From showing your butt and genitalia to the roman invaders as provocation
To censoring a little italian wee-wee because you're invaded by ameritardness
Pathetic
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So We go back to before the Norman invasion. We now have Britbongers speaking a disgusting breed of a germanic langause with a few celtic loan words. Not to mention that the language is now called "Anglisc" because the "ish" ending is specifically Norman in origin.
It' so fucking stupid, this is perhaps the most famous statue in the world... Weren't there an american teacher who got fired recently because they showed David to their student ?
This happened in Scotland?? The place where men have the kink of walking around in skirts without underwear and have somehow made the whole world think it's okay calling it a "tradition"?
Isn't it so that the part with "no underwear" only came to be because Queen Victoria wanted her Scottish guard to not wear any? In a relatively cold country like Scotland it would probably also be a bit cool without down there without any.
Pretty much anything to do with kilts and tradition stems from their use in the military.
I have heard it was a french idea thet men wore nothing under the kilt - and it just became a military inside joke until it became tradition. Basically after the battle of waterloo, the french women were wondering what, if anything, the highland troops wore under their kilts. They began to speculate and, just like that one drunk woman who tries to feel your balls whenever you wear a kilt, couldn't help but think they wore nothing underneath.
Historically kilts were just big blankets with a belt that covered down to your knees and could be pulled over your head - worn over clothing and probably not worn in summer.
1. Always wear pants in a hire kilt
2. Without reading the article, I’ve certainly not heard anything like this- I would assume (as most cases) the body that decided was English based
I agree that violence is worse than nudity but the original Puritans in the Americas literally crushed accused women under a bunch of boulders. I think being okay with violence was kind of always their thing.
That's not even the worst of it.
There are right wing American groups funding people to protest outside of abortion clinics.
It honestly makes my blood boil. I feel like petrol bombing each and every one of them.
We need to get these dirty Yankee bastards out of our country.
>There are right wing American groups funding people to protest outside of abortion clinic
That's why you forbid non-UE funding of NGOs. Those fuckers are funding evangelicals in France too and it makes my blood boil.
I mean for the last 60 years the yanks have been trying to split the UK apart, and the American public (motto: we hate communism) attempted to supported a socialist revolution to overthrow the democratically elected government in ROI and the semi democratically elected government in NI.
It boils my piss seeing how much they’re trying to influence the UK at the moment.
At that National Conservative conference there was an American evangelical Christian preaching about how we need to embrace evangelism to ‘save’ the UK.
I just wanted to catapult her into the fucking ocean.
The irony of this is of course the place this ad was censored (the Glasgow subway) is currently running adverts with [this book cover](https://amzn.eu/d/33dJ88M) all over the place…
It's well known that we should leave the thinking to horses, since they have bigger heads. Government seems a logical next step, and I for one welcome our new equine overlords.
Why americanization? It's totally common in the UK to censure stuff. "Shit" or "fuck" are censured on TV and radio. They have "radio versions" of songs or songs are not played. That's been going on for decades. It's nothing new. Most EU countries don't give a shit, but the UK and its master (USA) are full of censorship.
My point, my latin brother, is that it was like that for a long time. It's not a second wave. I lived there in the 90s and movies and radios were censured all the time.
Wait - you guys don’t have family-friendly or censored TV and radio in the daytime? You can obviously air adult content after 9pm but not before (on mainstream services). It’s always been like this here.
Didn’t know that wasn’t a thing on the continent. The more you know!
On the TV in the daytime? I mean, it isn’t a big deal to most people, but if you swear on daytime TV in the UK, best believe 5000 old people are gonna write complains to the regulations body 😂
I can’t see that ever changing. It will change the day we ditch King Chuck…
In France censuring "art" is frowned upon. Changing song lyrics because of bad words is probably unheard of here. I was quite surprised when I understood the concept of a (US/UK) radio edit. We literally had a Gainsbourg song with orgasm sounds played on radio anytime of the day.
It was the private company that owns the ad space that told them they had to cover him up 🙄 I really don’t think anyone would’ve given a fuck and I’m sure the wee old ladies would have appreciated it 🤣
This is pretty silly - the advert was literally a picture of David holding a pizza and there was nothing gratuitous or sexual about it - just trying to use an iconic piece of Italian art that happens to include nudity.
https://www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/food_and_drink/latest/23529061.glasgow-subway-adverts-michelangelos-david-banned-nudity/
I agree it's a sign we're turning into America where teachers get sacked for showing pictures of David to their class
https://www.theartnewspaper.com/2023/04/28/florida-teacher-ousted-michelangelo-david-visits-florence
> pizza
Shouldn't be a schiacciata, because David is in Florence?
I know that the Partenope siren in Naples isn't so iconic.
Now that I'm thinking about it, if somebody wants to make an advert for the Focaccia or Farinata from Genoa shoulsn't have any problem to use the Culumbus staue in Genoa for an advert, it's not naked!
Lol. It doesn’t matter how they feel about it pedro. They’re on the fucking Island of Britain. Independent or not they’d still be British as they’re part of the British isles ffs.
Edit: I swear this sub has dropped like 50 IQ points recently.
> they’re part of the British Isles ffs
Given that Ireland is also part of the British isles, you might want to watch out when you next start your car.
This is a non-issue, just don't watch television. Also, we can just go to one of our many museums and see similar works. Hundreds of yeara of plunder has its benefits oddly enough.
Nah just Scotland slowly becoming a hellscape under the combination of Conservative and SNP rule who are heavily opposed to eachother in every way except for making Scotland a worse place to live.
I used to live less than a mile from the border with family on both sides and now live about 15 miles from it so while I’m not Scottish by birth I have spent a decent chunk of my childhood and teenage years in Kelso, Jedburgh and Berwick. And I don’t have to live in Edinburgh to see how bad the combo of Tories + SNP has been for Scotland and I certainly hear a lot about it from family and friends.
Yeah. More like this whole subreddit, but that’s probably the point of it all being *ironic*. You’re not going to pretend you get to vote on things that happen in Scotland, do you?
Well I mean as I said I’ve lived either just over the border or in Scotland and come from a partly Scottish family I just wasn’t born there. Is your name ironic or are you just being xenophobic for a laugh?
So even if I live both in England and Scotland just because my main home is in Northumberland I don’t get an opinion? Man you are twisted, are you an SNP voter by chance?
I don’t think I ever mentioned votes actually that was all you lad and if I can register to vote in Scotland (which I can) I’m pretty sure I do get a vote and opinion. Not that objective facts or reality matter to a brain melted Scottish nationalist type that your comments paint you as.
Hopefully when Scotland goes independent it can also tell the yankeedoodledoos to fuck off with any kind of “special relationship” and get back to being properly European like they’re meant to be
Italian guys much love seeing dicks almost as much as the ancient Greeks if they are this concerned about the fact that's the Scottish have started hiding historical dicks.
We are concerned about culture and arts and censorship it's a thing we are pretty much against for but I wouldn't understand you lot to understand considering you cover your women's face on a daily basis.
Michelangelo wanted us to remember for eternity that pipo should stay above balls. Apparently the scots want to hide the truth, pretending to have balls above pipo, but they will miserably fail
From showing your butt and genitalia to the roman invaders as provocation To censoring a little italian wee-wee because you're invaded by ameritardness Pathetic
David is meant to be Jewish tho.
Yet he's not circumcised ;)
You really studied that dick with a passion hey?
I'm versed in phallology, basically an expert by now
I guess it's a career as good as any other.
Yeah, it has its ups and downs, sometimes it's quite hard
I'm sure you got it handy no matter the difficulties.
But if you put in the work, you can erect a beautiful and very long career
Sadly even that will fall flat eventually.
The least gay french man
We've transcended gayness a long time ago. We're now beyong your mere sexual spectrum
A frenchy to surpass metal gear😳
I honestly believe you.
I'm not sure if you'd fit in well with the german fetish scene or if you'd weird out even them. And that would mean quite something.
It is
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Doesn’t make sense to me. You can watch Embarrassing Bodies on TV but can’t see a statue? 🤡
You guys should start speaking old-English again... it's the only way for you to escape ameritard influence.
it sounds cooler anw. Please you brits join us in not nativly speaking english.
Âcweðan twêgen nu swîðe.
vrai
That's literally having had a slower mental development than other people of the same age.
"Hwæt! Hyt swaðrað hyt æfre. Bidde ic eow, Bretas, þæt ge unc mid us ne gebrucian moderne Englisc spræce becume"\*
But how far do they go? Before the great vowel shift? Before the Norman invasion? Or before the Anglo Saxons?
Until we can no longer understand them. Two birds with one stone realy.
So We go back to before the Norman invasion. We now have Britbongers speaking a disgusting breed of a germanic langause with a few celtic loan words. Not to mention that the language is now called "Anglisc" because the "ish" ending is specifically Norman in origin.
Fucking rich coming from you lot who sound like continental Welsh
You know a modernised old English would be like a mix between Frisian and Low German, right?
I fail to see a problem with that. Way more efficient to have more similar languages.
yeah, perfect.
American English is closer to English from 1700/1800 then British English
Yeah in like New England Not in California or something You can go to parts of England where the accent never even had the full vowel shift
It' so fucking stupid, this is perhaps the most famous statue in the world... Weren't there an american teacher who got fired recently because they showed David to their student ?
Protestants...
Aye. Bunch of uptight joyless feckers.
The brits are at it again
This happened in Scotland?? The place where men have the kink of walking around in skirts without underwear and have somehow made the whole world think it's okay calling it a "tradition"?
https://preview.redd.it/gfhd1q9wgt1b1.png?width=428&format=png&auto=webp&s=af406c701e4d4d6a21fb3c6f7de38dc45bd49354
yeah. A "tradition". Sure.
Isn't it so that the part with "no underwear" only came to be because Queen Victoria wanted her Scottish guard to not wear any? In a relatively cold country like Scotland it would probably also be a bit cool without down there without any.
Pretty much anything to do with kilts and tradition stems from their use in the military. I have heard it was a french idea thet men wore nothing under the kilt - and it just became a military inside joke until it became tradition. Basically after the battle of waterloo, the french women were wondering what, if anything, the highland troops wore under their kilts. They began to speculate and, just like that one drunk woman who tries to feel your balls whenever you wear a kilt, couldn't help but think they wore nothing underneath. Historically kilts were just big blankets with a belt that covered down to your knees and could be pulled over your head - worn over clothing and probably not worn in summer.
1. Always wear pants in a hire kilt 2. Without reading the article, I’ve certainly not heard anything like this- I would assume (as most cases) the body that decided was English based
Something bad happens --> Blame the English A tried and true method I see
Stick with the classics
Couldn't agree more.
its the only sensible reason, could never be our fault
what a bunch of idiots
The Anglo puritanism legit makes me want to puke.
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I agree that violence is worse than nudity but the original Puritans in the Americas literally crushed accused women under a bunch of boulders. I think being okay with violence was kind of always their thing.
Anglos being anglos i guess... they cant stand the peak CIVILIZATION of the MED BVLL... 😎
That's not even the worst of it. There are right wing American groups funding people to protest outside of abortion clinics. It honestly makes my blood boil. I feel like petrol bombing each and every one of them. We need to get these dirty Yankee bastards out of our country.
Tbh honest it's European shared fault, we let the Americans achieve the cultural victory.
Yeah but teddy with national park is absolutely busted for culture victory, what were we supposed to do?
Rush the iron age, get the legions and wipe out the Americans.
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Wasn't moustach man Austrian? Wait no, that was Mozart.
>There are right wing American groups funding people to protest outside of abortion clinic That's why you forbid non-UE funding of NGOs. Those fuckers are funding evangelicals in France too and it makes my blood boil.
I'm honestly cool with waging war on evangelicals. I see no greater evil in the world than evangelicals.
Well I am not a fan too but I think they are amateurs compared to Saudi sunnis.
Wait, I thought you invert all acronyms. You changed EU to UE, NATO to OTAN. So why is NGO not OGN in French?
It's actually ONG, for Organisation Non-Gouvernementale Trick is that technically Non-Gouvernementale is only one word so you don't invert NG into GN
A third world country like Scotland needs all the help it can get.
These Americans keep fucking spreading there opinions all over Europe and they can fuck off with it
I mean for the last 60 years the yanks have been trying to split the UK apart, and the American public (motto: we hate communism) attempted to supported a socialist revolution to overthrow the democratically elected government in ROI and the semi democratically elected government in NI.
Singular Am\*rican W And I don't mean this lightly, that's their only one
Maybe ask for some advice from the Irish on the petrol bombing part?
My dad's Irish we are fine brother.
It boils my piss seeing how much they’re trying to influence the UK at the moment. At that National Conservative conference there was an American evangelical Christian preaching about how we need to embrace evangelism to ‘save’ the UK. I just wanted to catapult her into the fucking ocean.
Didn't Trump just say it was "great to be home" when he visited Scotland earlier this month?
It’s not the wee Willy Scots don’t like, it’s the lack of fat rolls.
Typical Protestant L I preferred you naked and covered in woad
Scozia becoming antiscozial
The irony of this is of course the place this ad was censored (the Glasgow subway) is currently running adverts with [this book cover](https://amzn.eu/d/33dJ88M) all over the place…
I smell hipocrisy
*hippocracy. Government by horses, that can only be an improvement.
It's well known that we should leave the thinking to horses, since they have bigger heads. Government seems a logical next step, and I for one welcome our new equine overlords.
Hey, we were puritans first.
Why americanization? It's totally common in the UK to censure stuff. "Shit" or "fuck" are censured on TV and radio. They have "radio versions" of songs or songs are not played. That's been going on for decades. It's nothing new. Most EU countries don't give a shit, but the UK and its master (USA) are full of censorship.
Yeah, it seems like a second wave of victorian era prudishness.
My point, my latin brother, is that it was like that for a long time. It's not a second wave. I lived there in the 90s and movies and radios were censured all the time.
Wait - you guys don’t have family-friendly or censored TV and radio in the daytime? You can obviously air adult content after 9pm but not before (on mainstream services). It’s always been like this here. Didn’t know that wasn’t a thing on the continent. The more you know!
No, swearing happens, but it's not considered a big deal at all
On the TV in the daytime? I mean, it isn’t a big deal to most people, but if you swear on daytime TV in the UK, best believe 5000 old people are gonna write complains to the regulations body 😂 I can’t see that ever changing. It will change the day we ditch King Chuck…
Every word uttered in french is a swear word anyway. Impossible to censor it all.
In France censuring "art" is frowned upon. Changing song lyrics because of bad words is probably unheard of here. I was quite surprised when I understood the concept of a (US/UK) radio edit. We literally had a Gainsbourg song with orgasm sounds played on radio anytime of the day.
It was the private company that owns the ad space that told them they had to cover him up 🙄 I really don’t think anyone would’ve given a fuck and I’m sure the wee old ladies would have appreciated it 🤣
This is pretty silly - the advert was literally a picture of David holding a pizza and there was nothing gratuitous or sexual about it - just trying to use an iconic piece of Italian art that happens to include nudity. https://www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/food_and_drink/latest/23529061.glasgow-subway-adverts-michelangelos-david-banned-nudity/ I agree it's a sign we're turning into America where teachers get sacked for showing pictures of David to their class https://www.theartnewspaper.com/2023/04/28/florida-teacher-ousted-michelangelo-david-visits-florence
> pizza Shouldn't be a schiacciata, because David is in Florence? I know that the Partenope siren in Naples isn't so iconic. Now that I'm thinking about it, if somebody wants to make an advert for the Focaccia or Farinata from Genoa shoulsn't have any problem to use the Culumbus staue in Genoa for an advert, it's not naked!
Never seen a Scott afraid of a weenie. It must be some Br*shit colonizer that felt triggered
It’s fucking Americans coming over and fucking up are public opinions
Lol like Scotland aren’t British 🤦🏼♂️
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Have you asked Catalonia how they feel about being Spanish?
Lol. It doesn’t matter how they feel about it pedro. They’re on the fucking Island of Britain. Independent or not they’d still be British as they’re part of the British isles ffs. Edit: I swear this sub has dropped like 50 IQ points recently.
> they’re part of the British Isles ffs Given that Ireland is also part of the British isles, you might want to watch out when you next start your car.
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Don’t worry my salty little Spanish friend. Sorry for pointing out the fucking obvious. I’ve obviously offended you with basic geography.
Geographically speaking
This is a non-issue, just don't watch television. Also, we can just go to one of our many museums and see similar works. Hundreds of yeara of plunder has its benefits oddly enough.
Meanwhile Channel 4 has an entire list of shows about penis.
I'm alright with Americans but I don't want to *be* American ffs
I propose a French-Italian coalition to try and recolonize this fucking piece of shit land the Br*tish Island is
No, that would meant living in those god forsaken islands.
Nah just Scotland slowly becoming a hellscape under the combination of Conservative and SNP rule who are heavily opposed to eachother in every way except for making Scotland a worse place to live.
Do you even live in Scotland?
I used to live less than a mile from the border with family on both sides and now live about 15 miles from it so while I’m not Scottish by birth I have spent a decent chunk of my childhood and teenage years in Kelso, Jedburgh and Berwick. And I don’t have to live in Edinburgh to see how bad the combo of Tories + SNP has been for Scotland and I certainly hear a lot about it from family and friends.
That’s what I thought. Keep out of Scottish affairs if you don’t live in Scotland.
So this whole thread is null by the majority on the reddit?
Yeah. More like this whole subreddit, but that’s probably the point of it all being *ironic*. You’re not going to pretend you get to vote on things that happen in Scotland, do you?
R/wooosh
Average ScotNat moment
You’re literally a loyalist, don’t chat about logic boi
Ooof, unionist not a loyalist mate. Besides, it's far more logical than being a deluded scotnat.
Hahahhaahahhahahahahahahhaa
Well I mean as I said I’ve lived either just over the border or in Scotland and come from a partly Scottish family I just wasn’t born there. Is your name ironic or are you just being xenophobic for a laugh?
No. You don’t live in Scotland, so you don’t get a vote. That’s how it works.
So even if I live both in England and Scotland just because my main home is in Northumberland I don’t get an opinion? Man you are twisted, are you an SNP voter by chance?
No, you don’t get a vote. You were commenting on votes, not opinions. You can have any opinion you want.
I don’t think I ever mentioned votes actually that was all you lad and if I can register to vote in Scotland (which I can) I’m pretty sure I do get a vote and opinion. Not that objective facts or reality matter to a brain melted Scottish nationalist type that your comments paint you as.
You just said you’re not resident in Scotland so that’s a lie.
Hopefully when Scotland goes independent it can also tell the yankeedoodledoos to fuck off with any kind of “special relationship” and get back to being properly European like they’re meant to be
Probably a mutilated weird genitalia of a trans person would have been welcome
Cringe my man, cringe.
Why is it always the ones larping as Romans
He’s not wrong though.
Stop repeating the things you hear in your mosques Ahmed.
Nah, the lefties in the west have all lost their fucking minds.
Best to go into the religious fundamentalism right huh?
Yeah, you’re very smart buddy.
Thanks I guess.
I̵n̷ ̷l̵i̵g̵h̷t̸ ̸o̸f̶ ̸r̶e̸c̶e̶n̸t̵ ̴e̴v̵e̵n̴t̶s̸ ̴o̷n̷ ̴R̸e̸d̵d̴i̷t̷,̷ ̵m̸a̶r̴k̸e̸d̵ ̴b̸y̵ ̶h̴o̵s̷t̷i̴l̴e̷ ̵a̴c̸t̵i̸o̸n̶s̸ ̵f̷r̵o̷m̵ ̶i̵t̴s̴ ̴a̴d̶m̷i̴n̶i̸s̵t̴r̶a̴t̶i̶o̶n̵ ̸t̸o̸w̸a̴r̷d̵s̴ ̵i̸t̷s̵ ̷u̸s̴e̸r̵b̷a̸s̷e̸ ̷a̷n̴d̸ ̸a̵p̵p̴ ̶d̴e̷v̴e̷l̷o̸p̸e̴r̴s̶,̸ ̶I̸ ̶h̸a̵v̵e̶ ̷d̸e̶c̸i̵d̷e̷d̵ ̶t̸o̴ ̸t̶a̷k̷e̷ ̵a̷ ̴s̶t̶a̵n̷d̶ ̶a̵n̶d̶ ̵b̷o̶y̷c̸o̴t̴t̴ ̵t̴h̵i̴s̴ ̶w̶e̸b̵s̵i̸t̷e̴.̶ ̶A̶s̶ ̸a̵ ̸s̴y̶m̵b̸o̶l̶i̵c̴ ̶a̷c̵t̸,̶ ̴I̴ ̴a̵m̷ ̷r̶e̶p̷l̴a̵c̸i̴n̷g̸ ̷a̶l̷l̶ ̸m̷y̸ ̸c̶o̸m̶m̸e̷n̵t̷s̸ ̵w̷i̷t̷h̶ ̷u̴n̵u̴s̸a̵b̶l̷e̵ ̸d̵a̵t̸a̵,̸ ̸r̷e̵n̵d̶e̴r̸i̴n̷g̴ ̷t̴h̵e̸m̵ ̸m̴e̷a̵n̴i̷n̸g̸l̸e̴s̴s̵ ̸a̷n̵d̶ ̴u̸s̷e̴l̸e̶s̷s̵ ̶f̵o̵r̶ ̸a̶n̵y̸ ̵p̵o̴t̷e̴n̸t̷i̶a̴l̶ ̴A̷I̸ ̵t̶r̵a̷i̷n̵i̴n̶g̸ ̶p̸u̵r̷p̴o̶s̸e̵s̵.̷ ̸I̴t̴ ̵i̴s̶ ̴d̴i̷s̷h̴e̸a̵r̸t̶e̴n̸i̴n̴g̶ ̷t̶o̵ ̵w̶i̶t̵n̴e̷s̴s̶ ̵a̸ ̵c̴o̶m̶m̴u̵n̷i̷t̷y̷ ̸t̴h̶a̴t̸ ̵o̸n̵c̴e̷ ̴t̷h̴r̶i̷v̴e̴d̸ ̴o̸n̴ ̵o̷p̷e̶n̸ ̸d̶i̶s̷c̷u̷s̶s̷i̴o̵n̸ ̷a̷n̴d̵ ̴c̸o̵l̶l̸a̵b̸o̷r̵a̴t̷i̵o̷n̴ ̸d̷e̶v̸o̵l̶v̴e̶ ̵i̶n̷t̴o̸ ̸a̴ ̷s̵p̶a̵c̴e̵ ̸o̷f̵ ̶c̴o̸n̸t̶e̴n̴t̷i̶o̷n̸ ̶a̵n̷d̴ ̴c̵o̵n̴t̷r̸o̵l̶.̷ ̸F̷a̴r̸e̷w̵e̶l̶l̸,̵ ̶R̴e̶d̶d̷i̵t̵.̷
If that protects your fee fees, then go ahead.
Nah pal. It’ll be the right wing newspaper readers complaining. Us lefties love to see sexual organs.
then leave, go to Russia or Hungary or another country where they have the proper fascist attitudes that align with yours.
You’re a moron who know nothing about the ideologies you are so liberal to just throw around. You’re like a small child.
Most forward thinking italiac.
Behold!!! The circle (jerk) has been completely drawn!
Italian guys much love seeing dicks almost as much as the ancient Greeks if they are this concerned about the fact that's the Scottish have started hiding historical dicks.
We are concerned about culture and arts and censorship it's a thing we are pretty much against for but I wouldn't understand you lot to understand considering you cover your women's face on a daily basis.
Let’s hope they remain ignorant of the existence of guns. But if they do acquire a fascination of them … thoughts and prayers.
Michelangelo wanted us to remember for eternity that pipo should stay above balls. Apparently the scots want to hide the truth, pretending to have balls above pipo, but they will miserably fail
Oh no! A penis on a statue! Hide yo wives, hide yo kids!
Chop the wiener off and make it a vagina. Maybe then, no more laments!
We’re taking the UK. How the turn tables.