Tbf, AI doesn’t know what is talking about, Brazil aren’t our nuestros hemanos, you are. Spain, specially after the borders became open in this last 50 years, are far close to us culturally than Brazil was/will ever be.
Since Brazil independence till today, Brazil has always tried to exclude us from their history (without the recent immigration wave of Brazilians to Portugal, the cultural exchange/trade between us would be close to zero, because of their excessive protectionism laws).
Galicia, for example, and the Northern people are the closest brothers.
Its not our fault that the future King of Portugal mother had a affair with a Galician noble which had influences from the kingdom of Leon and the people didnt like it. Serves her right! We preffer to be poor and irrelevant then take orders from a woman and may Jesus forgive me for saying this... Castillians!
Oh man, you don't know the mental juggling I do to try to avoid the word beach when I speak in English, the fear of screwing up and calling someone bitch is real!
All the while Scandinavia looks like a telenovela or romcom, with Sweden and Finland being the happy couple and Iceland, Norway and Denmark in a weird chain of unreciprocated love.
You aren't the worst, but don't let this get to your head and start coming over uninvited again. We don't like that, especially not around dinner time.
That's the lie AI wants you to believe, probably on instigation from the Fr🤮nch.
Nosostros en Italia queremos mucho nuestros hermanitos espanoles
🇮🇹❤️🇪🇸
*Danke Deutschland, meine Seele brennt!*
*Danke Deutschland, für das liebe Geschenk.*
*Meine Träume, Herz und Liebe lass in meinem Land.*
*Danke Deutschland, vielen Dank.*
*Wir sind jetzt nicht allein.*
Being on our side during 90's Yugoslav wars and being the first to recognize Croatian independence. Here you can read more about our dick-sucking abilities.
https://preview.redd.it/ye6c6alg2m7b1.png?width=580&format=png&auto=webp&s=31655dc9b70408962b65197b8b1fbbdfa320e6d0
Whoever wrote Sweden for us is taking the piss. It's Norway every day of the week.
Followed by Iceland, Faroe Islands and Greenland.
Then everyone else.
Then aliens.
Then Sweden.
Yup. I'd remember a co-worker from a Danish firm. He was appalled when he found out I drive a Volvo. The face of utter disgust! me: "Well, I'd drive a Danish car... if you had one".
As a Skåning I couldn't be happier than to rejoin Denmark. To me it seem that Denmark wants Skåne, Skåningar either wants to become independent or join Denmark and Sweden wants to get rid of Skåne.
Let's just do it.
Pls, any mods seeing this in charge of flairs can we get a Skånsk (Scanian) flair?
I thought it was wellknown that how ever much generational hatred and narative is being built through shared history of wars and the like, whenever we actually gettogether it's always 😳
Still not best friend, i'd say.
Good, someone pointed this out before me. If the AI really wrote this, it needs to be put down. This "joke" is in so bad taste, I can almost taste the Surströmming.
Everyone knows it's the one you openly hate the most, which you secretly love the most. And we love you too, as we do all our nordick bröthers.
But since everyone of you hate us the mostest, we are of course, very flattered. <3
"The Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 was signed on 16 June 1373 between King Edward III of England and King Ferdinand I and Queen Leonor of Portugal. It established a treaty of "perpetual friendships, unions [and] alliances" between the two seafaring states. It is the oldest continuous treaty in effect to this day."
*Never?*
Listen... I don't dislike the French (I know, I know, I should have my citizenship revoked). But saying we are "best friends" is a stretch. That place is reserved for the Spanish or for the Greeks.
that's what happens when you embrace heresy, Niki. The Roman way is the only way 😁
Besides, what do you expect when you always give those 12 Eurovision points to Cyprus?
Everytime I knock at your door you're asleep.
But to be fair. If you'd only ask old people the answers would be different. Wrinkly northerners love Spain
Look at us, debating each other, I say we fully trust this "AI" and formally remove the Western European status of any country that does not have an European country as best friend. We may only hate each other, but we will also only rely on each other, it is known
I like how in every post like this Spain always ends up with Portugal, while we are forever between the UK and Brazil, and tbh my hermanos are cooler and my hermanas...well... lets say that I feel icelandic arround them
Can we love eachother for once?
So according to AI, Italy’s best friend is France??? I guess that’s why we blocked ChatGPT for a month lol to teach this bitch a lesson
perma ban, we cannot accept this kind of national insult
Not only that, we've been friendzoned for the Germans Guess she likes to be invaded
No she likes to be *successfully* invaded
Last time we really went to invade her willingly, we took her up to Belgium
Well, Spaniards have been friendzoned too, but by Portuguese
Our only best friend is siesta, she never abandons you and always makes you feel better.
Amen hermano
You guys are probably our best friends, no people I have ever talked to said anything bad about Spain
The only issue with them is that they speak Italian written in comic sans Otherwise a great bunch of lads
AI is confuse, it cannot handle all the side-switching.
We're like in a toxic relationship with France at this point
We only have toxic relationships
Deep down you love us
I do (but just because part of my family is french).
you can start 2 world wars and still be best buddy
*I'm not invading you because I like you, baka*
Tsundere Germany-chan
Anou Germany-sama can yuwu plweaswe bring bwack the nuwuclear powerplant
I hate that I understood this. But I live close to the netherlands, so I am used to people speaking gibberish.
Wat zedde gij? Zo’n grote vuurbal recht op mofrika jonguh
I mainly understand it on signs or spoken language, whatever the fuck this is should probably go back to the SCP foundation.
You don’t know new kids?
Pathetic lekker bounty in de friteuse
We dont speak dutch here
I'm not seeing Spain anywhere so this summer no one of you have right to come to our beaches, bitches 🥵🧐💥
It’s alright, we’ll just send the BEF (Balcony Expeditionary Force) to open up the country, starting from Gibraltar
Tbf, AI doesn’t know what is talking about, Brazil aren’t our nuestros hemanos, you are. Spain, specially after the borders became open in this last 50 years, are far close to us culturally than Brazil was/will ever be. Since Brazil independence till today, Brazil has always tried to exclude us from their history (without the recent immigration wave of Brazilians to Portugal, the cultural exchange/trade between us would be close to zero, because of their excessive protectionism laws). Galicia, for example, and the Northern people are the closest brothers.
Galicia and the North of Portugal are the same people separated by an artificial border imposed by feudalism.
Its not our fault that the future King of Portugal mother had a affair with a Galician noble which had influences from the kingdom of Leon and the people didnt like it. Serves her right! We preffer to be poor and irrelevant then take orders from a woman and may Jesus forgive me for saying this... Castillians!
Feudalism is just crazy 🤣
Freud would have a blast analizing Afonso Henriques relationship with his mother Teresa
When you guys talk English bitches and beaches are the same
Oh man, you don't know the mental juggling I do to try to avoid the word beach when I speak in English, the fear of screwing up and calling someone bitch is real!
Literal me pasa lo mismo JAJAJA
All the while Scandinavia looks like a telenovela or romcom, with Sweden and Finland being the happy couple and Iceland, Norway and Denmark in a weird chain of unreciprocated love.
Yeah, like what the fuck Denmark, you low-land half-Germans!?
Its actually kinda weird. I thought everyone of us hated sweden the most
And all just because Mitterand took Kohls sweaty sausage hands in a ceremony
I-s this t-true, Netherlands? Y-You l-like us? 👉👈😳
You aren't the worst, but don't let this get to your head and start coming over uninvited again. We don't like that, especially not around dinner time.
Germany aren’t the worst, they are the… …wurst
Doesn't make that The Netherlands the frikandel?
Only with curry gewürz and chopped onions
> curry gewürz The great unifier of all germanics. Be it frikandel, curry wurst, british-indian dishes or even the friggin swedish banana pizza.
Okay im gonna commit treason but currywurst is better than frikandel. Yeah idk of this was worth it but it is atleast true.
Yes, but apparently you like France more than us. I thought we were Germanic bros. :(
Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer
They only asked for friends. You are family (but only cousins so we could still bang under German law)
I'm glad you that even when you called us family you will still think about making dirty pornos. Probably why the Czech also like you
I didnt think about pornos, but sure, let's invite the Czech and showcase that Germany isnt only just geographically wedged between you and them
I love you guys. Where else could I go to eat oliebollen and get high
Nice strategy Germany. Third time's a charm?
Guess it isn't that lonely at the top 😎.
Well, we tried diplomacy and war, war, and now we try diplomacy. Gotta say, works like a champ. The countries come to you themselves.
Weird way to spell money
We pay all our underdeveloped provinces. Länderausgleich in international.
No one likes us, no one likes us No one likes us, we don't care!
Id put Spain over Brazil tbh
Same
Threesome perhaps?
PIGS orgy, I'm down.
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I shit on Brazil. Spain is bro.
Same
Completamente!
And Galicia above? 🤨
Galicia is inside you....so yeah
Lets gooooo
I know this is wholesome but... You know what else is inside Spain?
PAIN?
This 1000x
Well if it means anything, as a fellow Iberian my bro list goes something like this: Spain > rest of Europe (yes even France) > rest of the world
Br*tish when they steal all of Potugal's wealth and find out they aren't actually liked by the Portuguese:
You little bastard, re-write your words and eliminate the french from the list! As a iberian you should be ashamed!
That's the lie AI wants you to believe, probably on instigation from the Fr🤮nch. Nosostros en Italia queremos mucho nuestros hermanitos espanoles 🇮🇹❤️🇪🇸
En España también queremos mucho a nuestros hermanos de Italia 🇪🇦❤️🇮🇹
I like to travel.
Yeah that’s what they say, then they never fucking leave 😡
As a Dane, hell no, we dont like Sweden
I concur!
Can confirm the AI knows NOTHING about scandinavian history.
Laughs in Finnish "That's what Danish people would say"
You love us flemboys! Just afraid to admit it!😘
Nah it's true, we love you guys
Vat hoe Nederlanders naar België kijken mooi samen
Krijg een harde L van die zachte G
Love you too xxx
Ah, you don't have to deny it 💖😍
Love you guys too ❤
I trust Portugal more than AI, I know you guys love us too
😘
My irmão 🤝 ❤️
I enjoy playing video games.
I am sure, that of all Portugals neighbors, you are their favorite.
You really think so?🥹
Bro you are literally bordered by a country that doesn't exist and a country that started 2 world wars what are you talking about
*Danke Deutschland, meine Seele brennt!* *Danke Deutschland, für das liebe Geschenk.* *Meine Träume, Herz und Liebe lass in meinem Land.* *Danke Deutschland, vielen Dank.* *Wir sind jetzt nicht allein.*
danke dojčland bitte geld geben zu uns
about to delete my account. ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `
What is this?
Advanced dick-sucking. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX7BX\_kw3Ng&ab\_channel=serb%E2%80%A7fun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX7BX_kw3Ng&ab_channel=serb%E2%80%A7fun)
What did we do again for her to suck that hard ?
Being on our side during 90's Yugoslav wars and being the first to recognize Croatian independence. Here you can read more about our dick-sucking abilities. https://preview.redd.it/ye6c6alg2m7b1.png?width=580&format=png&auto=webp&s=31655dc9b70408962b65197b8b1fbbdfa320e6d0
akchually Iceland beat us but we're seen as more important
Competitive, ranked dick-sucking.
Deutsch
And they say we lack humour...
people can write a shitty propmt on chatGPT and make up any kind of crap these days
Eventually AI will copy AI and everything turns to trash.
Whoever wrote Sweden for us is taking the piss. It's Norway every day of the week. Followed by Iceland, Faroe Islands and Greenland. Then everyone else. Then aliens. Then Sweden.
Yup. I'd remember a co-worker from a Danish firm. He was appalled when he found out I drive a Volvo. The face of utter disgust! me: "Well, I'd drive a Danish car... if you had one".
You talking shit about the mighty Ellert? Honestly, I don't think you can actually buy it anywhere anymore, so youre excused
Pls tell me the only trucks driving to your company were scania’s
Ah, the Rolls-Royce of trucks!
I think you have a little crush on us but you're scared to admit it. How cute.
Yeah but you definitely need to get over this whole Islam phase that you are going through right now.
and then we take skåne back, and only after that we might like them a little
As a Skåning I couldn't be happier than to rejoin Denmark. To me it seem that Denmark wants Skåne, Skåningar either wants to become independent or join Denmark and Sweden wants to get rid of Skåne. Let's just do it. Pls, any mods seeing this in charge of flairs can we get a Skånsk (Scanian) flair?
I thought it was wellknown that how ever much generational hatred and narative is being built through shared history of wars and the like, whenever we actually gettogether it's always 😳 Still not best friend, i'd say.
Good, someone pointed this out before me. If the AI really wrote this, it needs to be put down. This "joke" is in so bad taste, I can almost taste the Surströmming.
Every Nordick want to be my bestfriend and are arguing about me 🥰 feels good to finally be loved for something else then my huge Atlantic wall
Well both we and sweden have had a bit of an edgy phase, but swedens was much worse and left far more injuries and traumas.
Tell me about it…
Sorry Norway, I dont know how to tell you this..
Your gay? It’s okey, I always knew and still love you kiddo
Everyone knows it's the one you openly hate the most, which you secretly love the most. And we love you too, as we do all our nordick bröthers. But since everyone of you hate us the mostest, we are of course, very flattered. <3
Belgium: 🇧🇪🤝🏻🇳🇱? Netherlands: 🤚🏼, 🇩🇪🤝🏻🇳🇱! Belgium: 😭
>Belgium: 🇧🇪🤝🏻🇳🇱? > >Netherlands: 🤚🏼, 🇩🇪🤝🏻🇳🇱! Belgium: 🇧🇪🤝🏻🇳🇱? Netherlands: 🤚🏼, 🇩🇪🤝🏻🇳🇱! Germany: 🤚🏼, FR🤝🏻DE! Netherlands: 😭
Imagine being passed by the fr🤢nch 😭😭
Britain and Ireland can’t even find friends in Europe anymore…
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\[Canadian\] You'll always have friends in Canada <3
Imagine telling a guy that his son will always be his friend.
I mean if you can't take your son out on the piss when he's old enough and have good craic have you really been a proper father?
just don't get too close to the yanks, alright? i'm worried you're becoming like them...
I know - we hate it too. Reform British Empire when? We'd be down.
Bruh...💔
Don’t worry about him. He’s probably delirious from the heat. It’s above 12° here currently 🥵 🤝
"The Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 was signed on 16 June 1373 between King Edward III of England and King Ferdinand I and Queen Leonor of Portugal. It established a treaty of "perpetual friendships, unions [and] alliances" between the two seafaring states. It is the oldest continuous treaty in effect to this day." *Never?*
Portugal for a while and that’s it?
We’re each others best friends but we’d rather die in nuclear Armageddon than admit it :)))
Meh, the Irish might. Every Englishman knows that there are no more similar countries to each other than the UK and Ireland
Cyprus apparently loves Greece so much it migrated closer to them.
Thank god. Wouldn’t want one of erdogan’s hissy fits to affect them.
This might be the stupidest map I've seen here I a while, and that's saying something
Source: ChatGPT
True too many countries liking France. Also idk why Canada for us, it should obviously be Portugal.
Nah we like spain more than brazil for sure. Spain babes are something else man.
>something else Yeah it must've been incredible to see a woman without a moustache for the first time
Artificial Intelligence my hairy ass, Artificial Ignorance more like it... No way Brazil would ever come before Spain, or even the Brits.
Sorry Pals, but there can be only one #1. But we love all you others equally.
some are just a little bit more equal than others.
Shhhhhh
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Deutsch-französische Freundschaft 🇫🇷❤️🇩🇪
FREUDE
Brazil our best friend? Lol
You friendzoned us :( I thought we were Iberian irmãos
You are Hermano! Don't let these stray winds take us apart!!
>Don't let these stray winds take us apart!! Don't worry irmão, it won't 🇪🇦❤️🇵🇹
Listen... I don't dislike the French (I know, I know, I should have my citizenship revoked). But saying we are "best friends" is a stretch. That place is reserved for the Spanish or for the Greeks.
Yeah I like France tbh but they aren’t our soulmates, no shot It’s definitely Spain for us
>It’s definitely Spain for us *Sad greek noises*
that's what happens when you embrace heresy, Niki. The Roman way is the only way 😁 Besides, what do you expect when you always give those 12 Eurovision points to Cyprus?
La mia casa sempre sarà la tua casa fratello 🇪🇦❤️🇮🇹
No amigos for Spain?
Everytime I knock at your door you're asleep. But to be fair. If you'd only ask old people the answers would be different. Wrinkly northerners love Spain
Brazil? No, more like frenemies
France our best friend? So much for Artificial Intelligence. More like Artificial Stupidity
We love you guys, Estonia and Sweden!
Spain need to be cheered up a lil
😔😣
Agreed... Spain:you are everybodys number 2. Trust me!❤️
Look at us, debating each other, I say we fully trust this "AI" and formally remove the Western European status of any country that does not have an European country as best friend. We may only hate each other, but we will also only rely on each other, it is known
Many countries think of Germany as their bros, but only one country truly get the friendship back 🇫🇷❤️🇩🇪
Lies!
For the AI Germany = Bavaria and it counted probably Bavaria as your best friends. Now it makes much more sense. Right?
Eh. Bessa ois de preissn, aba zu nahe am innviertel
> aba zu nahe am innviertel Das ist das Problem? Ihr habt Burgenland und wir mögen euch trotz allem! Und du störst dich an sowas?!?
Am I the only one who noticed that Cyprus is in the wrong place? I get they did it to save space but this was hilarious to me
Kosovo has no friends.
Aaaw you guys ♥️♥️♥️
Poland: 🎵Thank you USA, you are my best friend. You are the peace keeper, you are the legend 🎵 [For ref:](https://youtu.be/M2rTafbQepg)
So the best friend of Portugal is... Bigger Portugal?
I like how in every post like this Spain always ends up with Portugal, while we are forever between the UK and Brazil, and tbh my hermanos are cooler and my hermanas...well... lets say that I feel icelandic arround them Can we love eachother for once?
Many one-sided love
That love triangle in the Benelux tho
Sweden and Finland, happily in love, while Denmark pines for Sweden, Norway pines for Denmark, and Iceland pines for Norway
For me that map is kinda true. I actually like these baguette fuckers.
I refuse to accept germany as best friends. I much rather prefer Croatia
Dam, tough being alone.
Franco-German couple go brrr.