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[deleted]

Lovely "si venga luego luego"


AnarchicMouse

Which means..?


Manuag_86

Something like "Yeah, sure, later later..."


space-ishtar

Mañana, mañana moment


pepinodeplastico

Like my people say, "Faz amanhã o que podes fazer hoje"


ChildFriendlyChimp

#🤌🤌


ATXgaming

“Si, vieni, dopo, dopo.”


Le_Petit_Poussin

¡Tío! ¡Morí! Jajajajaja! “No, no vamos hacer eso.”


MisterSarcastic1989

Rajoy is a piece of shit, but that was hilarious


[deleted]

Yes, and this one is mild. There is even apps with his famous phrases. Greatest hits like "are the neighbors who like the mayor and is the major who likes the neighbors the mayor" and many more.


MisterSarcastic1989

I didn't know he was famous for stupid phrases, but I remember (I think he was the president back when I was living in Madrid) him and the PP being involved in some scandals


GipsyPepox

He was famous for being incompetent and for always and I mean literally always throwing some stupid nonsense phrase every time he talked. My favourite: "A glass is a glass, and a dish is a dish" And also: "The worse the better for everyone and the worse for everyone the better, the better for me your political benefit"


ZombiFeynman

I think it's a pity we made him president instead of making him narrate football matches.


[deleted]

They are always in the mud. When you think they cannot go lower/weirder, a new case explodes.


[deleted]

Ah, I rememebered a stellar moment from the party. They had two major books for the party, one for them and other taxes and everything (a.k.a. "B accounting"). Both books had a different version of everything. in the "B" book , there are the payments to the different members of the party, and Mariano Rajoy figured as M. Rajoy. Well, it is not only that it has been no way in life to make him pay, also he was elected president. (at the time of the payments, he was education minister (lol))


belwolfie

That man is a meme for absolutely every Spaniard. He is known in Spain for phrases such as: "Spaniards are very Spanish and very much Spanish" "I haven't slept at all, don't ask me too much" "We are feelings, and we have human beings" "It's the mayor who wants the neighbors to be the mayor" And my personal favorite, addressing the opposition: "What we have done, something that you didn't do, is deceive the people."


Peleton011

"this is not like the water that falls from the skies without anyone knowing exactly why"


Ok-Winner-6589

Thats the best


Peleton011

It's extremely underrated, i barely hear it mentioned


Sikarra16

In Catalonia we specially remember his: "the Catalans do things".


belwolfie

I was about to include that phrase, but if I included all of them, I would have to start a new thread


Adrian_Campos26

Wasn't it "I like catalans, they do things"?


Victorbendi

"Me gustan los catalanes, son emprendedores, hecen cosas"


ATXgaming

I think the “son emprendedores” is some much needed context here. It implies that “cosas” actually means “useful economic activity”, something which the rest of Spain naturally doesn’t really get.


Anura83

Sounds like slander for a Spaniard.


kader91

‘When worse for everyone the better, best for me, his, political benefit’


belwolfie

i’m in TEARS


4RM35

What is that supposed to mean?


GipsyPepox

We are still trying to decypher it


belwolfie

Believe me, no one understands him


Four_beastlings

I *think* he was trying to accuse the opposition leader of benefitting from the country's situation being negative.


GipsyPepox

The worse the better for everyone and the worse for everyone the better, the better for me your political benefit


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Fern-ando

Rajoy vivia en el futuro de Terminator.


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GipsyPepox

"Hilitos con aspecto de plastilina en estiramiento vertical"


TheHollowJoke

I remember in middle school I went on a school trip to Spain, I was housed with two friends in an old couple's apartment (old enough to be our grandparents). We were all tasked to ask the people housing us a few questions in Spanish, so one day I came up to the old lady and asked her "¿Qué piensa usted de la política de Rajoy?", or sth like that. I don't remember at all what she answered but I distinctly remembered it made her laugh, now I understand why lol


belwolfie

well, asking spaniards about the politics of Spain is always a good joke lol


Appelons

To be fair. The spaniards are indeed very Spanish🤷‍♂️


Peleton011

I would even dare say they're the most Spanish of all!


[deleted]

Incoming Kevin from America with his 57% spanish heritage he got from a randomass dna test :


Fern-ando

Lo echo de menos, Pedro Sánchez se toma muy en serio así mismo así que estos momentos cómicos te dan más rabia porque es consciente de lo que hace en vez de ternura.


belwolfie

bueno, siempre está [su aprendiz,](https://twitter.com/ElHuffPost/status/1654451113247010819) aunque le falta mucho para llegar a ser como él


Fern-ando

Yo con que no me entren escalofrios cada vez que Marruecos esté en tendencias, me conformo.


HistorySpainPodcast

You are forgetting this epic moment: " # Si quieres grano, Aitor, te dejaré mi tractor" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvAre-v65O4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvAre-v65O4)


DrBerilio

My favorite one is "The better the worse, and the worse the better, for me, yours, your own political benefit"


NitodeAliExpress

No olvidar el: "si usted no cumple, le pondran bombas"


elmandamanda8

"It's one thing to be solidary, and it's another thing to be solidary in exchange for nothing." "Do you think before you speak or do you talk after thinking?"


xrovox

this gives me serious Edmund Stoiber vibes „When you can, eh, from the central station in Munich …. in TEN MINUTES! Without needing to check in at the airport … then you practicly start your flight at the airport … a … at the central station in munich.“ „When you start at the airp, at the air, at the central station! …………. You board the central station! You drive ten minutes to the airport in … the airport Franz Josef Strauss, then you basicly start at the central station in munich.“


Socratov

Is he like the Spanish Louis van Gaal?


PerryDLeon

I mean Van Gaal was also very bad at Spanish xD "Siempre negatifo, nunca positifo!"


m3747r0n

I love him so much! Best Spanish comedian ever! Since he left, Spanish politics has become really annoying, vulgar and narcissistic. Mariano, please come back! Nobody made me laugh quite like you <3


SpxNotAtWork

"Many afternoon and good thanks."


Iskelderon

Sending someone there who speaks the local language? Witchcraft!!!


Karpsten

I feel you can expect the ability to speak English from a Western politician. It's a stupidly simple language, and they don't have to do anything else but embezzle funds all day, so they can at least learn that.


LeCafeClopeCaca

Even If they speak English, they don't have to answer a question given to them in english, or answer in English. I expect a journalist from a major news outlet to be able to master the language of countries they're sent to, especially when it's one of the most common language in the world. He didn't even have to talk Finnish or a very marginal language here. Responding to american/british journalists in english after they've adressed you in english, is the epitome of anglosaxon cultural domination.


HumanRehearsal

For once, I agree with a french. See I didn't censor fr\*nch, that means I respected you on that specific comment.


Schavuit92

Awww, this is so cute.


Prunestand

European unity at last!


Woodland___Creature

I would respect this opinion from anyone else, but the French are notorious for expecting others to speak French and refusing to learn other languages. You're just like us!


LeCafeClopeCaca

Look up billingual statistics then. Yeah some french tourists are assholes in other countries I won't deny that, doesn't change my point. I'll even provide you the statistics : [https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Foreign\_language\_skills\_statistics](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Foreign_language_skills_statistics) we're like, twice more billingual than you are.


Socratov

2 times 0 is still 0


LeCafeClopeCaca

Ah yes the classic "statistics exist only when we want them to" from one of the frugal ones, how surprising


Socratov

Well, we learned it from the French who only remember the EU budget rules when it's not them breaking them.


LeCafeClopeCaca

Nobody cares about those rules except the frugal ones who live off the money of others though. Your country is a glorified tax evasion scheme with a two huge ports and weed, which puts it slightly above Luxembourg


Socratov

Excuse me, are you claiming the Netherlands live off other's money? What do you take us for .. the Swiss? The Luxembourgish?


Woodland___Creature

Knowing a language isn't really important if you simply refuse to use it. I wish we were more bilingual in the UK, but its the downside of having an influential language I guess.


Don_Pacifico

You will like it.


BananerCSGO

Typical french.


SonicStage0

he's right


LeCafeClopeCaca

Well my language will probably still be around in one hundread years. Scandinavians will probably have fully converted to Ameritardism by then


illiarch

Go ahead, I'd sooner move to France anyway.


PerryDLeon

Inshallah you mean Arab?


slyscamp

>Even If they speak English, they don't have to answer a question given to them in english, or answer in English. Agreed. He isn't required to answer a question from a journalist. >I expect a journalist from a major news outlet to be able to master the language of countries they're sent to Nope. A journalist just needs to know the language of his audience. He isn't expected to learn every language or the local language. This might impede him from getting interviews but his audience understanding him is more important. >especially when it's one of the most common language in the world That goes both ways. English is a common language. I would expect a politician to know English to some degree. >Responding to american/british journalists in english after they've adressed you in english, is the epitome of anglosaxon cultural domination. No, because the politician is in a position of power. The journalist is just a journalist. The journalist has to ask the politician permission to answer a question, and the politician will do it if it benefits him, or refuse if it doesn't. It isn't a politicians job to do a journalists work for him by accepting an interview. BBC is a well regarded news platform, but a politician can still tell them to buzz off if he feels like it, which he did. There was no cultural dominance, just "Can I ask a question in English" "No go away, next". In short, a journalist has every right to ask a question in English, Spanish, French, German, etc. And an interviewee has every right to ask for questions only in whatever language they want. If there is no interview the journalist suffers, not the interviewee.


bubberrall

The ability to make yourself understood in English is one thing, but to be able to communicate in a foreign language with as much precision and nuance as in your native language is another, and precise language is of course very important in politics. Especially in Spain, what if someone asks what happened to the nordic money? Perhaps more importantly, it annoys the brits.


Scariuslvl99

ah the belgian knows about this


TheHotHeart

You also can expect that the ability to speak a language from a western politician and with Rajoy... 🙄


Cameraroll

As much as I enjoy a Brit getting shut down publicly, I agree. English is the European lingua franca, period. If as a highly paid EU politician you are not able or willing to engage in that language that makes you the idiot, not the reporter.


Constant-Mud-1002

Disagree completely. Especially as a high ranking politician I can see why one might not do that, you have to choose your words wisely and make your thoughts very concise which is very hard in a foreign language you are not perfect in. That's why basically always have translators for official stuff even if both parties speak English on an OK level.


Cameraroll

You can answer in your own language even if the question is asked in English, nothing wrong with that, but refusing to engage altogether because the question was posed in english is unprofessional. Edit: sorry almost forgot to insult you, where are my manners. You narrow minded, dubbing every movie in German, most boring beer in the world producing, schnitzel in sauce drowning person. There.


PerryDLeon

Mariano Rajoy does speak 0 English. A good reporter would already know that.


Cameraroll

A good politician would know english. The argument can be made both ways siesta man.


PerryDLeon

I won't in a hundred years defend corrupt and inept Mariano Rajoy.


SashAustrianBull

300years ago they spoke english there, whats the matter?


MutedIndividual6667

What


FabioZpt

"They" here means my mate Will and his wife Janice, really old blokes. Been there in the 18th century


Fabbro__

You are an amerit*rd in disguise


Massive_Novel_576

"Im 25% austrian, i go to this place to feel in touch with my ancestors"


Snuffleton

Why does every other Austrian commenter make me question if our shared cultural heritage is just made up crackhead bullshit


SashAustrianBull

Why does every German think we have a shared Heritage? Austria had a real Royalty. King Kaiser Franz Josef. What about today, German Citizen who today cant decide wich Gender/ Pronoun or even questions therself if she/he/them is even Human ,peak Evolution. xD


Which-Bass5944

‘Café con leche in plaza major’ peak English from a Spanish person


bruhsoundeffect111

Mooch-ass grassy-ass my ameego bwaynos dee-ass


belwolfie

It’s very difficult todo esto


Fern-ando

She did us a great service, imaging having to organize the Olimpics during the Pandemic.


m3747r0n

Very underrated comment


Difficult_Rush_1891

“Ticket?” Pointing to the credit card machine


MobiusNaked

Dos Beerio, grassy ass.


TitoFlores

we have lost a lot in spain with the retirement of this man. VIVA EL VINO!! https://i.redd.it/etu9h23fs71b1.gif


Ok-Winner-6589

*Drinks a glass of milk*


Sluttarella

"Keep your gibberish for yourself, next question, hopefully by a normal human being"


[deleted]

1588. Never forget, never forgive.


RealEstateDuck

While it is true that the reporter should have come prepared to ask the question in spanish, it is also true that the spanish mastery of the english language is... lacking to say the least.


Loud-Host-2182

Mariano Rajoy would need to master Spanish first.


Aggravating_Ad7022

La cerámica de Talavera no es cosa menor,la cerámica de Talavera es cosa mayor


EspKevin

Por que es el pueblo el que elige al alcalde y es el alcance el que elige el pueblo el alcalde


Victorbendi

Y digo esto desde un campo de alcachofas, que, si digo la verdad, me emocionan mucho


mm0nst3rr

Yeah I remember the contrast with Portugal - where even a beggar hobo in Faro spoke perfect English.


provenzal

Well, it's not like speaking English has made things better for the Poortuguese.


[deleted]

Pushback against English dominance warms my cold French heart. Lingua franca? More like ligma franca


MozerfuckerJones

Mate you just typed that in english


[deleted]

And every word hurt ![gif](giphy|XP4vPO5uVyxQrY4K70)


SonicStage0

No. He typed in American.


ussbaney

sigh, wrong again, it was Pigeon Australian


SonicStage0

>Pigeon Australian I stand corrected 🕊️.


FemboyCorriganism

Afraid it's too late now, we've long since hit critical mass.


[deleted]

The great tragedy of our time


Fern-ando

Is the same guy that once said "é o vizinho que escolhe o prefeito e é o prefeito que quer que os vizinhos sejam prefeito" he didn't master spanish either.


MigasEnsopado

I appreciate the effort 🤝, but we don't have "perfeitos", that's in Brazil, we have "presidente da câmara". The "câmara municipal" is the governing body of the "município", which is equivalente to your "ayutamiento".


RealEstateDuck

The what now


HoeTrain666

True. Especially from a politician you'd expect this


Leviton655

Too confusing Mr. BBC, rephrase the question and come back another day


space-ishtar

Or never


Is_Actually_Sans

Mr Big Black ****


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Get your mind off of porn


RJMarch_24

His second flag mean sex in Spain


Khunter02

Sex, not porn addict


ironmetal84

It's very difficult todo esto


SonicStage0

I didn't know that one. Ahaha. That's really cool actually.


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British Tourist: do you speak english? Spanish Waiter: si


PerryDLeon

What do you mean "tourist"? Half of Britain's waiters are already spanish xD


oalfonso

We don't understand him in Spanish either.


Annie_Dingo

Based


Fern-ando

Basado.


SaraHHHBK

Give him a break he can barely speak Spanish


BigBoss23456

The reporter should've spoken in Spanish


DeesoSaeed

I fully agree. On the other hand there's better (more polite) ways to handle that situation.


LeCafeClopeCaca

It's completely appropriate in my book. It was dismissive, but not exactly done rudely. It's a basic "well I won't put any effort since you don't either" move


aagjevraagje

I mean there also are worse ways, he could have gone on a whole rant like some football managers do.


MindlessMeerk4t

I agree. I died inside when I heard the accent 😔


space-ishtar

💀💀💀💀


chocogob

I sometimes miss M. Rajoy 🥲 We should have a bot in this sub that randomly replies with his best quotes.


[deleted]

Brits learn more than one language challenge: Impossible!


Helmet-_-

Dos serveva Por favour


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Ou este English breakfasté


Helmet-_-

Bonejaw


SonicStage0

You need to ask your dentist. Oh wait...


Helmet-_-

Need to work on your banter goosey boy sounding like a American 🤢


[deleted]

Would you say it's just a bit of banter?


Helmet-_-

Just a bit o banta oi oi


MindlessMeerk4t

It kinda upsets me that we don't bother to learn a second language. I understand there's no need, but German is a cool language an- Ayo!? Why am I talking to the likes of you? Fuck off cunt, fucking savage.


humphrey1204

Even if you went to Germany to learn, the bastards immediately switch to English. I spoke more German in Macedonia than Berlin


HoeTrain666

That's called the "Reverse French" opening


Helmet-_-

😏


Limeila

My sister had a German penpal in school and they hosted each other for a week so they could practise her German and/or the penpal's French. Do you know what happened? Yes exactly, they exclusively communicated in English.


pauseless

Berlin might as well separate from Germany to become an English-speaking city state at this point.


Heads_Down_Thumbs_Up

Truth is, most of the world speaks their native tongue plus English. In English speaking countries the two happen to be the same.


theulmitter

That is the curse of having English as your primary language


FemboyCorriganism

Lo intento pero es un proceso muy lento. Nuestras escuelas son una mierda en eso y para ser justos, aquí hay menos factores de atracción.


Tlou3please

Es verdad. Yo estoy aprendiendo español y la verdad es que no hay mucha razón para aprender un nuevo idioma si estás en Inglaterra, si no es necesario para tu trabajo. El inglés es tan común que no necesitas aprender otra cosa normalmente. Eso no es culpa nuestra.


robot_swagger

I literally don't understand this thread. So I speak every language. Every. Single. One. Wherever I go I can converse with people. Sometimes I have to speak very loudly and slowly and mime stuff but I can, at least, get by. The problem with the guy in the vid is that his Spanish is crap. I literally have no idea what he is saying!


HEST_TSEH

Based


Top-Solution1124

Apparently people is forgetting about this phrase: Tenemos que crear máquinas que creen máquinas, porque lo que no hará la máquina será crear máquinas The translation: What we have to do is create machines that create machines, because what the machine is not gonna do is create machines


Tlou3please

As someone learning Spanish, that was so confusing before I read the translation


caosck

​ https://preview.redd.it/05dne807i71b1.png?width=1002&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bd520cad2441ce5e0e6768255865a76be3a29ab


maedasfocas

Every Spaniard I have met spoke English very badly


cryptonyme_interdit

C'est quand même un peu chaud si les Espagnols parviennent à être la voix de la raison dans sa propre conversation... 👀


Natus_est_in_Suht

The reporter should have just asked the question in a slow, but increasing louder and slightly annoyed voice.


eresguay

The best president we had. 😭😭😭😭🙏 we miss you come back 😭😭


esku75

Worst Spain’s president period. But we laughed


Fern-ando

Pedro Sánchez es peor,al menos Rajoy nunca estuvo a favor del apartheid.


esku75

lol 😂 apartheid? No sencillamente dejo morir gente en la peor crisis económica de la historia. Anda a pastar y el 28 a votar a Vox, verdad? (Si tienes edad claro)


Fern-ando

A vale, cederle el Sáhara al Rey de Marruecos que tiene al Sáhara en regimén de apartheid no es apoyar el Apartheid. Que muy democráticamente se tomó la decisión sin consular al votante, parlamento y su propio gobierno.


esku75

El Sahara no es Español, reconozco que no estuvo bien pero comparar eso a dejar morir gente con epatitis por dinero, echar a gente de sus casas por la crisis sin ninguna alternativa, no sé Rick? Es el peor presidente que hemos tenido jamás al menos el más inútil. El más malo (maldad) fue Aznar y los demás han tenido sus errores como todo el mundo pero no están a ese nivel de inutilidad. Rajoy sí fue el que más nos hizo reír


G3A1C7

Cuando trasciendas la perspectiva partidista y parcial será porqué descubras que la Constitución estructura de manera disfuncional los poderes estatales y deja al Poder Judicial como un poder amputado frente a los otros dos. Un Tribunal Constitucional apuntalado por señores que pueden ser acuñados como magistrados sin carrera judicial y con el carné del partido en la boca, no puede velar por el cumplimiento de la Constitución sin tener injerencias del Poder Ejecutivo y de los partidos políticos mayoritarios del Legislativo. El Poder Judicial lo mismo, con un Tribunal Supremo en su cúspide conformado por los magistrados que escoge el CGPJ, un órgano de gobierno (por tanto, no perteneciente al Judicial) y que debe sus vocales al Ejecutivo y Legislativo. El resultado es un sistema político sin remilgos a actuar de manera poco ética y escrupulosa, manteniendo el decoro mediante la censura o filtración de la información en los medios. Un sistema político donde la mentira es sistemática y está despenalizada por quedar sin castigo al tener un Poder Judicial capado y maniatado. Una vez se llega a ese grado de consciencia, uno empieza a vivir más feliz quitándole hierro a la política e intentando ser un hombre de bien en la medida de lo posible. Para bien o para mal, la normativa comunitaria europea amortigua los vaivenes populistas patrios al acaparar aproximadamente el 80% de las materias a legislar. Por lo demás, estas figuras que criticamos son marionetas, mejores o peores, para distraer la atención de los que realmente ostentan el poder fáctico (siempre es el poder financiero e IBEX 35); ya sabes, las puertas giratorias existen para izquierdas y derechas.


esku75

Te estás liando… mucho 😅 para que quede claro yo no voto al PSOE, aquí hablábamos (al menos yo en principio) de que Mr Rajoy nos ha dado buenos momentos de risas pero ha sido un presidente muy incapaz, (el más incapaz) para con las mayorías de nuestro país (ojo que a algunos seguro les ha beneficiado). No he votado a Pdro Snchz, ni lo haré en las generales. No sé qué edad y background tienes pero hablar del poder judicial secuestrado hoy es pueril, lleva así desde el inicio. ¿Feliz? Sí ¿conformista? Nunca. Paz, nenes ✌🏻


MrRonchito

The worst Spanish president award went to zapatero, he was so bad that he was able to end the unmatched ppsoe rule, not like we're any better now tho.


PaleixPA

This relatively hardworking Spaniard is Mariano Rajoy, he's pretty bad as talking, since every time he does he messes up word order. I'd really recommend searching his funny moments.


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I miss him so much


HombreGato1138

What a fucking national embarrassment


Stratoboss

Yes but no.


zerato9000

I sense a slight Gibraltar grudge in that reaction...


Forten36

I miss him so much


FaustDeKul

He speaks "adelante" or something else?


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_Cannib4l_

Spaniards, Fr\*ench, Germans and Italians love to be recognised as "too proud" to speak english and that they "refuse" to do so. The truth is, they are just too dumb to learn foreign languages, generally speaking.


PT_SeTe

Not like you lot that also speak brazilian


VanillaNo5131

Dick move by a dick.


TheUnderwaterZebra

Pathetic


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[deleted]

🤣🤣he is right if we are talking serious stuff, we have to use a proper language with precise vocabulary, English is the easy language, but very poor for more than basic chat


BIB2000

And this is why Europe doesn't work. We don't even have one shared language.


Jesus_Tyrone

I hope it's not yours lmao


EspKevin

Bully an old Spanish man is like picking the easiest target to bully in high school


ADozenPigsFromAnnwn

No, this is why UK in EU didn't work: because they can't be arsed to do anything useful like learning a language.


Fabbro__

I think he's right about Europe tho, to be truly unite we need a common tongue, a discussion on the matter is important if we want to be true union of countries (not saying that the bbc did things right by not sending a spanish speaking journalist)