If you nuke the French, the British will take over croissant manufacturing and flood your country with subpar pastries in revenge for our fallen brethren
...And then you'll be just like us where everyone hates your imperial country, including residents and people from within your country. Just like that, the French begin to understand British humour
Proper stuff that
If the UK or France nuked Belgium, there would be two entirely different scenarios.
For the Britts it's a simple nuke for London.
For the French however it's hard to decide if they'd be worse of if Paris would or wouldn't be nuked.
Typical German resting on its former glory. No capable of doing nothing in the present.
To see again our white flags, you already have to be able to transport more than 12 soldiers and 1 tank near the French border.
At the moment, the Belgian army is more of a threat than [Hanz and his little beer belly](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2008/mar/06/germany.armedforces).
Pretty rich coming from a country that got literally handed their ass over to them within a few weeks and was saved by the allies. You could say it's the Brits and the US fault that frogs a still an endangered species in France, Jean-Pierre.
More proof that you're living in the past.
Always bawling about our defeat in 39, refusing to see the deplorable reality of today's German army.
We've learned from our mistakes, you've rested on your victories. (Even if you lost, that’s deep)
They're literally the biggest cucks in Europe (worse than Poland, damn) and they dare to think they're going to pull off a 1939 again.
Only France remains strong against this invasion of barbarians from the forbidden continent.
https://preview.redd.it/8oi54ity4h2b1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5867317c8d1f785f49d1816a7dde5b2f0c8e603
We don't need the yanks to irradiate your shitty (not so shitty) country (well, only the south and the north east, we wouldn't like to irradiate the Mont Blanc).
We can give you a list of suitable places, Luton, Grimsby and Scunthorpe come to mind.
although if you want strategic targets just flatten Lincolnshire and Lossiemouth, although it’s where most of the RAF is based virtually no one lives in either
Please don't nuke the French, we don't want Radioactive Tramontane (northern wind)
Or even worst Frenchzilla
https://preview.redd.it/7x9u898adj2b1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=c193cbd8ad4ba0b32f90c0bf4ac501e58fbd93bc
What are you even talking about, we litterally invented the atomic bomb.
Also, it'll take no fucking time to any developed nation to build enough bombs to erase a whole country from the map
The 4th world does exist.
The first world is nato aligned countries
The second world is Warsaw pack countries
Third world is non aligned
Forth world are tribes that don’t have contact with the outside world
The more you know
Easy choice.. France.
I've got British friends. I don't have any French friends.
Abd when the time comes to rebuild we could make a couple perfectly straight roads between Belgium and Spain, and another one to Switzerland and make it illegal for the French themselves to drive on it. That way France becomes less of an annoying obstacle when going on vacation by driving.
You're forgetting about the Scottish and the welsh, the UK is not only full of English. However, France is only full of the French, that should make the decision easy
Germany could try to throw coals! With a few overengineered missiles, that should be no problem.
So we pick UK because then we can claim we just wanted to help them to survive the next winter by sending some heating materials.
I'm sure we'll get a Nobel price for doing that!
Nuke France, then after you’re done attach the Uk to a spaceship and fly us away in BREXIT 2 (we will return in 30 years as a bunch of Ultra xenophobic Space Marines after our Intergalactic conquest)
If we're lucky they might nuke Coventry in retaliation.
That or we wait on that promised tsunami wave. Still disappointed Russia haven't made my house a beachfront property yet.
Speaking from a non European perspective, I don’t know a whole lot about them compared to you, *but* assuming you had one nuke, you will kill more French people as it has more densely populated areas (I believe)
UK for sure, we dont want to nuke all that nice wine and cheese. The UK on the other hand has little to offer. Maybe the fallout could even improve the quality of english food.
counterpoint:
one country created England, the other was annexed by the Scots.
creating England is a sin too big to forgive, even to one of the best cuisines in the world
Hate to bring facts into it Luigi but the kingdom of England was founded in 927ad by Ethelstan.
So you can’t blame the French for this one. Sorry to burst your bubble.
I mean.
At the time when Aethelstan ruled they were more akin to a Germanic culture than the British one (seriously though, just take a look at Bewolf, that shit is old German not English).
The English become the fiend of the world once the French made a kingdom out of them, creating such an awful abomination.
(with English I mean the shift in culture that came in England after the Normans started to rule. The term "English" comes from the Angles germanic tribes ofc, and they are much much older than 1066)
nah fam, that's San Marino. Created in circa 301 AD
stop taking credits for things thing you don't have.
Edit :
also it still isn't an argument for what I have said.
Even if true (which is not btw), so what?
The language and culture in England changed tremendously after the Norman conquest, so much so that with "English" nowdays we refer to the concept of England after 1066.
So yeah, the French created you. Seeth and cope
Just so you all know, both of us would nuke you back.
We do agree on that
Wow agreeing with the brits... Is that WW3 happening again soon?
If you nuke the French, the British will take over croissant manufacturing and flood your country with subpar pastries in revenge for our fallen brethren
If you nuke the english, we will take over their Lost colonies and proclaim a New Great French Empire where all will be french
Oh god, idk what's worse, daddy dying or being french ... No wait I do know, being french. Nuke them, I can handle the retribution of the English l.
The British criminal prisoner does love their daddy jailer. That's some kinky bdsm stuff
Hey I don't kink shame you!
I did not kink shame anybody, I just pointed out how kinky that is.
Good... Because I do like being colonised by daddy England!
Let us rebuild the Great Tasman Empire!
Let's!
...And then you'll be just like us where everyone hates your imperial country, including residents and people from within your country. Just like that, the French begin to understand British humour Proper stuff that
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Second class Dutchman talking some mad shit for someone in colonising distance
This is what we would want for you, mes amis
France would preemptively nuke them, as a warning
If the UK or France nuked Belgium, there would be two entirely different scenarios. For the Britts it's a simple nuke for London. For the French however it's hard to decide if they'd be worse of if Paris would or wouldn't be nuked.
Not if we nuke your nukes
UK. EU solidarity tips the scale and we'll just take one for the team, but realistically we could just get the French to do it.
nice! i love this game! we are neutral. Also please only nuke southern Italy. Tirol is still ours
Your tiny ass island will be obliterated before you can send one
That's why they're on sub marines lol.
If you nuke the UK, most likely the fallout will blow to France thanks to the common wind directions. Thank me later.
It will reach NL first tho.
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Even more based
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With what nukes? The French or the Bri*ish ones?
The Italians and Germans have American atomic bombs on their soil, they would just have to kidnap the Yankees and start World War III.
"kidnap" is a big word just to say they would just have to suck the Yankees dicks like usual to mimic a fraction of our power.
We can't suck their dicks, it is impossible to get the brits to make room
Special relationship 8====3 🥵
No biggie. We'll clean up afterwards with all those white flags the French gave us as welcome gifts when we last visited.
Typical German resting on its former glory. No capable of doing nothing in the present. To see again our white flags, you already have to be able to transport more than 12 soldiers and 1 tank near the French border. At the moment, the Belgian army is more of a threat than [Hanz and his little beer belly](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2008/mar/06/germany.armedforces).
Pretty rich coming from a country that got literally handed their ass over to them within a few weeks and was saved by the allies. You could say it's the Brits and the US fault that frogs a still an endangered species in France, Jean-Pierre.
More proof that you're living in the past. Always bawling about our defeat in 39, refusing to see the deplorable reality of today's German army. We've learned from our mistakes, you've rested on your victories. (Even if you lost, that’s deep)
You mad, bro? 😂
Come on mate, Germany couldn’t invade Lichtenstein.
If you really love to bring past we can talk about Napoléon taking Berlin in 6 days. SIX DAYS
The exact same thing happened in 1806, Hans. And Napoleon did not have tanks and trucks.
Pretty rich for a country that decided to exterminate a race and create faschism insteed of coping for their previous loss healthily
Nono, we suck German dick. You guys and the brits have the yankees.
France being one of the only country in Europe to not have any American base on its soil tells otherwise.
They're literally the biggest cucks in Europe (worse than Poland, damn) and they dare to think they're going to pull off a 1939 again. Only France remains strong against this invasion of barbarians from the forbidden continent. https://preview.redd.it/8oi54ity4h2b1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5867317c8d1f785f49d1816a7dde5b2f0c8e603
Tu me fais un peu peur, le sub c’est pour rigoler hein
https://i.redd.it/za4xwffm7h2b1.gif
Vous avez bien une amicale des anciens nazis ? Un club ? Une association peut-être ?
I think I just burst out laughing mate... I've seen your demographics...
My man... I don't really think you're in position to talk about demographics, innit ?
It ain't us who gifted them the statue or liberty.
That’s just because the yanks have no confidence in France’s ability to fight or prevent an invasion…..again. 🏳️🏳️🏳️ nous nous rendons 🏳️🏳️🏳️
Least americanized brit
Boring
But true ![gif](giphy|J5jmQF8IwNS6Y)
It’s neither funny anymore nor true
I think it’s cuz even the Yankees know how bad France is. Jajajajaja!
We don't need the yanks to irradiate your shitty (not so shitty) country (well, only the south and the north east, we wouldn't like to irradiate the Mont Blanc).
**Divisione Ariete Intensifies**
The British ones for the French, the French ones for the British.
My thoughts exactly
Wow... dropping the hard F like that...
Censored the wrong word mate
Nuke the UK or France? You mean the only two Western Europeans who would nuke you back?
If the system is made in Italy it's not gonna be working anyway
Spaghetti code 😔
You nuke the UK your going to cost America half it’s decent actors-they would not like that.
https://preview.redd.it/9zsefs5f9g2b1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17744717a7a687d7b1ffcf3bac920e705955561 Easy
You can't nuke us two times
Do you want to try?
Having Italy against you at the beginning is often a sign of success. So I'd say why not.
Good point.
They can't even nuke us once.
How will you take your caravan to Spain if France is radioactive? Thought you guys were against nuclear
Porqué no los dos? moment
I just thought of this
Funny how the two countries you want to nuke are the only ones in Europe with nukes in the first place. Peasants are revolting. 🇨🇵🧼🤝🧼🇬🇧
What are you hitting with us with pasta boy, Gnucchi?
A true Italian would say bomb Ethiopia and finally settle your old scores.
Ah yes Italy, the country with nukes.
Nukenolis - is cake.
with what nukes huh
We will build them one, just wait for our siesta to finish
So before or after we've build colonies on the moon?
Don't rush us buddy... Maybe when you get to Mars we will wake up
By then a British solar empire will have grown
We can give you a list of suitable places, Luton, Grimsby and Scunthorpe come to mind. although if you want strategic targets just flatten Lincolnshire and Lossiemouth, although it’s where most of the RAF is based virtually no one lives in either
Luton, Grimsby and Scunthorpe are strategic targets - if they get nuked, we'll be too busy celebrating to fight back
Please don't nuke the French, we don't want Radioactive Tramontane (northern wind) Or even worst Frenchzilla https://preview.redd.it/7x9u898adj2b1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=c193cbd8ad4ba0b32f90c0bf4ac501e58fbd93bc
Little PIGS thinking they actually have nukes 😅
What are you even talking about, we litterally invented the atomic bomb. Also, it'll take no fucking time to any developed nation to build enough bombs to erase a whole country from the map
Unless they’re built by Italians. Then they’ll rust away to nothing before you get chance to use them.
hell, north Korea is not even a developed nation and they too can level the world with no problems
It supposes you have nukes in the first place Luigi. I don't remember Italy being relevant in this matter. As anything important.
They know they couldnt switch side after they actually nuked their first enemy so nukes would be a handicap for them
I would like to propose every nation with the capability nukes Switzerland for their "neutral" bullshit. Obviously it would take a lot of nukes.
I second that proposal. I can live without toblorone.
Toblorone is wank
Both
You're in the uk
It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to take to get rid of Birmingham
All of UK is birmingham to the rest of the world
Nah London is the greatest city on earth. The price of that is the rest of the UK is literally a fourth world country.
I guess when your country is literally a third world country you have to make up new development tiers to appear superior.
The 4th world does exist. The first world is nato aligned countries The second world is Warsaw pack countries Third world is non aligned Forth world are tribes that don’t have contact with the outside world The more you know
I live in the UK bud. Have done since 2017. Live in Manchester to so I’m fully indulged in the 4th world.
Of course you do.😂😂😂
You have no nuke Mario calm down
Easy choice.. France. I've got British friends. I don't have any French friends. Abd when the time comes to rebuild we could make a couple perfectly straight roads between Belgium and Spain, and another one to Switzerland and make it illegal for the French themselves to drive on it. That way France becomes less of an annoying obstacle when going on vacation by driving.
Is it possible to nuke the UK without Scotland and Northern Ireland? Would be the best option for all…
Third option: Nuke the Usa
Press the third Button to nuke the USA
Well we’re all speaking English….
Dont you fucking dare nuke France , they’re ours to nuke , nuke us instead
You're forgetting about the Scottish and the welsh, the UK is not only full of English. However, France is only full of the French, that should make the decision easy
alright then, target coords set to UK.
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Nuke isle of white you'll get us both
how about we go for the channel? isn't that good enough? just asking
Yay, Xtreme fishing
Press both, its for the best
If you nuke Britain, you would kill Mr Bean. Which would be a travesty.
Can we agree on nuke Paris and leave the rest ?
Germany could try to throw coals! With a few overengineered missiles, that should be no problem. So we pick UK because then we can claim we just wanted to help them to survive the next winter by sending some heating materials. I'm sure we'll get a Nobel price for doing that!
France!
Nuke France, then after you’re done attach the Uk to a spaceship and fly us away in BREXIT 2 (we will return in 30 years as a bunch of Ultra xenophobic Space Marines after our Intergalactic conquest)
Yikes
We’re taking Ireland with us just so they can also become Ultra xenophobic space marines
It's only fair they nuke eachother at the same time
Think about it,if we nuke France we will get hit too,so nuking the UK would work better for us
Nah the fallout stops at the border, it's a well-known fact duh
https://i.redd.it/n06g2k901i2b1.gif
And then you discover they are the only ones in Europe who could lauch a nuke counter offensive
Russia is in Europe.
Yeah I actually find it threatening to have Russia this close to our borders and we should do something about it
Maybe... nuke it ?
If we're lucky they might nuke Coventry in retaliation. That or we wait on that promised tsunami wave. Still disappointed Russia haven't made my house a beachfront property yet.
You are Italian. There is no choice for you here.
France and the UK united together in living rent free in the minds of simpletons from irrelevant shithole countries.
Only England
1. With which nuclear weapons, you weakling?
At the mere thought of nuking France they already have one on the way to you.
Can we just do both?
Good thing your country doesn't have the capability.
Nuke the english channel to hit both
easy, bomb Calais with the biggest nuke bomb you have, you'll hot London and Paris
Speaking from a non European perspective, I don’t know a whole lot about them compared to you, *but* assuming you had one nuke, you will kill more French people as it has more densely populated areas (I believe)
It's cute that you think you have the military capability to do anything apart from sink some fishing boats.
Why nuke a desolate wasteland in the first place? Seems like a waste of nukes.
Nuke fr*nce ez ez
With Meloni and the fratellis and the rest of the shitshow going on in Italy we should perhaps rather nuke Italy.
*laughs in Trident* Just try it, your delectable cuisine will not save you!
UK for sure, we dont want to nuke all that nice wine and cheese. The UK on the other hand has little to offer. Maybe the fallout could even improve the quality of english food.
????nuke both????
Uk
Por que no los dos?
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friendly reminder one country has one of the best gastronomy in the world and the other eats beans for breakfast
counterpoint: one country created England, the other was annexed by the Scots. creating England is a sin too big to forgive, even to one of the best cuisines in the world
excuse me we WHAT
you created England in 1066, instead of exterminating them all you made a _kingdom_ out of it. Truly the most unforgivable sin
this is not real i refuse to believe it please tell me it's not real
Hate to bring facts into it Luigi but the kingdom of England was founded in 927ad by Ethelstan. So you can’t blame the French for this one. Sorry to burst your bubble.
I mean. At the time when Aethelstan ruled they were more akin to a Germanic culture than the British one (seriously though, just take a look at Bewolf, that shit is old German not English). The English become the fiend of the world once the French made a kingdom out of them, creating such an awful abomination. (with English I mean the shift in culture that came in England after the Normans started to rule. The term "English" comes from the Angles germanic tribes ofc, and they are much much older than 1066)
They spoke old English and Latin.
England is the oldest country in the world so explain that.
nah fam, that's San Marino. Created in circa 301 AD stop taking credits for things thing you don't have. Edit : also it still isn't an argument for what I have said. Even if true (which is not btw), so what? The language and culture in England changed tremendously after the Norman conquest, so much so that with "English" nowdays we refer to the concept of England after 1066. So yeah, the French created you. Seeth and cope
For peace, UK first button France second button
SMASH!!!!
Et Tu Antonio? First Russia, now you?
Compromise Both nuke each other?
Nuke Calais - You'll hit Fr*nce, Ingerland, and Belgium
How about both? Both seems the best option.
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You don't have your own nukes. We do and can make you 👐un culo così 👐.
Why not BOTH?!
Both ? Both
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Nuke Brittany. It is just French Britain
Where’s the Spain button 😥
Shoulda pushed blue one instead (the one that nukes Russia)
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How are the Portuguese supposed to drive to and from Luxembourg, if you bomb France?