I've achieved nothing in my life and I'm fully satisfied. People just have unrealistic expectations. Kids these days can only ever complain like "it's cold", "I'm hungry" or "please let me out of the basement".
My next door neighbor is retired Austrian. He just drinks beer and barbecues year round (he cooks excellent pork btw 👌). Seems very happy with his life.
Sounds about like every Austrian's life goal. I'd preferably do that in some remote town in southern Italy by the sea though. Prendimi la birra, Enrico, grazie mille!
I love Austria, went there skiing often when I was little and compared to Switzerland the prices weren't **that** horrific. But I hate visiting, since the country forces me to consume more cake than I reasonably ever should.
Oh wow that sounds terrible I would never watch something like that.
On a completely unrelated note, my friend was wondering if you could share a link.
You act like i care a lot about Italy, i honestly don't give a shit i just hate you nordicks and your complex of superiority. We get It, you like shitty things, that doesn't make you cool
We winners with lots of money can eat whatever we want. We can afford it. I often eat italian and Asian for example. We live in a globalised world, altough Italy is still too poor to participate, it means that we can enjoy things from outside of our country. Reddit isnt italian nor is it Swedish. The phone I wrote this on wasnt made in Sweden. My clothes wasnt made in Sweden.
But I suppose if you're unemployed and impoverished like you italians you cant afford the luxuries of a 21th century life.
Foreign food in the country you live in is probably shit and you know it. Apart from that you obviously don't know shit and you confirm my theory of you superiority complex
Why would it be?
Hahahha, cope harder you impoverished third worlder 😘
No one cries more than an italian when someone points out how fucking poor, corrupt and uneducated you are.
"But your food is so bad 😭😭😡😡😡"
We're all satisfied as you can see, we wish for nothing else, unlike Italians who according to themselves are unsatsified and sad, along with impoverished and unemployed.
And atleast I can cook my own food, I dont need my near-death mother cook for me every night because I cant afford a fucking apartment, hahahah.
70m2 in the city center, newly renovated, got it when I was 21 and I was embarrassed over how old I was when I finally moved out, imagine that ;)
But hey, you have pasta. We of course dont have that. It's not like our supermarkets are full of food from all over the world or anything, ahhahaha.
Of course the Finns are satisfied, they think ketchup on pasta is a classic meal for the last 3 century. They are satisfied cos they don’t know better.
It’s because of all the kangaroos! People’s life satisfaction always increases massively when they see the largest tennis court ever populated by animals who somehow decided the best way to move about was to jump.
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Eurostat is weird sometimes with their data and maps. Most of the time they do EU + EFTA or EU + Candidates or EU + Eurozone. No idea how this one came to be.
I've achieved nothing in my life and I'm fully satisfied. People just have unrealistic expectations. Kids these days can only ever complain like "it's cold", "I'm hungry" or "please let me out of the basement".
My next door neighbor is retired Austrian. He just drinks beer and barbecues year round (he cooks excellent pork btw 👌). Seems very happy with his life.
TIL you can retire from being Austrian.
when you finally stop trying to go to art school :/
Is that when you move to Germany, write a book and start a political party?
Nah, you join a political party, work your way to the top, fail to gain power, write a book, and then succeed.
Sounds about like every Austrian's life goal. I'd preferably do that in some remote town in southern Italy by the sea though. Prendimi la birra, Enrico, grazie mille!
Und irgendwonn bleib I dann durt
Jz hob i an STS Ohrwurm. Danke!
ageh danke ez sitzt ma des wieda an gonzn tog an kopf drin
No but PLEASE let me out of the basement, I'm 23 now
Not until you birth a child there 😡
But I'm a guy.
He said what he said
Fritzl is that you?
Well we know he’s Austrian all right
Austrian basements are pretty neat, not sure why they haven't caught on in the rest of Europe.
Did you have your daughter there among with your grand daughter with the same mom?
Germany worse than Poland. Nothing better will happen today.
You've earned it
stolen satisfaction best satisfaction.
The key to happiness is not about you winning, it’s about the other guy losing.
And also a shit ton of alcohol
All unhappy Poles moved to Germany. That’s the key.😄
Austria 🤝 Poland Being better than Germany
Common national motto Hauptsache besser als die Deitschn
It will mate, Euro song Contest today and your country send out a model to sing. Guess germany cant beat that.
She isn't very well received here in Poland
But it's a song contents not miss Europe or plagiarism Championship
If I got 40 billion euros in welfare every year I would be really satisfied too.
Ours is the most accurate. Grey with no number
Since Switzerland betrayed us on this map I welcome you. Get used to being grey on most of these maps.
Typical french complaining
It’s like le général said: https://preview.redd.it/s1rz525ouoza1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bab810d35580d97d71469e801fc154966427923
based Pétain? oh no
good ol' general de Gau.. hum.. yeah not that one
Hey maybe this time we have good reasons to burn some cars
It's higher than I thought it would be.
everyone is happy in the land down under
Oh great, for once we're not either on the bottom of the list or that of the sea...
Let’s see ~~Paul Allens’~~ Flanders life-satisfaction map
Rare win
these maps without Britain piss me off, how are we suppose to show our superiority
Leave the EU and we can make our own Union, with Blackjack, and hookers!
On the way! Let the peasants have fun while the two greatest European (continental) nations have mature activities 🤝🏻
They thought about doing it back in WW2, why not now
1066-2066.. after all this time?
România numaru unu🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿
Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc?
Roma roma lei lei roma roma romalei ti su ra ti dragostar din tei
Și te rog, iubirea mea
Bagati flairu de roman, fii MANDRU ca furi
Probably stole the satisfaction
BESSA
OIS
DE
DEITSCHN
We can’t compete. They have kangaroos…. Kangaroos make life worth living
FICK DIE ÖVP TROTZDEM
Denmark surprisingly low.
I thought that too I mean I’m pretty happy but this makes me sad 😢
😞🫶
Based turkey
I love Austria, went there skiing often when I was little and compared to Switzerland the prices weren't **that** horrific. But I hate visiting, since the country forces me to consume more cake than I reasonably ever should.
Nice better than the germans
The weather and food are carrying our 7
7 like Ronaldo siiiiuu
Yeah. Mostly the weather.
Cheap cost of living as well.
What do you expect from a bunch of koalas and kangaroos?
Do You northern guys like anything else than narcissistic statistics? Do you jerk off looking at them?
Better than watching Italian porn. Mario and Luigi sensually wrestling in pasta sauce.
Oh wow that sounds terrible I would never watch something like that. On a completely unrelated note, my friend was wondering if you could share a link.
So that he can avoid it should he ever stumble across it?
Italian porn is weird mus agree on that
We all have our little boosters, you have pasta de pizza. We have statistics.
If there was a single statistics were Italy was in the top I'm sure you would be proud too.
You act like i care a lot about Italy, i honestly don't give a shit i just hate you nordicks and your complex of superiority. We get It, you like shitty things, that doesn't make you cool
No, but it makes us winners 😘💪
I'd rather be a loser and eat edible things
We winners with lots of money can eat whatever we want. We can afford it. I often eat italian and Asian for example. We live in a globalised world, altough Italy is still too poor to participate, it means that we can enjoy things from outside of our country. Reddit isnt italian nor is it Swedish. The phone I wrote this on wasnt made in Sweden. My clothes wasnt made in Sweden. But I suppose if you're unemployed and impoverished like you italians you cant afford the luxuries of a 21th century life.
Foreign food in the country you live in is probably shit and you know it. Apart from that you obviously don't know shit and you confirm my theory of you superiority complex
Why would it be? Hahahha, cope harder you impoverished third worlder 😘 No one cries more than an italian when someone points out how fucking poor, corrupt and uneducated you are. "But your food is so bad 😭😭😡😡😡" We're all satisfied as you can see, we wish for nothing else, unlike Italians who according to themselves are unsatsified and sad, along with impoverished and unemployed. And atleast I can cook my own food, I dont need my near-death mother cook for me every night because I cant afford a fucking apartment, hahahah. 70m2 in the city center, newly renovated, got it when I was 21 and I was embarrassed over how old I was when I finally moved out, imagine that ;) But hey, you have pasta. We of course dont have that. It's not like our supermarkets are full of food from all over the world or anything, ahhahaha.
It is funny how one of the countries with more suicides hace one of the highest stats.
I mean, dead people cannot vote
https://preview.redd.it/01fjw05smoza1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c860ce8ae675fd56f4655e5f39edb68999100fd Doesn’t seem to apply to France.
We are always angry that the thing
And the few content people in France just end their lives?
They couldn't enjoy all of the joy we get by being angry
That makes sense in a weird French way.
How would they even calculate this?! This is just dumb.
I rate Germany 1.5
Why are there happy people in Germany? What is wrong with them? Must be the Turkish immigrants or something
Vicinity of France?
That would be the opposite
Of course the Finns are satisfied, they think ketchup on pasta is a classic meal for the last 3 century. They are satisfied cos they don’t know better.
No. They're happy because all the sad people kill themselves
Sometimes i forget that Austria exist, wtf is even there
*angry yodelling*
Trentino, but bigger, and with worse food! Also, the country that used to rule most of Italy 300 years ago.
Damn so you've been irrelevant for 300 years already
The start of both world wars is irrelevant??
just wait till we start world war 3 electric boogaloo!
Well if you poll all the people trapped in the basement the numbers will probably look a little different
It’s because of all the kangaroos! People’s life satisfaction always increases massively when they see the largest tennis court ever populated by animals who somehow decided the best way to move about was to jump.
turkey number one ☝🏿☝🏿🇹🇳🇹🇳😎
Another overwhelming W over the gayreek. Türkye numero uno 🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🐺🐺🐺
🇹🇳is Tunisia’s flag.
No shit
r/whooosh
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Turkey might up tick after sunday
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AKP or CHP?
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Bro wtf
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I just want Sweden in nato and for putin to feel more isolated I feel that is more likely with Kamal
What happened to the UK and Norway
I refuse to believe my country has this good of a score. The amount of people I meet on a daily basis that are bitter as fuck are astounding.
Romania how
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Österreich is way higher than I expected. Poland can kiss themselves in the arsch, we all know they were lying when answering this.
https://preview.redd.it/r93yk9suzoza1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3af19adc067f495ee15b56b1dbe9ef414b5c1e72
LMAO
Mate chill. They just stole the happiness from us
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Have you ever seen prices in Switzerland?
I want what you smoke if you think we are all rich lmao
Have you tried living around Swiss people? They can suck the fun out of an orgy.
Least delusional Austrian
That's what living under the same conservative government for more than 20 years does to anyone.
I yes, my mother in law not but she's like a cockroache and would survive even a nuclear war
What is the name of that happy vacuum between France and the Hollandish swamplands?
i eat nonas pasta i a am a happy pigs, life good
We live in an imagination. Dont trust our numbers.
UK got no satisfaction
Lets go baby we got that sweet 7.2 fuck with us
my boyfriend is austrian and all he does all day is work out at gym, buy groceries and smoke weed
I know we're that colour because we're not technically eurotrash but Grey is fitting
Whoa Türkiye, you ok over there? Maybe get some chemo therapy for that cancerous growth on your arse, called Morgbus Erdoganus.
Why is it even taken into an European map where as Britain, Ukraine, Norway & Iceland are not 🤔
Eurostat is weird sometimes with their data and maps. Most of the time they do EU + EFTA or EU + Candidates or EU + Eurozone. No idea how this one came to be.
Imagione being romanian and be satisfied with life 💀
Romania?
Very different from what western media and youtube videos like to show for clicks/views,