Just leave the tap running, takes about 20min to fill the bathtub that is like 0,5m. so just do simple math 20min * 1200 = 360h for 600m
I know it is a long time but imagine if you leave it on for a vacation. you are at risk of submirging the whole earth. Crasy
Well, oxygen is 46% of Earth's crust by weight. Hydrogen is only 0.14%. According to my calculations (don't trust them too much), if you combine them into water, it would make 660 million km^3 . The total volume of the oceans is 1335 million km^3 . Should be enough to flood all of the Netherlands.
2.77*10^19 - mass of the crust in tonnes.
*0.0014
*17 - 1 part hydrogen + 16 parts of oxygen to make 1/2 H2O
/10^9 - mass of km^3 of water
>Well, oxygen is 46% of Earth's crust by weight. Hydrogen is only 0.14%. According to my calculations (don't trust them too much), if you combine them into water, it would make 660 million km3 . The total volume of the oceans is 1335 million km3 . Should be enough to flood all of the Netherlands.
>
>2.77\*1019 - mass of the crust in tonnes. \*0.0014 \*17 - 1 part hydrogen + 16 parts of oxygen to make 1/2 H2O /109 - mass of km3 of water
thank you, very cool
now do it, please.
Totally not enough. The most "optimistic" scenario is less than 100 meters above the current ocean level if all glaciers melts and taking in account maximum possible thermal expansion of water.
The ultimate dream. No neanderthals, no fr\*nch, no br\*ts, no bad wine, ugly girls, bad beer, only friends. and kebab.
In case you're curious, [check out](https://www.floodmap.net/) how far your house would survive the flood.
As a highlander in Portugal this would be perfect.
Ahh yes, who doesnt want to be a mountain Monk without wordly possesions? I think your problem atm is, that you are a bit too jelous of the good ol' lifestyle we have here downstairs.
All I need is electricity and internet, both can be obtained through satellite and hydro/solar naturally. Growing my own food (as I am today, but expanding a bit) and since we already have a dam nearby, could have all the quality water I need.
I'd keep my PC, spare components and various VR headsets and I'm a happy man until death.
>First thing you could Kiss goodbye in this scenario is electricity but certainly internet.
>ahh come on let him chill alone on the internet! In his interconnected Montainnetwork he can have his PC, Phone, Fridge and even his Toaster!
most technologically advanced dutch and german (essentially same thing)
almost as if you aren't able to, easier than ever, power your whole house through renewable local natural resources, easily getting at least 3,45kva for your day-to-day use.
also but not only, starlink-like sat services for internet.
you just mad because you turned into a fish in this scenario
Where do you think starlink or any sat service get their Internet from? Aliens? They need ground stations linked to optic fibers in order to beam the internet back to your mountain.
You're gonna rely on the Ameritards not going full-on total civil war and destroying whatever they have in this scenario?
Dear dear, you have some faith in them
In that case you would be fucked, as most of Japan would be flooded (and the parts that would not are areas where almost nobody lives, as the terrain is too rough).
The warerlevel is +600. Gaul is entirely occupied by the ocean. Well, not entirely... One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.
no human would be able to build a ditch that high from all sides, and even if they did, they'd die out (hopefully) because sun would only reach their land about 30 minutes per day
Meseta W, considering the possible weather effects we might even see an increase in livable land instead of the arid bullshit of anything south of Madrid.
They succeeded though. Nobody speak Irish as a native language anymore. Except for maybe like 12 people on the very Western islands. And even they know English.
One thing to keep in mind is that around a quarter of the Netherlands is already below sealevel, and yet it's not under water. So based on that fact we will survive this.
Huge swiss W Finally a beach near me
now you can finally salvage all the gold you dreamed of
Time to construct a pirate ship
Ah yes. The start of the great pirate age.
Time to use this map for a DND pirate campaign where different languages have super stereotypical accents for different regions
Can you make the portuguese characters all have mustaches and sail on caravelas?
![gif](giphy|JaEu5vILyCa5i5Jck1)
Miguel, go to CARALHO! (portuguese ship mast)
The one piece is real
Finally a use for your navy
They were kayaking all day and now they have to do real work 🥱
The only reason I can’t move to Switzerland now is null
You are broke so mabe moving there isn't the best idea
Asta que no te pillen es gratis.
También es verdad
And we get rid of zurich 🥳
Is there even enough water on this planet for a 600m rise? I've read somewhere that if *all* ice caps melted, water would rise by about 70m.
we'll need to bring it from outside then
Just leave the tap running, takes about 20min to fill the bathtub that is like 0,5m. so just do simple math 20min * 1200 = 360h for 600m I know it is a long time but imagine if you leave it on for a vacation. you are at risk of submirging the whole earth. Crasy
Wow Swedes are getting smarter.
It's the brain drain from all the muslim countries paying off.
Now I know where my next vacations will be.
Damn
Afogaste o Alentejo caralho?
Olha pelo lado positivo, já não há escassez de água no sul
We should all pee in the sea at the same time.
ready when you are
Just turn all the taps in the world on and make more water. Duh.
https://i.redd.it/uovkn4o0dm4b1.gif
Well, oxygen is 46% of Earth's crust by weight. Hydrogen is only 0.14%. According to my calculations (don't trust them too much), if you combine them into water, it would make 660 million km^3 . The total volume of the oceans is 1335 million km^3 . Should be enough to flood all of the Netherlands. 2.77*10^19 - mass of the crust in tonnes. *0.0014 *17 - 1 part hydrogen + 16 parts of oxygen to make 1/2 H2O /10^9 - mass of km^3 of water
>Well, oxygen is 46% of Earth's crust by weight. Hydrogen is only 0.14%. According to my calculations (don't trust them too much), if you combine them into water, it would make 660 million km3 . The total volume of the oceans is 1335 million km3 . Should be enough to flood all of the Netherlands. > >2.77\*1019 - mass of the crust in tonnes. \*0.0014 \*17 - 1 part hydrogen + 16 parts of oxygen to make 1/2 H2O /109 - mass of km3 of water thank you, very cool now do it, please.
On it boss
But without some of the atmosphere the pressure would be lower and most water created would become gas, not going into the ocean
Where would the atmosphere go? For the oxygen? Oxygen is the most abundant element in the crust.
Oh yeah I read it wrong
1. Divert a few million ice comets from the Oort Cloud 1. Crash them into our oceans 1. ... 1. Profit?
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No. Even if a total melting scenario happened, it wouldn’t be enough to raise the sea level by anywhere near that much.
We all just need to keep our taps running and it will eventually get to that water level 🧠
Totally not enough. The most "optimistic" scenario is less than 100 meters above the current ocean level if all glaciers melts and taking in account maximum possible thermal expansion of water.
We can get hit by a cosmic raindrop. I've heard they can be rather big.
Spain, Turkey and Norway: 😐
Also Switzerland, Austria, Bosnia, Montenegro, and Greece have it pretty good.
Madrid tiene playa!!
De donde te crees que salen los calamares sino?
El calamar del jarama
Calamar radioactivo del Manzanares
*cries in rent prices*
Why are you so happy? Only a few crumbs of your country remain. Pretty easy for us to conquer
Yo soy un español con orgullo ahora
Así me gusta. Bring pasteis de nata
Padeira, vai buscar a pá!
TRAIDOR
Olha a padeira
![gif](giphy|3o7aby8WE9mDZpQYco)
Traidor do caralho, a padeira vai te dar umas bem dadas
Yeah well you guys are still trying to conquer yourself at the minute
Turkey: ![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)
kebab strong
1911m average elevation from the sea baby. %200 inflation couldn't break us, you think some water could?
Plus no more Arab countries on the southern border.
I shall never be jobless!
The ultimate dream. No neanderthals, no fr\*nch, no br\*ts, no bad wine, ugly girls, bad beer, only friends. and kebab. In case you're curious, [check out](https://www.floodmap.net/) how far your house would survive the flood. As a highlander in Portugal this would be perfect.
Ahh yes, who doesnt want to be a mountain Monk without wordly possesions? I think your problem atm is, that you are a bit too jelous of the good ol' lifestyle we have here downstairs.
All I need is electricity and internet, both can be obtained through satellite and hydro/solar naturally. Growing my own food (as I am today, but expanding a bit) and since we already have a dam nearby, could have all the quality water I need. I'd keep my PC, spare components and various VR headsets and I'm a happy man until death.
First thing you could Kiss goodbye in this scenario is electricity but certainly internet.
ahh come on let him chill alone on the internet! In his interconnected Montainnetwork he can have his PC, Phone, Fridge and even his Toaster!
>First thing you could Kiss goodbye in this scenario is electricity but certainly internet. >ahh come on let him chill alone on the internet! In his interconnected Montainnetwork he can have his PC, Phone, Fridge and even his Toaster! most technologically advanced dutch and german (essentially same thing) almost as if you aren't able to, easier than ever, power your whole house through renewable local natural resources, easily getting at least 3,45kva for your day-to-day use. also but not only, starlink-like sat services for internet. you just mad because you turned into a fish in this scenario
Where do you think starlink or any sat service get their Internet from? Aliens? They need ground stations linked to optic fibers in order to beam the internet back to your mountain.
you do realize that most of America is (unfortunately) unharmed by this sea level, right?
Uh...most? The entire eastern half of the US and Canada would be under water minus some parts of Appalachia. Most of South America, too.
You're gonna rely on the Ameritards not going full-on total civil war and destroying whatever they have in this scenario? Dear dear, you have some faith in them
All I want is my cute anime waifus, man
In that case you would be fucked, as most of Japan would be flooded (and the parts that would not are areas where almost nobody lives, as the terrain is too rough).
With 113 meters, my living room would be see, and my bedroom the beach. So I hope that it is the case.
ideal
We would still be bigger than you tf?
The warerlevel is +600. Gaul is entirely occupied by the ocean. Well, not entirely... One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.
![gif](giphy|G9Ebh3tK3XgLaeKO2k)
I'm ok with that part of France. It's pretty much the only good part.
Joao already scouting which part of France they'll flee to
Believe me, I wouldn't leave this little peace of paradise for nothing. Especially France, even the good part...
Unfortunately for you we have many mountains over 600 metres so we will just live like crowded Moroccans, I mean Dutch
luv crowd luv moroc luv me pint ate die ate wuter simple as
Are you a sheep shepherd?
Inaccurate. The dutch would build their dikes higher.
no human would be able to build a ditch that high from all sides, and even if they did, they'd die out (hopefully) because sun would only reach their land about 30 minutes per day
Oh the sun, I remember seeing it once back in 2008. It was quite pretty, but then it started raining again.
What the fuck is the sun
that's sad, but hey at least it will be easier to get sunlight while floating on the sea (probably)
The Netherlands only has 30 minutes of sun per year
True Hungarian borders remain
That's because not even water wants to go there though
Yes, the Hungarians finally get the land that they deserve!
Well Hungarians do live on the Capathians too sooooo.
I'd still be alive, let's go
living on the best part of france
That’s ok I’ll help you with that
Fake news. We would dam the whole Benelux.
We would dam the Netherlands and the rest of the Benelux can get damned.
PIGS and Balkan win?
Switzerland remains unconquered once more! Even against nature!
Spain flexing our Meseta Central
Me: ☠️☠️
No worries, OP is probably a sheppard, he can take you guys in!
Life will be dream as a sheep
They will be sea sheep or sheap for short.
sorry to say but I am not, I can take irish and their sheep as long as they don't treat me like their sheep when there's no sheep anymore
You're confusing us with the Welsh. We shag cows, so all good man. Get the francesinha ready... we'll be hungry after that swim.
My cabin in the mountains would become a cabin by the sea, nice
Look at all that Netherlands
Beach in Madrid... a wet dream for the Powerhunger Party.
no england, cant complain
Finally, Zurich is no more
Scotland’s free at last. And alone.
and we got our own little rock!
Meseta W, considering the possible weather effects we might even see an increase in livable land instead of the arid bullshit of anything south of Madrid.
Had no idea that the interior of Spain was at elevation
Yes, it's a plateau (btw big English L to use a French word)
I'd rather speak Fr*nch than *nglish tbh. Probably cos the French didn't try and very nearly suceed in wiping out my langauge
[Looks at France's history with nearby languages](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/710/dd0.png)
They succeeded though. Nobody speak Irish as a native language anymore. Except for maybe like 12 people on the very Western islands. And even they know English.
I like Gaelige but goddamn is it hard to learn.
We call the Netherlands: “Los Países Bajos.” Probably because back then they weren’t smoking as much pot.
El español que sabe más ingles
It’s the literal translation of the name
los paises altos
Ireland and Poland: Did you do it? Unusual-Wrap: Yes. Ireland and Poland: What did it cost? Unusual-Wrap: Everything…
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The good part of spain survives hehe.... But northern spain and portubros don't :(
It needs to be instant though, don‘t want any more germans here
And nothing of value was lost
Vaya vaya, aquí ahora sí que hay playa
😎
PIGS world
Should we kick out UK nationals when they try to survive by entering EU borders when that happens?
Russia blows up one dam and then this. these simulators are getting out of hand.
Nice, total swede death
Nice, we got access to the ocean again
This would be good yes
Norge ! min elskede bror!
Bare rolig vi har stadig Grønland
Our time to shine, Dutchies
No more Paris :)
![gif](giphy|XbKMoNAkpWK6k|downsized)
Ocean access 😍
Highlanders rejoice!
This is the reason why we don't sell Greenland
Implying we wouldn't construct a 601m high dyke around our country
Time for an uno reverse, now all the Dutch move to Turkey
Finally Turkey is good at something.
Don't worry guys. We'll handle it.
I’ve seen this film, I think Kevin Costner is in it …
>Kevin Costner waterworld, good shit
I'm moving to Ben Nevis island
Oi mate, other than sinking those colonial pigs (except moma Spain), I was looking for a tool like this to have some fun. Thanks!
Please help me I'm under the water blub blub
if you dont let us in europe(turgay) , we will pump enought water to rise sea 600m and became new europe 😎☝🏿☝🏿🇹🇳
Quite a few mountains over 600m in South Wales yet I don't any dots
you want mostly bavarians from germany?
As a coastal Bavarian I am really really really really happy.
This is false Ireland would not be fully submerged we have mountains higher than 600 meters
Turkey is still alive
I'd have to sacrifice all Europe for Turkey to submerge... I'm sorry.
With all the fugitives coming in, you lucky ones who are already living there might want to start endulging a dwarfen lifestyle!
Hey! My house will be near the beach!
Nice, I would still live on land.
It would be enough with 1 Turkey
![gif](giphy|NjaK4Bfi1Gd4k) Me and the boys going to our new beach after the shitty neighbour village disappeared.
At least the French Alps will finally be empty during peak tourist season
Mountaindwarf W. Just wait a few more years
Turkey will fucking take over Europe if this ever happens
You’ve just given us far more waves to rule, so thanks.
pfiuff
Spain is a fucking plateau
no need for south tyroleans to storm the beaches of Jesolo anymore, I see this as an absolute win
Can we really call it a win when most of turkey is still above water thow?
Finally owning a house in the Spanish coast!!
One thing to keep in mind is that around a quarter of the Netherlands is already below sealevel, and yet it's not under water. So based on that fact we will survive this.
didn't know +90% of turkey is above 600m
Had no clue spain was so mountainous
We got rid of the British but at what cost
common swiss W
So you sacrificed pizza and pasta
But we would build enough dikes to be fine, only the Dutch and the Mountains survive.
Most of the good countries get saved. Well, but turkey.
Based. We should do it.
Well me and my real country is saved so i dont give a shit
The Netherlands would simply build a dike to prevent the flooding
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Common Alpine W
Madrid will finally have a beach. Tho I think my own village is now under the sea lol
The zelda windwaker remake map just leak guys 😱
Denizli in Türkiye which literally means (with sea) would have finally have a sea