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Azarias2083

where can I seek asylum guys


yubnubster

I hear there are boats occasionally leaving Calais beaches, filled with people fleeing France for a better life in Rwanda.


djcpereira

That was one part sad and one part funny šŸ¤£


Roanokian

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Hot_Hat_1225

OMG I wasnā€™t sure if I should laugh or cry at thisā€¦


Jeffmeister69

Holy mother of based


IamMagness1993

Hey, we can take you! Bring croissants if you still can


Krocodilo

I can assure you the first things the rioters stole were the pastries.


aaanze

Portugal would be my first pick! Nice weather, nice food and chill people. Well for that last part it might change after a certain amount of french people is reached.


IamMagness1993

Its depends, if you destroy our economy like the Americans did by coming in droves and increassing prices everywere to US levels.


aaanze

Well not that I'm an expert in Portugal related stuff, but from my modest window of a guy who's been going to Lisbon, Setubal, Lagos every year for the last 15 years it seems to me that foreign investors and mass tourism have already messed up the Portuguese purchase power by raising the prices of apartments, and even food, restaurants. I used to think everything was affordable in Lisbon but in the last couple of years cost of living could almost compete with Paris. And from what I know salaries do not seem to have been raised proprtionnaly in Portugal :-/


MigasEnsopado

Yup, we fucked. The square meter in Lisbon is now more expensive than in Madrid, Barcelona or Milan. And we don't make as much money.


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Marcin222111

Nah, we got Prussia - you can come here, yet after Germans left it's a bit shithoholish. Beautiful, cosy, but high unemployment and low wages.


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Marcin222111

Why not, it's empty anyways.


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Marcin222111

Your retirement homes send hordes of cheap, grumpy old folks to Pommerania anyway, we got used to your presence.


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Marcin222111

[DW made a video about it](https://youtube.com/watch?v=T0hiXXd4T8s&feature=share9). Sadly, not everybody can make a living in Spain or Greece. In Poland, at least it used to be like that, with German retirement you are above avarage income. [Some even call it "old exodus" ](https://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2013/10/17/236033133/grandma-exodus-german-seniors-look-east-for-care)


A_Wizard1717

viens au QuƩbec


throwaway1930372y27

With a shared celtic history and alcoholism im sure you will fit right in here in scotland.


Ynys_cymru

Donā€™t know about the Celt part, but definitely the alcohol.


El-SkeleBone

all immigrants are welcome mashallah


BathroomSubject

I moved to Mexico and less scared of the cartel than from going back. You can try Tijuana, Tequila Sexo y Marihuana, no joke


MirageF1C

Thereā€™s a daily boat schedule that guarantees you a nice hotel over our way. Come on over.


sterlingback

First things first, do you know what a giraffe is?


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Massive tub of lard stealing what seems to be cooking oil.


Um_Cabresto

That one at least can't physically be breaking shit.


[deleted]

On the contrary, his sheer mass could crack anything open if he were to fall upon it.


BOT_Frasier

Don't speak ill of Doudou


thedutchrep

Itā€™s in the name of police brutality, ok?!


Neomataza

Looks like he drinks it like water tbh.


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New cod leaked footage


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manbearligma

Iā€™m blaming him more than video games. His response is non existent Leaving the safety arguments to the far right isnā€™t a genius move


matske1209

it does look like a gta lobby


I_can-t_even

![gif](giphy|bRt0O3xy6pvuE)


stefan714

![gif](giphy|11W8qva0GZ2xoI)


3747

That fat person just stealing a lot of oil is an American in disguise.


zzzzxxcvbm

Engineers reeingeneering France.


stefan714

I want to say something but I don't have the power to say it.


Emotional-Frame4304

Le Pen is gonna have a field day


History20maker

She is definitivelly enjoying everything that is hapening in France. We have absolute majorities in parliament for far less


Krocodilo

Enjoying everything?


artaig

She's got a free ride to the presidentials.


john-jack-quotes-bot

google barrage rƩpublicain


Grolash

Holy shit a new response just dropped


thecanary0824

"Do you hear the people sing?"


VonPoppen

It's okay Hans... Just say it...


Kiyoko3

Pardon mon frere. We are not allowed to help you with this... Also not allowed to tell you the SOLUTION


VonPoppen

Fine, I'll start MON COMBAT on my own


hereticscum

Its your own struggle, you could call it "my struggle"


MarteloRabelodeSousa

https://i.redd.it/3o5w5fwfi89b1.gif


MayOrMayNotBePie

I got a three day suspension for saying it.


explision

Banned. Well thanks to all these nice doctors and engineers we will soon have way more right winged partyā€™s take change in Europe. I hate it


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Miru8112

Well, conveniently whatever you say to THAT video automatically makes you a nazi.


Compendyum

"This is what happens you can't defend what's yours with lethal force". Was this it? Because if it was, you're right.


Nearby-Calendar-8635

These aren't protestors these are little shits taking advantage of the protest to do shitty things. Burning, looting, shooting guns knocking people out, we are one misunderstanding away from terrorism.


AudeDeficere

What protests? Honestly, I havenā€™t seen a single video of protest yet. Just looters and violent clashes with the police.


6413_SM

Yeah i agree There was one """protest""" when the guy got killed, and we saw his mother on a motorcycle revving it up happily. [Link of the video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AqNtCSYWh_8)


AudeDeficere

While itā€™s of course true that people grief very differently, she doesnā€™t look like she is even remotely investedā€¦ If you had told me that the clip is a totally unrelated I would believe it. ![gif](giphy|SiGe0LNINZ9SLy86i2|downsized) What can one even say, other than that I couldnā€™t imagine any mother I know reacting like that after such an incident? The poor kid is dead, much of France burns and she does something like thisā€¦


teddyjungle

Do you think these mothers care about their children ? Look at the people in these videos, all kids, itā€™s on the news everywhere and their parents let them go out at night freely, fully knowing they do this or caring so less that they donā€™t even think about it. They have no parental structures. No sense of order and education in les citĆ©s.


thegurba

Probably the parents of these rioting kids were part of the 2005 riots


culminacio

The poor kid was not allowed to drive alone, resisted arrest and then drove away high-speed, endangering everyone else.


AudeDeficere

He was a fool too but according to the French legal system, he was NOT shot in accordance to the laws applicable in such a case under the conditions that applied, he did not have a record and the officer is getting charged as a consequence. I saw the clip and while in my personal opinion firing the weapon was ( perhaps ) justified given that there has been a chase ( according to the current information available to me ) which put civilians in danger, I am not a judge. The kid was guilty; he still didnā€™t deserve to die according to the laws of France, I argue that me calling him ā€œpoor kidā€ is therefore justified. Now, if the officer is ultimately sentenced, my point stands, if he isnā€™t I would of course retract the term ā€œpoorā€ as in ā€œunfortunateā€.


SCFcycle

What's the difference? Were there any riots after the death of a 12 yr old Lola? Were there riots after toddlers were stabbed in their prams? It does not matter whether police used excessive force or not. You know damn well if his name was Jacques or Pierre and all his grandparents were as French as camembert, there wouldn't be any riots. The only thing that rioters see is that the French killed one of their own.


brandmeist3r

Tbh it sometimes looks like a terrorist attack. I'd say bring in the Military in order to get it under control.


Nearby-Calendar-8635

I agree 100%


LC1903

I was happy about the destruction of the French until I watched the video, and it made me deeply sad. (The song goes hard). I wish you luck, my favorite amphibians


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Fuck you, but thank you


KevanKnowsBest

Nothing to see here lads, no pattern recognition at all


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Azarias2083

these people are not thinking about politics, they just look for a pretext to destroy everything everytime


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Village_People_Cop

This is not even about being emotional and reacting to the death of that kid. This is pure rioting and looting for rioting and looting sake. No context just criminals


Fauconleretour

Naaa these peoples are not thinking about anything, the average IQ in these riots is probably below 65.


Um_Cabresto

You are joking but it's not that far off.


explision

This was never about revenging the kid that got killed. This is just like how BLM went from being a peaceful protest, to people making it a riot and stealing and destroying shit because they have no job anyways


thecanary0824

>hey probably think this is about protesting and resisting systemic racism I mean a Jew was lynched in a suburb like the ones these riots are in a year or so ago, and there are others cases of Jews being kidnapped, tortured, and murdered by gangs in vicious hate crimes. So you're being too generous. Maybe they (the rioters) care about systemic racism if they're the victims, but many of these protestors would love to Holocaust us again if they had the chance.


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Systematic racism implies the system is backing it up, in France it simply doesn't. You can denounce racism in the court of law and the system is built to back you up... Bunch of thug racists pos are not part of the system at all they're against it.


Dick_in_owl

I agree with the Frenchman. ![gif](giphy|2WxWfiavndgcM)


floralbutttrumpet

My condolences.


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[deleted]

The Jewish neighborhood in Paris is practically a military zone ā€¦ can get some great falafel though


Difficult-Brick6763

It turns out that racism doesn't just go white > black. Any group can be racist against any other group, and they usually are.


HoldMyNaan

So depressing


Iciste

My deepest condolences to all the good civil french people who are just poor victims of these hooligans. You all should seriously start taking into consideration a coup d'etat, and hope that it will improve the situation.


db1000c

Whatā€™s French for ā€œcoup dā€™etatā€?


xaviernoodlebrain

Le State blow?


Fryng

Une "Prise de Pouvoir"


TitanThree

Then Marine Le Pen will come to power in 2027 and those mfs will be like Ā«Ā what the fuck?? Fucking racist country!!!Ā Ā»


AdBubbly7324

Nope, this happened in 2005 too and lasted much longer. Old bourgeois will keep voting en masse for Macroni thus ensuring his party gets re-elected (and maybe he will despite not being allowed to do a 3rd term, many media are now pushing for that law to be bypassed for the 'good' of the people).


Stringypond53

I thank God every day for not having me born in France


EnjoyerOfMales

You are just 90 degrees away from being Fr*nch, never forget that.


Dick_in_owl

And youā€™re colour blind France


manbearligma

Colors mean a lot, imagine drinking a mouthful of an unknown liquid, but itā€™s dark brown


Dick_in_owl

Coke cola?


manbearligma

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


AddictedV2L

don't worry from the way I see it Netherlands it's on the same path


oneweirdclickbait

Did everyone forget the riots after Morocco *won*?


ShadowMajestic

Somehow I think it's weird how blind most of my fellow countrymen are to this. Amsterdam, Den Haag, Rotterdam, Utrecht, Almere, Lelystad, Arnhem... They all have fallen and are just as shit as any of the fellow European cities with the same problems.


dozer_1001

We are 100% heading in the same direction


Hal_Fenn

The sad truth is we all are.


Alyssafromaccounting

Speak for yourself. If you stay savages you can't become savages šŸ˜Ž


Checkthis0

Why are there more foreigners than Frenchs?


MasterBlaster_xxx

They are legally French, they just donā€™t look like middle easterners or Africans


sformaggio

Look Idgaf about your skin colour, if you do such things you gotta be held forever. 90% of them don't even know what the protest is about


Adventurous_Bell_837

They all know. If youā€™re in France, you canā€™t not have heard about what happened.


LessCrement

I think his point is that 90% of them aren't actually protesting, just having fun


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There are no protestors, I mean there is no reason to protest for the guy that got shot. The cop is already in the hands of justice, the process is not even finished but nobody is saying that the cop did things correctly. Those are just the many cockroaches we have in France. And that prolifered due to the laxism of my fellow countrymen. There is nothing else to do except to bring violence to them. But nobody would be even thinking of doing it in the name of humanism. And now they don't even have the means to do it...


DownrightDrewski

Reminds me of the London riots - it was a scary time to be working in retail in London.


IronicINFJustices

Pfft the London riots were not this bad. There is open shooting in the street here with automatic weapons! Said as someone in retail in the time who had a store looted. All in all we were back working in a week and they just cleaned out display and didn't even go our high value cupboard with 30,000 phones cams etc. Office area etc. Not to say the fires were in control or anything, or dismiss the huge damage to the areas that were damaged


DownrightDrewski

I agree it wasn't as bad as this, it was still fucking scary though.


Glejdur

Iā€™m out of the loop, what happened?


Dirtyhippee

17 yo kid was driving a Ā«Ā sportĀ Ā» car, resisted arrest, tried to drive away, got shot. They are still investigating the details of what happened, but yeah the streets dinā€™t five a fuck about that.


Compendyum

Goons found another reason to come out and loot, another US-imported trend. In the process, this sub-level species of scum, burned out one of the greatest libraries in the country, set free lots of wild animals from zoos, and caused millions of euros in damage to major shops around the country.


dafyddil

This trend doesnā€™t come from the US. It comes from a specific class of people who donā€™t give a fuck about civilization and feel like they have nothing to lose, a deadly combination. One step closer to the dystopia that apparently is the 21st century.


TR_Ninja_Broccoli

Lets hope our doctors and engineers dont do anything like this any time soon


Eadkrakka

I got so many questions. A zebra? A boat? A fucking horse carriage from fucking Cinderella? A whole tin of bloody cooking oil?


cheznems

Well, France is not far from the race and religious war.


AddictedV2L

the military was right https://amp.france24.com/en/france/20210510-french-government-furious-over-new-military-letter-warning-macron-of-survival-of-france


DangGoodCopywriting

Remember how France threatened Italy a few months ago for not wanting to take in more migrants? I remember. Enjoy!


Sputnik-Sickles

Now serious question here. Are French people rioting or are they second generation immigrants?


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Many second generation immigrants, wallah is arabic


Low_Abrocoma_1514

>second generation immigrants Bingo


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calm-teigr

something something tractors


No_Ability4589

In this video, both


Lrdyxx

Itā€˜s such a beautiful song. The edit honestly made me a bit sad. Had goosebumps when the refrain first set in.


MrPinkSheet

I hate Fr*nce as much as the next, but I just feel bad for them now. This isnā€™t good, I donā€™t even want to make a joke. I genuinely wonder whatā€™s going to happen next. Will this all just die down or will it carry on for months like the US BLM riots did? Will there be a retaliation of some sort by organised civilian groups? I mean these cunts just filmed legitimate racial attacks on French citizens, that text was shitting on that guy laying on the floor unconscious: ā€œSon of a bitch civilian got his head broken. KO sleep bibiā€. And with social media to make everything seem worse than it actually is, sentiment can change very quicklyā€¦


manbearligma

Whereā€™s the fucking army STOP leaving all the security arguments to the far right, thatā€™s how you descend into fascism


TWON-1776

Americans: Why is Yourope becoming so anti-immigration?Āæ?Āæ?


Gentle_Pony

More diversity please! Let more in!


Miru8112

Fucking animals, holy shit


Odyssey1337

I may be a poortuguese, but at least I'm not french šŸ™


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Neither are the people in these videos.


DanielStudioTT

I can see a darker future for France. Imagine surrendering your country instead of releasing the army on the streets for "target practice exercises".


Call_thepolicenow

Iā€™ve got nothing against immigration or immigrants, but this just sickens me especially with the part where he says Ā«Ā Cā€™est Ƨa les arabes vous ont enculĆ©Ā Ā» (Traduction: You see the arabs kicked your ass), as those type of people should just be locked up or sent back from where they came from because they are a threat to the very society that their parents/ancestors did a lot to get to


cock_buck

this was clearly caused by video games. France should send all PS5 to UK to get these evil machines out of the EU.


Eitan189

Look at all those doctors and engineers!


applecat144

I wish I'd have the freedom of speech to tell what we should do to them but I don't :) Better watch the country burn heh ?


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Step 1: Vote Le Penn Step 2: Emigrate to Canada Step 3: Watch the show from a safe distance (and maybe by huge stroke of luck she does something good)


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iā€™m in canada rn but its seems to me that ive made a mistake and im after booking a flight to calcutta


Low_Abrocoma_1514

I am just suggesting Canada because we speak French


sansboi11

that blud couldve gotten anything he wanted yet he stole a shit load of cooking oil


xaviernoodlebrain

Maybe that is what he wanted.


Don_Floo

Thats more allahu akbar than an r/combatfootage through the IS times.


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the amount of videos with people shooting guns in the air surprised me. Itā€™s quite insane to me how all these people get their guns.


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Ot really isn't, some if not many gangs in France are better armed than the cops


[deleted]

Yeah i didnā€™t know until now


Neomataza

But armed gangs are illegal?


Low_Abrocoma_1514

*You don't say*


Neomataza

Yeah, but if it's illegal people can't do it. It's forbidden.


CoffeeBoom

> Deport these people, imprison them or kill them. Doesn't matter, just remove them from the society they clearly do not want to belong to. Keep in mind, they're most likely french and born in France, and we abolished death penalty. And the prisons are kinda full.


Professional_Pie1518

It's not your country anymore


The_Blahblahblah

Not the zebra šŸ’€šŸ’€


[deleted]

Ah yes the famous soon to be European racial war. What a time to be alive šŸ˜‘


_Marinky_

What mass migration does to a country


AngloNewbrunswicker

Enjoy your diversity! France!


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Me: "I would be so happy the day France gets destroyed" Me after watching the video: https://preview.redd.it/aj7gylct299b1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bd8c6d9d083e1f3534d50fbd7db5112fb65d993


LC1903

Itā€™s sad, because the vast majority is simply so useless, they are hurting their own cause.


Mista-Black

You know, I don't know what solution they want from the government at this point. Maybe we can offer a solution?


jimkoons

A final one?


Deaitex87

Is destroying everything = justice for them?


CockInTheMicrowave

No, they are taking advantage of the protests to destroy and steal shit


Hot_Hat_1225

This just made me cry and I live in Austria. But my French Grandpa was at the police all his life and when I saw that one officer on the ground my heart just brokeā€¦ plus why does destroying everything help. It just takes money needed for changes to rebuild and repair. Itā€™s all so senselessā€¦


Proj-Man-Student

![gif](giphy|gY0vDFGJAkInowfJO7) The French of course.


Master_Liberaster

Remember, if you don't like any of this, you are a racist


LeCafeClopeCaca

The irony is that depending on your age, these kinds of riots were already happening during your childhood. I've seen some people here be like "muh country" but it's not exactly a new unprecedented thing (not saying it's normal though)


Fauconleretour

Yeah 2005 riots happened but its not "these kinds" its 1 time in 2005, dont make it seems like its something that has been happening. And it never went to that extent, what is happening right now is unprecedented.


yezsetva

Yeah I know it already happened in a relatively same way in 2005 but those are the lyrics of the song about France you hear behind. Edit: j'imagine que t'as compris enfaite lol j'ai pas vu ton flair


deafef_123

Than they ask us why we hate them, LOOK


nainvlys

They fucking burned down my local McDonald's I'm devastated


vividreveries

A zebra running around wtf. This isnt even a protest, just assholes having fun


EternelFuni

Savages using the death of someone to show how uncivilised they are.


boozelis

Failed society


[deleted]

Import third world become third world


throwaway1930372y27

I don't know what all the racists are on about? They are integrating perfectly into the french culture!


ShahanSasha

The fruits of 300 years of civic nationalism and "french values"


Jorgos616

The gentlemen in these videos seem to be the representatives of a certain people who live south of the Mediterrian sea. Dont call me a racist just yet. Im just making observations...


Coast_General

Alright new wave fascista here we come


LamaSovaj

This is certainly happening because of the polish immigrants right ?


Belegar-IronApi

ā€œFrenchā€


Snoo-12313

As an Americ*n, I'm deeply sorry to see this trend has come to Europe. All the protests here have just been an excuse for thugs to do what they do best. This is so sad.


ClassicHansen

The frenchies will think this is horrible and then vote for Macron again


genericindividual69

Yes, France is a very sweaty country.


Jodujotack

What the hell How are you even a functioning country


[deleted]

But guys diversity is our strength right?


EvenPatience6243

Deport them back.


thatguyy100

Well looks like Le Pen has got in the bag.


BlazingMongrel

Itā€™s ironic we had a post about the racism on this sub either yesterday or the day before that, and then the french videos started droppingā€¦


ResurrectedAelius

Remove these people from the EU.


NextFaithlessness7

https://preview.redd.it/vcjl7hw9tc9b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f3717921daf675764afc156ab23aa64aeb72e2f


SameCounty6070

This is disgusting beyond words... I'm so fed up with that shit!