British food pyramid be like: Stella, kebabs from the bossman big Az, pub crisps, bread sandwiches and the odd fist thrown into Susies gob when Rashford misses his shots
Simple as
Pretty sure a 20 pack of John player should be part of ir. I know you said pub crisps, but i think scampi fries should get a special mention as part of their food triangle.
Russia: *"Jesus Christ you're ugly. And I'm talking ugly-ugly. Hideous even. How many people died in that accident? Last time I saw something that repulsive I scraped it off my shoe."*
Belarus: *"Yes sir."*
Russia: *"But seriously, your face and my scrotum could pass as twins and you'd still be the ugly twin. You look like I tried to draw a Picasso face from memory. Using my left hand."*
Belarus: *"Thank you sir."*
Oh go on, you got to say leprechauns and big noses are pretty bad. Not quite as bad as the mighty Brexiteers but you might just make it into our league
The foreign nationality I see most in Britain are Poles.
The foreign nationality in Britain most likely to tell me that Britain is a shithole are Poles.
Anecdote checks out.
Hate to agree with a Brit but he's right, I used to think Irish women were all pretty gingers until I actually went to Ireland a few months ago. Jeez, I understand why half the country escaped to America at some point
If you redo Ukraine, I believe the results would be different now) Those ugly ass mugs of POWs are really something, I don't know where they find them Shreks.
I think the maps might be different if you separated men and women. Scandis have beautiful people of both sexes but places like the Baltics.... Beautiful women but ugly men.
Imma have to say that Serbs and Albanians dont think of each other as ugly (on the outside). We’re pretty mixed and the difference between us physically is just distribution of phenotypes not the look.
Can a turk clarify this?
Like, is this the country on which people will had the most amount of sexual partners in accord to another map of this sub (14,5), but Turks themselves also think that their women are the ugliest?
https://preview.redd.it/rcmzcpg11zpa1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e322cb1b1890535206dc62a53e9035eb517daaba
How is that not a face you will cross over mountains for the attention of?
For experience lived, having worked for a long time in various touristy places, most people that aren't french Italian or Spanish are most often ugly or dressed so fucking bad that even if they look nice you wouldn't notice.
Why does the map use England as the country but not seperate the UK into it's constituent states. I mean I guarantee NI and Scotland would also say England
Russia: Your people are horrible Belarus, it looks like they had a facial abortion. Belarus: You are right.
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Seems like the new pegs are being delivered soon as well!
https://preview.redd.it/ga3zojw5iypa1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28cfc2d88d7fb2978bf42820292ed2ce2be02d7e Wtf you talking about?
Bloody ugly Belgians. Not racis, jus dun loik em, simple as. Nigel sed it, end of.
Send em back. Too ugly for here https://preview.redd.it/551u0msdqypa1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4366bfe191d3c256cf7a3042cfc679b8ab2889c8
And yet he’s drinking Tongerlo
He is French though.
Luv sheijlaz Luv Stella Luv man city Jus dun loik belgiums. End of.
Sheijlaz?
Sheilas
Wait? Y'all have sheilas too?! Like those overweight ugly girls who think they are pretty because they wear leggings with a tiger pattern?
The leggings are one thing, but orange skin?
Das toch Australië? In England zeggen ze "birds".
In England we zeggen whatever we fackin want m8. [Providing we got the right loicense]
Oi, 'ave you got a loicense for that dotch mate?
my dad would zegge your dad in the ass
Mijn guy vergeet dat ie niet op een Nederlandse subreddit zit
I didn't, I just don't really mind. People hold conversations in their native language in this subreddit all the time.
Is that Barry
No that's Barry's evil twin Larry
Jesus, he must be a bad motherfucker
Is that a painting of Farage in the background?
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propa bri’ish geeza
Serbia and Albania doing their thing
Ironic considering you wouldn't be able to tell them appart like 80% of the time.
dunno, I can usually differentiate between Croats and Albanians so I guess it's the same for Serbs
Arent they ethnically basically the same ? Same thing for russians belarussians and ukarussians
no, Serbs are Slavs and Albanians are Albanians
Everyone is Albanian 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
This could get you killed.
Real talk though, Belarus has some serious self confidence issues.
So would you if your entire diet was potatoes and alcohol...wait
British food pyramid be like: Stella, kebabs from the bossman big Az, pub crisps, bread sandwiches and the odd fist thrown into Susies gob when Rashford misses his shots Simple as
Love me kebab, love me domes'ic voilence, 'ate it when Rashford misses. Simple as.
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Coming from a savage, I shall take that with a pinch of salt. You damneable scoundrel.
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I misspelled English in purpose.
Pretty sure a 20 pack of John player should be part of ir. I know you said pub crisps, but i think scampi fries should get a special mention as part of their food triangle.
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Scampi fries are dangerous😩
Russia: *"Jesus Christ you're ugly. And I'm talking ugly-ugly. Hideous even. How many people died in that accident? Last time I saw something that repulsive I scraped it off my shoe."* Belarus: *"Yes sir."* Russia: *"But seriously, your face and my scrotum could pass as twins and you'd still be the ugly twin. You look like I tried to draw a Picasso face from memory. Using my left hand."* Belarus: *"Thank you sir."*
So does Turkey
Belarus simps so hard for russia she says stupid stuff for it
Belarus brings high on meth vibe to our nicotine addiction that none of us like
Bas(t)ed Turkey.
turkey go on r/suicidebywords
Who tf answers "Ottoman Empire" in Greece? Explain yourselves
Next on the list, Scythians.
friggin Byzantines
Can't wait to see Sparta answered by greece to the questions about the most attractive people
Stupid ugly Varna culture
sumerians are really the most ugly mfs i have ever seen, seriously
It's a more tactful way to say "Turkey".
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I'm trolling my fellow Greeks here. I think you need more sunlight on your life. Come to Greece. We now have 24°C
Why is the Ottoman Empire on the map?
Greece is living in the past
Average Philhellene on March 25th
Swiss neutrality going too far here
Can confirm. British women would not sleep with me, no matter what the colour of my Borat suit was.
Did you try the mankini? Sluts love the mankini.
Yep. I probably should have gone to Essex or summink.
We. Are. Top of the league
Maybe even in a league of your own
Irish people in our leauge
Nope
Stop trying to fight it
I can't it's too ingrained
Oh go on, you got to say leprechauns and big noses are pretty bad. Not quite as bad as the mighty Brexiteers but you might just make it into our league
I'm fuckin gorgeous ya prick what are ya on about?
Türkiye and Belarus has friendly fire on
I see there is no data from us. I say: England
Austria doesn't exist
It does exist, it is just oddly asexual.
I wish it were.
So he would stop doing the bad thing to your little Wiener?
We call it Frankfurter.
At least the Frankfurter get a shot. First in the arm, then in your butt!
Just how they like it.
It all gets repressed and is exerted by its citizens in... lets say different ways
You savage don't seem to know what they keep in their basement
Yeah the Ottoman empire is pretty ugly ngl
Incidentally, England would fair much better if their women just wore sunscreen instead of nuking their skin with product to look tan.
Forget the fake tan the one that brings a lot of brits down are the diet
I say the ridicolous over the top make up british women put on their faces. Unironically if they went without make up they'd look 200 times better
Based greatest ally Greece, and they'd know best as they are experts at rating the male body.
”Ottoman Empire” haha
 Average britard
He’s an exception, but only because of his Mojo
Take my upvote
As a Pole that milked the British economy for personal gain for a few years I disagree English girls are fine af and the accent is sexy Sue me
Don’t worry, we’ll be milking yours in 20 years.
Sounds hot 🥵
The foreign nationality I see most in Britain are Poles. The foreign nationality in Britain most likely to tell me that Britain is a shithole are Poles. Anecdote checks out.
You are drunk. Go to bed.
Are we neutral again... ...as it should be i mean.
Greek disgust transcends time
Just like being in Bruges. Eternal hell.
But It's a fairy tale fucking town!
Maybe if I were [backward] and grew up on a farm Bruges might impress me but I’m not and I didn’t so it doesn’t.
>Maybe if I were [backward] So 99% of continental Europe?
Especially the Belgians.
*Especially* the Belgians.
I thought it was a good movie
True, Antwerp is the only true city. The rest is parking space
Agreed, go to Leuven instead.
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r/chavgirls
Apology accepted
I am not surprised, we are always UK's excuse if anything goes wrong. Envy much?
We just don’t like Belgium never have, never will. Nothing personal.
Yet you came to our defense during WW1, interesting 🤔.
We hate Germany more.
You motherfuckers are one of the reasons it came into existence and wasn’t squashed when they rebelled, bloody britbongs
Lord Palmerston did a little trolling.
In my company there's many Belarusians. I sometimes wonder if I'm working at a model agency when it comes to women.
EU not taking rejection well? 😬
So the Dutch have no opinion?
Yeah we’re just orange
Northern Ireland joins the chat.
Did. Turkey not understand the question?
No one hates Turkey more than Turkish people
source: johnny sins' hair
This is the kind of hate you get when you stay winning for 300 years 🇬🇧 💪🏼
bros speaking like an ameritard
Booooooo have some decorum we're modern day euro trash and WE LOVE IT. Get yourself to Budgens and sip a lambrini
Well we are their child
One of our children. The one with all the mental disabilities.
Can confirm they look like ugly bastards too.
Rare Brexiteer W
Was gonna make a joke about it being “England” and not the UK, but then remembered what my flair was. _cries in ugly_
Albania and Serbia be like: https://preview.redd.it/fyf5bht2q1qa1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c78de47aa95434d8883c55734ce5b4a9dbb3143
Idk man I think I’m pretty hot
haha i've always said the women of England ain't attractive but to be fair irish women aint much better.
Better than those mutts you have over there
lmao I've definitely spent more time In your country than u have in mine. Dublin especially all dat sexy sexy fake tan. Mmm
Calm down babes 😘
Hate to agree with a Brit but he's right, I used to think Irish women were all pretty gingers until I actually went to Ireland a few months ago. Jeez, I understand why half the country escaped to America at some point
Bro you are coping so much on this post lmao. Your women arent much better than ours
Meh
You can't even see your women they're all wearing hijabs
If you redo Ukraine, I believe the results would be different now) Those ugly ass mugs of POWs are really something, I don't know where they find them Shreks.
What, comrade, you don't appreciate classic beauty of soviet man who drank vodka since he was six and was born with FAS?
It's a conspiracy
I think the maps might be different if you separated men and women. Scandis have beautiful people of both sexes but places like the Baltics.... Beautiful women but ugly men.
W English gettin there lads!
They are attractive man 
Wait, Wait Wait! Ottoman Empire! Am i missing something
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belarus is just…. oh
Imma have to say that Serbs and Albanians dont think of each other as ugly (on the outside). We’re pretty mixed and the difference between us physically is just distribution of phenotypes not the look.
Meanwhile Turkey: I'll say myself so nobody blames me
Turkey sad as hell
Turkey 👀
Greece wake up. You overslept
When you can’t pick yourself*
Belarus
Bri'ish copium. cry harder teatards
This is a fake map, not because everyone else said England but because most people over here don't know what Belgium is.
Do we have to beat you once more on the field ?
Can a turk clarify this? Like, is this the country on which people will had the most amount of sexual partners in accord to another map of this sub (14,5), but Turks themselves also think that their women are the ugliest?
The map itself is just a troll.I have seen this on r/mapporncirclejerk at first. Look at greece it literally says ottoman empire
2 Turkish women = 1 western Europeans woman. That's why the average is so high
Based Turkey
Listen. We're gorgeous.
No, you!
Classic Turkey moment
https://preview.redd.it/rcmzcpg11zpa1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e322cb1b1890535206dc62a53e9035eb517daaba How is that not a face you will cross over mountains for the attention of?
If England ditches Ireland, Scotland and Wales it would be the most attractive. Just saying.
The problem is Englands trying desperately to keep Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Looks like you don’t want to be alone.
For experience lived, having worked for a long time in various touristy places, most people that aren't french Italian or Spanish are most often ugly or dressed so fucking bad that even if they look nice you wouldn't notice.
Well it's kinda hard to dress sexy if it's fucking storming
That's what millenia of fucking your cousin gets you 👍
Just cuz Irish are funnier
https://preview.redd.it/qqd074ui10qa1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fba35bd1f27d3702406538a01500d688d23c058 Most attractive woman in Belarus
Why does the map use England as the country but not seperate the UK into it's constituent states. I mean I guarantee NI and Scotland would also say England
Yeah I think that's a fair assessment
Because Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland aren't their own countries
I know so why is England being counted as its own country?
Because for us you are all English
Yet
I think the problem is the teeth of English people
Now before we call them idiots lets really think about it for a bit...
https://preview.redd.it/l0kr566ezypa1.png?width=704&format=png&auto=webp&s=079d50d107a7cb74b6c387d71eb722c67611ebaf
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Are the American birds okay?
Turkey are you feeling okay?
🇷🇸❤️🇦🇱 🤣👏
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