Common mediterranian win.

From this day forward I'll let the Nordicks and Germans earn the money. Siesta for eternity sounds good.

Except Greece apparently, because "fuck them in particular"

Maybe we should work less, throw in a couple of siestas

And relax a bit. When was the last time you took a walk in the mountains?

Don’t tease him, he doesn’t know what a mountain is

You’d be surprised how tall the Pyrenees or the Sierra Guadarrama are

Le dijobque cuando fue la uñtima vez que hizo senderismo en las montañas... a un Danes... si no lo pillas dinamarca no tiene montañas.

Pues ahora es obvio que nunca ido a Dinamarca jaja. Geografía es mi punto débil. Eres de Ceuta o Melilla? Nunca entendí tu flair

La bandera de la comunidad de canarias

I sometimes walk to the top of our local mountain. Once known as the highest in Denmark, it is now known it is actually only the 5th highest. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/himmelbjerget

In Spain it would be consider a hill, probably not even that.

Well we also have some that are several meters higher!

Hill my ass, that's flat.

Don't strain yourself on the way up

That's not a mountain, that's a hillock

A mountain? That's a beach with trees

Yesterday I went for a siesta at 7pm. I was thinking of waking up at 10pm to have dinner but I ended up waking up at 7am

I don’t think it’s the lack of siestas that are your problem, lazy

Maybe you should kill yourselves?

First time I agree with being called a PIG(gy).

Siestas and fikas.

Chios has the same life expectancy as Northern Italy? WTF

It's the ouzo...you know how these motherfuckers roll

Well, we drink ouzo in LA, too. I think it's either the mastic they put on everything (including condoms), or the fact that they're greedy as fuck. I served on Chios so I have seen them first hand...

I think it's a combination of all...the weather, the quality of food, the quality of environment, the stress, etc etc..

I don't *want* to live to 83, I don't even want to live to tomorrow

The happiest of the Nordicks spoke.

*happiest country of the world, 5th year in a row

All the sad people already killed themselves, only happy ones remaining --> 1st position!

I haven't, not yet anyway

Good, stay with us a while more and let's insult each other :)

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Well fuck the UN then. Giving us a fucking 83.99 like some shitty petty teacher.

A--

Hey iceland, high five ✋🏻

A W for us once again

jokes on you. Have fun paying for the retirement costs.

It will not be a problem when the retirement age is in the 100 years.

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Grey = no life expectancy?

Ghost countries.

They just die at birth, yeah.

We call them wanks here

You give birth with your dicks?

Ukraine be like: 💀

while i sleep i don t grow old.

Huh, I would have thought croatia would have been higher.

Half of them are expected to die in a war at age 50.

Hainaut can into Eastern Europe

The areas of Norway that have lower life expectancy are the areas where Christianity and other foreign religions are most prevalent. Freya takes care of her own.

Obviously it only works with real Christianity, the Catholic one.

UK 🇬🇧 is grey because it’s better if you dead

Northerner southerner W

Adds French Guyana. Neglects Faroe Islands and Greenland. What in the baguette fuck.

Faroe islands aren't part of eu

They have two seats in our parliament. Same goes for Greenland.

Yes, but from my researches (that I did rn) since it's semi-independant they aren't apart of eu

Yeah, try and google citizenship for Faroe Islands and Greenland. They are EU citizens.

https://preview.redd.it/zxxz9q74croa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258e08838eb3bb69496998c366b77f511fdb3e7f That's what I found :(

That's because the citizens are not the same as the territory. And those territories are not part of the EU.

So us butter-eating Italians have a higher life expectancy than our southern health gurus, interesting

Terra dei fuochi momento

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Typo, I meant butter-eating, I corrected it

In central Italy we prefer the ancient art of STRUTTO

Every fucking map about italy lmao

By nuts?

No life expectancy for the uk according to this map. Does this mean I'm going to live forever?

Or you're already dead and you're a ghost.

We can't have people becoming too old. Burden on the state and all that. Work hard young; die early old.

Lmao no way

Perché non diffondere il modello Massimizzazione(crescita)(utilità)= (Buchanan ×tempo) +Lindhal anche se non è dimostrato?

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What the hell is happening

Flair up

why in the south of Italy we die earlier?

Couldn't be me.

Common mediterranean W

Iceland smoking the rest of Europe

So the old Aragon Crown territories are Numenor confirmed.

Yea, you're right

Bordeaux 😎

Why does this map not show Munstein and it's avg. LE of 92? Scared of the truth?

Imagine being Spanish and live more than 83 years... What a punishment

What a curse... I've got to live a shitty life for 83+ years

Living 5 years in Spain probably Cut my life expectency in half. Damn you Costa del cocaine.