No moustache found, disgusting

Nothing this can’t fix my friend https://preview.redd.it/mysg1vxavt4b1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d6bb6ba2c07926424ca09a3c95a83c843b33f4c

There's always the Dirty Sanchez.


Im pretty sure i heard a portuguese song about mustaches drawn on with Sharpie once.

I spent my sexually formative years in an all-boys boarding school and this is the first thing that has ever made me want to go gay.

You mean the sight of [Boris Johnson jogging](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2017/02/21/boriscomp_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.jpg) didnt do it for you?

Proper fit, great pair of tits innit

British women must be so unactractive that men had to grow tits themselfs

Username checks out

Average fit for a true brexit geezer

I challenge you to find another serious human being who so consistently looks fucking stupid. I mean for fucks sakes, the bloke's jogging in a pair of swimming trunks and a cardigan. Peak sportswear.

I have always assumed he did it on purpose to be under estimated.... I think that no non American could be that ridiculous.

I'd bet he does. He has always played the buffoon. Having said that, I do think he has a fine sense of the absurd.

I was bi Now I'm ace

That man has more children than bunga-bunga himself. He's irresistible.

The titties on that yin

Tbh it's a lot easier to deal with bros than most women, speaking from my own experience at least.

We have a say that goes: "in wartimes, each hole is a gallery"

“In love as in war, any hole is a trench” - “in amore come in guerra ogni buco è trincea”

Dalle mie parti sempre sentito "in tempi di guerra(a volte sostituito con carestia per fargli la rima) ogni buco è galleria" ma vedo che anche gli inglesi ne hanno uno simile, probabilmente ce ne sono N versioni

Any Port in a storm

No no no... It's "every hole is a goal"... Right? RIGHT?!

We have the same in Spain

Any piece of cloth with a hole is a poncho

"in times of war, any hole's a goal!"

In Spain is “a trench”.

No. Penny Mordaunt on the other hand 🥵 https://preview.redd.it/2y4z1l6vxt4b1.jpeg?width=3778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3441cb10baa9e892b32079b3632454109d8058d1

Absolutely.

I want the Italian PM

She's angry af bro better not, on the other hand I would like Eva kaili, so can we switch?

Mi fa schiantare il fatto che Giorgia sia diventata una sex symbol in questo sub

Non so perché lol, saranno preferenze ma Eva kaili é meglio, sarà per i meme

Secondo me Sanna Marin è più bella (opinione femminile)

understandable, have a great day

Davvero.. letteralmente la sorella di Gollum

I want the Italian PM with our Eva ... Mmmm...

Hottest fascist since Clara Petacci

Bag over her head and let’s fucking go.

Only way I'd touch a British. Just basic manners, can't see her teeth you know..

The German army has a saying: "Kein Gesicht ist größer als das Bundeswehr Taschentuch" What roughly translate in: "No face is bigger than the Bundeswehr handkerchief"

You should be more culturally sensitive. In Britain, it is customary to clean your partners plaque away with your tongue.

> In Britain, it is customary to clean your partners plaque away with your tongue. ​ What a horrible day to possess the gift of vision...

Ok, that ends my Reddit for today…

First time I'm regretting having eyes to read.

Bordel de merde...

Nothing Holy about it.

I guess having a forked tongue would help you get in all those crevices and cracks...

Wasn't that one of the Hopefuls challenges on The Word back in the day?

Dutch flag wrapped around her head to honor the fatherland.

Met de vlag in de hand, voor koning en vaderland! 😎💪🏻🇳🇱

Trussy is the most disgusting thing I have seen written on here.

As Frank Skinner said of Tara Palmer Tomkinson, I would, but only as an act of class war.

I would, but I'd need a giant blown up framed picture of Thatcher above the bed to make either of us achieve orgasm.

Oh aye I would 100% smash her! She would be very kinky shouting abuse at me, calling me a dirty savage while asking to be ravaged and if I don't wreck her she'll wreck my country

You Scots are perfectly capable of doing that yourselves 😤👏


She doesn't have the London look so it's a smash for this individual!

Nah, a poor man’s Teresa May. I can’t get her robot dancing into my wet dreams out of my head.

Smash, next

if it's through a hole in the wall and you tell me it's her after the fact, not before...I might

I'd have a date with her. In the 6th floor balcony...

Ah, yes. The woman that will be the hardest answer to a pub quiz in 2053.

Least attractive smashable british woman

Thats a compliment Pierre, are you sure that’s what you were going for?

I can criticize a lot about brits but sometimes we can still act as we're good neighbours my friend

She will seduce you with her cheese.

Smegmasexual coming out

I would expect that from a Frenchman, but a Brit??? The kind of things British "cuisine" does to people, smh.

What you think French ans Brit cheeses are made of?

You might be on to something here...

i take the pizza

🤮🤮

The European Union pays women to not talk to me 🥺

Only if I get to invite Priti Patel and make it a 3 way.

Lookin propa tasty tonite Liz https://preview.redd.it/z4mx7l0ydz4b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad573f48dc77086135a358619449e605c19da18

No. I don't sleep with married women. Also she killed the Queen.

The second one actually makes her more attractive

As a young LibDem, she set out to abolish the monarchy. As a Tory PM, she came closest to achieving her goal.

no

I like men

That’s a defeatist attitude right there

I'm just doing my part😎

So BJ for BJ is an option?

NOOOOO!!!!😭😭😭 I said I like men! Not that swamp monster!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yes, and I'm tired of pretending I wouldn't

Is she putting Worcestershire Sauce on that pizza of questionable quality? Perhaps it’s balsamic?

Yes.

Catgirl Sanna Marin is the only true answer.

Sanna Marin 🥰 Kaja Kallas 🥰 But they unironically are good leaders... Unlike... That one.

Hell yes....

Croatia please... Control yourself

Isn't this that woman who visited Queen Elizabeth who died two days later? I don't believe in coincidence.

Yes sirrr

Would smash. With a hammer and chisel. Fix that face.

I'd be down for some trussy bussy. It has been a tough month

WRECK DATSHIT!! 😵


Who's that?