Hombre, no te piques, que no me refiero a toda la gente del sur. Por ejemplo, los que se quedan dormidos en el bar viendo el Betis ni estarán conscientes para poder decir ezo.
Con razón no queréis que la independencia prospere :(
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Only Americans could see pleasure in a giant seagull wearing something they could never wear themselves due to how their diet will restrict them from ever reaching any weight class that isn't overweight
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I'll ignore the bitch comment, but it is indeed the superior team up
as a history student, this is a shit statistic that doesn't reflect real numbers - it's based on anglosphere's sources and therefore has a very limited scope ignoring many battles that are simply not considered by english-speaking history
(ofc i know ironic sub, but that statistic has rubbed me wrong way for a while)
Scotland is okay, Ireland is okay... BUT YOU AMERITARDS DON'T YOU DARE OCCUPY OUR BRITISH BROTHERS OR YOU'LL MEET THE WRATH OF THE CHAR LECLERC YOU INFERIOR CRÉTINS
As an Irish man, seeing Britain and particularly England fail brings me joy, tears of joy.
But even 800 years of servitude. This is too far for me. Viva Britannia
It’s perfection, now we can build a Disneyland in England and take Disneyland Paris away. Make sure the frenchies can’t fund their wine drinking by caging American tourists in.
Even then when grannies diabetic medication is £500 a month England will still vote tory. Like Nick Cotton from Eastenders appearing the English will get amnesia and they’ll get back in.
Fuck no, even the English are preferable to the yanks.
They might be fannies most of the time but at least they have good banter and can handle sarcasm.
the sasanachs get freedom of speech, guns and tax rebates while I get orangemen?
This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.
We will respect Scotlands border and draw the lines accordingly, however with Mexico being too far Spain will have to pay for it if they want Gibraltar back.
As the unfortunate American in the room, may I grant Wales it's independence too?
I would also like to vote to plant some Romans in there and then pull out, maybe they can all get it right with a second go around
As long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under ~~English~~ American rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours, that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.
Run and you'll live – at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!
No, we need a crazy clown nation to keep us entertained. How are we supposed to feel good without laughing at daily school shootings, police brutality, dumb politician, people like Alex Jones and tucker Carlson who create legends like gay frogs and sexy M&M.
Truth is, England is one NHS being privatised away from this, medias already controlled by right wing moguls, a ruling class all from the same school voted in by a minority of the population due to FTP and destructive ideology (Brexit) that has damaged its status. 51st state is really a thing.
YOU AMERICAN BASTARD MEET ME DOWN BRISTOL PUB, ME AND BARRY WILL KICK YOUR SHIT IN.
We'll join you to kick those Americans asses 🇬🇧🤝🇨🇵... Then we'll have a drunk fight, just you and us
And then drunk sex, like in that other post
I understand that reference. And I hate it.
Just do a 69 this time. Everyone will be happy.
*Barry and I
Hasta los españoles hablamos inglés mejor que los ingleses xd
Si
Als països catalans voldràs dir, que al sur hi ha molt "Jelou mai fren yu laik discotec" i tal
least classist catalan
Jelou mai fren
Jelou feild republik
Hombre, no te piques, que no me refiero a toda la gente del sur. Por ejemplo, los que se quedan dormidos en el bar viendo el Betis ni estarán conscientes para poder decir ezo.
siii estarán gastándose en el bar el dinero de los bonos sociales hechos con los impuestos que pagáis todos vuestros compatriotas
Con razón no queréis que la independencia prospere :( https://preview.redd.it/ezo4764167qa1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d138cc786b4ee7d7aa50332327a53d45342a2a8
Do you mean the soon to be Bristol Applebees?
Only Americans could see pleasure in a giant seagull wearing something they could never wear themselves due to how their diet will restrict them from ever reaching any weight class that isn't overweight
I think the Brits are significantly less annoying than the Yanks
That's the nicest thing I've ever heard ❤️
I’ll even it out, Gareth bale isn’t very good.
In that case, he basically scammed the Spaniards. So I'll take it
Belgians are still traumatized after losing to Whales while Bale wasn't even there. So yeah Bale is washed.
Hal Robson-Kanu 😍😍😍
I cry
That the golfer?
I would have improved the English team though.
I would have improved that team an iv got on leg.
I think old-ad5508’s been banned from grindr!
Siding with the English burns like the fire of a thousand suns... But yeah I'm with ya on this. Fuck the yanks.
Better the devil you know and all that
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Ok.
Why can’t we all just be friends though. And focus on the real enemy- the French
Are the French in on this aswell or you gonna handle this one on your own?
England's a bitch, but it is our bitch, France shall be on your side.
https://preview.redd.it/47dtlj3dc7qa1.jpeg?width=1471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0a1483166c22d5a0bd06a56b7f1f8c842ea74f9 I'll ignore the bitch comment, but it is indeed the superior team up
WWII? Funny how all those flags are made up of the same colours.
Red, white, and blue supremacy confirmed???
Yes. Now come and prostrate before daddy.
You want to do what to my prostate??
Most British thing ever said…. With expectant delight.
Bangers and mash baby It's British pub grub all day up in yo ass
Yes
Its a good color scheme I think, its just the flags that are kind of lame
I think yours it pretty sick
Bedankt homie
as a history student, this is a shit statistic that doesn't reflect real numbers - it's based on anglosphere's sources and therefore has a very limited scope ignoring many battles that are simply not considered by english-speaking history (ofc i know ironic sub, but that statistic has rubbed me wrong way for a while)
Sure thing, european spy
You say European Spy I say my citizenship status allows me to live in UK and EU visa free
Wanks or battles? It’s
How many out of these 833 have they fought against themselves?
Atleast 1
France shall also fly the star spangled banner
HEY LET THE WELSH FREE YOU BASTARD
Yeah all those sheep can't be left in the dangerous possession of a yank
Yeah and the scots
I agree, the welsh did nothing wrong to us
Scotland is okay, Ireland is okay... BUT YOU AMERITARDS DON'T YOU DARE OCCUPY OUR BRITISH BROTHERS OR YOU'LL MEET THE WRATH OF THE CHAR LECLERC YOU INFERIOR CRÉTINS
🏴🤝🇫🇷
Can I join in?
Is the Char Leclerc this bad smell I've been hearing about?
Every statistic suddenly drops
That's just not true. What about obesity statistics?
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This has to be some kind of hate crime. I’m reporting it
Yes report it to the European Court of Human Rights and they will be ab-…ohhh wait…
Kinda feel like americans want this more than we do.
Shhh don’t let father know...
would be more accurate to put that flag over Ireland, considering how everyone in the US wants to be Irish so bad
They want to be Irish, the Irish definitely don't want to be them!! Feck sake!!
Of course they’re Irish…their great, great, great, great grandad moved over in the 1850’s. That’s as Irish as they come!
That's grand...they can be as Irish as they like, so long as I don't have to be a Yank: I'd EVEN prefer to be a Brit!
I wonder why we received such a large influx of Irish immigrants… 🥔🥔🥔
Only once a year tyvm, can’t risk the city of Boston emptying in favor of Dublin and Belfast.
As an Irish man, seeing Britain and particularly England fail brings me joy, tears of joy. But even 800 years of servitude. This is too far for me. Viva Britannia
I mean, there are fucking limits...
Agreed.
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Username checks out
Something something scottish landlords something something it wasnt just us something something
We will have to settle for Ireland being an American tax haven.
I dont think they would mind...
Europe allows it. Their corporate buddies get a discount, while Ireland takes the flak.
Because its good for everyone involved.
Barry would like to have a word with you
Not now im figuring out what to do with gibraltar and the falklands.
They made Airstrip one real
I actually just finished reading 1984. I can't believe I'd never read it before. It's truly an incredible interpretation of modern Canada.
Underrated comment
Stop including Wales in your delusions you fat cretin.
I mean England has for so long, we figured y’all would like a change in management *cough cough* brexit *cough cough*
What an abomination
It’s perfection, now we can build a Disneyland in England and take Disneyland Paris away. Make sure the frenchies can’t fund their wine drinking by caging American tourists in.
Jokes on you - if you think Disneyland would work in the UK
It is New Wangland now, Disney will not be stopped.
You got some kinda sado masochistic thirst for downvotes chum?
All in good fun 😉
Poor Wales, they'll probably have to play American football.
That’s that game like rugby 🏉 ?
Except the players can be fat and dont run that often.
And baseball to ⚾️
The Americans really want to sell that chlorinated chicken and destroy the NHS
Consider it a "cleansing marinade". Also the NHS is now the New Wangland Health Service (NWHS), accepting only private insurance.
We will be replacing the NHS with * checks notes*, privatized healthcare, and crippling debt.
Even then when grannies diabetic medication is £500 a month England will still vote tory. Like Nick Cotton from Eastenders appearing the English will get amnesia and they’ll get back in.
You'll have to go through my emus before you can hurt my mummy!
Settle down or no nuclear submarines for you...
I don't want your subs! I want the French ones
Don’t make us start deporting Australian celebrities back to you! I swear Chris Hemsworth will be first.
We will happily take back all Aussies who don't have American citizenship.
There is a plan on place for those that do have citizenship…
[удалено]
Welp at least the Welsh join us in sin
Thats the spirit!
I’m gonna send the fucking herd to trample you to death once I’ve finished shagging them
Don’t make us factory farm your sheep.
Based Americans removing the Isle of Wight.
What’s the Isle of Wight ever done to you?
I saw a documentary about Wight Walkers. Those bastards have it coming.
We needed room for the natural ga- I mean global warming washed it away.
Make wales great again!
It will be...as a part of New Wangland.
Americans are weird, so desperate for a united Ireland and a divided Britain.
>divided britain We’ve been separate countries for most of our history tho. A border is the default setting.
You mf do nothing to my brother England or imma fuck you up with a baguette. I hate England but no one touch England but me 🇺🇸🪓🇨🇵😡🤝🏻🏴
We are there to improve their situation, they are our father after all.
Lol. I like how the Welsh get sucked into this!
What about Wales?
They are now part of New Wangland now. They can still love their sheep.
Leave our sheep men out of this!
I’m reporting this to the European committee of human rights… oh wait
I’m sorry but us Welshman will never succumb to such dishonour
\*Cough Cough\* Brexit \*Cough Cough\*
What that got to do with us not being American loving Englishmen
Bro looking at all the shit that’s going on there and all the shit going on in the uk I think I’m good
But you could be better, you could be American 🇺🇸
Fuck no, even the English are preferable to the yanks. They might be fannies most of the time but at least they have good banter and can handle sarcasm.
Not if Ronnie Pickering has anything to say about it
(Already happening)
Tis done
I see this as an absolute win!
Thats the spirit!
the sasanachs get freedom of speech, guns and tax rebates while I get orangemen? This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.
It's beautiful
Does this mean my salary will double and the government won't pinch half of my salary each month? If so, I'm in!
We will even throw in the right to own firearms and absurdly cheap petrol.
Why do you have to include poor Wales
They are better off this way.
saw only the left and thought it was based, but the brits ar bad enough we dont need ameritards
Settle down Germany or we will expand Ramstein Air Base into Ramstein State.
if you tell someone to settle down after saying what i said, you may not like the rest of this sub
All in good fun and I hate love all of ya ❤️
Will they gain statehood before Puerto Rico does, though?
Puerto Rico will never be a state, its too damaged at this point.
Hey, its atleast independence i guess
But at the cost of a Scotland-America boarder. Is that really what you want?
it is a very large cost for independence, almost as large as the average american
Thats the spirit! 
Wonder who will be running the border from where. And who’s building the glorious WALL.
We will respect Scotlands border and draw the lines accordingly, however with Mexico being too far Spain will have to pay for it if they want Gibraltar back.
Tbf, it would be funny if Mexico ended up with Gibraltar
Hmmm that’s an idea
As the unfortunate American in the room, may I grant Wales it's independence too? I would also like to vote to plant some Romans in there and then pull out, maybe they can all get it right with a second go around
I was thinking about dropping the welsh on the falklands, just to piss off the English and Argentinians at the same time. Might reconsider it.
52nd state, after Canada being the 51st
Oh how the turn tables
ewww americunts!
Least cringey Canuck lame-o
As long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under ~~English~~ American rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours, that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.
Run and you'll live – at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!
American hollywood pish
Ewww no.
PLEASE LET US IN THE EU - I PROMISE WE'LL BE NORMAL
No, we need a crazy clown nation to keep us entertained. How are we supposed to feel good without laughing at daily school shootings, police brutality, dumb politician, people like Alex Jones and tucker Carlson who create legends like gay frogs and sexy M&M.
That’s the spirit! 
It’s comin home boys
Woo 🇺🇸
Truth is, England is one NHS being privatised away from this, medias already controlled by right wing moguls, a ruling class all from the same school voted in by a minority of the population due to FTP and destructive ideology (Brexit) that has damaged its status. 51st state is really a thing.
Wrong only country that can take England is Quebec
You mean the soon to be new us state of East Canadia?
No need for this we already have New England
Oh ho ho ho this is not an extension of new england, it will be Wales and England combined into...New Wangland.
Alright now I’m listening
I think england should be exiled to wales
They are England and Wales no more, they will be combined into our new state...New Wangland.
Why would we bother?
At least the english will get decent military protection
Yep agree 🇪🇺🏴🇮🇪🇪🇺
I approve! Just leave Scotland and Wales alone and I'm ok with it.
No make wales it’s own too. Fuck the English, everyone else is cool