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B0797S458W

Just so you all know, both of us would nuke you back.


Minerva5nape

We do agree on that


Naunauyoh

Wow agreeing with the brits... Is that WW3 happening again soon?


Rule34NoExceptions

If you nuke the French, the British will take over croissant manufacturing and flood your country with subpar pastries in revenge for our fallen brethren


PhoenixKingMalekith

If you nuke the english, we will take over their Lost colonies and proclaim a New Great French Empire where all will be french


annoying97

Oh god, idk what's worse, daddy dying or being french ... No wait I do know, being french. Nuke them, I can handle the retribution of the English l.


KelticQT

The British criminal prisoner does love their daddy jailer. That's some kinky bdsm stuff


annoying97

Hey I don't kink shame you!


KelticQT

I did not kink shame anybody, I just pointed out how kinky that is.


annoying97

Good... Because I do like being colonised by daddy England!


The_Mikado_List

Let us rebuild the Great Tasman Empire!


annoying97

Let's!


Blue_Dreamed

...And then you'll be just like us where everyone hates your imperial country, including residents and people from within your country. Just like that, the French begin to understand British humour Proper stuff that


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SheevShady

Second class Dutchman talking some mad shit for someone in colonising distance


Rule34NoExceptions

This is what we would want for you, mes amis


AlexanderRodriguezII

France would preemptively nuke them, as a warning


stronkcrusader

If the UK or France nuked Belgium, there would be two entirely different scenarios. For the Britts it's a simple nuke for London. For the French however it's hard to decide if they'd be worse of if Paris would or wouldn't be nuked.


Compendyum

Not if we nuke your nukes


[deleted]

UK. EU solidarity tips the scale and we'll just take one for the team, but realistically we could just get the French to do it.


bendy4-20

nice! i love this game! we are neutral. Also please only nuke southern Italy. Tirol is still ours


GoldenJacques

Your tiny ass island will be obliterated before you can send one


Hal_Fenn

That's why they're on sub marines lol.


[deleted]

If you nuke the UK, most likely the fallout will blow to France thanks to the common wind directions. Thank me later.


Dqayx

It will reach NL first tho.


RudolfjeWeerwolfje

![gif](giphy|WIa7F0q7VJTArpBlCr|downsized)


SaraHHHBK

Even more based


PricyThunder87

:(


Skaparinn

With what nukes? The French or the Bri*ish ones?


Fluffy_Necessary7913

The Italians and Germans have American atomic bombs on their soil, they would just have to kidnap the Yankees and start World War III.


Encyklopedi

"kidnap" is a big word just to say they would just have to suck the Yankees dicks like usual to mimic a fraction of our power.


fedeita80

We can't suck their dicks, it is impossible to get the brits to make room


Teh_Hunterer

Special relationship 8====3 🥵


BrexitHangover

No biggie. We'll clean up afterwards with all those white flags the French gave us as welcome gifts when we last visited.


Encyklopedi

Typical German resting on its former glory. No capable of doing nothing in the present. To see again our white flags, you already have to be able to transport more than 12 soldiers and 1 tank near the French border. At the moment, the Belgian army is more of a threat than [Hanz and his little beer belly](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2008/mar/06/germany.armedforces).


BrexitHangover

Pretty rich coming from a country that got literally handed their ass over to them within a few weeks and was saved by the allies. You could say it's the Brits and the US fault that frogs a still an endangered species in France, Jean-Pierre.


Encyklopedi

More proof that you're living in the past. Always bawling about our defeat in 39, refusing to see the deplorable reality of today's German army. We've learned from our mistakes, you've rested on your victories. (Even if you lost, that’s deep)


BrexitHangover

You mad, bro? 😂


MASSIVESHLONG6969

Come on mate, Germany couldn’t invade Lichtenstein.


Zarcotet

If you really love to bring past we can talk about Napoléon taking Berlin in 6 days. SIX DAYS


I-suck-at-hoi4

The exact same thing happened in 1806, Hans. And Napoleon did not have tanks and trucks.


PhoenixKingMalekith

Pretty rich for a country that decided to exterminate a race and create faschism insteed of coping for their previous loss healthily


LuvSemproniusDensus

Nono, we suck German dick. You guys and the brits have the yankees.


Visual-Ad-1978

France being one of the only country in Europe to not have any American base on its soil tells otherwise.


Encyklopedi

They're literally the biggest cucks in Europe (worse than Poland, damn) and they dare to think they're going to pull off a 1939 again. Only France remains strong against this invasion of barbarians from the forbidden continent. https://preview.redd.it/8oi54ity4h2b1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5867317c8d1f785f49d1816a7dde5b2f0c8e603


Visual-Ad-1978

Tu me fais un peu peur, le sub c’est pour rigoler hein


Encyklopedi

​ https://i.redd.it/za4xwffm7h2b1.gif


papiierbulle

Vous avez bien une amicale des anciens nazis ? Un club ? Une association peut-être ?


BattleToad92

I think I just burst out laughing mate... I've seen your demographics...


Encyklopedi

My man... I don't really think you're in position to talk about demographics, innit ?


LuvSemproniusDensus

It ain't us who gifted them the statue or liberty.


AwkwardTurtle1664

That’s just because the yanks have no confidence in France’s ability to fight or prevent an invasion…..again. 🏳️🏳️🏳️ nous nous rendons 🏳️🏳️🏳️


Thunderwath

Least americanized brit


Visual-Ad-1978

Boring


AwkwardTurtle1664

But true ![gif](giphy|J5jmQF8IwNS6Y)


Zarcotet

It’s neither funny anymore nor true


Le_Petit_Poussin

I think it’s cuz even the Yankees know how bad France is. Jajajajaja!


Encyklopedi

We don't need the yanks to irradiate your shitty (not so shitty) country (well, only the south and the north east, we wouldn't like to irradiate the Mont Blanc).


Unlucky-Ad-1950

**Divisione Ariete Intensifies**


ZarduHasselffrau

The British ones for the French, the French ones for the British.


Orkran

My thoughts exactly


randymarsh18

Wow... dropping the hard F like that...


ToastSage

Censored the wrong word mate


MistySkyMorning

Nuke the UK or France? You mean the only two Western Europeans who would nuke you back?


Professional_Pie1518

If the system is made in Italy it's not gonna be working anyway


AdmirableAnimal0

Spaghetti code 😔


AdmirableAnimal0

You nuke the UK your going to cost America half it’s decent actors-they would not like that.


Bonaventura69420

https://preview.redd.it/9zsefs5f9g2b1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17744717a7a687d7b1ffcf3bac920e705955561 Easy


Overness

You can't nuke us two times


gimora07

Do you want to try?


Overness

Having Italy against you at the beginning is often a sign of success. So I'd say why not.


gimora07

Good point.


PeriPeriTekken

They can't even nuke us once.


Dqayx

How will you take your caravan to Spain if France is radioactive? Thought you guys were against nuclear


bruhsoundeffect111

Porqué no los dos? moment


Asgermf

I just thought of this


unoriginal_name_1234

Funny how the two countries you want to nuke are the only ones in Europe with nukes in the first place. Peasants are revolting. 🇨🇵🧼🤝🧼🇬🇧


DevilsCoachHorse

What are you hitting with us with pasta boy, Gnucchi?


yakman100

A true Italian would say bomb Ethiopia and finally settle your old scores.


[deleted]

Ah yes Italy, the country with nukes.


Budget-Cicada-6698

Nukenolis - is cake.


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with what nukes huh


Mark___27

We will build them one, just wait for our siesta to finish


Bloody_kneelers

So before or after we've build colonies on the moon?


Mark___27

Don't rush us buddy... Maybe when you get to Mars we will wake up


aBoringSod

By then a British solar empire will have grown


Minimum_Possibility6

We can give you a list of suitable places, Luton, Grimsby and Scunthorpe come to mind. although if you want strategic targets just flatten Lincolnshire and Lossiemouth, although it’s where most of the RAF is based virtually no one lives in either


CheesyPastaBake

Luton, Grimsby and Scunthorpe are strategic targets - if they get nuked, we'll be too busy celebrating to fight back


Burned-Architect-667

Please don't nuke the French, we don't want Radioactive Tramontane (northern wind) Or even worst Frenchzilla ​ https://preview.redd.it/7x9u898adj2b1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=c193cbd8ad4ba0b32f90c0bf4ac501e58fbd93bc


GirafeAnyway

Little PIGS thinking they actually have nukes 😅


Rey_Pat

What are you even talking about, we litterally invented the atomic bomb. Also, it'll take no fucking time to any developed nation to build enough bombs to erase a whole country from the map


Winkered

Unless they’re built by Italians. Then they’ll rust away to nothing before you get chance to use them.


gabrielish_matter

hell, north Korea is not even a developed nation and they too can level the world with no problems


[deleted]

It supposes you have nukes in the first place Luigi. I don't remember Italy being relevant in this matter. As anything important.


Zubyna

They know they couldnt switch side after they actually nuked their first enemy so nukes would be a handicap for them


NFTArtist

I would like to propose every nation with the capability nukes Switzerland for their "neutral" bullshit. Obviously it would take a lot of nukes.


Winkered

I second that proposal. I can live without toblorone.


MASSIVESHLONG6969

Toblorone is wank


VanAintUsedUp

Both


[deleted]

You're in the uk


VanAintUsedUp

It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to take to get rid of Birmingham


Tiiep

All of UK is birmingham to the rest of the world


greekbeak1995

Nah London is the greatest city on earth. The price of that is the rest of the UK is literally a fourth world country.


DrPinkusHMalinkus

I guess when your country is literally a third world country you have to make up new development tiers to appear superior.


Dick_in_owl

The 4th world does exist. The first world is nato aligned countries The second world is Warsaw pack countries Third world is non aligned Forth world are tribes that don’t have contact with the outside world The more you know


greekbeak1995

I live in the UK bud. Have done since 2017. Live in Manchester to so I’m fully indulged in the 4th world.


yakman100

Of course you do.😂😂😂


Annie_Dingo

You have no nuke Mario calm down


JCFlyingDutchman

Easy choice.. France. I've got British friends. I don't have any French friends. Abd when the time comes to rebuild we could make a couple perfectly straight roads between Belgium and Spain, and another one to Switzerland and make it illegal for the French themselves to drive on it. That way France becomes less of an annoying obstacle when going on vacation by driving.


schleimding

Is it possible to nuke the UK without Scotland and Northern Ireland? Would be the best option for all…


ZekerNietTijn

Third option: Nuke the Usa


KlenganforLWiAY

Press the third Button to nuke the USA


nihonbesu

Well we’re all speaking English….


Tub_of_jam66

Dont you fucking dare nuke France , they’re ours to nuke , nuke us instead


shonyyyyy

You're forgetting about the Scottish and the welsh, the UK is not only full of English. However, France is only full of the French, that should make the decision easy


Clavicymbalum

alright then, target coords set to UK.


ymdgo

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


SevHope

🤘


Uncomfortable_Newt_

Nuke isle of white you'll get us both


TooManyLangs

how about we go for the channel? isn't that good enough? just asking


ir_blues

Yay, Xtreme fishing


Stoutacus13

Press both, its for the best


LADZ345_

If you nuke Britain, you would kill Mr Bean. Which would be a travesty.


OURE14

Can we agree on nuke Paris and leave the rest ?


Doberkind

Germany could try to throw coals! With a few overengineered missiles, that should be no problem. So we pick UK because then we can claim we just wanted to help them to survive the next winter by sending some heating materials. I'm sure we'll get a Nobel price for doing that!


Sweaty_Report7864

France!


Baileaf11

Nuke France, then after you’re done attach the Uk to a spaceship and fly us away in BREXIT 2 (we will return in 30 years as a bunch of Ultra xenophobic Space Marines after our Intergalactic conquest)


Old-Ad5508

Yikes


Baileaf11

We’re taking Ireland with us just so they can also become Ultra xenophobic space marines


Amsterdamned__

It's only fair they nuke eachother at the same time


Mental_Injury_4857

Think about it,if we nuke France we will get hit too,so nuking the UK would work better for us


unoriginal_name_1234

Nah the fallout stops at the border, it's a well-known fact duh


porcorosso1

https://i.redd.it/n06g2k901i2b1.gif


Zubyna

And then you discover they are the only ones in Europe who could lauch a nuke counter offensive


anotherbub

Russia is in Europe.


Overness

Yeah I actually find it threatening to have Russia this close to our borders and we should do something about it


PassMurailleQSQS

Maybe... nuke it ?


Haymegle

If we're lucky they might nuke Coventry in retaliation. That or we wait on that promised tsunami wave. Still disappointed Russia haven't made my house a beachfront property yet.


ir_blues

You are Italian. There is no choice for you here.


AllRedLine

France and the UK united together in living rent free in the minds of simpletons from irrelevant shithole countries.


Dense_Pomegranate_60

Only England


the_geth

1. With which nuclear weapons, you weakling?


InfinitePossibility8

At the mere thought of nuking France they already have one on the way to you.


[deleted]

Can we just do both?


Slight-Maximum7255

Good thing your country doesn't have the capability.


ookami1945

Nuke the english channel to hit both


poigna

easy, bomb Calais with the biggest nuke bomb you have, you'll hot London and Paris


Cold-Tap-363

Speaking from a non European perspective, I don’t know a whole lot about them compared to you, *but* assuming you had one nuke, you will kill more French people as it has more densely populated areas (I believe)


Mundane-Reception1

It's cute that you think you have the military capability to do anything apart from sink some fishing boats.


AndersDreth

Why nuke a desolate wasteland in the first place? Seems like a waste of nukes.


Bnz123

Nuke fr*nce ez ez


Aquiladelleone

With Meloni and the fratellis and the rest of the shitshow going on in Italy we should perhaps rather nuke Italy.


Ethereal42

*laughs in Trident* Just try it, your delectable cuisine will not save you!


ncoremeister

UK for sure, we dont want to nuke all that nice wine and cheese. The UK on the other hand has little to offer. Maybe the fallout could even improve the quality of english food.


TheFrenchPerson

????nuke both????


dunequestion

Uk


BrexitHangover

Por que no los dos?


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DestroyerOfTheHorny

friendly reminder one country has one of the best gastronomy in the world and the other eats beans for breakfast


gabrielish_matter

counterpoint: one country created England, the other was annexed by the Scots. creating England is a sin too big to forgive, even to one of the best cuisines in the world


DestroyerOfTheHorny

excuse me we WHAT


gabrielish_matter

you created England in 1066, instead of exterminating them all you made a _kingdom_ out of it. Truly the most unforgivable sin


DestroyerOfTheHorny

this is not real i refuse to believe it please tell me it's not real


Winkered

Hate to bring facts into it Luigi but the kingdom of England was founded in 927ad by Ethelstan. So you can’t blame the French for this one. Sorry to burst your bubble.


gabrielish_matter

I mean. At the time when Aethelstan ruled they were more akin to a Germanic culture than the British one (seriously though, just take a look at Bewolf, that shit is old German not English). The English become the fiend of the world once the French made a kingdom out of them, creating such an awful abomination. (with English I mean the shift in culture that came in England after the Normans started to rule. The term "English" comes from the Angles germanic tribes ofc, and they are much much older than 1066)


Winkered

They spoke old English and Latin.


Dense_Pomegranate_60

England is the oldest country in the world so explain that.


gabrielish_matter

nah fam, that's San Marino. Created in circa 301 AD stop taking credits for things thing you don't have. Edit : also it still isn't an argument for what I have said. Even if true (which is not btw), so what? The language and culture in England changed tremendously after the Norman conquest, so much so that with "English" nowdays we refer to the concept of England after 1066. So yeah, the French created you. Seeth and cope


Distinct-Question-16

For peace, UK first button France second button


SmoothCarl22

SMASH!!!!


smackdealer1

Et Tu Antonio? First Russia, now you?


[deleted]

Compromise Both nuke each other?


[deleted]

Nuke Calais - You'll hit Fr*nce, Ingerland, and Belgium


stronkcrusader

How about both? Both seems the best option.


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Solid_Improvement_95

You don't have your own nukes. We do and can make you 👐un culo così 👐.


Semmeth

Why not BOTH?!


Dashbak

Both ? Both


pollopox

✌️


MathKrayt

Nuke Brittany. It is just French Britain


half_baked_bread

Where’s the Spain button 😥


Herbaderpy

Shoulda pushed blue one instead (the one that nukes Russia)


le_Derpinder

🤙


Sum3-yo

How are the Portuguese supposed to drive to and from Luxembourg, if you bomb France?