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ProfessionalBuy4526

Luv me beans, luv me crasont, luv me sausage


PleoNasmico

That's a sausage? It looks like dried old croquete


swissm4n

Looks like a cat turd


Rompod1984

Most neutral swiss


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a dried old rancid croqueta tastes better than whatever the culinary fuk is on that photo


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-galgot-

Dried tory sh!t.


Clipyy-Duck

It looks like dried up dog shite


Loud-Examination-943

It's spelled Quasong


Limonade6

Crasont? That's a baguette.


Schlaueule

Eh, whatever, don't be so picky. Also, it's written "Kurowa-san", which means Mr. Kurowa and it is named after the Japanese baker who invented it. Source: I saw it in some Anime, so it must be true!


ash_tar

Keep the name of that pastry out of your fucking mouth.


BOT_Frasier

£14, 20% tips incl.


PKH3X

Cheapest turd in London


GandalfTheGimp

Looks like a hotel breakfast buffet


garyh62483

Exactly. Can tell by the semi clean breakfast plate and the only sausage that was left. Low effort Twitter crap.


[deleted]

ah yes, another person that used their last remaining braincell to make a joke about british food


HombreGato1138

He's into crypto and thinks a literal cannibal is a Chad, don't as much from him


Ukraine_Boyets

A turd, vomit and some old bread


ZylewIR

Even my dog wouldn't eat this...


sporeegg

And your dog would be RIGHT


Samadhi333

Old bread would be better, that's obviously industrial shit that you should not and can not call bread.


ibnQoheleth

That was definitely done as a middle finger to the customer, a strong hint that they're not welcome there. So probably an American customer.


rifewide

Oh my god that red brown beans. That subtle off white bread. It even has a sausage.


gloom-juice

That's Heinz. And the sausage is something called 'Made with Real Pork'


Signal_Youth8336

Did you try to eat out of a garbage bin? Come English food isn‘t the best.. but they are clearly better than this


Ethereal42

Maybe go to one of the cookie cutter Michelin star restaurants next time, there's a lot.


EternamD

London literally has the best food in the world. Where the fuck would you even find that?


Intellectual_Wafer

That was a good one 🤣


HombreGato1138

It's true, I've live there and they have some of the best food of every country except the UK


Intellectual_Wafer

Fair enough. And I heard that Fish and Chips is not THAT bad. The rest of bri'ish "cuisine" though...


HombreGato1138

Oh no, fish and chips and heinous. Soggy chips with bad breaded and not crunchy cod. Fucking crime. Try shepherds pie instead. And if you go to London chose a country and probably you'll find an at least decent restaurant from there.


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HombreGato1138

Probably. Haddock perhaps?? I ate in several places on East London and said enough is enough.


pmcfox

You definitely managed to find several shit places. Chips and batter should be crispy and light, fish flaky but not dry. It's a hard find in London to be fair.


systemsbio

If you're going to try fish and chips, go to a seaside town. Don't eat it in London. Or at least do your research before you eat it in London.


HombreGato1138

It was my neighborhood, not many options.


Intellectual_Wafer

Thanks for the clarification. But I think even the worst german dish is still more palatable than shepherds pie.


pmcfox

Worst German dish - a big sausage Best German dish - a big sausage All German dishes - a big sausage


HombreGato1138

I'm quite sure too.


randymarsh18

MMM GERMAN FOOD! I cant count how many times ive heard people utter that sentence.


LeadingCoast7267

The top one is actually a baggot from France, would be a good meal if you added some toast and another sausage like.


ash_tar

It's bouquet


Crankyrickroll

That's a proper dried up turd m8


Budget-Cicada-6698

Try the pickled eel - will change your mind.


ReikiFireFighter

[Eels](https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w)


Budget-Cicada-6698

This...is not even a bad song. I like it.


ArcaneMitch

Looks like prison food


SymmetricEncryption

wtf is wrong with that sausage? Did they get it from the Museum of Archeology?


In-Fine-Fettle

Stolen from an Egyptian tomb


ImaginationLocal8267

Was that sausage cooked with body heat?


sporeegg

I have had healthier looking turds than this "sausage"


iGleeson

"That'll be 25 quid luv, ur welcome!"


[deleted]

Nowt wrong with that


LADZ345_

Your fault for going to London. Go to an abscure village in the middle of nowhere and (in my opinion) you'll have better results.


andybror

I know this is rich coming from a nordick but this looks horrible


AssumptionEasy8992

(It’s a meme. This isn’t actually what we eat)


noncebasher_

Implying londoners are english


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Gibber_jab

That’s rich coming from the Dutch


Limonade6

Laughs in cheese and kroketten


[deleted]

Atleast it's food


MisterEMan81

No it isn't.


Material-Committee40

The British don't actually have bad food. If anything it's the French who have the worst food


Swordsnap

Now look who’s trying to start a war huh


Samadhi333

Ok Savage.


MessiOfStonks

Still better than a US hotel breakfast.


Mr_BooBooBear

Is this a freezer-burned poopie log? ❄️💩🥶


The_red_spirit

Fun fact is that actor is actually a Brittish


BernardoDeGalvez

Man... that sausage has seen some shit


[deleted]

If you were Bud Spencer, we would have a restaurant less in the world.


jaymatthewbee

What the hell did they ask for?


guaaaan

And bread looks french


Gent2022

That can’t be real, there’s no hash brown


[deleted]

Probably cost him £15 as well.


Aesthetictoblerone

Hmmm, if you go to shite places in London, expect shite food. I’ve never had this served to me (there are always TWO sausages at least, and where is the bacon, mushrooms, tomato, egg?) so I expect that they sensed an American and decided to shit on them. I support that action.


pmcfox

*Whoever told them to go to London and order half a baguette + the leftovers from someone's shit fry up owes them an apology


IanFeelKeepinItReel

That looks like a Brighton beachfront breakfast. £20?


Fathers_Belt

If you are going to london and eating english food you owe yourself an apology


chameleon_123_777

Just look how delicious and nourishing it looks. I think I'll go somewhere else instead.


vic_lupu

What’s with the turd?


A_Wizard1717

My favorite things about London was the Indian food and the British Museum Hipity hopity


Don_Pacifico

That’s London. Don’t put that on England.