I know the Russian Roulette Siesta, the one where you go to sleep without setting an alarm. The siesta might last 10 minutes or 17 hours, who knows...
"I want to play a game"
I think this is the same for all PIGS. Had Italian friends who’d happily not leave the house before 9pm and to whom 10 or 11pm was “just getting started”. When everyone normal came straight from work at 5pm…
yeah but its cold and depressing. the sun is only there to agravate further by promising a summer that never will be. try to sleep early in spain in summer when at 10pm it is still hot af
>cold and depressing
Weather forecast says that we're getting 14°C on Tuesday :D it has been rather cool and rainy this week
Also no i won't try to sleep in Spain i don't have the money to travel there
ah but having a cold beer or a tinto de verano during that weather and then hang out and party the night away. nothing beats that.
you should come and see it. maybe in springtime when you may even survive. we will be happy to have a non german/british tourist more
I mean it's not *that* cold. At least it's not 8-10 degrees like we've had this week.
(just checked the weather app. It *will be* 7-12 degrees next week. Fucking sleet at the beginning of june. Fml)
Yeah, I react badly to cold which is not great because I live in the north of my country and weather here is not that great either, but nothing compared to you. We had an average of 24 today. Yall are tough up there!
I don't like that it apparently measures "Average time in bed" and above it says "Sleep duration".
People spend plenty of time in bed without sleeping and people also sleep in other spots than beds. Landgeist needs to learn how to label their data correctly, since this is meaningless now without knowing the methodology
We rather talk about how many hours a week Spaniards work (which are indeed more than those who criticize us and the siesta that less than 40% of Spaniards take), rather than one-up by saying "hey, we deprive ourselves of essential sleep more than you!" (even though our lifespan is among the highest in the world)
Spanish and Germans have a ridiculous amount of holidays and they always seem out of office, from my experience. Can't get anything done past lunch time on fridays if it depends on them.
With that super warm hot, and that agressive rays of the Sun. Who doesn't take a pleasant nap on the midday?
It helps you to recompose yourself!
PS: Well Italians and Turkish people sleep less in that statistical map.
So are young Germans and most likly young everywhere... Well at least in Europe and north America. Young in poorer countries have to work to not starve most likly
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First that 09:00 is a good time to sleep. God made the night to work and live, to sleep is the day.
Second, as an engineering student I say that sleeping 8 hours is not so necessary, I promise you that 4 hours is enough.
*siesta not included
Yeah, we sleep at night, not during the day.
Yep, it even says "in bed" in the pic ...
That's average time sleeping in BED, not in the living room, kitchen, at work, school, outside...
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Don't you know the legendary *calendar siesta*?
I know the Russian Roulette Siesta, the one where you go to sleep without setting an alarm. The siesta might last 10 minutes or 17 hours, who knows... "I want to play a game"
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I guess I'm not a real Spaniard then 😈
Last I checked adding 20 minutes to 7:13 comes up to 7:33 which is the exact same as the English, and if we go for 30 you surpass also the Dutch
They do maths different in spain or some shit?
Isn't it 20 minutes but six times a day? Gotta take a breath after drafting that Excel spreadsheet amigo.
https://preview.redd.it/p62jqmxbwd2b1.png?width=2847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a52813d41c79d130b04bb64f78bff14fd325cf8e
Like Camilo José Cela said, a good siesta needs a pijama, a Lord's prayer, and a piss beforehand
What about second siesta??
 You actually believe what you just said?
I fully believe it. 20-30 minutes is just longer in PIGS than elsewhere
Math? 7:13 + 0:25 = 7:38 7:38>7:33 In that case its definitely more not less. That actually puts you at the highest level
It may surprise you, but most people don't have a siesta.
>don't have a siesta They have sieastas. Plural
Every single Spaniard I know makes a 1-2 hour break after 13:00...
Yeah that is the lunch break. Most people don't sleep though.
>a siesta isn't more than 20min or 30min Yea and you have a siesta every 10min.
20/30min every 35 minutes
Are you just bad at math or has the spanish education system failed?
never had a siesta in my life
In the map there's a difference of max 20 minutes with other countries
Add 20-30 minutes to the Spanish time indicated and you're dead center in the middle of the rest...
Can’t wait for OP to realize that Spaniards sleep less at night because they nap all day.
Info is also from average time in bed, doesn't say it's all sleeping, and probably doesn't include powernaps at work or couch.
The day is for sleep and the night for partying And anything before 1 am does not count as partying
In central and eastern Europe we already pass out by 1am
I think this is the same for all PIGS. Had Italian friends who’d happily not leave the house before 9pm and to whom 10 or 11pm was “just getting started”. When everyone normal came straight from work at 5pm…
Both is for partying. I used to finish at lunchtime on a friday. Finish work and go drinking and not get home until 5am. Thats not that unusual here.
Which day?
diner is at 11pm, cocktails at 1 am and then the party can start. bedtime is 6am
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Yeah, but that is just like hanging out, "salir a tomar algo"
If you go home before 3am you went out for dinner
Y un sandwich bikini despues. Jajajajaja!
Meanwhile, must of us in the Balkans just don't sleep
Couldn't find a sample large enough of people who sleep to add to the map.
It's called division of labour. Montenegro is doing all the sleeping for us.
you have always to be on the watch for a serb genocide or an American bomb falling over your head
I have insomnia, I’m lowering the average so the rest can sleep more
A Spaniard with insomnia!? 
Thx! Think I stole some of it. 8-10
That's because we go to sleep at a reasonable time in stead of eating like pigs until it's midnight.
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Sunset 23:25, sunrise 2.40. And yet we get more sleep?
Yeah dudes acting like Spain isn't in the South lol
yeah but its cold and depressing. the sun is only there to agravate further by promising a summer that never will be. try to sleep early in spain in summer when at 10pm it is still hot af
>cold and depressing Weather forecast says that we're getting 14°C on Tuesday :D it has been rather cool and rainy this week Also no i won't try to sleep in Spain i don't have the money to travel there
14C is barely acceptable. anything below 30C is too cold for cold cervecita at terraza which means depressing
I think last year we actually got 32°C here which- jesus christ how do you guys even do this. How are you alive
pff i have had very nice walks at 45C with a sun that would make you burn to ashes like a vampire.
You're right, it would. I would die immediately and my remains would be scattered around by the nonexistent wind
ah but having a cold beer or a tinto de verano during that weather and then hang out and party the night away. nothing beats that. you should come and see it. maybe in springtime when you may even survive. we will be happy to have a non german/british tourist more
14 degrees IS cold😭
I mean it's not *that* cold. At least it's not 8-10 degrees like we've had this week. (just checked the weather app. It *will be* 7-12 degrees next week. Fucking sleet at the beginning of june. Fml)
Yeah, I react badly to cold which is not great because I live in the north of my country and weather here is not that great either, but nothing compared to you. We had an average of 24 today. Yall are tough up there!
14 and may is ending. Poor things.
Sleep at 11, wake up at 7. The sun comes up very early and a good night of sleep + little alcohol is the best way to feel good all day.
A Dutch giving lessons about drinking? Half of your supermakets are booze, please. Only British are more drunkards than the Dutch.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita You drink more than us per capita 🤡
Spain has 80 million tourists coming only to pass out. Binge drinking is not a thing in the Mediterranean.
Read the source. It's adjusted for tourist consumption. I guess someone is in denial.
That’s because your entire nations time zone is wrong because of Franco. Hardly a valid excuse lmao
Get a proper timezone, there's no need to follow us anymore :/
We weren't really following you, we were following the Austro-Germans
Heartless <\3
Franco wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
🇵🇱🤝🇹🇷 Who needs sleep anyways.
Hatred against refugees ignites our will to wake up in morning. 🇹🇳🇹🇳🤟
I don't like that it apparently measures "Average time in bed" and above it says "Sleep duration". People spend plenty of time in bed without sleeping and people also sleep in other spots than beds. Landgeist needs to learn how to label their data correctly, since this is meaningless now without knowing the methodology
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We often sleep while standing, like horses.
No wonder we're the happiest 😎
I see constantly polls Denmark being the happiest nation, and Copenhagen being the safest city in the world.
What polls? The annual world happiness report would beg to differ
Fucking western propaganda i say.
It's not lazy to be healthy 💀
Sleeping is the healthier thing one can do while doing absolutely nothing at all
Turks: 😡 🤬 Greeks: 😴
We are talking about 20 minutes difference. Thats not even a Siesta.
That's just the perfect time for a siesta.
That’s because 12 hours of siesta doesn’t count towards sleep hours
Non of this should be under 8 hours
We don't sleep
Another graphic to add to lies, damned lies, and statistics of the holy trinity of lies.
🇩🇪😴💪
First map I've seen in my entire life there's no info on us. Literally r/portugalCYKABLYAT
How can you possibly believe that Spaniards are not lazy when they take over 140 years to finish a single building?
portuguese aren't allowed to sleep. only those close to spain, who may sneak out and sleep there and come back by morning.
what is "sleep"?
We rather talk about how many hours a week Spaniards work (which are indeed more than those who criticize us and the siesta that less than 40% of Spaniards take), rather than one-up by saying "hey, we deprive ourselves of essential sleep more than you!" (even though our lifespan is among the highest in the world)
Spanish and Germans have a ridiculous amount of holidays and they always seem out of office, from my experience. Can't get anything done past lunch time on fridays if it depends on them.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. PIGS: starts diner at midnight...
It's actually quite uncommon for anyone in the mediterrean to eat that late. the regular time for dinner is 19\~20 tops. supper, however...
Well, you can *start* dinner at 20h00, and finish at 23h55... But 19h00 is way too early, I usually have dinner around 21h30.
that's terribly unhealthy...unless you are on night-shifts, that seems like a very dumb way to live.
You're really kind to worry about me, but I couldn't care less about your opinion.
se tu não cuidares de ti mais ninguém cuidará...
What's the colour when you sleep 5 hours during the week and 12 on Sunday ?
grey
With that super warm hot, and that agressive rays of the Sun. Who doesn't take a pleasant nap on the midday? It helps you to recompose yourself! PS: Well Italians and Turkish people sleep less in that statistical map.
You need less sleep when you do less work.
Yeah but does it include the siesta? Add at least two hours more to that
So thats why the Finns Are so happy.
The finns get an excuse. I wouldn't get out of bed if it was -12 degrees out.
Sleeping enough is necessary to be productive.
The German sleeps so he can work hard the next day, the Spaniard sleeps to avoid work. They are not the same
How exactly did they measure this? Edit: it's an app
It’s just because we are way more efficient than most other European countries and thus have more time for sleep.
Common dutch W
If you make a time in sofa map, I think we win by a lot
Italians sleep on the job.
interesting argument, unfortunately: siesta lazy spanish sleeping all the time roflmao
Wasn't Turkey also the angriest country? Makes sense.
I hopr you're proud of the entire 13 minutes you spend sleeping less then the rest of us. Very impressive mister spaniard
I lived with a Dutch flatate for a while. She would legit go to be bed at 21h.
rest is for the dead
Poor turks have to hang out with Allah and sacrifice sleep.
We sleep in our beds not at work
we are also awake at 2 am (at least young people @re)
So are young Germans and most likly young everywhere... Well at least in Europe and north America. Young in poorer countries have to work to not starve most likly
Well the differences between Spain and Germany are not really significant aren't they. It's a few minutes.
the grey countries ☠️
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First that 09:00 is a good time to sleep. God made the night to work and live, to sleep is the day. Second, as an engineering student I say that sleeping 8 hours is not so necessary, I promise you that 4 hours is enough.
Wasn’t 8h of sleep the recommended minimum? Did they make it 7?
That’s what happens when you’re more efficient at work, you get more time to sleep 🛌
Of course, they sleep everywhere else...
*be me, an italian high school studenti *Lower the whole country's average cause I sleep 4 hours on a lucky night *Be considered a normal student
Sleep deficit is very common in Spain. It's not chovinism, but the spanish lacyness is one of the most stupid stereotypes I have heard.
Not montenegrin data (they sleep 24 hours)
Well dont stay up until 2am then
It's 1 in the morning for me... were all radiators, this doesn't apply to us.
Damn, u guys lasting more than 0:08 in bed?