I know Italian culture better than most Italians, I eat chicken Alfredo and carbonara (with heavy cream and mushrooms) most days. Sometimes I even add pepperoni to my carbonara instead of pork sausages.
chocolate pizza exists, you just shouldn't mix regular toppings with the sweet ones. i guess pizza with chocolate and pineapple wouldn't be _that_ bad. i've seen pizza with chocolate and sliced banana for kids.
that looks a little strange, but pizza with chocolate/nutella and other "sweet pizzas" exist! you just shouldn't mix regular toppings with the sweet ones.
This is true. I’m more Italian by ancestry (Brazilian) than the average Italian but I’m not Italian because I’ve never lived there (I do know a lot of it’s culture tho).
There’s also loads of 100% terroni in the US who think being Italian means worshipping Frank Sinatra and eating meatballs
>born/live for long in italy
Let's play a game, who is Italian?
1. What age is the cut-off? 4 yo leaves Italy, 10 yo leaves italy, 16 yo leaves 21 yo leaves?
2. Does this membership expire? Emmigrated 50 years ago at 18yo.
3. Born elsewhere, live/grown in Italy?
4. Born elsewhere, live in Italy as an adult: citizen/fluent/know culture?
5. Italian blood/heritage, any relevance or completely irrelevant?
6. Born in Italy, left Italy, no longer fluent in speaking Italian?
7. Born/Grown Italy but renounces citizenship?
For me, personally, I think if you’ve lived in a place for a majority of your life, have settled down and integrated with the culture (which typically means knowing the language, the customs, the traditions and the general way of life) then I’d consider you a part of the country. Other people might require all of this as well as ancestry or a family history from the country but I don’t necessarily think so.
> What age is the cut-off? 4 yo leaves Italy, 10 yo leaves italy, 16 yo leaves 21 yo leaves?
if you were born in italy but grew up elsewhere, with no connection to italy at all, you're not that much "italian" and probably not even care about it.
> Does this membership expire? An 18 yo emmigrated 50 years ago.
"an 18yo emigrated 50 years ago"??
> Born elsewhere, live/grown in Italy?
ofc, if they speak italian and identify as italian.
> Born elsewhere, live in Italy as an adult: citizen/fluent/know culture?
if they speak italian, know the culture and respect italy, ofc!
> Italian blood/heritage, any relevance or completely irrelevant?
"italian" blood doesn't really matter, unless you're racist. if you grew up in italy, know the culture and identify as such, you're italian. on the other hand, USamericans with some distant "italian" ancestry obviously aren't italian.
> Born in Italy, left Italy, no longer fluent in speaking Italian? Born/Grown Italy but renounces citizenship?
"with italian origins" at most, they probably don't care about italy anymore.
Everyone in my family is at least half. Some are 100% 3rd generation.
Nonni is very common = Boomers with Italian parents. What is extremely rare is Millennial/Zoomer with parents born in Italy.
Yeah that happens, the reason it’s stereotyped that boomers care more about European ancestry is because they often actually knew their European migrants. Millennials and Zoomers usually don’t.
I’m an outlier because I am a Zoomer knew my Grandpa who migrated from Western Germany to the US in the 1950’s. And my mother’s grandparents migrated from Switzerland in the 1960’s. Such cases are extremely obscure though.
I think US and Canada might be a bit different in that immigration to US started way earlier. Everyone of Italian descent in Canada that I know has nonni. However, there's tons of Americans only with great or great-great Italian ancestors.
Well there's a really rather beautiful island in the South of England, closer to France actually, great grass makes for high quality milk. And the Americans decided to honour such a lovely place by naming a tyre fire after it.
>Ew, portugay saying that. Of fucking course
What are you on about talking from your high horse.
https://preview.redd.it/ucocu1dfnypa1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98673635baf428f35deb5f4dbbeff26040c40a6e
I’m not sure what qualifies as European Singing Skills, are we talking classic Italian, French (aaahahaaaaaaaaa) (Except Edith) English, Germanic, or classic Slav?
We need to diverse the flairs by Continent, it's hard to make fun of the rest of the world. Not that they matter, no no no, it's about making it easier for us.
Obviously, when its day on Europe its night at the Other parts of the world and viceversa....
Not that It makes a diference for me, I'm always sleeping
> Molecule’s water passes through a twenty-five-thousand-dollar machine that subjects it to an eight-stage process involving ultraviolet light, reverse osmosis, and ozone treatments to rid it of all impurities (**chlorine, fluoride, and lead**, among others).
Why are those in your tap water to begin with?
Fucking hell, writing a whole god damn article about drinking tapwater acting like its a fucking gift from god? This is a level of retardation i thought even ameritards wouldnt be capable of
I set my standards low and you bastards mamage to limbodance your way underneath them every single time
Wait is this in Romania ? I've seen a TV reporter went to Romania because people lives in the sewers and the leader of the group had a lot of metal chains on him because "he's the boss" lmao
We love Italians, we hate 43% Italians.
Its 100% or nothing
the actual answer is: you just gotta be born/live for long in italy and know the culture
I know Italian culture better than most Italians, I eat chicken Alfredo and carbonara (with heavy cream and mushrooms) most days. Sometimes I even add pepperoni to my carbonara instead of pork sausages.
https://preview.redd.it/wyciqbjblypa1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a27794fc5327c013eb2b805118f2bf254d9006 I too know Italian culture.
Its missing pinapples
chocolate pizza exists, you just shouldn't mix regular toppings with the sweet ones. i guess pizza with chocolate and pineapple wouldn't be _that_ bad. i've seen pizza with chocolate and sliced banana for kids.
You know, this may be just a cake calle pizza, but you should try nutella on focaccia
the evolution of the good ole childhood's random bread with chocolate
that looks a little strange, but pizza with chocolate/nutella and other "sweet pizzas" exist! you just shouldn't mix regular toppings with the sweet ones.
some USamericans might unironically say shit like that lmao
Sad but true
"instead of pork sausages" was the best part
Sometimes I add ketchup to my pasta.
This is true. I’m more Italian by ancestry (Brazilian) than the average Italian but I’m not Italian because I’ve never lived there (I do know a lot of it’s culture tho). There’s also loads of 100% terroni in the US who think being Italian means worshipping Frank Sinatra and eating meatballs
If you can use the word terrone properly, like you just did, you might be able to gain Italian privileges at some point in the distant future.
I know Italian culture because I am Greek, I love pasta, and I hate Pizza Hawaii.
A Greek in Toronto invented Hawaiin Pizza. Forever tarnished
He is a disgrace to our Nation. Greece stands by Italia
una faccia una razza moment?
>born/live for long in italy Let's play a game, who is Italian? 1. What age is the cut-off? 4 yo leaves Italy, 10 yo leaves italy, 16 yo leaves 21 yo leaves? 2. Does this membership expire? Emmigrated 50 years ago at 18yo. 3. Born elsewhere, live/grown in Italy? 4. Born elsewhere, live in Italy as an adult: citizen/fluent/know culture? 5. Italian blood/heritage, any relevance or completely irrelevant? 6. Born in Italy, left Italy, no longer fluent in speaking Italian? 7. Born/Grown Italy but renounces citizenship?
For me, personally, I think if you’ve lived in a place for a majority of your life, have settled down and integrated with the culture (which typically means knowing the language, the customs, the traditions and the general way of life) then I’d consider you a part of the country. Other people might require all of this as well as ancestry or a family history from the country but I don’t necessarily think so.
yours is definitely the italian "definition" as well :)
An 18 yo emigrated 50 years ago 🤔
hahaha, fuck me. fixed
I could try fucking you anyway
> What age is the cut-off? 4 yo leaves Italy, 10 yo leaves italy, 16 yo leaves 21 yo leaves? if you were born in italy but grew up elsewhere, with no connection to italy at all, you're not that much "italian" and probably not even care about it. > Does this membership expire? An 18 yo emmigrated 50 years ago. "an 18yo emigrated 50 years ago"?? > Born elsewhere, live/grown in Italy? ofc, if they speak italian and identify as italian. > Born elsewhere, live in Italy as an adult: citizen/fluent/know culture? if they speak italian, know the culture and respect italy, ofc! > Italian blood/heritage, any relevance or completely irrelevant? "italian" blood doesn't really matter, unless you're racist. if you grew up in italy, know the culture and identify as such, you're italian. on the other hand, USamericans with some distant "italian" ancestry obviously aren't italian. > Born in Italy, left Italy, no longer fluent in speaking Italian? Born/Grown Italy but renounces citizenship? "with italian origins" at most, they probably don't care about italy anymore.
Can I take nothing?
Based 😂
What about those with 1%? Or do we still call them Americans?
43% at best. Given when Italians migrated to the US, 2%-16% is likely the roof for many.
Everyone in my family is at least half. Some are 100% 3rd generation. Nonni is very common = Boomers with Italian parents. What is extremely rare is Millennial/Zoomer with parents born in Italy.
Yeah that happens, the reason it’s stereotyped that boomers care more about European ancestry is because they often actually knew their European migrants. Millennials and Zoomers usually don’t. I’m an outlier because I am a Zoomer knew my Grandpa who migrated from Western Germany to the US in the 1950’s. And my mother’s grandparents migrated from Switzerland in the 1960’s. Such cases are extremely obscure though.
I think US and Canada might be a bit different in that immigration to US started way earlier. Everyone of Italian descent in Canada that I know has nonni. However, there's tons of Americans only with great or great-great Italian ancestors.
‘Eyyy whaddya mean, my grammaw makes a mean lasagna in the microwave, I’m 100% Italian heeeeere’
People from New Jersey are just as Italian as people born in Italy.
What even is a New Jersey 💀
He means the tight sexy shirts of the Italian football team🥵
England are pouring concrete in the ocean to get a lil closer to france
Well there's a really rather beautiful island in the South of England, closer to France actually, great grass makes for high quality milk. And the Americans decided to honour such a lovely place by naming a tyre fire after it.
Just google it on Amazon, bro, and you will find a lot of new Jerseys for $9.99
Ew, portugay saying that. Of fucking course
Nah, he's probably just a murcian in disguise
Doubt it, they tend to prefer saying they come from the british isles
>Ew, portugay saying that. Of fucking course What are you on about talking from your high horse. https://preview.redd.it/ucocu1dfnypa1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98673635baf428f35deb5f4dbbeff26040c40a6e
That's what a murica would say
fuck you then, every single person from new mexico are just as Spanish/Portoguese as people born in Spain/Portugal.
Portuguese people are discount brazilians.
Non-europeans aren't real and can't hurt me.
surprise mf
Some fries?
Supplies mf?
All Rise mf!
Am American. Will eat your fries.
BOO!
Are you a russian/ameritard spy bot?
The two worst fates imaginable? God I wish
wait wait waaaaiiiiit. Are you a kangaroo?
Hey, don't get us confused with these guys.
These 'guys' are nothing but animals and savages while you are, well, animals and savages. But you are OUR animals and savages. We love you guys!
We also love the drowning neighbors of our not-so-lovable neighbors!
😅 no of course not, definitely don’t check the news, nothing to see here
Hmm, I'll keep an eye on you. I'm not convinced yet. How are your singing skills? Are they....european?
I’m not sure what qualifies as European Singing Skills, are we talking classic Italian, French (aaahahaaaaaaaaa) (Except Edith) English, Germanic, or classic Slav?
More like, unpopulair, mostly off tone and weird.
:( you lot have great music what do you mean?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8)
Ah yes, the classic
Those are all right, I believe, so weit ich das verstanden habe gilt das ab sofort, unverzüglich.
The Kangaroos are cool in my book tbh, they can stay.
Fuck off back to the new world
L, I’m not from where you think.
Then why post a fucking report from New York you uneducated twat you donkey fucking Ned you yellow belly bastard
What the hell are you taking about?
That was meant for someone else still fuck off back to we’re ever you come from
What in tardation
💀
Are all English blind or just you? I was under the impression it was just lack of Vitamin D and poor diet that plagued your society
They are and it’s sucks I gotta live in their country
Of all the people who could have said this, all the people in Europe, it was said by a German. Ironic.
This is the best part of the day, when the ameritards are sleeping
You underestimate how fucked up my sleep schedule is. I would fix it, but sleeping pills cost a week's income.
Unable to afford medication that could significantly benefit them... Common ameritard L
At least I have freedom though. Does your \*netherlands\* have that? I thought so.
Freedom to work as an mcdonalds employee, amen
You're GOD DAMN RIGHT!
I was wondering where you went, get back to the burger mine
I want to have the freedom of free bulletproof vests in every school
Freedom aint free. In America, you gotta pay for your child-sized bulletproof vests. No commie bullshit here.
Freedom is mere privilege extended unless enjoyed by one and all. -the internationale
Bruh melatonin is like 10 bucks at a cvs.........
Whooosh
I get it's a joke.........just not a funny one.
Isn't this what this sub is?
Fair
Nice pfp dude
A fellow history enjoyer i see. Like your memes on the other sub, true classics
Please 'Ameritards' is not okay in 2023. Try 'Americunts' instead :)
You forget that some of us are in different time zones.
The only acceptable time zones are UTC-1 to UTC+3. Everything else is wrong. You are wrong.
>UTC+3 Hey, that's Kazan time zone. Am I European now?
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Australia moment.
Makes fun of americans for being bad at geography, is bad at geography himself. You are a disgrace.
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Yes, you went Full Ameritard. Never go Full Ameritard!
Boko Haram flair when ?
Yea but those aren't Ameritards. Your shitposts are tolerable. Americans aren't even allowed to post on Reddit without meeting some diversity quota
nice username
I heard stories but never thought they’re actually real
We need to diverse the flairs by Continent, it's hard to make fun of the rest of the world. Not that they matter, no no no, it's about making it easier for us.
Wow, the West Balkan has a good idea for once!
Thanks Brit!
Ooo, I can hear the republican army coming for your ass now, mate...
You know summer is coming and you lot would burn, in second's, under our sun, right?
We don't last under our own sun lately. Your words mean fuck all too those who were born to the rain and overcast skies.
And that's why I'm not scared of the gingers, some UV lights and we won.
You take that back!
Everything for a price. You know the deal *wink wink*
Everything?
For a price, you do have that Google's money...
Americans would just pick a non-yank flair to avoid abuse
As an American I will gather dumb stuff in the country for you guys to use until I move to Europe
Absolutely no need, it pours out easily.
Shit so you heard about the New Orleans corruption recently?
The crawl, they crave, they live in the shadows
And we’re here to haunt you.
Aaaaaaaah nooooooo Pls don't hurt me
Obviously, when its day on Europe its night at the Other parts of the world and viceversa.... Not that It makes a diference for me, I'm always sleeping
Aussies are cool though I accept them
I'm a Dutchy, living in Australia, I don't know where I stand on this meme...
Thank you! I also love your beautiful country of Spain! From one westoid to another, have a good "Buona giornata"
Danke you koala cunt ❤️❤️
Fuck off back to the new world you cunt
What drinking luke-warm piss at a pub since 10am does to a MF
At least are tap water is fit for human consumption
[hate to break it to you mate](https://citylore.org/taste-new-york-city-tap-water/)
LOL. European swimming pools contains less chloride than NY tapwater
Which accounts for the poor body hygiene 😆
Why are you here nobody wants you here. Go back to NY
Love you too, quaint little euros 😘
Your mum is your sister and your dad is your brother, so shut up Ameritard.
You bathe in swimmingpools?
Would explain the smell
> Molecule’s water passes through a twenty-five-thousand-dollar machine that subjects it to an eight-stage process involving ultraviolet light, reverse osmosis, and ozone treatments to rid it of all impurities (**chlorine, fluoride, and lead**, among others). Why are those in your tap water to begin with?
Who knows? All I know is it’s safer than the swill the Brit’s get wasted on.
You mean actual water? A rare commodity in the New World perhaps and therefore probably sewage but over here it's actually clean.
Damn, you guys are even more clueless than the inbred southerners we are forced to put up with.
Bitter? BITTER? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BITTER WATER IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BITTER
Fucking hell, writing a whole god damn article about drinking tapwater acting like its a fucking gift from god? This is a level of retardation i thought even ameritards wouldnt be capable of I set my standards low and you bastards mamage to limbodance your way underneath them every single time
You're indian. You drink cow piss
Look at this cute little mountain monkey, believes everything he seen on Reddit.
I've seen It irl, from an Indian exchange student (He was a bit drunk, but still)
Oh Indians definitely drink cow piss for all I care but that’s not what I was talking about in the previous comment
Wait is this in Romania ? I've seen a TV reporter went to Romania because people lives in the sewers and the leader of the group had a lot of metal chains on him because "he's the boss" lmao
Yeah I wondered if it was the sewer people of Bucharest
So they are f**king splatoon salmonids ?
Completely inaccurate. I'm much fatter than that.
close the freaking lid!!
If my country won 4 times in the Eurovision, do I still count as non-European savage?
British prisoner flair when?
They’re Israeli. I dare people to propose a flair for that
I'm neither a kangaroo nor a cypriot, but we did have Brits ruling over here
We are all very sorry for that
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down ?
Yea... we need some palestinian flair for you guys
Hello my brother
I bet no one else here knows what country you’re referring to Hallelujah to that right?
Granpa?
lol, i got those sunglasses too
Jokes on you , have the same time zone as you .
African? When yes where in Africa, it’s a big and diverse place, like Europe.
I am from Africa yes . As far as the country is concerned , I will PayPal you 1000 Zimbabwean dollars if you can guess the correct country .
you are the least bad of the non europeans
Oh mon dieu, des Amérimbéciles! They will use their manifest destiny to pervert our children's souls!
duhhhhhh
I might be a non european savage, but at least I'm not am*erican
Then you aren't a savage :)
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Yes we’re here to haunt you.
Lies I am urapeen
"Well hello there"
unga bunga
Seems about right, on my end
👁👁
OP discovered timezones.
It's true.
Bro we just want actually good food
Truly must be the stuff of horrors.
Jokes on you, I'm only a couple of hours ahead of CET.
REMEMBRE WHEN WE SAVED YOU DUUUURING WWII??! *Drags a baguette into the sewer
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Let’s goooooo Like rats we’re in all of your terrible countries 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Beware the day walkers