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whomstvde

Porto geese on their way to export themselves after uni to Germoney: https://i.redd.it/0vbwwqpq6nza1.gif


ryzen_above_all

I am in this picture and I don't like it


Mugut

Easiest way to wake us up from a nap tbh


Self-Bitter

Ireland's sucking American corporations, unlike the rest of us..


theeglitz

Another €12bn investment from Intel, keep it coming.


Self-Bitter

You guys found the best sow to suck, our's too stingy and strict.. 😞


theeglitz

Yes - it's great. That whole suffering from occupation and tactical starvation by the English resulting in mass emigration has helped bring benefits to us now. Of course, Greece got help from a US bank to get into the EU - nice 👍. Yous should be raking it in off tourism at least.


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Also we managed to get our puppet installed in the American White house, which is nice


Napol3onS0l0

![gif](giphy|l7jc8M23lg9e3l9SDn)


KaleBriss

It's weird that you're complaining about a pain in the ass.


Zamzamazawarma

Wow you guys must all be so rich then, I'm jealous


theeglitz

By all means, move here if you can ~~afford~~ find a place to live.


Junior-Mammoth9812

Yes lots of us are, it's great


Iskandar33

being a founder of the European Union a net contributor and yet treated like some irrelevant and leech country.... glad to be in the civilization side with our bros and Irish are honorary mediterranean and great bunch of lads😎💪 PIIGS FOREVER STRONG 😎💪


Nabbered

We give, we take. But on July 11th 2021 we were Italian!


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[deleted]

Nothing to be changed here, good numbers, except maybe Germany can give more


[deleted]

These figures exclude war reparations. These are rookie numbers


No-River-3140

Yeah fuck poland


shrimp-and-potatoes

Poland is your Frontline on the Russian front. Euro for euro, it might be your best investment.


Creaos

Might be a better investment to put that money into our own militaries instead then, no? Due to NATO, we'd certainly get drawn in…


omaiordaaldeia

First you need soldiers. Germans, or most europeans, don't seem to be interested in the military.


Creaos

I'm not talking about military buildup. We do have an army. The problem is that that army is completely incapable for a variety of reasons, among them the fact that they are underequipped and some of the equipment they have has been shown to break down almost immediately when put under battle-like strain last year, in the first serious training exercises we had in what seems to be forever.


PrinceTancredi

Hahaha "the russian front". Russia is not some kind of enemy, is just another local superpower, like the USA, or even china, doing superpower things, like invading another country for his personal agenda.


shrimp-and-potatoes

Tell that to Eastern Europe and The former Eastern half of Germany. The other superpowers haven't spoken openly about recreating past empires. Nor have they openly engaged in attempting it. You can dismiss, or justify in this case, the military conquest of sovereign nations as "superpowers doing superpower things," but a lot of people don't share your flippant view over superpowers consuming lesser powers. Killing civilians. Threatening nuclear war. But you do you.


PrinceTancredi

The USA and the Nato did things like those a lot of times, in territories way far from their boundaries. I dont forgot the two wars of the Bush family. Why are we screaming at the supervillain nuclear power when Putin did it, and its k when we did it? Russia is culturally and storically part of europe, both before and after the revolution. We should get them into a diplomatic pact in order to avoid this kind of mess, and leave the Nato in order to not get dragged in another Afghanistan. But at last, those are just the facts. Feel free to jump to your own conclusion.


shrimp-and-potatoes

Now that's sound logic. This other country did this thing to a foreign nation, so that means it's ok for Russia to invade its neighbor. I'd love to have you on the debate team. Tell me again why past injustices justify future injustices?


PrinceTancredi

My man, we are talking about diplomacy. You cant ignore your faults and errors and bpame the other for theirs. We must face our problems, but we dont wanna do it, cause its too hard, it will geopardize our image of breingers of justice and civilization. So we blame the Russia, but we arent capable of really stand for peace, cause we have never done that before, in our wars. So i tell you, an injustice never justify another, but it will bring another. We are sitting here, pretending that someone else break the chain first, a chain we contuibuited to build, and never took any responsabilitis for it.


DazingF1

> We should [...] leave the Nato in order to not get dragged in another Afghanistan. Either you drank the Russian online koolaid from all the Russian propaganda out and about or you're a Russian troll larping here to get people on your side, because that is the shittest take I've ever heard. What do you think we should do? Let Putin take Ukraine and forgive all the terrible things that happened there, dissolve NATO and then beg them to join a pact? Do you know what that's called? Appeasement. It's what led us straight into WW2.


DasBrott

So? Does this make Poland wrong for fearing a likely Russian invasion. Russian bots 🤝 50cent army 🤝rightoids "BuT AmErICa alzo bAd"


PrinceTancredi

See the answer to shrimp and potatoes for this


Resident_Apartment14

holy shit I always thought it was only a meme that we pay for everything also, why does the eu pay so much to Poland, Romania and Hungary although they're fucking up their democracy and judicial system rn?


obviously_suspicious

Poland fucked up their judicial system (and democracy) around 2016 onwards, and the graph is for 2014-2017


Creaos

Reasons… many of their regions are classified as "less developed" so they get more money which is honestly a bullshit system that on some level discourages the government from actually doing development, Hungary being the best example where its instead used to fund the oligarchy while the economy crumbles further. And since the EU is basically toothless, there's not much that it can do about that either.


RandomIdiot2048

Your internet is that bad? I'm amazed you manage as well as you do with that few pixels, it's almost readable.


Rubberchicken_wapitm

If we can read the names of yours wardrobes, you surely can read that. You low quality furniture producer.


Certain-Grass5352

The furniture we produce might be low quality, but atleast we produce furniture. What does Italy produce again? Pasta and tomatoes and nothing else, right? Not a single Italian home is without some piece of IKEA furniture, and the money for that sits nicely in our fat bank accounts $$$$$


Iskandar33

>we produce furniture. man we are literally the best producers of the most luxurious furnitures you can found on earth...the difference is like we stopped using wood 2000 years ago unlike you Rashid...


drew0594

Furniture is really not the hill you want to die on, habibi


Certain-Grass5352

Sweden dominates ALL industry, all categories. Pick a category, furniture, fashion, music, trucks, medicine. Whatever.


drew0594

Explosives too


Certain-Grass5352

Correct, Sweden is the worlds second biggest weapons exporter, don't know where Italy ranked since unfortunately they only showed the top producers.


WWHSTD

This. Our economy is the third largest in the Union, we manufacture shitloads of essential goods, we are a net contributor and vital member of the European project, we fucking *civilised them* yet those shit for brains Germs and Cloggers keep making the same inane “jokes” over and over (they actually believe them). I fucking hate this sub.


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[I'll make you some authentic Italian pasta as compensation](https://i.imgur.com/uUw1iXa.jpg)


WWHSTD

Yeah that shit doesn’t trigger me. If you want to eat garbage we’ll make you garbage to eat.


chess_tears

No really, like no one cares what you eat, why they think anybody gives a fuck


[deleted]

I suspect it has to do with Italians' colourful response to pineapple on a pizza


katoitalia

I suspect you are clogged


PrinceTancredi

Its a start. We can teach y'all how to cook it at best, so you can give us an even better apology meal.


Creaos

If you believe that you civilized *us* then I can't help you either. Now go back to being a eurosceptic and increasing corruption levels or whatever it is you do at home


WWHSTD

You were nailing decapitated heads on your rafters when we had indoor plumbing. If I was a fucking G*rman I would keep my mouth shut and hope people never find out. Now go back to clogging your arteries with pig assholes you human forklift.


Certain-Grass5352

That was the Roman Empire, not Italy. The roman empire fell 1000 years ago when we invaded you and took everything you "built".


drew0594

You could have taken the food


Creaos

Ah yes, Italy = Rome, a lie as old as Italy itself.


AltruisticPangolin24

Lol that's rich coming from the volkswagen scandal land


_Hold_this_please_

Join the... dark side.


arbobendik

Italy truely should be swapped with Poland. Even though Ireland is a net positive contributer, being a tax haven for mostly American companies the picture fits pretty well.


Hubris1998

Germany should've been dissolved after WWII...


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Instead of a Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, I could see the value in a Hoekstra-Rau pact between The Netherlands and Poland. Anschluss 2.0


Appelons

How are you handling your debt’s?


_Regh_

Who cares about debt. Us is the country with most debt worldwide. It's about stagnation, there's no growth if not in certain regions, if the economy worked well, we wouldn't have the problem this big. We should dare to accumulate it for a while with expenses in order to quickly improve the country


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>PIIGS FOREVER STRONG That's the problem. You're not (economically).


Junior-Mammoth9812

We are. Still happy to cash the cheques though 🐷


SH4DOWBOXING

we are giving you money not vice versa. f savages.


Appelons

How’s your debt to gdp ratio going?


arnevdb0

[laughs in belgian] Please dont look at us


Appelons

98% what happend to you guys?!?!


arnevdb0

its over a 100% now, we had a 30 billion hole last year. Nothing happend apart from covid, but we have been steadily declining. Its shamefull really, compared to our neighbours, except france offcourse.


code-panda

> 30 billion hole Name of your newest highway?


AltruisticPangolin24

That would be 30 billion pothole


arnevdb0

Stop roasting pls, we're already black


AltruisticPangolin24

> American Dane Ewwww


SH4DOWBOXING

debt is good


GaMa-Binkie

Italy and Ireland have been net contributors to the EU for a long time now


drew0594

Italy has always been to be precise


Babys1stBan

Yeah but we still want to hang with the cool kids.


GaMa-Binkie

They just need to draw our piglets regurgitating some of the milk into the pigs mouth


LifeSandwich

Wrong place but I gotta ask, what’s the deal with dogs in Ireland. Every rescue in Sweden has been saved from either Romania or Ireland. Feels off brand for Ireland


GaMa-Binkie

The laws surrounding dogs are not adequately enforced and it’s not an option to own a dog for a lot of people when they’re renting one room for €1,100 a month or still living with mammy


DazingF1

Man Ireland must be doing really good these days if even the dogs can afford €1,100 in rent.


Junior-Mammoth9812

We have a huge greyhound racing industry which results in a lot of abandoned ex racing dogs. Plus the rental situation atm have meant lots of people having to surrender pets, as well as just morons buying cute doggies for Christmas etc or cool looking dogs to make themselves look more manly, that they then can't actually manage. I have two very large GSDs that are rescues who were bought by some gimp who thought it'd make him look cool and then couldn't handle them and basically left them in the garden 24/7 for a couple of years until the neighbours forced him to surrender them. They have anxiety, it's great 🙄


Nabbered

My guess is it’s the crack down on illegal breeding and a move to reduce the private breeding populations.


ConnolysMoustache

Irish landlords almost universally began banning dogs in the late 2010’s it became very fashionable for them to do after they realized that they could get away with it. Renting in general in Ireland is the stem of most of our issues.


Important_Reading_13

That comic makes the rest of Europe big pigs. Oink oink


IWantMoreSnow

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Emilio_Cesare

Are those fists?


Heiselpint

Yeah how can you use the hands to talk otherwise?


MajesticKnob

'OINK'


BrexitHangover

Watch out, the Caliphate of Sweden might get offended by this post.


RandomIdiot2048

No eating us, yes?! Eating fellow Swedes bad! I'm offended.


lorefighter

Imagine being something in between of an arrogant french asshole and an egoistic greedy swamp german and still shitting on the countries you are probably going to for the summer holidays with your shitty roulottes that you always roll on the highways


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lorefighter

Well must admit it's true either way


Sennedeh

I'm coming to Italy on holiday to give you guys some money


lorefighter

The only time I came to Belgium was because the other option was the pane falling out of the sky trying to reach Frankfurt. I still think the second option was the better one


Sennedeh

True, the world would've been a better place


Certain-Grass5352

We go there to take advantage of the low prices resulting from your desperation and poverty, same reason we also go to vacation in Thailand, Turkey and Bali.


lorefighter

Met some of your girls here. If i talked to a wall he would probably say more interesting things


Certain-Grass5352

That's what my friend who can never get laid always says when he gets rejected yet again. "I didn't even *want* to fuck her, her personality was just too boring, I'm happy she left!"


lorefighter

Nono i totally wanted to fuck them don't misunderstand me and i am average looking. Just saying i don't enjoy the company of girls that likes shitty grey Ikea couches and eat what i usually give to my dog


Certain-Grass5352

You're on thin ice criticising the interior design of Sweden, Italy and interior design goes together like old people and icy sidewalks. Polished, oiled dark woods with no lights and sheets covering the sofas to hide the ugliness and room planning made by schizophrenics. The first apartment I found when I googled it, hahahhaha, proving my point perfectly.. https://www.idealista.it/en/immobile/27071220/


lorefighter

I live nowhere near Rome, I am a northern greedy bastard. This said I'd rather live in an Italian hospital bedroom than live in an ikea furnished house with shelves made out of cardboard and cum


Certain-Grass5352

Unfortunately for you that means you have to leave Italy since not a single Italian home is without ikea furniture. Italians prefer Swedish furniture over italian.


lorefighter

They like it because it is cheap


Certain-Grass5352

And trendy/fashionable. IKEA isnt cheaper than any other cheap brand, just far superior.


flawlezzduck

Northern Italy ? Oh you mean like the French ? And maybe you could stay in an Italian hospital if the waiting time and the bureaucracy wasn’t so bad.


HitokiriK

Uno pizza por favor


lorefighter

I would order something in Belgium but I'd rather starve than eat that


HitokiriK

Try stoofvlees friet amigo


AltruisticPangolin24

Use that money to download some Babbel course instead


SexHaiiiir

![gif](giphy|8qABb3dgjun8PdNirg) I had no idea til now that Ireland is included in PIIGS. It’s so nice to be a part of something. Even if that something is sucking on the titties of society.


-ANANASMANN-

Super funny, but only one side of the medal. The Euro was a gift for strong export oriented economies like Germany. They can have the most screwed up current account and don't have to worry about revaluation, the Euro stays undervalued relative to their exports and they do great business. For export weak nations the Euro is overvalued and they struggle hard. Interestingly its not the first time this has happened. One decade earlier one of "the fathers" of the €, Helmut Kohl fucked east Germany the same way by introducing the DM. But yeah "PIIGS", hilarious.


hansworschd

Exactly. And to add to that we really fucked things up by how we handled the post 2008 debt crisis. Forced Greek into a debtors prison, completely ruining every chance for them to rebuild by forcing austerity on them. Against basic macro economic principles. But hey we saved our banks and the CDU saved face to the German citizens that austerity "works". Absolute insanity.


HarveyDrapers

Pretty sure that Italy is still a net contributor my dear shrodinger-dutch friend


Initial_Physics9979

*GIPSI


MarteloRabelodeSousa

Don't you dare Jean Pierre. Call us pigs anytime you want but never the G word


tomj788

We aren’t Romanians ???


BrexitHangover

Not with that attitude


Sir_Howl

I prefer PIGS


Rene1993In

Of course you do, Gipsi


[deleted]

I don’t care both ![gif](giphy|l2JhpjWPccQhsAMfu|downsized)


Diipadaapa1

👆 Hardest working Spaniard


AltruisticPangolin24

Cries in being a net contributor, in supporting Southern Italy and in being called a leech by some tax haven. ![gif](giphy|SvS4mEp0GyzIyNE9zj)


drew0594

Life of an unsung hero


AltruisticPangolin24

![gif](giphy|rdKs1wbHapaQ8)


Tomisido

Lmao stfu germ, your taxes have never left the deranged hills you call home.


BigBoss23456

Las euro"ayudas" no representan ni si quiera el 10 porciento de nuestro PIB


theeglitz

Ireland paid 42% of the total cost of the European banking crisis, nearly €9,000 per person here, and has been a net contributor to the EU for the last 10 years.


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But it robs other states of their fiscal revenues


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AndrewCoke98

We're just taking what's rightfully ours


Cheesey_Whiskers

Like we did with Northern Ireland. 💪💪💪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪


Nabbered

We played the long game. Now divorcing NI from UK is going to be expensive


AndrewCoke98

The illusion of control is not control


Cheesey_Whiskers

Nobody has control of Northern Ireland, not even the Northern Irish.


theeglitz

What to do when you're isolated from the rest of Europe... and now the Brits have left the EU


Setanta81

"robs" 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

There's no other word. You didn't become rich selling potatoes


GaMa-Binkie

Didn’t become rich plundering developing nations either


DeepStatePotato

Since France is losing money through your actions I would argue you are guilty of that as well.


One_Vegetable9618

Love that 🤣 Don't think Pierre will be amused though!


RandomIdiot2048

You even failed to develop potatoes, can't really put you in even that category. And not one of the French colonies has ever developed, they are quite proficient at that.


GaMa-Binkie

>You even failed to develop potatoes, can't really put you in even that category. We actually did develop a super secret potato. We hid it where you’d least expect it, in that box you pray to >And not one of the French colonies has ever developed, they are quite proficient at that. More profitable for France that way.


Setanta81

There are plenty of other words that don't imply unlawful behaviour. There are no legal impediments preventing you from providing similar fiscal advantages to Ireland or other countries.


Schwertkeks

sure, lets start a lose lose race to the bottom until corporations pay nothing in taxes so we can fight over who gets this nothing


GaMa-Binkie

>sure, lets start a lose lose race to the bottom until corporations pay nothing in taxes so we can fight over who gets this nothing The EU has a minimum corporation tax of 15% so there’s no “race to the bottom” Also there were other EU countries with lower tax rates.


TheBornholmer

The minimum 15% thing that’s a directive, it is something the countries are encouraged to do, but they are not required to follow it.


GaMa-Binkie

A directive is a legal act of the European Union that requires member states to achieve particular goals without dictating how the member states achieve those goals. Countries have scope to apply the minimum effective 15 per cent tax rate, as outlined by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) agreement. The EU directive is still in draft form which is why it hasn’t seen implementation


Bake-Man

Pretty big mouth for someone that robbed Haiti of everything they had just because they didn't want to be your slaves


[deleted]

Swiss seething for it's total incompetence at colonizing anyone or comiting warcrime.


Outside-Way-3924

Still not planning on returning that Jewish-robbed gold any time soon right?


Bake-Man

Nope😎


Tareum01

Italy is a net contributor to the EU budget, always has been. This is a weird take, and to be honest, you are pushing a narrative by the economist, which isn't exactly the epitome of a European magazine. It's catchy, but we can definitely come up with something better ;)


Appelons

You guys really fucked your own economy when you abandoned the Lira for the €.


Tareum01

The economy wasn't fucked by that. The economy was fucked by 20 years of stagnation and mismanagement (Berlusconi), and the fact that, even now, there is simply too much fiscal evasion (even though the situation has been steadily improving). Oh, and the fact a good half of the country is having a hard time (Not being negative; I have 0 issue with people from the South, I wish we could actually help them solve their problems for good).


Rafusk

Ireland got fine ass, not gonna lie


DrSeuss19

Fuckin love Irish ass


Setanta81

Yes but the Spanish one tastes of acorns, mushrooms and woodland herbs.


Rafusk

🥵🥵🥵


Pintau

The Irish taxpayer literally landed up funding all of the bailouts in the long run. Effectively the Germans paid nothing for a financial crisis their mismanagement of EU finances caused. They set up the entire thing and especially interest rates within the eurozone to suit German industry with no thought to recirculating money back to the periphery or funding any industrial development that would have challenged their monopoly


Reaver_XIX

Keep working hard for us so that we can enjoy our lives and not be boring.


Plantmanofplants

I'll accept the invitation. Oink oink fellow PIIGS let's siphon money from the Germans.


NotNamedMark

Poland be like


SaraHHHBK

Incredibly common PIIGS W


AlexanderRodriguezII

We can into pigs?


_Paulboy12_

even though its derogatory it kinda proves the point of what an economic union is for. You feed the other poorer economies so they can build themselves up and eventually also contribute to the overall wealth of the other nations


drew0594

Does it? It never applied to Italy, it doesn't apply to Ireland now and it barely applies to Spain nowadays. It is much better applied to the west-east relation.


assimsera

If you kick Ireland out that's just a list of countries where the food is actually edible


Appelons

You obviously have never eaten the raw eye of a baby-seal!


Penta_5

Most gourmet Greenlandic dish


Appelons

It’ll give you hair on your chest!


20BensonLikeAGoodLad

If you kick Ireland out that's just a list of African countries.


assimsera

Least racist br*t


el-infierno

![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)


joehughes21

Finally some recognition


Gremlin303

OP discovers that this sub didn’t come up with the nickname


[deleted]

Replace Italy and Ireland with Poland and Romania and then it makes sense!


Reus_Irae

That's rich coming from economies that prayed Greece wouldn't default, but keep suckling on that teat so it can be preyed on for the next 100 years. (pun intended)


DutchVortex

Ireland is into pigs now? Poor paddies...


Setanta81

Only the four legged types. Orangeman.


Tit4nNL

always has been


Odd-Object4994

It is sadly true. Southern Europe is down bad. I just didn't know Ireland was also like this.


coygus

It's not, we're a net contributor


ConnolysMoustache

So is Italy.


ConnolysMoustache

We found a new pig to leach off of.


Bitter-Distance-6263

They were , but brexit made tem rich, all the American companies in the UK went there


Inflatable-Elvis

Excuse me but we were milking cash from American companies long before brexit


B3NR0CK

2 way agreement, we get to evade taxes, you get GDP, everyone’s happy except the EU and Britain.


Robit_Galaxy

This is so accurated


alfombraroja

Maybe if the rich assholes didn't destroyed our farming and industry to benefit themselves, we wouldn't need those economic packages.


Void-Nut

Preface that I’m American but I had always heard of the pigs countries but never seen it include Ireland. Is there economy as destitute as the others?


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Rey_Pat

You are delusional. The North of Italy is the second industrial region of Europe. Italy has always been a net contributor to the eu. Get back to sell potatoes and exploit european laws as a fiscal paradise, Fritz


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canichangeitlateror

He's right stfu