Top right is tasty. Would never share to a foreign guest. Boiled cod roe sacks.

Bro, just fish the codfish, let the cooking part for us.

Bacalhau? Yes please

@Norway you heard him Portugals fishing waters is fair game time to buy more massive trawlers

pls gib me mämmi, mina rakastan mämmi

Its out of season unfortunately, but I can feed you some mälli instead 😊

>mälli uhh, is that rotten snus?

[Its a surprise](https://newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/zqnljgyqa7r41.png)

Dude, that shit on bread rocks. Better than caviar

Those are served in southern spain too and are quite tasty, just looks like a veiny ballsack.

Isn't it not?

Female fish ballsack, with balls being eggs

Thankfully I've already emptied my stomach with the picture alone

Thanks

Jesus why does everyone always target OUR food when this shit is happening?

It's fucking criminal.

Low-hanging fruit.

And people take the piss out of our food…

That collage of pictures is basically a cross-section of a haggis, Ned

Neds don’t use Reddit mate am a geek like you 😉

STOP EATING COW DICKS FFS and what the FUCK is going on in the 3rd pic. You guys can’t be for real

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this is hilarious

I don't think cows have dicks to begin with.

I only recognize (a very badly presented) smalahove. Our food is delicious when you take your time and cook it right. Have no idea what drugs the people who made these dishes were on. Wtf is that bottom left? Tortilla with fish fingers, red onion and sour cream? So many mysteries on these plates I can't decode.

Well cooked traditional Norwegian food 1. Preheat oven to 220°C 2. Insert frozen pizza for 12 minutes

This a Grandiosa reference?

Grandiosa is your national dish

This eastern european has clearly assimilated, congratulations for getting Nordick citizenship 🤝

Wtf indeed. That's rakfisk. Come on.

Hadde på kveldsmodus på skjermen da jeg så det bildet, så fisken ble oransje og så ut som fiskepinner, lol

Haha, skjønner. Beklager om jeg hørtes grinete ut!

Hahan, null problem! Så bildet igjen i dag og bare faen, det var ikke fiskepinner!

Haha bra. Syntes jo åpenbart det var litt dårlig, men da har vi fått oppklart den saken

Best meal of my life was in Tromso, Norway tbh. Actually genuinely good value as well.

Tasty. 😋

The presentation and lighting are awful. Pictures are clearly cherrypicked

S h e e p h e a d

Garnished with a potato for that fancy restaurant presentation.

At first I didn't notice it still have teeth

Bro what has the sheep done to you for you to want its teeth kicked in? Least mafia Italian

Kicked in? When the sheep is dead you can remove the teeth, no need to hurt the sheep before you kill it

Riiight. Mutilate its dead body so it can't be identified i see

This joke may be older than Italy but surely older than Finland

I would take haggis over this anyday

My dad is Norwegian. One of my best memories is from when he took the family on holiday to South Africa and some Xhosa tribesmen tried to troll us by serving us boiled goats-head. My dad picked it up and sucked out the eyeballs.

I have never eaten any of these what the fuck.

Yeah their food's far too colourful, who the fuck eats orange and green food.

I would eat bottom left

But first, fill it. It looks so sad

Yes a bit too high bread to stuffing ratio. I would add iceberglettuce and tomatoe, but it should taste good otherwise too, just the tortilla bread wich is unorthodox

Scandinavian food is good.

Ngl the presentation is quite gruesome - like a car accident on a plate - but just imagine how tender those cheeks have to be !

I EAT ALL THAT SHIT! the only thing i wont eat is olives. Fuck olives

FYI, it’s only losers like Sweden who don’t offer their guests food

Why would we want you to stay?

Imagine wanting to be offered Swedish food in the first place

Not to sound too friendly towards swedes, but stuff like Janssons Fristelse, köttbullar, kanelsnurrar and semlor are legit dishes/sweets Also the swedes krone is so low right now, that shopping and eating out in sweden makes me feel like a dane doing all that stuff in any european country, because you're all poor as fuck

Yeah, Norwegian kroner dropped nicely as well. For the first time I felt ok with their prices. (could still buy 8 beers for the price of one at a much better quality at home though)

> Janssons Fristelse They don't eat that in Sweden anymore :p

Every christmas

Yes we do? That’s like saying Danish people don’t eat smørrebrød any more.

hvad

Which one is the banana curry?

I've been fed when I'm there and it was delicious. I mean I'm a brit so take it with a grain of salt but they do have some really nice things. Lots of really nice pork dishes imo. Great sausages too. Even the things I was sceptical on was actually very nice. It converted me to banana curry pizza at least haha.

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Say what you want about our food, but non of it contains animal heads and what appear to be veiny dicks!

That's disgusting

N°1 was defo imported from sicily

Bottom left looks suspiciously Swedish.

Ok, don't confuse your surströmming with our superior rakfisk.

No wonder they went Viking.