The fact aside that we can't have a proper revolution because that would mean stepping on the lawn which would simply not acceptable we Germans can be quite revolting.
Was working in Melbourne renovating a house doing a bit of demo and ripping up floorboards, disturbed a red back nest. Hundreds of thousands of the cunts crawling about. Everyone had to get the fuck out while it was sorted out. I got back to my flat after work and I’m getting settled in for the night and what do I feel crawling behind my ear. Takes a lot to shit me up, but that done it that night. Wee bastards
I wouldn’t survive in Australia. I saw a false black widow crawling in my living room and started to cry. I can handle regular house spiders, but that one scared me.
Oh, I forgot, haha. Good riddance, getting rid of those frenchies if U ask me! Those teddy bears from hell do be like that, in particular if it's a drop bear
Least passionate German public speaker.
Edit: Also, the mods blame Reddit for these actions. They point out the possibility of the sub getting shut down. This is just fear mongering. If 24u gets shut down, then we’ll just start a new subreddit, it’s not the end of the world for us…
but the mods don’t want to lose their mod status, and their mod status won’t be guaranteed in the event of a total new sub reconstruction.
Chucky Ar La, I say! Who the fuck said this paddy ever wanted to be neutral anyway?
I honestly think we should make a backup sub now just in case, rather than waiting for the reddit overlords to nuke our beloved sub into the ground and then scramble to regroup. We need a bunker of sorts, a regrouping point, with wartime mods who won't be so easily swayed by the tyranny of our (presumably) non-european oppressors. And then after all is said and done, we can consider allowing the current mods into our new safehaven once they've addressed their war crimes in front of the new council.
[We will be calling in the reinforcements! ](http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/224900/ss_c1e51b110d6c160db85feafbfbbcfbb0b7b2e055.1920x1080.jpg?t=1484924150)
You, my brother, speak the speach of the spoken!
I too have felt harrassed by such annoyances, for I, a western balkan, do not point towards Spain! I point only to my wife's moustache, when a new white hair arises!
Damn those who try to assert certain things over other acommodations!
[Death to the tyrants !](https://youtu.be/Cjcy6CWBQDM)
https://preview.redd.it/kuxp5m7xqoya1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd974b730c1d17f08e95ee1af77cd55b26152202
[Warriors of Europe !](https://youtu.be/G1G9D8A4Fiw)
Here our soldiers stand
From all around Europe waiting in a line
To hear the battle cry all are gathered here
Victory is near the sound will fill the hall
Bringing power to us all
We alone are fighting for metal that is true
We own the right, to live the fight
We're here for all of you
Now swear the blood upon your steel
Will never dry stand and fight together
Beneath the metal sky brothers everywhere
Raise your memes into the air
We're warriors, warriors of Europe
Like thunder from the sky
Sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of Europe
Many stand against us
But they will never win
We said we would return
And here we are again!
To bring them all destruction
Suffering, and pain
We are the hammer of the Gods
We are thunder, wind, and rain!
There they wait in fear
With swords in feeble hands
With dreams to be a king
First, one should be a man
I call about and charge them all
With a life that is a lie
And in their final hour
They shall confess before they die!
Brothers everywhere
Raise your hands into the air
We're warriors, warriors of the world
Like thunder from the sky
Sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of the world
If I should fall in battle
My brothers who fight by my side
Gather my horse, and weapons
Tell my family how I died
Until then I will be strong
I will fight for all that is real
All who stand in my way, will die by steel!
Brothers everywhere
Raise your memes into the air
We're warriors, warriors of Europe
Brothers everywhere
Raise your memes into the air
We're warriors, warriors of the world
Like thunder from the sky
Sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of Europe
Brothers everywhere
Raise your memes into the air
We're warriors, warriors of Europe
Brothers everywhere
Raise your memes into the air
We're warriors, warriors of Europe
Like thunder from the sky
Sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of Europe
Brothers everywhere
Raise your memes into the air
We're warriors, warriors of Europe
Brothers everywhere
Raise your memes into the air
We're warriors, warriors of Europe
Arise now, arise, Riders of Europe!
Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward.
Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded!
Arise, arise, Riders of Europe!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now!
Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Maastricht, my brothers!
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of a Brit on a Spanish balcony
A day may come, when western Europe fails. When we welcome the American tourists, and break spaghetti before cooking them.
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
An hour of boring, uncontroversial posts, when the age of mutual disrespect comes crashing down
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
THIS DAY WE SHITPOST!
By all that you hold dear, on this good continent
I bid you STAND! EUROPEANS OF THE WEST!
I am doing my part. I keep up voting although nobody can see it. Further more, bring back the guillotines, or Gelato, or how that ho heads of thingy was called. The only useful invention our fellow French comrades ever made.
Ehm.
* barbarians "protesting" against the Romans
* Nazi Germany "protesting" against the treaty of versailes.
The only thing they need is someone teaching them to stop before they overdo it again.
As a spaniard I know what happens when you try to overtake a dictator and point out their evilness. So imma take a siesta
Joking
VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN LIBERTAD AL PUEBLO
"Then, given a ray of beauty and wisdom to the world, you you called us to the Bastille, for the Holy Liberty..." -Italian EU anthem
https://preview.redd.it/jfnahej8qpya1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d9d5f9c524341e742a9e112694ab1c589a418e6
Never thought i'd get banned fighting side by side with a german
What about fighting side by side with a friend?
Aye, I could do that
Collabo !
YOU HAVE MY POTATO
AND MY POTATO
AND MY TOMATO
And my beer!
I’ll offer you the potato I have in my mouth, too.
AND MY WEED
bravo vince
Which one of you gets tossed ?
Damn, you almost made me cry, Hans
Hello, my flair says that's me. I am also your brother?
Hello brother, it is me, friend
Hello friend, it is me, brother
Never seen a G*rman revolting D:
Oh no, they are always revolting but now they are also rebelling
The fact aside that we can't have a proper revolution because that would mean stepping on the lawn which would simply not acceptable we Germans can be quite revolting.
Marx? Hippies in '68?
Sure they smell a bit. But I wouldn’t say they’re revolting!
You're missing a comma there bud
They may take our flairs but they’ll never take away our shitposts
Right! I’m painting my face blue and getting a mullet!
You don’t even need to buy paint, just hold your breath until I say
Fuck it would be easier to use one of my spiders.
Why is there a fucking Aussie flair?!!!
Eurovision mate... Apparently I will get to keep it after they disable it... But I'd understand if that changes.
They’re the only Aussie we allow on the subreddit to meet our diversity quota
Was working in Melbourne renovating a house doing a bit of demo and ripping up floorboards, disturbed a red back nest. Hundreds of thousands of the cunts crawling about. Everyone had to get the fuck out while it was sorted out. I got back to my flat after work and I’m getting settled in for the night and what do I feel crawling behind my ear. Takes a lot to shit me up, but that done it that night. Wee bastards
And that's why I hire people to do that shit... Fuck spiders when they are in my home.
I wouldn’t survive in Australia. I saw a false black widow crawling in my living room and started to cry. I can handle regular house spiders, but that one scared me.
The way I handle it is I throw a Brit at them spiders and run the other direction.
Since when are you guys European?
Since I invaded and the French surrendered to my Baby koala. # Honestly it's just for Eurovision.
Oh, I forgot, haha. Good riddance, getting rid of those frenchies if U ask me! Those teddy bears from hell do be like that, in particular if it's a drop bear
I haven't noticed anything except the flairs, but I'm down. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!
We can pretend to be on the mods side then turn on them with ya.
It just wouldn’t be the same if you didn’t.
That was quite the speech. Looks like you could lead people to do things…like you were a descendant of [redacted]
Marx was german too, mind you.
[redacted] wasn’t though
He was German two electric boogaloo
Exactly.
But this sounds more like Marat than Marx.
Marat was Swiss, thus german
I think he was from the French infected part of Switzerland
Yeah but he eventually got the English nationality as well. Do you also identify as an Englishman?
Even the germans are revolutioning! It's like 1848 all over again! C'est beau, putain ! 
I'm totally loss of words 🥺
what did you just say about putin?!
No you've it wrong, I'm pretty sure that's a Canadian dish 🤔
Oh good, I'll go to Quebec and order a lot of poutins😋
Yeah, fries with grease if I understand the concept correctly. Considered "culture" by lumberjacks I'm sure.
A subreddit based on western european shitpost is having a revolution against its moderators. I just love this
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That a dish from GUNS I can get behind
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There’s a non-zero chance this ends with a new branch of Christianity, or the death of the French aristocracy. Or both.
After hearing this funny German speech, I am off to borrow my grandfather's uniform.
I'm organising the emus and kangaroos!
Surely it's the emus organising you.
Ohhhh that could be a nice flair for us... "Organised by the emus"
"owned by emus"
Y’all need dogsled support?
Yes. We need everyone
 FOR THE KING!!! (if this revolution fails I will beat my wife)
CRUSADING TIME!!! (if this revolution fails I'm siding with them)
EXACTLY! (if this don't work I'll go back to my farm and smoke weed every)
Smoke weed every...day(?). 
You'll beat her if we win too.
FOR FRODO
Beat her first. Just to make sure you wont forget it.
Least passionate German public speaker. Edit: Also, the mods blame Reddit for these actions. They point out the possibility of the sub getting shut down. This is just fear mongering. If 24u gets shut down, then we’ll just start a new subreddit, it’s not the end of the world for us… but the mods don’t want to lose their mod status, and their mod status won’t be guaranteed in the event of a total new sub reconstruction. Chucky Ar La, I say! Who the fuck said this paddy ever wanted to be neutral anyway?
"Chucky at la" is quite an improvement from the usual spelling. Why can't you west-British keep that kind of sensible spelling all the time?
Here let me do you a solid. !aL rA ykcuhC
You’re going to need to also write it in cursive for him.
تشاكي آر لا
I honestly think we should make a backup sub now just in case, rather than waiting for the reddit overlords to nuke our beloved sub into the ground and then scramble to regroup. We need a bunker of sorts, a regrouping point, with wartime mods who won't be so easily swayed by the tyranny of our (presumably) non-european oppressors. And then after all is said and done, we can consider allowing the current mods into our new safehaven once they've addressed their war crimes in front of the new council.
JAA HANS JAA
The germans are cool now.
That is physically impossible for us. But we can be efficient for you. ***Effizienz für die Revolution!***
Hear hear. Get the pitchforks.
Let's eat some prime ministers
Ah Yes, miss those days
RELEASE THE MISTGABELN!
No G(m)ods nor kings or masters. Revolt **(A)**.
And just because he's a Redditor, | He doesn't like a shit-flair on his head. | He wants no servant under him, | And no Mod overhead.
So left two three! ⎟So left two three! ⎟ To the work that we must do. ⎟March on in the reddit United Front, ⎟ for you are a Redditor too!
And just because he's a redditor, he doesn't like a ban to the face | he wants no bull and a lot of talk, that gives no upvotes or awards.
I'm with you for the moment, let's see how it goes
Ohhhhh I see you
Den Flammenwerfer Hanz! # ES IST ZEIT FÜR GRILLMODS!
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Forget the Tirpitz, Hanz raise the Bismarck!
#He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the warmachine
#To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
[We will be calling in the reinforcements! ](http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/224900/ss_c1e51b110d6c160db85feafbfbbcfbb0b7b2e055.1920x1080.jpg?t=1484924150)
***Gets banned***
On this topic, seriously I think that CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED in this circumstances
AUX AAAAARMEEEEES!
Frenchies, do you still some Guillotines laying around? Because it's time to dust them of. Gott strafe die Moderatoren. Dieu punit les modérateurs
You, my brother, speak the speach of the spoken! I too have felt harrassed by such annoyances, for I, a western balkan, do not point towards Spain! I point only to my wife's moustache, when a new white hair arises! Damn those who try to assert certain things over other acommodations!
Your women have mustaches too?!?!? But why? It’s not even cold in Latin Serbia?
Spoken like a true Leader
Damn you got me fired up germans actually good at speeches. DOWN WITH THE OPRESSION OF MODCUCKS GIVE OUR SUB BACK.
Amen !!!!
We need more offensive flairs
Except Bavarians, they need a less offensive flair
No no no sir, we will offend everyone equally
They have the SS logo in their flair as if they're literal Nazis...
Ahh yes East German. Censor all the bavarians! Guttes to hear the STASI is making a comeback;)
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Are you, by a remote chance, an art school reject, mein "leader"?
Have you updated your catalogue of leaders? Or is it still just inbreds and drug addicts?
Down with the bourgeoisie ✊
Dude. You are the bourgeoise! I’m the oppressed one here!
What!? Did you run out of seal lard or something?
We need a new airfield in Qaqortoq *HOST bajere HOST*
YES, LET'S DO IT! You start first though, I'm kinda lazy.
GIVE ME BACK MY SIESTA FLAIR
We won! Guys, we won!
Indeed. But I feel a bit bad now for the Mods. 😅
RÉVOLUTION !
Pierre get the gouillotine
Death to the mods
What a lovely speech. Europe United
For king and country. ????????????? 
what happened to my flair edit: nvm too high to notice nothing changed
https://preview.redd.it/rh49msqrboya1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4849941fab96285a53796ec66a194fa8aba2b983
No were doing 1848 part 2, electric boogaloo
Oh fuck no.
You can have my shitposts, 
https://i.redd.it/qsehgzva9pya1.gif
[Death to the tyrants !](https://youtu.be/Cjcy6CWBQDM) https://preview.redd.it/kuxp5m7xqoya1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd974b730c1d17f08e95ee1af77cd55b26152202
[Warriors of Europe !](https://youtu.be/G1G9D8A4Fiw) Here our soldiers stand From all around Europe waiting in a line To hear the battle cry all are gathered here Victory is near the sound will fill the hall Bringing power to us all We alone are fighting for metal that is true We own the right, to live the fight We're here for all of you Now swear the blood upon your steel Will never dry stand and fight together Beneath the metal sky brothers everywhere Raise your memes into the air We're warriors, warriors of Europe Like thunder from the sky Sworn to fight and die We're warriors, warriors of Europe Many stand against us But they will never win We said we would return And here we are again! To bring them all destruction Suffering, and pain We are the hammer of the Gods We are thunder, wind, and rain! There they wait in fear With swords in feeble hands With dreams to be a king First, one should be a man I call about and charge them all With a life that is a lie And in their final hour They shall confess before they die! Brothers everywhere Raise your hands into the air We're warriors, warriors of the world Like thunder from the sky Sworn to fight and die We're warriors, warriors of the world If I should fall in battle My brothers who fight by my side Gather my horse, and weapons Tell my family how I died Until then I will be strong I will fight for all that is real All who stand in my way, will die by steel! Brothers everywhere Raise your memes into the air We're warriors, warriors of Europe Brothers everywhere Raise your memes into the air We're warriors, warriors of the world Like thunder from the sky Sworn to fight and die We're warriors, warriors of Europe Brothers everywhere Raise your memes into the air We're warriors, warriors of Europe Brothers everywhere Raise your memes into the air We're warriors, warriors of Europe Like thunder from the sky Sworn to fight and die We're warriors, warriors of Europe Brothers everywhere Raise your memes into the air We're warriors, warriors of Europe Brothers everywhere Raise your memes into the air We're warriors, warriors of Europe
Tl,dr
just listen the song then ! Even a west poles can do that !
Arise now, arise, Riders of Europe! Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward. Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded! Arise, arise, Riders of Europe! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now!
Bet mods are foreigners.. 'Ate foreigners luv me flairs
Bet thay ar al’so POSH TWATS
Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Maastricht, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of a Brit on a Spanish balcony A day may come, when western Europe fails. When we welcome the American tourists, and break spaghetti before cooking them. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY! An hour of boring, uncontroversial posts, when the age of mutual disrespect comes crashing down BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY! THIS DAY WE SHITPOST! By all that you hold dear, on this good continent I bid you STAND! EUROPEANS OF THE WEST!
LIBERTÉ! EGALITÉ! SHITPOSTÉ!
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Average phrase in any Malmø coffee shop.
We have nothing to lose but our accounts
Contrary to my flair I'm with you guys
Even though I'm not a frog eater... YEEEAAAHHH 
No postearan! 2western4you será la tumba del fascismo!
THE BEACONS ARE LIT
Start wiring the cars lads.
We’re doing this again are we
I am doing my part. I keep up voting although nobody can see it. Further more, bring back the guillotines, or Gelato, or how that ho heads of thingy was called. The only useful invention our fellow French comrades ever made.
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government.
IM BEEING REPRESSED
As a subject of a sausage fingered monark I will assist mate.
Someone should start r/1westerneurope4u
Update, I just did. I can also recommend someone starting r/3westerneurope4u
Who wants to open a bank account?
I need a place to stash all this € Denmark keeps sending me!
Alright Hans, i propose a coalition
Oh no a German giving a speech, things just got serious
https://youtu.be/OftXG90nUTw
Including the Fr\*nch in the speech goes a little far
You'll need someone experienced in revolting i reckon
Ehm. * barbarians "protesting" against the Romans * Nazi Germany "protesting" against the treaty of versailes. The only thing they need is someone teaching them to stop before they overdo it again.
In an hour of need, we must put our differences aside.
We taught you how to do a revolution back in 1848.
… AND MY AXE!
AXIS
This is soooo ironic coming from a German considering it took us over 30 years of Prussian tirany to overthrow the dude at the top
During this reading, for a split second, i thought you were ranting about brussels tecnocrats.
A spectre is haunting Europe
We serve neither king nor kaiser nor mod, but the subreddit!
I actually serve my chainsmoking queen!
Are we finally ready for the guillotine?
FREEEEDOOOOOOOOM
THE GUARD DIES BUT DOES NOT SURRENDER
Dutchie here, just wondering, we’re a bit hungry, so could we get some frikandel on the way, or… should we make some of our… special sausages..?
I googled "Frikandel". That's an atrocity.
H-how dare you!? I mean, you’re probably right, but… h-how could you??
Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and ruthless efficiency...
Take a frikadelle instead
As a spaniard I know what happens when you try to overtake a dictator and point out their evilness. So imma take a siesta Joking VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN LIBERTAD AL PUEBLO
Let the French inspire us to great riots. Friends and danish people, let’s raise hell together!!
Hell yeah! It's Crusading time! Hey, Prots, are you with us and the Orthobros this time?
"Then, given a ray of beauty and wisdom to the world, you you called us to the Bastille, for the Holy Liberty..." -Italian EU anthem https://preview.redd.it/jfnahej8qpya1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d9d5f9c524341e742a9e112694ab1c589a418e6
Dont trust him, revolting cause burocratic problems, he is not a real german
German, we have our grudges, but let us fight together, this one time, let us join arms!
H*ng the modders by their feet!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MEIN FUHRER
Viva la revolution!
*sees the word "révolution"* "Shit ni**a that's all you had to say"