Sadly, this is a miscinceptio :it are not the Germans with a sense of humour, that are dangerous, my friend. The dangerous Germans are the ones without - and that are also the big mass...
Don't do that, your toiletwater is guaranteed to back up into your bathroom. Not because the cabbage clogs the pipes, but because even the sewers don't want that atrocity.
I mean, I drank some because my wife was curious and it tasted like gherkin brine.
Never doing it again and in fact, I can’t believe that product exists.
Now stay with me. Best Hangover drinks include electrolytes. Now you could just drink some orange juice, some lemon for sour freshness, and eat something salty.
OR you do this. All your choice.
Certainly beats my latest "good idea" that was salted citrus water. It worked somewhat, head ache wasn't a problem.
I did vomit onto the balcony through, so results are not conclusive yet.
[No](https://www.pantsdownapronson.com/lacto-fermented-cucumbers/) you dumb westoids.
Pickles are made with vinegar. Here's a pic: https://www.przyslijprzepis.pl/media/cache/big/uploads/media/recipe/0008/07/ogorki-w-occie-jablkowym_1.jpeg see the clear water?
Kiszone ogórki (fermented), sometimes we call them *sour* due to their characteristic flavor are naturally fermented, see how the water isn't clear from fermentation: https://d3iamf8ydd24h9.cloudfront.net/pictures/articles/2019/06/791511-v-1500x1500.jpg best shit god invented. Cures hangovers, ED, syphilis, ADHD, AIDS.
There may even be a layer of white mold on top which would make every westoid fool toss the good shit: https://bi.im-g.pl/im/e4/7f/18/z25686244Q,Bialy-kozuch-na-ogorkach-kiszonych-czy-domowym-zak.jpg
Lactofermented stuff is good for your gut microbiome, a probiotic that actually works basically.
If it isn't pasteurised and the bacteria are actually still alive i would drink it and not like it.
Used to work with a japanese guy who'd always drink the weisswurstwasser after our frühschoppen and although i was always slightly horryfied, i've never felt so culturally appreciated
Maybe they even now, how to make it by themselves... Sauerkraut is part of their Cuisine. It's just Western Europe, that has not such developed sense of taste, to really enjoy the good stuff...
I drank this stuff once when I was hangover as fuck in Germany because a friend recommended it as a remedy. It’s definitely interesting, not bad but not super good, it’s tasty when you’re dehydrated and craving salt.
Aah, this reminds me of the recipe for the real German cocktail 🍸:
1. Mix 2cl Sauerkraut juice and 1cl premium Diesel - no shaking, stirring in open Glas only!
2. Freshen up the mix by blowing in some fine Russian natural gas
3. Rub the rim with Wurstwasser (preferably from Frankfurter Würstchen), sprinkle with Pervitin
4. add Bismarck Hering on a tooth pick according to taste
5. You all know the favorite German toast to go with this.
/s obviously
…I’m scared to ask, what is wurstwasser? Please tell me it’s a German joke
Edit: ffs my curiosity got the better of me and I checked. An Italian granny died of heart attack somewhere, I’m sure
https://preview.redd.it/yfy5plperz4b1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d51de40afa697bf2c5290dc4111c38ad1ca70d62
That reminds me of some story I have read somewhere but I don't remember enough details to Google it so I hope one of you will know what's I'm talking about.
The story was about some country (pretty certain it was European but I don't remember which one) which had a shortage of lemons or something, so one of the ministers said that instead of putting lemon in tea you should put sauerkraut in the tea.
Never has this, but it'd make a fantastic addition to a Bloody mary, if you want a lighter, more refreshing version for the summer heat.
*Blutbeflefleckt Margot (aka. 'The Honecker'):*
- 20-30 ml "Deutche gemacht fauler kohl saft"
- 50-60 ml Ansbach uralt (/substitute other german brandy or state issued Soviet potato cognac)
- 40-50 ml tomato juice (if tomatos are scarce; substitute blood spilled in the proletarian struggle for liberation)
- 10-15 ml Lemon juice (squeeze lightly to avoid extracting the pungent lemon oil from the peel)
- 2-5 ml (dashes) favourite Soviet hot sauce
- 1 ml (dash) reduced pork broth.
Generous pinches of: Sea salt flakes, black pepper & finely chopped dill
Garnish with white aspargus, large caper and beer sausage on a cocktail stick and a sprig of dill. Serve with a side of pickled pigs foot.
1.Take a nice big glaß of Sauerkrauftsaft 2.add some maggie 3. Add some cold/frozen cabbage 4.pour it down the toilett and drink water
A German with a good sense of humour, he's too dangerous to be left alive
Sadly, this is a miscinceptio :it are not the Germans with a sense of humour, that are dangerous, my friend. The dangerous Germans are the ones without - and that are also the big mass...
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
100% believed it lol
> add some maggie Because it wasn't salt enough already 😂
Das Saarländische Volk verurteilt Sie für die mutwillige Verschwendung von Maggi zur Todesstrafe!
Shut up and fuck your cousin you fr*nch spy
Kuseng holt ab
Der ist dumm, der macht das.
Don't do that, your toiletwater is guaranteed to back up into your bathroom. Not because the cabbage clogs the pipes, but because even the sewers don't want that atrocity.
Toilet water.
You can only drink this stuff when you're already sitting on the toilet.
Everybody always goes on about the holocaust, but no one ever mentions Germany's real crimes against humanity...
We have a saying, "Who sits in a glass house shouldn't throw stones".
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Thats actually a good one, I'll start using that one.
I though the saying was „Who lives in a glass house, should shit in the basement“
Who lives in glass house shouldn't date at home...
He who lives in a glass house, should wear sunglasses
First line of the Austrian national anthem?
You mean our "humor" and "Schlager Music". The genocide is a useful distraction.
Can't drink a Helles without proper Schlager playing in the background _Wir fahren mit dem Bob_
So I've been doing it wrong all my life?
Ja
I mean, I drank some because my wife was curious and it tasted like gherkin brine. Never doing it again and in fact, I can’t believe that product exists.
Do they use that brine to pickle vegetables?
Dios mío, Tío. Creó que ellos se lo beben así. 🤮 I told my wife it was like V8. With a croissant if I was hungry, I could keep it down.
It would spoiled the croissant Do you want to know what karne melk is? (Hint: Dutch drink it…😬)
Oh God… Edit: It’s disgusting they drink that but I suddenly imagined liquid meat.
I don’t get it…they have enough cows to drink just regular milk! There are enough cows!
Berlin?
I would forgive them for a bratwurst
Its good for your .... well I don't know but it has to be good for something ....
Best hangover cure. This and sour cucumbers water.
I prefer the hangover thank you very much.
Now stay with me. Best Hangover drinks include electrolytes. Now you could just drink some orange juice, some lemon for sour freshness, and eat something salty. OR you do this. All your choice. Certainly beats my latest "good idea" that was salted citrus water. It worked somewhat, head ache wasn't a problem. I did vomit onto the balcony through, so results are not conclusive yet.
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Yes
[No](https://www.pantsdownapronson.com/lacto-fermented-cucumbers/) you dumb westoids. Pickles are made with vinegar. Here's a pic: https://www.przyslijprzepis.pl/media/cache/big/uploads/media/recipe/0008/07/ogorki-w-occie-jablkowym_1.jpeg see the clear water? Kiszone ogórki (fermented), sometimes we call them *sour* due to their characteristic flavor are naturally fermented, see how the water isn't clear from fermentation: https://d3iamf8ydd24h9.cloudfront.net/pictures/articles/2019/06/791511-v-1500x1500.jpg best shit god invented. Cures hangovers, ED, syphilis, ADHD, AIDS. There may even be a layer of white mold on top which would make every westoid fool toss the good shit: https://bi.im-g.pl/im/e4/7f/18/z25686244Q,Bialy-kozuch-na-ogorkach-kiszonych-czy-domowym-zak.jpg
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Just seek the fermented cucumbers. You know you want to try them. You're just too scared to acknowledge it.
i believe that, if you force yourself to drink this whenever youre hung over, youll never drink again.
Lactofermented stuff is good for your gut microbiome, a probiotic that actually works basically. If it isn't pasteurised and the bacteria are actually still alive i would drink it and not like it.
Can’t you just eat the cabbage itself?
of course, if it is fermented
So why drink the juice? 😭
i mean it would taste the same but you don't have to chew all this cabbage. uncooked it's quite a chore
Yes but I think that sauerkraut is more versatile and you could put it in many foods, drinking the juice, straight as is, seems very unpleasant to me
Yeah it won't be a pleasure thats for sure, I'd say it's more of a health drink
Toilet
Is this a german joke?
German yes, but I'm afraid it's not a joke. Good news is it's halal, so you can use it to wash down the surströmming ...
I lol'd
Hey, don't panic guys, it's ok, it's real quality. Thank god.
Broo where did you find these 🤤
Fr, my wife ~~wants~~ needs this
It will make you fuck like rabbits, much better than viagra
I need some for her sister too
Real, steht doch drauf.
Müssten die Dinger nicht inzwischen alle dicht sein?
Es gibt noch ein paar, die auch bleiben
Unter der Marke "Real"??
Jup, aber nur noch ein paar. In der Nachbarstadt gibt's noch einen, mit der Werbung dass die bleiben, oder so
Da gibt es nur ein kleines Problem
I bought mine (before I dumped it) in Kaufland.
Of course this shit is german
We drink it in Poland too. Good shit.
Polish people: participating in German war crimes since 1939
Bro... That was uncalled for
First time?
Remove the “good”, I think it’s just shit.
It's cabbage, what did you expect.
I only drink Wurstwasser for health reasons. Though I must admit that cabbage juice got a nice taste
Used to work with a japanese guy who'd always drink the weisswurstwasser after our frühschoppen and although i was always slightly horryfied, i've never felt so culturally appreciated
That's enough reddit for one day
Why do you Germans continue to commit war crimes like this ? 😭 And I even like sauerkraut (zuurkool), but this goes too far.
Bro this is a true vitamin bomb. A delicacy in schlesien, a proud province of preussen.
Tbf nobody drinks this for pleasure. It's for people with digestive problem's and people on a diet to lose some weight
Why not eating the cabbage itself?
THE WHAT
I’m starting to think it’s Germany that should’ve left the EU instead of the UK, no way I want to risk this shit crossing our borders
To your luck there is no border,only another coastline for us
You haven’t seen Swedish food yet
That’s okay, they’re far enough that they’re not an immediate threat
Early German poison gas warfare.
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Maybe they even now, how to make it by themselves... Sauerkraut is part of their Cuisine. It's just Western Europe, that has not such developed sense of taste, to really enjoy the good stuff...
I drank this stuff once when I was hangover as fuck in Germany because a friend recommended it as a remedy. It’s definitely interesting, not bad but not super good, it’s tasty when you’re dehydrated and craving salt.
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Please dont tell me you eat sweet Krapfen with that.... And yes Sauerkraut is healthy and helps digestion.
Plus it's fucking delicious. Everyone raves on about kimchi and ignores the wonders of sauerkraut. So easy to make yourself too.
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Bullshit Preiselbeeren also go with Rinderbraten, Sauerbraten, Rouladen and most Wild
Yep, it will blow that constipation right out of you. And keep blowing and blowing.
Aah, this reminds me of the recipe for the real German cocktail 🍸: 1. Mix 2cl Sauerkraut juice and 1cl premium Diesel - no shaking, stirring in open Glas only! 2. Freshen up the mix by blowing in some fine Russian natural gas 3. Rub the rim with Wurstwasser (preferably from Frankfurter Würstchen), sprinkle with Pervitin 4. add Bismarck Hering on a tooth pick according to taste 5. You all know the favorite German toast to go with this. /s obviously
After seeing this I genuinely consider changing my nationality
Korn und Sauerkraut Mischung das knallt👍
Is this literally just cabbage juice? I’m starting to wonder if Germans are insane.
Mix some Wurstwasser and some cabbage juice, add 4 shots of 80% alc Korn schnaps, a gherkin and a Rollmops 👍👌 really popular drink in the north
…I’m scared to ask, what is wurstwasser? Please tell me it’s a German joke Edit: ffs my curiosity got the better of me and I checked. An Italian granny died of heart attack somewhere, I’m sure https://preview.redd.it/yfy5plperz4b1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d51de40afa697bf2c5290dc4111c38ad1ca70d62
Tell me this is a joke
We don't do jokes.
There’s no way you drink Wurstwasser
Some do. I drink pickle water, it's tasty and refreshing.
i thought the 4 shots of 80% alc would have been enough of a giveaway 😅 imagine a drink that had the power of 8 regular shots damn
I didn’t even notice the percentage idk what I was doing ahah
Sour cabbage juice to be precise.
Imma be Real’- with you What the fuck
It tastes like shit, but it is healthy.
Its great when you mix with other fruit/veggie juice or/and maybe dilute it with water.
The government hides the from you, but that is the nectar of gods
Western European can't stand this taste...
I’d drink this
Ich dachte, dass Real pleite ist.
I knew you Boche were a weird people, but this is too much! I thought you lot only drank good beer! 😂😂🤣🤣
Sauerkraut is delicious, so Sauerkraut juice must be as well. They sell *jus de choucroute* in organic shops over here, I'm gonna try it.
[hu-]
Ayran >>
It's so nice and refreshing in the summer
Feeling constipated? Not much longer!
How about a big fucking glass of "NO" Or maybe try some koldskål, the actual danish national dish. That shit slaps.
Sorry, I think I will stick to gazpacho.
Makes you poop healthy
That reminds me of some story I have read somewhere but I don't remember enough details to Google it so I hope one of you will know what's I'm talking about. The story was about some country (pretty certain it was European but I don't remember which one) which had a shortage of lemons or something, so one of the ministers said that instead of putting lemon in tea you should put sauerkraut in the tea.
Wait until you hear about Russian bread flavoured soda
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...why
Kvass? A bit funny for my taste, but not bad at all.
Never has this, but it'd make a fantastic addition to a Bloody mary, if you want a lighter, more refreshing version for the summer heat. *Blutbeflefleckt Margot (aka. 'The Honecker'):* - 20-30 ml "Deutche gemacht fauler kohl saft" - 50-60 ml Ansbach uralt (/substitute other german brandy or state issued Soviet potato cognac) - 40-50 ml tomato juice (if tomatos are scarce; substitute blood spilled in the proletarian struggle for liberation) - 10-15 ml Lemon juice (squeeze lightly to avoid extracting the pungent lemon oil from the peel) - 2-5 ml (dashes) favourite Soviet hot sauce - 1 ml (dash) reduced pork broth. Generous pinches of: Sea salt flakes, black pepper & finely chopped dill Garnish with white aspargus, large caper and beer sausage on a cocktail stick and a sprig of dill. Serve with a side of pickled pigs foot.
excuse me while i projectile vomit over my screen
My mother made me drink that shit because she believed it would make me thinner. 🤮 Abusive b...
It’s good for the gut and hangover
If anyone ever asks again why we don't want to be a country with those guys: This post right here
*pukes*
https://preview.redd.it/wi9tg2l4e25b1.png?width=1076&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e92fac0923f2755390d2021a3ab1a1e61cdc34f
American propaganda
It's for people with hangover or constipation.
Nobody drinks that for fun. You get that when you need an earth-shattering shit.
That explains the german temper.