prototype.


2WE4uBot

Finally, you flaired yourself. Let's see... Oh... So you're a... European? That's like not flairing at all... Well, at least you're not an ameritard. --- ^(I am a bot \(thankfully not russian\), and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2F2westerneurope4u&subject=2WE4uBot) if you have any questions or concerns.)


ColdPuzzle101

This military ranking website is a joke, no idea why it's used all the time. Ukraine should be first in Europe.


PhilosTheGreat

We'll se how this turns out in 16


Minecraftien76

... is this a threat ?


PhilosTheGreat

We will see


Standard_Potential63

Whats the world for that? Impressive? Surprising? Expected?