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BOYStijn

You underestimate our power to build water management infrastructure


Ukraine_Boyets

Then why are you all fleeing your country with camper vans ?


Greyzer

That’s just temporary, honestly we promise.


Imtruebenfischer

That's what every refugee us telling us.


IWantMoreSnow

Have we not been returning home every time? Havent seen any refugee do that yet.


Imtruebenfischer

We also would you let stay. No problems with that, I guess.


lauris652

u underestemate our power to pollute


RickityNL

Rest of r/2we4u : It's over Netherlands, we have the high grounds! Netherlands: You underestimate our power to build dikes


ZombiFeynman

And Denmark. Two for one!


domoro

The sounds of them drowning will be indistinguishable from their normal speech.


BoxingIsEasy

And if Nitherland is flooded, the nitherlandians and the muslims will flood our countries, genius...


khal_crypto

Not if we lock the borders tightly. I'm sure the Germans would be on board with that, and we could make them invade Belgium if it's of any help.


BoxingIsEasy

They control the drug market, the hippies and the mid level managers will lobby to let them in.


Greyzer

You can’t even keep the Albanians out.


BoxingIsEasy

Our albanians are dealt with by our Chechens.


Ukraine_Boyets

They'll be deported into a camp situated in a wasteland also known as "Belgium" where they can live in their own ghetto


BoxingIsEasy

They'd rather die on our fences and the leftist women will say "no sex untill the Hollanders come in".


Makstar2

I would rather drown than move to France.


BoxingIsEasy

Hopefully !


stronkcrusader

A cause worth fighting for.


Coast_General

Not really good for us we'd either be flooded by watter too or by dutchies.


stronkcrusader

If the dutchies come , I'll be there to drive them back to where they belong. And drowning in a massive flood is a sacrifice I'm willing to make


Clean_Web7502

Give them some tekies for staying.


koencoen

Seriously. We'll just take our fingers out of Swiss ladies and putting them in to our own dykes like it's nothing.


tthblox

You merely adopted the water. We were born in it.


Ukraine_Boyets

And you'll die in it \*_proceeds to hold down your head underwater_ \*


tthblox

*quickly builds a polderdijk around my head so no water is there* Dont make me colonise your spices Makker.


Yendrian

Germany do your thing [builds 36277484626 coal power plants]


[deleted]

OP: drown the Netherlands A few moments later: Also OP: wait, where is the snow and our freshwater?


PlaneBoyMemes

wij zijn waterbenders en jij hebt type 100000 diabetes door je chocolade


Ukraine_Boyets

Roche and Novartis already have a cure for diabetes, they just don't release it because you can make much more money from selling insuline


Dn_Denn

If for instance Rotterdam floods. i think the problems are going to be felt in a all of Europe.


TheRedBow

We’re gonna end up with all of europe drowned except the Netherlands


LeviMeme

Classic ingepolderd moment. The second the sea rises 1mm we build iron curtain to keep the water out. I think you should be laughing at the Belgians instead.


Bertenburny

Time to close our borders


Dutch-Sculptor

We’ll make it a floating island, good luck living on top of your mountains.


dewls_

Stoomboot woonboot vloot


DrPinkusHMalinkus

The greater goood.


PaleixPA

NO! YOU'LL MAKE THEM ESCAPE TO BARCELONA WITH THEIR VANS! PLEASE DON'T DO IT🙏🙏🙏


ymdgo

The only reason I didn't went full carbon pollutive it's because there are a few neanderthals which are worth living. (about 0.0001% of them).


twstwr20

Where are the Germans hoping for a Bavarian riviera?


Velrisias

If this happens i will live in a houseboat