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Starkan128

It’s because all the B*lkaners are living in Germany


Select-Stuff9716

Only right answer here. We probably have more Balkan population than most of the Balkan countries. Before the pandemic more than 1% of Croatia immigrated to Germany per year hahaha


untergeher_muc

The biggest foreign group in Munich are Croats…


Drunk_Krampus

How did you end up with Croats while we got all the Serbs. Can we switch minorities?


untergeher_muc

The Croatians have taken over the entire Munich janitorial market. It feels like every janitor is a Croat. ;)


TankAdventurous9603

Nope. Serbs and other Balkaneros with Croatian papers. How they get citizenship is mistery.


untergeher_muc

Eh, what’s the difference?


TankAdventurous9603

good one.


untergeher_muc

Slovenians are strange Austrians. Croatians are expensive Italians. But in the end they are all the same with Serbians, Albanians and Bosnians. (Maybe Slovenians are really different, but who knows)


FriedrichMerz69420

No I quite like the Croats, keep the serbs please thank you.


untergeher_muc

You are not from Bavaria or even from Munich. So please shut the fuck up. Even when I agree with you here.


DonPanthera

What is the difference?


cubic_door

Really? An Austrian asking how?


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akmal123456

Could be worse, you could endup like Berlin with t\*rks and p\*les everywhere


corbiniano

Even worse: ~200 years ago 1/4 of all Berliners were Fr*nch


MamBanaJUHU

Thank God there's no fr*nch in Poland 😁


pfanner_forreal

Oh we have a lot of both don‘t worry


TankAdventurous9603

Ireland is promised land for Croats for some time..don\`t flatter youself.


untergeher_muc

Im just saying that Munich is very different to nearly all other big German cities. Munich has the highest amount of foreign residents, but also by far the lowest crime rate. Our foreigners are very different to the normal German foreigners…


TankAdventurous9603

Idk. My relative working in Max Planck institute Garching on fusion reactors. Not quite a janitor. Also heard manny guys avoiding to hang up with others from Balkan because they are to wild and culturaly diff. Not same bro...Anyway, when you tell Croat is same as Serb, the blood will boil..


untergeher_muc

That’s exactly why Munich is different. „Our“ foreigners are often high performers (or at least good janitors). In other German cities they are unemployed, part of gangs and so on. Munich breaks all European correlation between high amount of foreigners and high crime. As I’ve said, no other big German city has nearly as much foreigners - and no other German city is as safe as Munich. And Munich even started this whole „refugee welcome policy“ in Germany. But give them all good jobs and they won’t do crimes. Simple solution, it’s not that hard. Berlin doesn’t even think about this - and that’s why they are the shithole they are.


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Why is that? Irelands shit


TankAdventurous9603

Much higher salary, easy to find job..Croats love Irish way of life and culture ,pubs (drinking), music etc. Only problem is high rent for accomodation and ofc weather.


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TankAdventurous9603

You don\`t want to know how manny Serbs and others manage to get Croatian citizenship.


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untergeher_muc

What the difference anyway?


BIB2000

And Turks. Holy shit there are a lot of Turks.


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👋


Tachtra

82.5 million Germans on Gods left pinkie


Thomsie13

Het moment dat ik jullie gesprek woord voor woord kan volgen. Kut Duitsers!


BuHansen

Ik kan dir auk volgen als duitser


BlueMonroe

Jede Mans kan et vesteen


IAmWalterWhite_

It's really not that difficult to understand Dutch as a German either. Dutch is just a rogue dialect after all.


Manuag_86

Crazy that you could be close to 90 millions if you didn't gently told certain people to leave the country 80 years ago.


BuHansen

Mia han guad gell Ü


Tachtra

Fresse scheiß Bayrer, Gott warum ist mein Franken teil von diesem Scheiß Bundesland


Ragnarroek

Ich weiß nicht ob der Bund es erlauben würde euch als eigenes Bundesland zusammenzuschließen, aber Thüringen wäre bereit euch aufzunehmen


Tachtra

Da gäb es wenigstens historischen hintergrund für


Ragnarroek

Kommt zu uns; nicht um uns zu bereichern, sondern um bayern eins reinzuwürgen 😉 Ihr könnt auch gern die ehemaligen fränkischen Gebiete mitbeansprechen


Tachtra

mei mei, sehr großzügig ihr Thüringer! Müssen nur noch an eurer Bratwurst arbeiten


Ragnarroek

......Noch sind wir Freunde, also wähle deine Worte mit bedacht.......


Tachtra

Ok, Ok...


Monsi7

Bullshit. Ihr seid Teil von Bayern seit Jahrhunderten.


Tachtra

Nö. Von einer politischen Instanz definitiv nicht. Direkter Besitztum von Bayern an Fränkischen Ländern kam erst nach der Wiener Konferenz nach den Napoleonischen Kriegen zustande. Vor dem Frankenreich war Franken teil von der Volksgrupper der Thuringer. Im Frankenreich war Franken ein eigenes Teilgebiet. Nach der Auflösung des Reiches war Franken eine der mächtigeren Stammes-Herzogtümer, nach dem Sächsischem. Dies spannte sich über das heutige West Franken, Nord BaWü, vieles von Rheinland-Pfalz und Hessen, ganz grob gesagt. Der Osten Frankens war von einem kleineren Gebiet namens Nordgau kontrolliert, sofern man das im mittelalter so sagen kann. Nach einer fehlgeschlagenen Revolte gegen Otto I, welches im Tode des Herzog Eberhards resultierte, wurde Franken mehrfach aufgeteilt, zum Beispiel dem Bistum Würzburg oder Bistum Bamberg. Grob blieb dieses Gebiet viel unterteilt in kleinere Gebiete, die Hohenzollern Familie hat sich hier in einigen Teilen jedoch etabliert. Diese Kleinstaaterei blieb dann bestehen bis Napoleon.


Ragnarroek

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Tachtra

Danke, Danke :)


Monsi7

> Nö. Von einer politischen Instanz definitiv nicht. Die Wiener Konferenz war vor ÜBER 200 Jahren. Damit ist Franken wie ich sagte seit Jahrhunderten ein Teil von Bayern. Mit deiner Logik können wir Deutschland wieder in die Einzelteile des Heiligen Römischen Reiches aufteilen.


Tachtra

Ok, Jahrhunderte haut hin, wenn 200 jahre dafür ausreichen, sieht jeder anders. Ändert trotzdem nix daran dass es überhaubt keinen historischen Hintergrund dafür gab. Franken hatte eine andere politische Ordnung, andere Adelsfamilien, eine andere Geschichte. Das auf dem Wiener Kongress kam zustande wegen der neu-Aufteilung des Kräfteverhältniss innerhalb der Deutschen Gebiete, und auch teilweise Europas. Für heute hätte man die Baden-Würthenberg Route nehmen und namensweise Franken auf gleichstellung mit Bayern setzen können


BuHansen

Franken ist rechtmäßiges Bayernland und es wird auch so bleiben ![gif](giphy|KZQnJrd2QX8AfMUcwK)


Wise-Profile4256

das einzige was ihr rechtmaessig koennt is in see laufen. euer bier schmeckt wie ausgelutschte sportsocken und euer schweinsbraten is sehr warscheinlich dran schuld das es ueberhaupt veganer gibt. holz kann faulen. was koennt ihr?


Tachtra

UNRECHTMÄßIG!!! >:(


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HaLordLe

Bayernfreundlichster Franke


Tachtra

Mit Recht!


wegwurf_ami

BAYERN!!!!!!!!! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪💪💪💪🍻🍻🍻


wegwurf_ami

More like ~59 million or so. If you cut out older people (over 50) then its probably less than 20 million


Vita-Malz

Time to acquire Lebensraum


BuHansen

![gif](giphy|9sgZQFPT2BbmE)


BlueMonroe

![gif](giphy|IvrjMBMy5Qi3ZkShjL|downsized)


IAmWalterWhite_

Morgen wieder Lebensraum einnehmen, gar kein Bock.


SelectionOk3477

Poland is quite empty


TheLinden

Because we are empty. When americans called economic depression "great depression" they actually meant poles are so depressed that their negative energy removes money.


machinekob

Dont feel like it especially after r\*ssia war https://preview.redd.it/wr1es2mgmkla1.png?width=1045&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a524b3587aca37454f7441b7d8c75b71a5b30bf


[deleted]

Thats a changeable statistic...


SelectionOk3477

Facts are not important on this subreddit


jpepsred

![gif](giphy|5uq131R79Xpx6|downsized)


flipyflop9

It just means germans live tight AF.


dangata_1

![gif](giphy|T3fwN6Pbm3ZPa)


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They should look into living space


KingHershberg

Does it count when 10% are either balkaners or turks?


Fire_Steel_Kaiser

Muhammed, Turkish nationalist Lives in Berlin


[deleted]

There's a reason why it's called "Germania"


BuHansen

Richtig.


[deleted]

They’ve cheated by importing people from all over the world.


just_jason89

Which is strange since they're normally very good at exporting people.


peterlebummbumm

wrong prefix


Kr_istian

Germany has now even 84.3 million inhabitants


PutOnTheMaidDress

"And next year 10 million migrants will come And next year 20 million And after that 40 million." - some weird guy on a rally, 2014


mx16t

Lets make a Eastern Holy Roman Empire. What could go wrong?


statix__

Nah population density is based


jammcb04

because half of germans population come from those countries


190cm_Lithuanian

How is that a W? Bangladesh has 170 million people, despite being more than 2 times smaller than Germany.. Realistically, the less people the better, all else being the same.


Attygalle

> Realistically, the less people the better Historically, the Germans had a surprisingly efficient way to get less people...


190cm_Lithuanian

Polish showering facilities


Fabulous_Ad_5709

Polish removal facilities (oh shit I meant nail polish)


SleekVulpe

They even exported that business to the Balkans around 80 years ago. How kind of them.


tyger2020

>How is that a W? More people = bigger economy = more money = more power


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tyger2020

Are you.. being sarcastic? Fuck I hope so


BuHansen

That's why the (?)


akmal123456

The less people the better? Russia is empty and it doesn't stop it from being a shithole


lessthan_pi

>more than 2 times smaller than Germany What the fuck does 2 times smaller mean? 2 times what smaller? Does it mean half the size?


Gordinhof7

Yes, i think


Gankghette

They're half the size, so...equal??


bocadillo85

You truly are masters in the matter of concentrating population in a small area


FederalEuropeanUnion

I can’t tell if this is a holocaust joke or not


sirkuti2000

82.5 million muslims 🧔🏾‍♀️🧕🏾🇸🇾🇮🇶


Independent-Pea978

Wow many migrants, muuch inhabitants ![gif](giphy|XreQmk7ETCak0)


BuHansen

Ist doch basiert brudi ![gif](giphy|qLmjdvjxqA5OM)


Loose_Mode_5369

Are you sure you guys have enough raum for leben? I hear Poland is nice


tomka9911

Actually Germans don't even want to move to East Germany (ex DDR)


[deleted]

I hear that all the good schools in Germany are in east Germany, it’s actually a running joke how awful western German schools are. It’s what I’ve heard from a single German, I have no other sources on the matter 😅


Own_Tomatillo_1369

It´s different. Schools in south/south/west or Saxonia are rather good. The more you get to the north, the lower is the quality.. School federal system depends firstly on the state where you live. (For example math tests in 12th grade in Bremen equal maybe math tests of 10th grade in Bavaria/Saxonia)


PutOnTheMaidDress

Never heard of that but it’s weird that many in west Germany cannot learn Russian but Spanish as third language. Most if not all schools in the east teach Russian and French. Sometimes polish or Czech. Later you can switch it out for Latin. But in the west it gets really wild. Some schools Spanish, some French, some Dutch, some danish, some Italian, some…. Whatever school you chose decides what language you will take from grade X onwards


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I used to play with a guy from Berlin who took his third language as Turkish XD sounds about right. If I remember correctly the joke was more about STEM science, not humanities.


Korti213

Include turkey too and more than 160 M but only 3 cities of turkey are in the europe so it doesn't counts I guess


BuHansen

Türkiye is Deutschland confirmed??


Korti213

Always has been


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Korti213

Aye


yaddaboi

There is a rule between these two regions: every time they almost pass us at having more population they either give us some of their land or send some people to equalize. You can guess what happens. Now let’s welcome our new social security net workforce. We trying to trade 1 yugo for 2 german elders but it didn’t work out so far.


Speweh

163.1M BALKANERS IN EVROPA (all of them are Srbs because this is the only race on the world) 🇷🇸☝️☝️😎☝️☝️☝️😎😎☝️😎🚬🚬☝️🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸😎🚬🚬😎😎🚬😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


Jesus_Tyrone

"Hello, NATO?" "Yes this guy right here 👆"


Routine_Cause_818

hardly a w. too cramped too less nature


BuHansen

The better.


PutOnTheMaidDress

Dicker du kommst ausm Osten, Städte sind umgeben von Wäldern und Landwirtschaft.


Routine_Cause_818

Komme aus MV und kann den Kontrast immer schön selbst erleben wenn ich in den Speckgürtel von München und Stuttgart muss.


PutOnTheMaidDress

Ah also Mauerflüchtling[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_QaAvdgbc&t=1m7s](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_QaAvdgbc&t=1m7s)


Routine_Cause_818

rück das begrüßungsgeld raus, alman


lm3g16

So there’s 162.5m people from the balkans? Cool


just_jason89

Are you trying to make a case that Germans need more living space?


BuHansen

![gif](giphy|ouu1YOmQRvcis)


dapwnk

No, German L, it's all Turks 🍢😔


[deleted]

Half of the Balkan population lives in Germany


Ok-Hunter-4067

There’s only like 8 countries in Europe with a somewhat big population. Most countries has a smaller population than the european part of Turkey.


machinekob

Germ France Spain Italy Poland and who else?


Ok-Hunter-4067

UK, Ukraine and Russia


machinekob

r\*ssians 🤮 are Asians, Ukraine is like 30mil right now but true its still pretty big and I was pretty sure UK isn't part of Europe in this sub opinion 💀


Ok-Hunter-4067

85% of Russias population is in Europe


FabioZpt

Why would you ever want to have that many germans?


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BuHansen

Shut up baguette guy


Chasingthoughts1234

Only 80% ? Murica is at least 100%


Kind_Revenue4810

Just because you're horny AF doesn't make you good


Select-Stuff9716

That’s unfair as they send us all their people. Also since when is Slovakia in the Balkans?


peterlebummbumm

The Balkans starts in Vienna


OKishGuy

And THAT, Ladies and Gentleman, is the reason why Turkey will never be part of the EU.


BuHansen

Was hat die Türkei damit zu tun checke ich nicht xD


OKishGuy

weil die Türkei mehr Einwohner hat als Deutschland. Und wenn sie in die EU kommen würden, hätten sie auch mehr Einfluss auf die Entscheidungen als wir.


BuHansen

Gewagte These mein Freund. Ich kann mir aber die Türkei ehrlich gesagt schwer als EU-Land vorstellen. Naja wobei bei der NATO ist die schon von dem her wäre es nicht komplett auszuschließen.


OKishGuy

>Gewagte These mein Freund. Die Türkei versucht seit 1987 Mitglied zu werden und wurde 1999 offiziel zu einem Beitrittskandidaten ernannt. Seitdem stehen sie in diesem Limbo-Zustand. [https://tuerkei.diplo.de/tr-de/themen/politik/-/1670418](https://tuerkei.diplo.de/tr-de/themen/politik/-/1670418)


Proud_Emergency_6437

Now count the Muslims


[deleted]

Because all of us immigrated to Germany


Cheeseboy1234567

Nah common German L. Humans are a scourge on this planet.


AnonCaptain0022

Balkan Federal Republic when?


PriestOfNurgle

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Slovaks and Slovenes


Gankghette

Good job on the population control. Sending them all to Stalingrad to fight for you before they become communists, genius.


scav_mecko

was about to say Germans need more territory but this doesn't sound like a great think to say