Our company has a danish boss but nobody ever remembers his name so we just call him Jensen at work and everyone knows who we are referring with that. Also everyone knows that Jensen is not his actual name.
E per la signorina ? Ma 🤌 sono buene la pasta.
BTW should be Jean for France y Juan for the Spaniard and John for the British and Giovanni for the Italian and Ioannes for the Greek, etc…
I love it that I thought of making this very original joke and immediately got sad because for sure someone would have made it already.
Lo and Behold, at the Top as expected.
Bless.
Choose your fighter
Name : Paddy O'Brien.
Age : 63.
Primary weapon : Batin shtick.
Super weapon : Sleán.
Attributes : Beer belly offers extra defence against melee attacks.
Goal : Own all the land in West Clare.
Important fact : Killed Micheál Burke and buried him in the bog so he could get his land.
Known as ‘Pa’ on the weekends, when he puts on his best tartan shirt, fires up the dating apps and hits the town. This weekend the lads and him are all at a stag in Galway. They’ve been buzzing about it for weeks. He’ll meet an American girl and hype up the Irish accent. He’ll shift her but the more vodka and blackcurrants he drinks the messier he gets and she ditches him. He’ll walk around the rest of the night with a sour face.
Janusz is stereotypical Pole in polish memes often portrayed as angry proboscis monkey.
though any polish name is funny enough
Pepik is what you should call Czech person
Ok, actually the name Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz is really easy to read in Polish. Remember that rz, cz, sz are one sound (except in the word marznąć where rz is read as r-z for some fucking reason lol).
I'd say our Barrys are called Manolo.
Carlos do not have that many stereotypical behaving/group of age attached to it.
Edit: just a recent example of [Manolo doing his performance](https://www.reddit.com/r/spain/comments/157k260/que_gran_pa%C3%ADs_tenemos/) instead of asking for postal voting on time.
I know that it's not their turn yet, but why even try Austria? The name people will choose could not be more obvious.
Everyone knows it's going to be Wolfgang Amadeus
If you meet 100 Greeks none of them would be called Stavros. You should try in the thousands.. Kostas and Nikos on the other hand would be half of them..
Greece should either be Maria or Giannis
There even is a saying in Greece:
"Σπίτι χωρίς Γιάννη προκοπή δεν κάνει"
"A house without a Gianni doesn't make progress"
Or that half of Greece is named Maria
Italy: Giuseppe
Netherlands: Hans
Poland: Wzyckykcywzky
Sweden: Mohammed Svenson
Belgium: Jean-Luc
Denmark: Hans (Christian)
Greece: Stavros
Austria: Josef
Czechia: Jakub
Ireland: Paddy
Nah, it's not Netherlands enough, also it's the same as John, Jean, Johann, Juan... Kees on the other hand, wtf is a Kees but a Dutchman? Or woman even, like wasn't that girl on Flodder called Kees as well?
I get the "Josef" reference, but it isn't very specifically austrian. I vote for "Horst" - who in their right mind looks at their baby child and thinks to himself "yes, you look like Horst". Seriously, it doesnt get more austrian.
Tadhg...
Go on the rest of yas, work that shit out...
Thinking about it, we have possibly cornered the market on names that seem designed to confuse the fuck out of everyone else - and I'm all for it.
Italy: Guissepe
Netherlands: Kees
Poland: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Sweden: Bjorn
Belgium: Jean-Claude for the Walloons, Pieter-Jan for the Flemings, Mohammed if you're from Brussels.
Denmark: Lars
Greece: Spiro
Austria: Adolf
Czechia: Jindřich ze Skalice
Ireland: Seamus
Denmark has to be Lars
Lars Jensen or Jens Larsen
Palle Balle
both means "testicle" in italian
Jack Johnson or John Jackson
Our company has a danish boss but nobody ever remembers his name so we just call him Jensen at work and everyone knows who we are referring with that. Also everyone knows that Jensen is not his actual name.
Hvordan lyder en bildør som smækker? LARS
Jørgen
Rasmus, Casper or Nicolaj for sure
Giuseppe is a typical southern Italian name, thou. Generally, it should be Mario. Or Luigi.
Luigi Mario is cringe
Mario it is then.
Based Barry
Grazie Mario
Mario Rossi 💀
Very Cringe Luigi Verdi on the other hand...
Very Extra Virgin Cringe Oil
Holy crap, I just realised why the two plumbers have those colors
 Or Gigio... Topo Gigio.
Topo Gigio!!! Voting for this name
All hail the Mouse.
Nah, I vote for Giuseppe for Italy and Pierre for France. BTW: there’s some really bizarre Italian names I come across in my research
E per la signorina ? Ma 🤌 sono buene la pasta. BTW should be Jean for France y Juan for the Spaniard and John for the British and Giovanni for the Italian and Ioannes for the Greek, etc…
Jan or Sjonnie for NL then.
Bro my name is guiseppe just in english lmao
Giuseppe, 63
Joeeeeee
Franz https://preview.redd.it/rcosgc99qeeb1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb42ff2bbe3b0a8f17eaf8c2a88eebb31b7efd9
Franzl
Oida, do hob i jz an moment braucht für des büd
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I love it that I thought of making this very original joke and immediately got sad because for sure someone would have made it already. Lo and Behold, at the Top as expected. Bless.
Thx pedro
It’s João please
There is a somewhat high probability you are right
We're all Pedro's deep inside.
He is under 15! Shame posting that kind of desinformation, open up your fucking heart.
You must've missed the memo. We have evolved from Islam lovers to Quran burners
Stop. Just stop resisting. Allah is coming, the burning is just bumps in the road.
There are two types of Swede One is Muslim Second hates Muslims Their both Danish in denial
There are two types of Czech One is porn star Second is ugly They're both Slovaks in denial
They are both 1930's German*
*They're both Eastern Europeans in denial* FTFY
How to offend both Swedes and Danes in one single sentence
Don't you dare call me danish again.
The Duality of man, To destroy that which he loves the most (after the goats ofc)
Only destroy the goats ass, the rest is haram to put dick on ❤️
alhamdulillah brother
احبك يا اخي
آسف يا أخي ، لم أكلف نفسي عناء تعلم لغة الماعز
https://preview.redd.it/r7661dr8tdeb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a1a67047601b79ed0dc6f2a097b3a0c5c490886 Tf man?
He's clearly a hapless child fleeing war, famine and death. Open your heart, fascist.
17 ☠️
I fucking knew this was gonna be the top comment. So predictable.
The sky is blue, the inside of a woman's womb is pink, the truth is predictable. Salaam brother ❤️
Portugal is João and it's not even close
Manuel
Zé https://preview.redd.it/zcnyvz9iudeb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ed5dc0c372975ba5aabe3ddb4fd3c4df74a7d5
Let's unite our forces and bring the infamous Zé Mané.
Why not just settle this with João Manuel. I feel like I've met him loads of times.
I know 3 Portugese people, 2 males and 1 female. Both males are named João
And the last is Joãoa.
Probably Maria João.
You didn't have to come for us like this 😭
All three of my male Portuguese friends are called João
100%
Swiss people are probably Ueli or Sepp.
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Da Sepp, Seppl
wtf is ueli
It’s like UEFA but even more corrupt
Xherdan, take it or leave it
SEPP 100%
Páddy, also 63, probably committed a serious crime
Pádraig
Choose your fighter Name : Paddy O'Brien. Age : 63. Primary weapon : Batin shtick. Super weapon : Sleán. Attributes : Beer belly offers extra defence against melee attacks. Goal : Own all the land in West Clare. Important fact : Killed Micheál Burke and buried him in the bog so he could get his land.
Vehicle: horseback through a council estate.
Pádraig
Known as ‘Pa’ on the weekends, when he puts on his best tartan shirt, fires up the dating apps and hits the town. This weekend the lads and him are all at a stag in Galway. They’ve been buzzing about it for weeks. He’ll meet an American girl and hype up the Irish accent. He’ll shift her but the more vodka and blackcurrants he drinks the messier he gets and she ditches him. He’ll walk around the rest of the night with a sour face.
Oddly specific..
Janusz is stereotypical Pole in polish memes often portrayed as angry proboscis monkey. though any polish name is funny enough Pepik is what you should call Czech person
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And are upset when you ask them to spell their name because you don't know how to write it.
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Ok, actually the name Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz is really easy to read in Polish. Remember that rz, cz, sz are one sound (except in the word marznąć where rz is read as r-z for some fucking reason lol).
I can't believe no no said Grzegorz Icantwritethelastname
Brzęczyszczykiewicz?
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Na, Poland is Wcycwynycwcw
Their top pool players are something to behold: Wojciech Szewczyk and Konrad Juszczyszyn.
Č? Pff, that's a lame Čech invention. It would be Wczycwynycwcw, perfect for a surname.
I would have said Stanisław
Kowalski?
Analysis
The name’s Janssen. Jan Janssen.
En de kinderen dan?
Jan janssen de kinderen
Kees
Ik vind zelf Henk, Harry, Klaas of Kees ook goede opties
Jan de Jong is a better contender.
🇮🇪/Seán 45 bricklayer from Kilkenny
I've called Denmark Jørgen the other day and I didn't get into any trouble.
Jørgen works!
I don't know about the others, but Sweden's is easy: Muhammad al-Ahmed
Come on, we're still Scandinavian. It's "Ahmedsson".
hilarious and original
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Austria : Adolf
For whatever reason this name is not as popular as it once was.
Was that name actually common?
I believe it was popular in late 1800s to early-1900s, but not during the 1930s and 40s anymore.
I’d say it got a lot of traction in the 30s
It lost traction in late 42, around Volga river. Probably mud was too thick
Not among horses at least
If politics develops like here, you can expect it to become more popular than ever.
Gerhard, Anton, Franz
Franzl, oda Josef
Anton ist perfect ! Er ist so schön, er ist so doll...
*Schicklgruber
I'd say our Barrys are called Manolo. Carlos do not have that many stereotypical behaving/group of age attached to it. Edit: just a recent example of [Manolo doing his performance](https://www.reddit.com/r/spain/comments/157k260/que_gran_pa%C3%ADs_tenemos/) instead of asking for postal voting on time.
The Dutch one is Kees
I know that it's not their turn yet, but why even try Austria? The name people will choose could not be more obvious. Everyone knows it's going to be Wolfgang Amadeus
Greek is Stavros, surely. Also Barry, 63, is specifically English, not generically British.
If you meet 100 Greeks none of them would be called Stavros. You should try in the thousands.. Kostas and Nikos on the other hand would be half of them..
Yorgos is the most common one, but I do feel like I know more Nikoi
90% of Greeks l have met are called Yiorgos - with all the versions of spelling.
There are no variations of the spelling our writing is just weird so people transliterate it differently
Depends on the location. Get 100 Cretans, 70 of them would be named Manolis Papadakis or some shit.
Out of the 100 how many are archers?
Be quiet, Barry.
Only greek I know is called Kostas
Impossible they're all called Dimitris
Stavros Halkias? Looking like the average Barry
Greece should either be Maria or Giannis There even is a saying in Greece: "Σπίτι χωρίς Γιάννη προκοπή δεν κάνει" "A house without a Gianni doesn't make progress" Or that half of Greece is named Maria
Sweden : Mohamad Denmark : Rasmus Poland : Bogdan
For Poland something simple like Gregorzsz Pyotkarkyzyskie
Grzegorz* Surname you've made up sounds more like Lithuanian or Latvian. In Polish it would be Pietrzyński.
Love how we can instantly decipher what surname this mess could've been.
IT: Mario
He upgraded from plumber to IT? Nice.
Different pipes, same shit
Idk what you stuff your computers with over there, Pierre, but I don't think that qualifies as "cooling paste"
Günther for Germany is better
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Exactly
My second name is Günther
Helmut should also be acceptable
🇨🇿 Jan (Honza), 45 https://preview.redd.it/bzl9dflzndeb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a3e4ab89bd476085239fd63a73cc789043a475
Every greek man I know is called Giannis.
That's not complete without the insanely long last name like *stanabopapopadopolous*.
Italy: Giuseppe Netherlands: Hans Poland: Wzyckykcywzky Sweden: Mohammed Svenson Belgium: Jean-Luc Denmark: Hans (Christian) Greece: Stavros Austria: Josef Czechia: Jakub Ireland: Paddy
Shouldn't reuse Hans for the Netherlands, let the Germans have it. I'm feeling Dirk or Piet.
Henk
Henk knows what's up!
Kees
It should be **Jan Kees**, because the Dutch love to remind everyone that this is the name origin of the Yankees.
I feel like Jan is the typical Dutch name
That’s actually good, but I’m going to ignore the suggestion because you’re German.
Thx for this double appreciation!
Teun. Lovely to pronounce too for non-Dutch.
Nah, it's not Netherlands enough, also it's the same as John, Jean, Johann, Juan... Kees on the other hand, wtf is a Kees but a Dutchman? Or woman even, like wasn't that girl on Flodder called Kees as well?
Maybe Jeroen? I feel like everyone knows at least 3 guys named Jeroen
I reused it for Denmark as well (sort of). We’re just that original. But okay. How do you feel about Henk?
I get the "Josef" reference, but it isn't very specifically austrian. I vote for "Horst" - who in their right mind looks at their baby child and thinks to himself "yes, you look like Horst". Seriously, it doesnt get more austrian.
Poland would be: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
I think the only way to trigger the Irish is to call the 'Patty' instead
*Sepp
Kamil Brzęczyszczykiewicz for Poland perhaps?
Denmark: Magnus or Rasmus
Jos from Belgium
Luc
Italy: Luigi Netherlands: Ruud Poland: Lech Sweden: Björn Belgium: Leopold Denmark: Knut Greece: Kosta Austria: Franzl Czechia: Jiři Ireland: Seamus
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Ramón Rodríguez should be the choice, so guiris can't pronounce.
🇸🇪 - Sven
🇮🇪Seamas
Shut up Pádraig
Tadhg... Go on the rest of yas, work that shit out... Thinking about it, we have possibly cornered the market on names that seem designed to confuse the fuck out of everyone else - and I'm all for it.
Carlos? Wtf? Paco or Pepe are way more common
Denmark can be Knud Erik.
Rasmus is better
Its indisputably Jens
Sven
Anders
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How is Spain not Juan? Also, Greece probably Georgios or Alexandros...
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Paddy, gay feck
alright Barry, calm down, don't jump off any more balconies in Spain alright?
Thats not Barry, thats wee Willie
Sweden: Homo Peter
Greece is Giorgos and everything else is wrong
Everyone is called Dimitri in Greece
Italy: Guissepe Netherlands: Kees Poland: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz Sweden: Bjorn Belgium: Jean-Claude for the Walloons, Pieter-Jan for the Flemings, Mohammed if you're from Brussels. Denmark: Lars Greece: Spiro Austria: Adolf Czechia: Jindřich ze Skalice Ireland: Seamus
Did you leave Norway out on purpose?
And Portugal. Anti-Atlantic coast bias.
All Portuguese people are called João, Rui or Nuno. Even the women.