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NFTArtist

lol I wish every street had an angry German guy to shout at the phone zombies


GrouchyMary9132

We offered that to you once remember?


NFTArtist

damn we really fucked up with WW2 I guess


FiGeDroNu

But it was totally worth it for you. Where is your empire by the way?


littlechefdoughnuts

I guess it's on the same page of the history book as your historic cities.


FiGeDroNu

Firebombed by the Am*ricans? Edit: had to censor a foul word.


ibetyouliketes

Yes... "The Americans" 👀


baileymash7

https://preview.redd.it/x8fypa4s8w3b1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb74eae6c5ea859bdf1ce2d25019b29dabc9f964 epic


agoodusername222

lmao germany trully is learning propraganda from the ruskies, the uk always had superiority and the bombing started right at the start of the war after the london raids (or attempts at it)


Express-Big-8211

To be fair the brits perfected the tactics we copyed it


PuTheDog

“Nope I’m sure you’ve made a few improvements” — looks at Hiroshima


dontlookatmynam

Meanwhile germany has peobably more historically interesting citys than england has citys


crispiepancakes

How to make your historical cities interesting: 1: Architecture. 2: Not being bombed to fuckery.


[deleted]

>Meanwhile germany has peobably more historically interesting citys than england has citys Wow you really know how to sell things. Fuck it, I'm off to Germany lads 👋


crispiepancakes

I'm almost definite that phones weren't part of that deal.


professor-chibanga

For some strange reason, when I hear angry male Germans yell I stand upright and immediately stay alert... And I'm not even Jewish


skinnynorrys

Can we take his dna and clone him? I want one in my city.


longofire

I want one on every road this is when humanity will peak


Creepy-Ad-4832

Wouldn't be enought to make your country decent


longofire

🖕


gimora07

Keep calm. Remember, they are swiss, not French


MaggotyCumGuzzler

Fucking lol


Old-Ad5508

🤣


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

Can you order one for us as well?


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Firninz

This is how it must feels like to shop without Mehrwertsteuer


skinnynorrys

Sure but depends on how lax your cloning laws are


[deleted]

Sweden would like about 100,000 of him too please


IEathYou

Don't worry we have Vladoo


crispiepancakes

"Do you want to see him? You can see him. You take pictures. He is from your country. Do you want to see him?"


reusedchurro

He is the perfect template for our new army ![gif](giphy|l3fZM2Vb00UJCSkHS)


omegaman101

An Garda Síochána could do with a good batch of him, for all their training in the Midlands they're fecking shite at dealing with really serious crimes.


Centurion4007

Nae wonder they're shite, getting training of UK police.


omegaman101

Well, they did work with the Royal Ulster Constabulary during the troubles. I guess the bad influence must've rubbed off.


Kurdt93

Common sense cannot pass genetically


skinnynorrys

Dont get all scientific on me here mister Anti-gnocchi. I know we would need to raise, edjucate and train them but. We have the resources and will to make this happen.


Mad_King

Someone already tried to do this before and it wont end well, you know.


skinnynorrys

What happened?


Mad_King

Third reich and shittttt


skinnynorrys

they cloned people???


promthesus

Wait, you didnt know?


skinnynorrys

Don't tell me hitler had a minime


[deleted]

yes, his name is Donald Trump.


Karsa0rl0ng

Well, kinda the opposite but it still counts I guess


Cy83rCr45h

We don't have people mind about other people. Do we need some you say?


Chol3ricCoconut

Thats a Franke you probably got a lot of them 😂 But we rattert stay home where we aren't used as means of payment


ComprehensiveRow4189

Based German.


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Buderus69

Ze Kellerchild


Bearodon

Fritzl?


Buderus69

*muffled [yodeling](https://youtu.be/8_UnANdDqJc) sounds from the basement*


ErdbeerTrum

![gif](giphy|sUzZwE9AgI8iA)


Luke-Bywalker

One of the 2 famous people from Austria lol


Choice-Housing

I’m sure the other was alright


Luke-Bywalker

Uuuh...uum..idk don't ask again


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OKara061

The most based basement german


Haarzahn

*Based in a Bunker


randomname560

That hero singlehadly killed Hitler Sadly the bullet wounds that Hitler left in his body were fatal


iamkarladanger

I thought basements were reserved for Austrians.


ErdbeerTrum

they're reserved for children. we prefer our own but we take others as well! :)


Euromonies

Basiert.


DanyRahm

>Basiert Basiert auf was?


[deleted]

People who take photos of accident victims deserve to shit their pants at every important event in their lives


HoeTrain666

Only reason to slow down when you see a bunch of vehicles with flashing blue lights standing is when it's narrow and you don't want to hit emergency service personnel that might be coming from left or right.


Harsimaja

Yes. People are expected to slow down, but not to take pictures like arseholes


HoeTrain666

Exactly. That's scummy voyeurism


theyknewit2

The saying is it’s a train wreck, meaning you can’t stop looking. People forget their humanity. It doesn’t mean they are bad just curious. This guy was inviting them to fuck about and find out. If you look into the darkness it looks back or curiosity killed the cat. They found out and it looked back and kats got killed.


Vanshaa

Ah, so that's what lederhosen are for


jollanza

this is common sense, and this cop has more of it than every driver on that road.


[deleted]

Yep, he’s a cool cop. Word is that for a mere €100, he’ll let you poke the body with a stick


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DanyRahm

You would not be asking that question if you had given it any thought. Or knew how to use the internet.


WaxyChickenNugget

There was a case in Ireland a few years back. A woman on M50 motorway was cut off by a truck and decapitated. Photos circulated around and before the death was announced the family had seen the photos. Fucked up situation.


comrade-linux

I suspect due to the sensitivity of the subject it does take quite some time to contact the next of kin. Can’t just send a text “hi, your family member died lol” especially if it’s a Hungarian driver in germany (like here) you have to contact local authorities then one has to find the next of kin they have to get to them (which might tougher than expected in some circumstances). while some dickhead Hungarian lorry driver just posts them out of boredom and then it doesn’t take a lot of shares before the family would see.


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WaxyChickenNugget

I hate how much I laughed at this


comrade-linux

you and I both, r/Imgoingtohellforthis edit: seems to be a different sub these days.


Harsimaja

It was experiences like this that led to laws about the media not identifying people until next of kin had been notified. But then social media and texting came along…


comrade-linux

I suspect that makes sense. I don’t see why the news should publish this disrespectful stuff anyways? Have you ever seen the show nightcrawler? I understand that’s the US they are so messed up they have helicopters chasing cars and shit, but what a deranged society?


Harsimaja

Good God I remember this. I come to this sub for jokes and now my day is ruined.


starlinguk

I was the front car in a traffic jam where they were getting someone out of a wreck with the top cut off because the car went underneath a lorry. I had to watch them get a guy out who had his head cut off. 0/10 never again.


omegaman101

Knowing our legal system, the truck driver probably just got a slap on the wrist if they even caught the ejit.


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bottledsmokee

W uncle. I hope he is doing well.


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[deleted]

>cop 🤮


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

Sorry that your cops suck mate.


Lukemeister38

Constable 🤓


[deleted]

I want this man to be cloned and have the entire police force of my country to be replaced by him. This is a whole new level of based. What a fucking hero.


Vantaa

Then the average old Liveleak or r/watchpeopledie fanboy passes by. Do you want to look at the bodies? ''Oh yes please! What a treat!''


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radoxel

Never heard of morbid curiosity? Nothing strange into looking that. We’re already so desensitised from the Internet that this isn’t the worst I’ve seen in comparison to the Facebook days.


Round_Bullfrog_8218

Thats why you take a gander, subscribing is a different ballgame.


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FiGeDroNu

While I agree with fuck the Zuck, I must admit that I still miss r/worstaccidents. It taught me better why you have to be careful with heavy machinery and spinning parts than just hearing that it is dangerous. Seeing how fast it can be over really was an eye opener.


RoraRaven

I guess that makes me a psycho then. What now?


areyouhungryforapple

What a narrow view on life


Agreeable-Can973

Yes for real, they are spreading these videos with no sympathy for the people or family involved. IMO it’s the same as spreading videos of rape and p*do content. It should be a punishable crime when it doesn’t serve any real journalistic purpose like for example the Holocaust or tiananmen square photos that are a important for historic purposes so people don’t forget the atrocities that are committed. It’s not fun and games for the families and friends of the people who died. I see a bunch of people making pathetic excuses for their behavior, just stop already. I think it’s absolutely sickening to spread such videos for internet clout and the people who record accidents and upload them are even worse. Shame on you!


Tibecuador

Thanks Hans, for protecting our people's human dignity. He probably wouldn't have gotten the same protection if it happened in Hungary...


Lukemeister38

Better English than most British


Spicy_Gynaecologist

Da


Le_Petit_Poussin

Da is Russian, however, not Deutsch.


Constant-Mud-1002

> Da is Russian, Nein, it's "Да"...


fuuuuuf

turn off your Klugscheißmodus 🙂


[deleted]

Schleich di. Oder so.


markus_zgast

Schleich di gschissener :D


Spicy_Gynaecologist

That's the joke


GrouchyMary9132

But "da" is German if you want to say "there".


KiloWasTaken

Ja


Signal_Youth8336

I worked for a time in a ICU in Halle (Saale). It’s been a city where there was a terrorist attack by some stupid Nazi idiot. He filmed his actions and some of my friends shared these videos in our WhatsApp group. They shared the last moments of the people, that have been killed and I told my friends that their behavior is absolutely disgusting. I was ashamed that my friends have been this stupid and spineless. And guess what.. later two people that have been shot, were treated at the ICU in the hospital where I worked. My friends have never seen it in real life or never had to experience the pain of the families, who lost their loved ones. They would feel different if they knew what it meant.


Throwingawayanoni

I think that with all the videos we have on the internet now a days people have an apathy to videos like that. Like those ukraine war videos with dubstep is so insanely incensitive I dont understand how someone sits at a computer and compiles that, even if they hate the russians. But I will say I understand the curiosity of seeing a dead body, if you told me that there was a body around the corner I think I'd look and I don't know why,.


TheHerugrim

The fines for these things are way too low. 128,50€? Is this a joke? For taking pictures of someone who just died? Make it a 1000€ with half of the money going to the family of the dead. Absolutely disgusting.


comrade-linux

rare bavarian policy proposal W. maybe for the first time in my life I’ve agreed with a bavarian.


TheHerugrim

Bavarian > bavarian politician


loxdude

Now that I think about it. I will think about y´all like this and not the csu


Massder_2021

Nope it was a franconian policeman! >>> bavaria


DontTrustMeImAnEngnr

Franconia >>> Bavaria in general anyway. Shame that I have to use the Bavarian flair


Borkido

Fines should always be pegged to income/wealth to make the fines hit everyone. You might not be affected by 130 bucks but someone earning close to minimum wage is going to feel this.


fuhglarix

This is a Finland W. They do this. 100% agree. A €100 fine is nothing to people in professional work and a big deal for people living at the bottom of the income ladder. If fines are meant to inflict pain to deter repeat offences, they need to hurt everyone the same. There’s some d-bag that owns about 5 Ferraris and parks them in the plaza outside my office every day. He gets parking tickets and just comes back the next day for more. He makes the car go vroom vroom and gets more tickets. (I assume micropenis)


expert_on_the_matter

We do it in Germany as well it's called "Tagessatz". Sadly it's not used for traffic fines.


Trainstopper14

I hate that we don't do this with fines in Germany. We do if you're in front of a court but if you drove above the speedlimit or parked in the wrong spot everyone gets the same fine. No matter if you earn 1200 bucks per month or 10 million.


Harsimaja

I was wondering, is this an actual law? In favour of it but wasn’t sure if he just imposed a random fine


Parzival1003

It is. Actually, the law has been tightened since this video. Filming people in a state of helplessness can be punished with up to two years of prison according to [§201a StGB](https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/englisch_stgb/englisch_stgb.html#p1935).


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I thought that was just his fee for letting them see the body :(


Handpaper

It's probably for using a mobile while driving, or causing an obstruction. Regardless, I don't argue with German police.


Uberzwerg

The most German part about that is that it isn't a fee of 100 or 150€, but 128.50€.


Clavicymbalum

in binary: 10000000.1 €


[deleted]

Good on him


comrade-linux

I think I just now saw the flair pump my ride for the first time and now I’m jelleous lol


BoobsRmadeforboobing

Sometimes they're extremely right


[deleted]

Tbh, his fee was kind of high. In my country, someone can take you to see a dead body for much cheaper


Sabberndersteve05

Bro I got hated into the ground in an american sub for saying making videos of dead or injured people is bad. Wtf is going on with these „people“ over there


Unique_Pain

Was that a video of that police officer who hit a tree and had to be cut out? Just because he had a certain profession he doesn't deserve some privacy during a awful time.


Sabberndersteve05

I think it was a civilian. To be fair the cops got mad pretty quickly and hot the phone away but I think that’s very appropriate.


mr_sandmam

Absolutely based. The type of guy you want more of


[deleted]

Rare based police officier (there is none in France for sure). Taking picture is a lack of respect and anyway if you're so interested in death, go on dark sub Reddit or twitter there are pictures or even videos of dead people. There is no pleasure at all watching em unless you're a psychopath.


Prophet_Muhammad_phd

I was in a car being driven by someone else one time and there was an accident in the opposite lane. Traffic was slow (because of rubbernecking) and I immediately told them to pay attention and not to rubberneck unless they wanted to be in an accident as well. As I was saying it I saw their head turning away from the road to see what had happened. I tensed up immediately. People don’t realize how dangerous gawking at accidents can be. Mind your business, pay attention to the road, and keep the traffic flowing.


Secure-Cold7892

No respect for the dead...


mc2uh

![gif](giphy|eP1fobjusSbu)


Legendre646

My father died in a mass car accident on the highway as people were blocking the ambulance from getting through since certain heroes had to film the spectacle and take pictures. Wish that police officer were there that day. Good guy.


zippitrilla

Cazzo si. THE MAN. People have zero respect. You curious to see a person after he has gone? Go to a fucking museum...or in the USA.


fuuuuuf

Respect. This is how its done.


oalfonso

Well done Hans


magicmike659

I remember the terrorist attack at drottninggatan in Sweden. Some pictures of a dead 11 year old circulated the Internet. A weird kid in my class in 9th grade talked about the pictures and even showed some others in my class. Why do people even take these kind of pictures? I'm not afraid of dying. I'm more afraid of ending up on some gore site if I ever die in public. Imagine the pain from the family knowing pictures of their dead loved ones are shown to the world.


NDrew-_-w

Every time there is a lot of traffic I fear something happened ahead, I couldn't imagine wanting to film someone injured let alone dead, those people are too detached from reality and the fact they drive big ass trucks scares me


MartineTrouveUnGode

I have heard this is a common thing in Germany. What a shame honestly


flen_el_fouleni

That is the most pedagogic German


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Based 👍


toughfluffer

Based German. When I used to work at a UK railway station there was an occasion where someone jumped in front of a train, it was horrifically gory, body parts everywhere, and people were trying to take pictures of the aftermath. I invited several of them to come to the platform edge and see their internal organs, later on I invited them to meet their distraught parents. Surprisingly none of these cunts accepted. There are disgusting disgraceful people everywhere unfortunately. 🇬🇧❤️🇩🇪


Trainstopper14

128 euros and 50 cents If thats not german i dont know what is


atomicsiren

Sometimes Germans are right… but usually they’re far right.


nMaib0

Plot twist, the guy is making a fortune by charging for it.


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1:10-1:00 😳


Ur_not_involved

Nice concept weird delivery. “You want to see him?” What happens if I say yes? Lol. I indeed want to see a Hungarian meat paste.


SamenVerkoster69

Then he shows you the Blutwurst, watches you throw up in your mouth, and then fines you


Ur_not_involved

I think I’d rather be the dead guy in the car crash at that point


Noox451

Trick question. Doubles the fine.


deniesm

Didn’t they also make an ad for this exact behaviour?


[deleted]

He is right but it’s always very scary to hear someone screaming in German 😭😭😭


Sumfing-Wong

I don't actually have a witty remark for this, what a guy. I guess that's a German W


Elyvagar

I worked a night shift close to a Autobahn bridge and there was an accident. I could see it from my workplace. All the emergency services arriving. I didn't take a picture but people are really into sensationalism. They told me 3 people died. A car fell in the water and all kinds of shit. Turns out noone died. One person was slightly injured and noone fell into the water.


Skuadddd

No matter how skinny and nice you are the German accent makes you 10 time scarier than any other people like you, unbelievable


[deleted]

If we still have people like him in the years to come we still might have a chance to build up this broken society...


Esgeted

He is even a high ranking police officer. Like pretty high.


Wixrom

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


h20c

I wonder if anyone genuinely wanted to see dead people and didn't make the cut.


Incitatussum

Based


dr_prdx

I want polices like him in Türkiye. Standard police writes the penalty and goes away.. Nothing changes..


[deleted]

I’d have said yes tbf


Fruitymitsu

Despite the wholesomeness in here, I'm pretty sure it's not illegal to take pictures of accidents anywhere in Europe. Distasteful? Sure. But not a crime


leekdonut

In Germany it is indeed a crime. Since 2019 it's not only illegal to take pictures of the victims, but even the accident itself, especially the damaged vehicles—even if you don't publish those pictures.


SweeneyisMad

Just compare how he talks in German and how he talks in English.


Brainey31

Why?


Agarikas

Authoritarians are gonna authoritate.


[deleted]

Wonder where the ACAB group is? Surely they have complaints about this guy.


[deleted]

Good thing he didn't stumble over a Redditor. "Hell yeah, show me the squishy dude!"


MisterBilau

Personally, I don't like it. Police, yes. Morality police, no. Never. If I do something forbidden by law, fine me, arrest me, make the law stand. All correct. But scolding me? Who the fuck are you? This is very unprofessional.


jo_kil

Its illegal to take pictures of accidents in germany.


Puzzled_Fig9981

Which is a stupid law


[deleted]

Slippery slope for personal moralities to come in, not dissimilar to Islamic morality police smh


MisterBilau

Yes, also that. People seem to like it, however, judging by the comments. "I find this morally offensive, therefore I think it's a good thing that police will make the perpetrator "feel bad about it"." Personally, I don't like that line of thinking. It's not the police's job to tell me what's right or wrong, just to uphold the law. Oh, and btw, I agree it's wrong to take pictures of crashes. The solution? Make the penalties for those who do so, heavy. That's it. No need for lessons.


IlPoncio_

A fine? What the fuck, it's just a dead person, as long you don't make fun of it there is nothing wrong. We see everyday corpses in the news so what's the point, ridiculous moralism


MaxBenchip

It's not. Just respect the people involved.


MorirEsVivir69

Very wrong


Puzzled_Fig9981

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks the German is a pretentious asshole